OMG...THIS IS SHOCKING!
OMG!
OMG!!
OMG!!!
*tongue click*
Thursday, February 13, 2014
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Stella pls!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL. You got me Stella. Nice one.
DeleteHEHE ! STELLA U GOT MEEEEEEE
DeleteSteeeeeellllllllllaaaaaaaa.....you got me oooooo......lol
ReplyDeleteStella, warn yourself by yourself o. I don't like this kind of play. Do North West my time again.
DeleteTongue in, lips sealed.
ReplyDeleteHahahahhaaaa....SDK u r an idiot! rotfl!!! And i was even saving this post 2 read 2gether with my Boo of life when i get 2 his place this evening oo. Choi!!! 10k God my patience ran out. Kai!!! lmao!!!! U got me there woman! Job well done.
DeleteAmibo for real ..
ReplyDeleteDo not click
Stella werin be this? See as u don turn us to amebo like u
DeleteChei , stella which kind play be this I nearly break my iPad because the thing no open quick . Not for me to see this good for me my amebo too much self .
DeleteOuch!!! You got me Stella. My heart skipped when I saw OMG! OMG!! OMG!!!
ReplyDeleteI thought someting bad happened.
Hehehehe, your try o.
@Anon 8:47 am, life isn't dat hard u know...
DeleteStella didnt contribute to our epileptic nation, nija,
so no need unleashn ur anger on her.
She's in her own lane, minding her own bizz,
i cholu ya bia. Nsogbu sha dikwa
mumu stella. The word is AMEBO not AMIBO. Local isoko woman. Who in amebo reach your own?
ReplyDeleteIn your sorry life, hear yourself and listen to yourself even this morning you are already bitter why why why sister? Take it easy ohh as being miserable is showing in you.
DeleteAnd pple wonder y marriages r failing and most single gals aint getting married!! When most nigerian gals r as wicked, very very bitter, abusive, disrespectful, very rigid, sadist, unfunny and hard to pls plus very dull as dis lost soul. Stella just captured ur imagination n attention n u r so dumb to see it.
DeleteBut the word is 'AMEBO' not 'AMIBO' so what are you retarded fucking derelicts talking about?
Delete@ anon 12.09PM & 1.33PM, what makes you think Anon 8.47AM is a sister and single gal? Miserable wretches like you both. Is the word not AMEBO? Thank u Anon 1.33PM for using the right word for them 'retarded fucking derelicts' (LMAO).
Delete@ Anon 1.06PM, u just labelled yourself a LOST SOUL and so shall u b. (lol)
DeleteSorry I meant @ anon 12.09pm & 1.06pm not 1.33pm. Anon 1.06pm u r a sweerrrie.
DeleteStella,u got me there u no,hahahaha
ReplyDeleteIt's Amebo, Stella!
ReplyDeletelmao! Sterra!!!! face your work o! Whether na amibo, amebo, amabo so far say you get the gist na wetin marra.
DeleteHahaha lmao. Stella Stella, you got me there. Hugs for the laughs...,
ReplyDeleteStella of life, which one be this na this early morning. Abeg oooh.
ReplyDeleteStella y na?...I don already prepare for the gist..LOOL
ReplyDeleteNot heard that **Tongue Click** in years...., Just did now....., hahaha
ReplyDeletechai i fell for dis sha o! i b confirm AMEBO
ReplyDeleteSterra wahz strong wit u na? #InJenifa'sVoicw
ReplyDeleteLol, u got me.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeleteYou got me this time
Stella I love you
Stella which one be this na, abi u forget to put the gist. Abeg knack me story na. Abi na me we no open am well. Mrs O
ReplyDeleteAswear I had to refresh so many times inorder to confirm that I have the right link. Even went to my PC so it can open on a wider screen! Hahahahhaah
DeleteAunty stella be very careful this morning oo! No let me vex
Kai!!
ReplyDeleteI was so karid!!
Oboi!!
U for see as I rush click with so many thoughts running through my head.
My bad!!
I Thot a popular celeb just kicked d bucket.
That was how Goldie (RIP) news came on Valentine...
I reject/denounce/bind n cast IJN.
I vex.
ReplyDeleteCool down jor!
DeleteDamn, stella ur so dry tufiakwa..i wonder y pple visit this dry blog
ReplyDeleteAnimal! Vamoose from here!!!
DeleteLinda's voltron have you finished your christmas 25k gift? by the way what are u doing here?
DeleteJust in case you haven't found yourself, you are actually dropping ru comment on the 'dry blog'. What brought u here?
DeleteThis is why we visit this blog , we critize., we laugh, we , play . Abi you never Herar say all work and no play makes annoy 8.59 a dull boy .
Deletestella smoke igbo overnight
ReplyDeleteSigh
ReplyDeletestella are u on period or heat ni?
ReplyDeleteHa! Stela! agbaya ni e. U got me on dis one chai*RME*
ReplyDeleteWell you got me there. Well done :-)
ReplyDeleteLmaooo, see as my amebo ear open oo. Choi, SDK be nice
ReplyDeletestella na my God go judge u lolz, if u see as my mind fly shuooooo amebo no good o0o0o0o0o0o if to say i get HBP my enemy for jst kpy for no reason.
ReplyDeleteSDK. you be complete character. see as my whole body and soul worked together to open the page and read the breaking news. SMH.
ReplyDeleteAunty Stella maka y? U need 2 c d speed I used 2 open it. Sad BB face. I want Amebor jor
ReplyDeleteHahahahahhaahahhaaahaaahah!!!
ReplyDeleteSTELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stella you no well o swear. Lol
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha! Stella don kolo o! I thought I was going to see real gossip ha!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I fell for this! Stella you must be laughing so hard now. Please where the gist . immediately I saw the post my antenna just stand. I kept clicking saw this gist must not pass me by. Stelladimoko I'm not a violent person but im sending cyber slaps your way.
ReplyDeleteDnt worry she will soon drop d gist . Love me some SDK.
Delete0-0=1
ReplyDeleteStella warisdis? No use my ear play Õoooº°˚ ˚°º. See as my antenna go up finish dey expect one hot amebo, oya complete dis gist now or oyibo no go shine ur conjo dis valentine
ReplyDeletena amebo not amibo!indigbo
ReplyDeleteStella wetin na?...
ReplyDeleteYaron Allah
Stella....mind ursef o! Which kine longa throat b dz?
ReplyDeleteC33
U dey crazeeeeeee
ReplyDeleteStella u no well o
ReplyDeletei kinda expected this though, sorry Stella, you did not get me. Have yourself a glorious day garnished with TAFIA
ReplyDeleteStella u well so?
ReplyDeleteLmao......
Was actually expecting a shocker.
Hahahahahhaa
Sterra warn urself o....
ReplyDeleteNa wa for you oh SDK
ReplyDelete*yimu* the pic took away the effect, I saw the pic b4 I opened the post. LOL!
ReplyDeleteYou are so playful o, I like you more.
Stella see ur life! I dey drive abeg
ReplyDeleteStellastica, it's not April yet, stop Fooling us biko!!! *rme*
ReplyDeleteAunty Stella, e yaf killed me.
ReplyDeleteHaba U no serious Stella
ReplyDeleteThank u...U just fucked up!!!
ReplyDelete:D
ReplyDeletehaha
ReplyDeleteStella e bi like say your brain dey touch at times...........Madt woman!
ReplyDeletestella, why na, wetin be dis
ReplyDeletewIFE caught cooking with vagina discharge....
Stella u don start? Who is d amebo and wat happened?
ReplyDeleteSDK,u be agbaya (˘̯˘ )!
ReplyDeleteWhat is AMIBO? So very IGBOTIC
ReplyDeleteVexation on top person blog
DeleteHahahahahahaha! You got me there...
ReplyDeleteChei. Aunty stellz this thing u have done isn't good o. To think that I even rushed to find modem so that I will view d story on a larger screen. Kai amebo no good o. Mtcheew.
ReplyDeleteSTELLA where is the news na, c me amebo take rush open d new.....
ReplyDeleteSDK I admit albeit reluctantly say you be serious case. Lol
ReplyDeleteI don't undestand ooooooo
ReplyDeleteMadam stella ure wicked!
ReplyDeleteTo think I will be feeding my eyes with the juiciest gossip this boring morning
Keeii!!!
Where is the news sterraa -____-
ReplyDeleteStella, you no well ohh!! Kai! U catch me for this one. lol
ReplyDeleteu nor well ohhh! stella be very careful this Thursday morning. see as I don ginger click read more.
ReplyDeletemtchewwww.
rolls eyes non stop...faints!
Really Sdk. This was the first thing I opened. Chei! See as my antenna rise because of amebo.
ReplyDeleteAs Stella didn't give us the amebo gist let's drop our own
ReplyDeleteRecently a friend celebrated her marriage anniversary and she went all mushy about her husband being the best and how her married life has bee the best years of her life. What baffles me is that this is someone that just opened up to me after 4 years of marriage about her husband batters her mercilessly. She was even planning to move out but I've be en counselling her on ways to make her marriage work because honestly the fault is not only the man's own. Imagine having issues with your wife and she would go ahead to insult your parents that they raised a bastard. And after all of that she goes on social media to celebrate their union like it's a match made in heaven?
Secondly I bumped into an old friend recently. I had not seen her for years after her marriage. She got pregnant and had an emergency wedding. So we kept contact over social media. So all I've be en seeing are pictures dps and pms trust me I was truly happy for her that she didn't abort the child and marriage was working perfectly for her until I bumped into her.
I had seen her from a distance but she didn't see me. My friend looked haggard and unkempt. This was a former big girl I wasn't even in her league. Her child looked really hungry. You need to see the look on the child's face when we ordered for food that was paid for by me. Even with all the obvious my friend still went on about how she hasn't be en on bb for a while because she travelled abroad bla bla bla. I sacked in all her stories because I was in a haste to go somewhere. I asked her for her house address and she told me they just bought a house in lekki so I should be patient till they move. For now they stay in Surulere. As we where about to leave I asked her where she parked the jeep her husband supposedly bought for her on her birthday and she posted on social media for all of us to celebrate with her. She said she sent the driver somewhere and she was walking towards the bus stop to wait for him. My dear I couldn't let the child stay under the sun so I called a cab and gave her 10k which she refused that it's not necessary. I told her to use it to buy toy for the child.
I hooked up with another one too that told us she married a money bag and they live in Lekki phase one. I had be en planning to hook up with her. Was in lekki once and I called her and she said they moved out of there but they are still around lekki. Git talking with her elder sis and was told she lives in Awoyaya after Ajah! Hian!
What is it with this people? Another's birthday is on Valentine's Day. She just discovered last year she was way older than me. Probably thought we were mates. Last year she said she was 36. I stylishly asked how many years she will be this year the baby say 35.
A beg this things don tire me.Are real people extinct? Why can't people say it like it is? I might not be a very honest person but that's a trait I cherish and always want to be. My point is help might not come when you need just because you live in fantasy instead of reality. I'm happily married so it's not out of envy that I'm venting.
Frenemy, I'm so sure you are a frustrated single agbaya. Always looking out for the worst in people
Deleteits good to be yourself though.. so that you can get help when needed asap but you see, so many people are scared of being mocked,/ridiculed/laughed at/ pointed at... hence they fake it.
Deleteyou tell some so called friends as it is, they see your sad tale as an amusement topic for discussion. crazy.
all in all, its good to be yourself.
My sister, that's aw they would form for their helper n he wouldn't render d help again. Foolish women. Would keeping it real kill you?
DeleteHehehehe sweet mother, ur amebo sweet die. Fear human beans ooo!! I wonder y people can't be themselves Women especially. If things got bad, so? Anyways, am a realist, I don't envy nobody and I don't form shit!!! Had friends like dat but I dropped em like it's hot when I realised the kinda specie they are...
DeleteThere is really no point in painting a pix of who you are not. Why live a lie to what end really? I see a kind of pride. And the bible says pride goes before a falll. Its not a sin to be yourself. We cannot all be on the same level. People should learn to be content with what they have & where they are in life. Stop living a lie if you are. You dont owe anyone an explanation about the situations of your life cos trully its not in your hands.
DeleteSweetmother, I understand your point. And its not cos of envy you have written this. But the reality about life alot of people need to face.
Lol! This reminds me of a scene from 'Lekki Wives', with Kate (Frank Edoho's ex). Very embarrassing when they're caught out in such a lie!
DeleteYour story was getting so interesting until u poo in ur pants!!!!!!!**spoilsface** what is wrong in living in Awoyaya after ajah? I stay in Awoyaya n i can conveniently tell u dat there r verrrrrrrrrrrry beautiful houses around ibeju dan u can ever imagine!!!! My house is a standard state of d act 5 bedroom duplex n i can bet there absolutely nothinpg u can have in dat house of urs dat i dont v in my building except i dont fancy it!!!! No 1da she lied 2 u in d 1st instance**rme** u better luk 4 true happiness n stop stalking friends just 2 console ur mosquito life.....**blows catarrh on u**
Delete'state of the act'????
Deletelooooool
lwkmd
lmao
plz....'it's state of the art'
razz ppl everywhere
How come all ur friends xpect u 'r
Deletelivin a Fake(rs) life? @ sweet mama
It's only a stark illiterate that calls herself sexyboocalher rather than just Bukola and worse "blows catarrh" on people. Bukola, u thoroughly nauseate me. From the very first day I saw ur pic, anytime I come across ur name on this website, I wrinkle my nostrils because I have an idea u smell.
DeleteStop the unnecessary 5 bedroom boast. It is so tacky. The rich do not boast. They don't.
Sexyboocalher you just said my mind,this woman is full of bitterness,imagine all her stories,listen to yourself you saw her from a distance she didn't see you ,yet you paid for her food.you never existed 100 years ago and you won't exist 100 years to come,abeg go sit down in one of those stella s chair,we don see and hear you big woman ,married woman.
DeleteBe kola and diva I'm sorry the moral of the story is lost on you. I never said there's anything wrong with living in Awoyaya. My point is she should have just said that from the start. Or is Awoyaya same as lekki? I'm just saying that people should be real to themselves and others instead of forming because you might lose your actual helpers in transit.
Delete*xcept*
Delete@ anon 3:14.....tot ur blocked medula oblongata has ban cleared bor now i know better!!! So since ur miserable lyf started using fones, u v not heard of "error"? Well, no mata ao much u hate 2 com across my comments, it will remain except am busy!!! And since u squeeze ur nose each tym u com across my comments, so shal u squeeze ur nose 4 ur helper until u loose help in Jesus name......**belges**
DeleteBukola take it easy with your language. You are a parent I guess. If you come here to spew all this what then do you impact on your kids? New biko learn to ignore.
Delete@ sweet/bitter wateva u cal urself.... Seems u r blind cos if u r not, u wldnt mind my response 2 a son/ dauta of a gun dat has d enfontry 2 say a fellow human brings out d beast in their God 4saken sad lyf!!! And as 4 d kids, I ain't like u who teaches ur kids 2 alwys look out 4 d worst in pips inugo? Learn 2 apr8 dose in ur lyf cos even u, r not PERFECT mrs" d baby looked hungry" ** rme**
DeleteBukola you have a long way to go and alot to learn. I never said my life is perfect. Far from it but I never go around spreading lies and pretending to be what I'm not. Even if I teach my kids to look out for the worst in people I will be doing them a favour because that way they will never be disappointed.
DeleteStella mama se erekere jare..stop DAT nonsense.
ReplyDeleteNice one Stella but i kinda suspected it was a prank, that said, i have a breaking news for you oooo, please help me tell Ladies that hair nets can be washed oooo, e no dey spoil for water, i went to a friends place of recent, mid--.afternoon, 1st, she hadnt had her bathe, just lazing around doing nothing, 2ndly, the smell from her hair net ehhh, i jokingly asked her, when last she washed it, she laughed and said she couldnt remember, then i ask if she sleeps on the same bed with her husband with this same hair net, she said yes nahhh, i just felt sorry for the man, her excuse, she has just 1 and if she washes it, it might not dry b4 she needs it @ night, imagine, hair net wey cheap, u can buy 2 nahhh. So i decided 2 do a survey, started asking some girlfriends when last they washed their hair net, you will be amazed at the response i got, so Stella, help me tell your female readers, some men wont tell you dis so as not to offend you, but please Ladies, wash your hair net abeg, its unlady like for u to smell even if you have not had your bathe, there is no excuse for smelling, lollll.
ReplyDeleteAnd if u had told d girl urself, U for die ba? Anumanu
DeleteI did my dear anony, i told her to wash it and we had a good laugh about it cos its just negligence on her part, but why the hate lines abeg, must you insult some1, pls, try to change, you dont have to be bitter.
DeleteWhy won't their men sleep around when they are unkept,dirty at home and they all come here to form. 80% of women here re guilty of it. Me my mouth sharp if u dirty i tell u even if u are girlfriend.
DeleteI stopped wearing hair net after a male friend said girls that wear hair net look mgbkeish.......another added girls that use rubber band to pack their hair too. I tie a silk scarf to bed and remove it once am awake!
DeleteThank goodness i don't own a net. Meanwhile Stella well-done o, i went to get myself a plate of spaghetti to use to enjoy the gist. Only to see say na fake -_-
DeleteStella you no serious.......see how i hurriedly opened the post....lol..
ReplyDeleteNa u teach ur blog visitors amibo....
Stella you no serious.......see how i hurriedly opened the post....lol..
ReplyDeleteNa u teach ur blog visitors amibo....
Stella are u high on some cheap crack or what?
ReplyDeleteO! Stella u have finally lost it. In as much as this is ur personal blog, kindly stop showing us this belated level of razz and nonsense journalism on it. Why would u jst put up a picture and make us click on it without a gist even when you have tagged it "Breaking news". Please this has got to stop.
ReplyDeleteIf u like, don't post my comment.
Loosen up abeg... No one is leaving this world alive.
DeleteOluyomi Odukoya
Haba, it's not that serious na.
DeleteLoosen up joor...
Oya smile...
Bitter soul go and take bitter leaf joor. Razz and u are here waiting for news stupid girl.
DeleteShuoooooooooo sofri na,dis life is too short for all dis vexing na
DeleteWHY R NIGERIAN GALS DULL AND BORING. AND SO RIGID. IT HUMOUROUS AND ATLEAST A VARIETY FROM OTHER POST. THINK AND APPRECIATE THE CONCEPT BETWEEN. IF YOU DONT SPICY UP YOUR LIFE EVERY DAY I BET YOUR MARRIAGE WILL BE DAMN BORING AND SAD.
DeleteOluyomi will not kill me oooo, nobody is leaving this world alive...LOL, I can no fit laugh
DeleteHahahahaha, Oluyomi, u wan take Stella job abi.
DeleteClap for ya self too Stella. You got me this early morning.
ReplyDeleteHian! Stella, what is it dis early morning? Amebo dey sweet you eh. Abeg, who are we going to gossip about today? Tell me pls. Linda and Julit don't forget to bring palmy and Nkwobi today o.
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteLolz
Lmao....I have no words for you.xx
ReplyDeleteStella. If I catch ehn....*straightface*
ReplyDeletelmao...I already knew u were up to something stella!!!
ReplyDeleteStella u no be am @ all, I love amebo no be small. Lmao
ReplyDeleteSdk u try (Lol)
ReplyDeleteSDK for life
ReplyDeleteStella,U no dey serious. Shebi u knw.See me as I balance for asili oku.
ReplyDeleteI knew it was going to be nothing Stella warn yaself lol
ReplyDeleteI guess this is Thursday laughs abi? Mtschewwwwwww!
ReplyDeleteBLOG ANALYSER: buhahahaha! u know go kill person with laugh! I came here to read the ameobo lo nd behold there was nothing to read.
ReplyDeleteStella ya bored o lol...
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha where d story nah SDK? *rme*
ReplyDeleteYou got me, but na you be the queen of us all, we na leaner
ReplyDeleteLol,do u knw I was still clicking on everytin 2 see if some jist will come up,chai,amebo no good ooo
ReplyDeleteFunny u aunty stella.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Stella well done. SMH
ReplyDeleteIt is amebo,wonder why Ibo peeps spell and call it that way.
ReplyDeleteWalahi! Stella ti yawo finish
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha..SDK you got me there. Lol
ReplyDeleteHahahaha. Stella u wey get Phd for 'Ameboism' dey call persn Amebo? If i hear!
ReplyDeleteAmebo dem go tire. Amebo!!!!!! Wetin you know see you say you see am ohhh!!!!!!!! Stella, take your time ooooh! See wetin amebo dey cause? Oya, all of us go back to work.
ReplyDeleteDis one na real February fool. Nice one!
ReplyDeleteWelldone. You try well well.
ReplyDeleteStella!!! Dis is pure wickedness!! Hian
ReplyDeleteMOA
gossip is like sweet morsel... nobody wey no like am. even our men wey dey call women gossip go listen to d gist finish then say' u women too like gossip' na lie .na everibodi like am.
ReplyDeleteAssin eh and they won't forget o
DeleteChoi! I half suffered. Sdk u no go kill person ooo. Well AMEBO is our hobby. Toor...9ice one.
ReplyDeleteStella is your Amebo pot empty?
ReplyDeleteU fit add water & stir abeg hehe!
Loll.....see vexation!
U try wella u hear
Well done Stella u get our remote control press us as u like Pim Pom Pim Pom inugo..Asili asoka ooo..luv u Stells
ReplyDeleteAMEBO ,AWON OLOFOFO WE DON GREE SAY WE LIKE AMEBO ,STELLA NA YOU BE LEADER SHA,YOU LEAD OTHERS FOLLOW
ReplyDelete#SWEET-MOTHER, you better don't be surprised of your friends, like the saying goes "birds of same feather flock together, you self go get your own for body for them to dey lie give you... abeg take several seats jor make we hear word. meanwhile, you don';t have to bring it here cos we care less. #chop-some-pop-corn
ReplyDeleteI might not be righteous but lying isn't my thing. I'm as real as they come. I'm not good at hiding my emotions. Of all the things I am guilty of being two faced is not one of them. You might be right maybe I get my own for body make I check myself well or maybe they think im living the perfect life which I'm far from.
Deletewasn't shock at all cos i knew it was surely one of stella's prank.lol
ReplyDelete@swit/bitter mum, its u who has alot 2 learn my dear! Teaching ur pikins 2 watch out 4 d worst in their friends will my dear make dem blind 2wrds d gud part/parts of such friends!!
ReplyDeleteI v series of friends with diversified characters n u know wor i do? I learn frm every1 cos my mum tot me 2 accept pips d way dey com bor 2 b careful in my dealings!!! That advice is wor i v planted in my kids frm d 1st day dey cud mutter "mum"..........my dear, stop lukn 4 d worst in ur friends in order 2 console yasef cos it leads 2 loneliness n loneliness leads 2 ovatinkn den d latter leads 2 hypertnsn!!! U cud ask Google 4 help on effects of hypertnsn cos google is friends wiv every1 n doesn't discriminate**crosses leg**
I be really amebo sha...Stella u too much joor.
ReplyDelete