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Tuesday, January 07, 2014

Solomon Akiyesi Facebook Joke....Dunno If Its Real.



Controversial,serial husband/actor Solomon Akiyesi is trying his hands at comedy and i must admit that what he posted below on his facebook wall really really cracked me up....
I had to bring it here to share with y'all.

 I am still laughing....i dont know if he recycled an old joke or if this conversation really happened but it is funny!



Solomon: hello who's this pls?
Nnamdi: oga Solomon u DERETE my number?
Solomon: oh, Nnamdi for awka?
NNAMDI:yes now you no have my number again for ur TEREPHONE
SOLOMON: nnamdi I have ur number o I don't know what happened. Are 
u not the one who sold that yellow truck to me?
NNAMDI: yes yes my oga I AN the one who sell the YERROW Moto sir
SOLOMON: how are u and happy New year.how was xmas?
NNAMDI heeey KLISMAS bad o!
SOLOMON: haha! What happened?
NNAMDI: it was na my RANRORD o!!! The man finish me
SOLOMON: jeez! What happened? Rent wahala?
NNAMDI: yes o my oga. Bcos of house LENT he come my house when
 I TLAVEL. He scatter my house, even BEATED my wife, tear her CROT
 and NAKEDED all her body
SOLOMON: that's quite serious!!
Nnamdi VELY SELIOUS o!


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70 comments:

  1. Kaycee7 January 2014 at 21:21

    Hahahahaha My Onitsha brothers kedu?

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    1. Anonymous7 January 2014 at 22:39

      This guy looks like an octopus. His head is like apoti esu, the devil's stool. Dry btw. Hian

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    2. Anonymous8 January 2014 at 00:02

      Hahahahahaha. Can't stop laughing

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    3. Rough Diamond8 January 2014 at 04:04

      Hehehehehehehe dis is funny!

      Solo onye isi nbaka, na comedy now?

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    4. Flo8 January 2014 at 07:37

      Not funny at all..

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    5. Unknown8 January 2014 at 08:24

      @anon. 10:39. Saying he looks like octopus.Kai ur mouth no gud @ all,u hash o. Lmao

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    6. Anonymous8 January 2014 at 09:14

      To me he looks like "pinky and the brain"

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    7. Anonymous8 January 2014 at 10:00

      What dryness! What utter dryness! What an utterly harmattan dry ass joke

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    8. Anonymous9 January 2014 at 03:24

      @ano 10:39, only God can forgive you. If only you can creat an ant.

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  2. Xclusive7 January 2014 at 21:21

    Hehehehe!!yeah very funny..lol

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  3. Anonymous7 January 2014 at 21:21

    Vely dry!!!!

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    1. sisi eko7 January 2014 at 22:37

      Stella this is veryyyyy dry nah

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    2. Anonymous7 January 2014 at 23:11

      I agree very weak and dry

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    3. Queen Bee8 January 2014 at 00:19

      Stella,i tot u had an off the hook sense of humour'?
      This is too dry now,just someone speaking with an accent,kini big deal?

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    4. cupcake8 January 2014 at 00:30

      He wants to be relevant by all means see im coconut head .not funny at all because of your past

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  4. Anonymous7 January 2014 at 21:24

    GO SLEEP MAN...AHHH..
    Oz

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  5. Unknown7 January 2014 at 21:28

    Funny, I notice he applied lipstick, or is itmy eye?

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  6. Anonymous7 January 2014 at 21:28

    One word *DRY*

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  7. Princess R7 January 2014 at 21:31

    #Yawns#

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  8. Order for your party cakes (Abuja).7 January 2014 at 21:31

    What is funny here?

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  9. Princess R7 January 2014 at 21:32

    #Yawns#

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  10. Ezinwa7 January 2014 at 21:34

    Chai! Umu igbo atago afufu. Anyways I'm in Cali strolling towards Yello Yuke Yunction, I needed the fresh hair badly!

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  11. Moi7 January 2014 at 21:36

    Oga solo it is very funny but when i remember what you did to those women i no laugh again especially as you no apologise. ( at least publicly )

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  12. Anonymous7 January 2014 at 21:40

    how is this even funny stella. i cant deal with ur sense of humour. sigh

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  13. Anonymous7 January 2014 at 21:41

    Could not even finish it. Soooooo dry. Very annoying instead. Mssshhh.

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  14. Anonymous7 January 2014 at 21:45

    Igbo kwenu!!! I love ibo pple jare. We no dey carry last at all unlike ofe mmanu pple.

    CeeCee

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    1. Anonymous7 January 2014 at 23:07

      Igbos r very local,boastful and too abusive.u guys come here saying arrant nonsense abt yorubas.yet u cant stay in ur thatched huts villages.Lagos is london for u pple.

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    2. Anonymous7 January 2014 at 23:10

      Ofe mmanu dey carry last..yet u cant stay in ur mud houses.lagos na una london.see how road free for Lagos.awon were don go their villages.

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    3. Anonymous7 January 2014 at 23:11

      Igbos r very local,boastful and too abusive.u guys come here saying arrant nonsense abt yorubas.yet u cant stay in ur thatched huts villages.Lagos is london for u pple.

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    4. Rough Diamond8 January 2014 at 04:11

      Anon 11:11 y r u so pained abt d igbos?

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    5. Anonymous8 January 2014 at 08:19

      @ rough diamond if u ask me na who i go ask.ask ur fellow igbos who started the tribal war.

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  15. M-amie Hazard innit? 7 January 2014 at 21:51

    My Igbo brothers never fail to disappoint.
    Lol @ d joke.
    Really clacked me up

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    1. Anonymous7 January 2014 at 22:19

      You are always off point as usual my artificial yellow pawpaw....

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    2. Anonymous7 January 2014 at 23:01

      Mamie,some ppl on dis blog claimed u hav a mustache...I can't see it tho,cos I'm using my fone,so I don't know whether they're lying...dis thing they're saying abt u,is it true,biko?
      KENDRIXXX

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    3. Anonymous7 January 2014 at 23:02

      Local bunch...if na yoruba pple talk anything now u call them razz.wat do u call this?stark illiterates feeling funky.

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    4. Anonymous7 January 2014 at 23:08

      Brows of life.mgbeke feeling funky.for ur mind now u don fine die abi?igbo pple wth their crass over confidence.pssst

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  16. Anonymous7 January 2014 at 22:00

    Onitsha/Anambra peeps don spoil Igbo finish.

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  17. Stella Asemota7 January 2014 at 22:15

    Hi picture was funnier

    Is he Pela (ing) ?

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  18. Anonymous7 January 2014 at 22:21

    *YAWN!!!!* ....dozing off...zzzzzzzźzzzzzzzz

    ******Miss Elle********

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  19. Janelicious7 January 2014 at 22:28

    Dry joke

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  20. Daintty7 January 2014 at 22:30

    I'm sure dis joke isn't complete or smtin, cos I rily dnt knw wats funni in it, mtchew

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  21. Anonymous7 January 2014 at 22:35

    Just read dis BS a second time..
    Was like pulling teeth...
    Didn't even crack d faintest of a smile...
    ZERO humour...
    *yawnnnnnssss*
    Billie jean

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  22. Lepa shandy7 January 2014 at 22:47

    Hahahahaha this ga me LMAO
    Is that how all Igbos speaks? Na question I ask ooh, if u insult me,Songo will block ur pussy. Amadioha will bend ur dick

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    1. Anonymous7 January 2014 at 23:13

      Na so dem dey talk o.very crude race.and to think they r so cocky.awon irankiran!!!

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    2. Rough Diamond8 January 2014 at 04:14

      Ndo nu o?
      Sorry!!

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    3. Anonymous8 January 2014 at 04:16

      Iya-baba eyin meji. @lepa shandy ogun ma gun obo e, oloriburuku omojatijati. @anon iya irankiran, omo ale oshi.

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  23. Anonymous7 January 2014 at 23:04

    Mac powder on a man? Wasted!!! Wrong colour?very annoying!!! Grrrrrrrrrr. Signed:wide eyed!

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  24. Ammie7 January 2014 at 23:10

    Lmaoooo...Ndi igbo

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  25. Unknown7 January 2014 at 23:22

    So so dry. Yawns... #sleepsoff.

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  26. Unknown8 January 2014 at 00:24

    May God hv mercy on U,lmao

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  27. Anonymous8 January 2014 at 00:35

    This is a pathology of a man in pain!

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  28. Unknown8 January 2014 at 00:42

    Boringggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghggggggggggggggggggg

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  29. Unknown8 January 2014 at 00:46

    not funny!

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  30. Anonymous8 January 2014 at 00:56

    Lol. Funny

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  31. Anonymous8 January 2014 at 05:26

    @anon11:13,,wen igbo ppl start with u naw u go know wetin dey worry u!! If u col igbos IRANKIRAN dat means ur generations are bastards!!

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    1. Anonymous8 January 2014 at 08:41

      @ anon why u go call igbos omo irankiran? Thats too harsh.maybe this isnt.what abt ritualist,thief,very territorial,crude,loud.bring the tribal war on.we r tired of being ur footmat on ds blog.they put up a post abt a PERSON then stupid igbos start saying yoruba pple and....bla bla.its heartbreaking.if stella doesnt address this issue then we serve u back wat u dish out to us.awon omo ale,omo a fi ipa ji baba.

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  32. Anonymous8 January 2014 at 05:58

    Stack illiterate feeling funking, d landlord suppose nack him wife join self

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  33. SWS8 January 2014 at 06:34

    Hmmmm.....

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  34. Anonymous8 January 2014 at 08:27

    I don't get the joke... somebody being harassed isn't just funny

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  35. Unknown8 January 2014 at 08:33

    The only tyn dat got me lmao is everybdy's comments on dis post. Puhlise...no tribal war here ooo. ONE LOVE. (in 2Face's voice) kikikiki...

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  36. Anonymous8 January 2014 at 09:03

    dry

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  37. Anonymous8 January 2014 at 09:37

    Igbo people need to stop this nonsense. They are always the first to start insulting Yorubas, then cry foul when Yorubas respond. Stop looking for trouble! If you hate Yoruba people, then just ignore them

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  38. Anonymous8 January 2014 at 09:41

    dry

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  39. Maryanne8 January 2014 at 10:15

    Madam anonymous this is so on called for! Y r u using such words on blogs? Don't forget children read blogs too! Even if Igbo people call you out must u reply? R u d only Yoruba person on this earth that you are so pained? Please grow up and grow some maturity too. I'm sure you are married and have kids if you can be using such words on internet I cant imagine how you will be waking your kids up or husband up @home because you sound so frustrated! KILODE!! Fear God o! haba! see as u are abusing a fellow human being! Igbo and Yoruba and hausa we are all 1 because God has made us 1! for your info I'm a proud Yoruba lady and I wont trade my tribe for anything!
    Just cut us some slack plsss! oga gan o! ki olorun gbawa ni ilu yi o... so much hatred you have in you
    pls go to a bible believing church and ask them to carry out a deliverance session on you.... You are so bitter!

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  40. yawagas8 January 2014 at 10:20

    this is actually the first time I'll read about this guy and laugh, that was epic.

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  41. Anonymous8 January 2014 at 11:37

    Gosh. Beyond dry.

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  42. Dame Twins8 January 2014 at 12:39

    Okay o.

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  43. Diamond baby8 January 2014 at 19:59

    Funny.....

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