You are in a Party with your friends, and you have no airtime, you then want to call your wife and tell her you will be late home…
you borrow your friend’s phone to call her, when you dial her number, it shows “Love” she answers the call and says, “Hi love, you can come home now,come fast the Idiot is not here” Be honest what would you do? If you're the man?
Has anything similar happened that you know of?
Hahahaha serious gobe
ReplyDeleteNo ! No !! No !!!
DeleteThis hypothetical story is not sweet at all. Stella don spoil my day. Wife wen I suffer date, close eye marry ? My reaction will b another story o
Dear Lord, I bind every potential cheating wife in the name of Jesus. My wife shall b my wife only. I disown any friend who will 'admire' my wife in da name of Jesus. SDKers, pls help me say amen.
Lord, I enter into a covenant wit u that my wife will not cheat and ruin her life and make me marry a brand new wife.
Ill kill someone differently lol but that is going to be a big problem o
DeleteI'll rip off his filthy dick and fuck him with it!
DeleteHehrhehehhehe... boda Kehinde Ake, why dem no go sample ur wife... u know no aw u take fuck 3frnds bak in sch...
DeleteReal gobe
DeleteRubynnia:
DeleteKehinde Ake, you make me laugh. Are you afraid your past with catch up with you?
You want to have your cake and also eat it, innit?
You can't have what you don't give.
Fainting straight, no two ways about it.
ReplyDeleteWetin dey make you faint? There's an instruction to run home. Do so with immediate alacrity and take it from there.
DeleteLol @julit as in he should play along
DeleteNa to end the marriage biko. In other news, Stella I love you #no homo, you know why? When you blog about a story and it turns out to be false, you apologise and everyone moves on. Unlike some other blogger that would dance round the issue,edit the post and disable comments.Stupid girl and her stupid sister. Stella you've earned my respect. Much love
DeleteNa to end the marriage biko. In other news, Stella I love you #no homo, you know why? When you blog about a story and it turns out to be false, you apologise and everyone moves on. Unlike some other blogger that would dance round the issue,edit the post and disable comments.Stupid girl and her stupid sister. Stella you've earned my respect. Much love
DeleteI will leave my friend and go home, pretending to be my friend. The way she answers the door at home (either scantily dressed or nude) will be the final proof I need to leave her. That way she can't deny anything. fellyella@ymail.com
ReplyDeleteWise n matured comment @Ify. However, I pray I never find myself in that state.
DeleteDo u need to waste time looking for how she's dressed?this is someone that called her husb,idiot and called the other 'love', its clear now.....the man should just think of what to do;to divorce or to fix his marriage back.
DeleteQueen Bee, see u! He/She needs to be caught red handed o. You think the friend can't delete the number sharply n claim it was a wrong number that was dialled?
DeleteSit her down,ask the right questions,if she wants to be with my friend then its OK, but if she wants to be with me;then i have lost a friend.
ReplyDeleteStory.............easier said dan done
DeleteEasy said than....
DeleteBrilliant.
Deletehahahahahhaha, see Gobe.This is for guys to answer.
ReplyDeleteStraight up divorce. My missus can't do a crazy thing like that.
ReplyDeleteSee you all in 3 months time. My 2014 couldn't get any worse. Doing away with any form of intenet distraction for now. Cheers.
P J plsssss don't go
DeleteMiss you
DeleteGood luck in school this semester and get good grades. Check in once in a while.
DeleteGood luck in sch!
DeleteAwwww, u'll be greatly missed. What are ur haters gonna do without u for 3 whole months? PJ, the guy everyone loves to hate..
DeleteWill miss u PJ.
DeleteGood luck with your studies.
A case of bad grades huh
DeletePJ, where r u going to? Pls don't go...
DeleteMissing you already knuckle head! Get your omoge@ pregnant this time. God bless
DeleteLol......very funny.....I'll ask the guy to follow me home and we will thrash it out accordingly, with everyone going to their various houses....
ReplyDeleteI'ld jst cry masef home...
ReplyDelete*African Barbie..
Are u sure its not my story?
ReplyDeleteAnyway sha
Old things have passed away
I fuck plenty prick ooooooo
Ezewanyi baddest
R u 4 real?
DeleteAbeg download d gist
DeleteEzewanyi! I hail ooo. Ur the highest
DeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteWhere have U̶̲̥̅̊ been? Even Maximum ans NEks
DeleteOlodo its maximus*
DeleteHehehehehhe oga adi egwu. The Gents please....
ReplyDeletestella u are one crazy lady, i sincerely hope and pray i don't get fired. Everyone seems to wonder why i laugh for no reason, they all peep into my cubicle to see if all is alright.
ReplyDeleteI pray i get my promotion so i can get my own office
You will get your promotion dear, and me too ... Amen
DeleteI will act matured, call her and sit her down. Ask her wat I lack as a man dat will make her go sharing the Toto I paid dowry for.... If she has no good reason and I find out I do almost every require of a husband, she will leave my house, I mean divorce her. Watch it there must be a reason why she's nacking anoda man... QED...#alinko
ReplyDeleteStanley Stanley hmmmm U̶̲̥̅̊ sure? Anam anu
DeleteGhen ghen... omo c qobe. Hmm marriaqe d pack b dat na
ReplyDeleteThe man will go ohm, tell her to pack....
ReplyDeleteBuh come 2fink of it... Can such happen? Aw can dat b? Wen I pik calls even if its my bf'z number displayini 1st say hello den alonq d line my luv n wat hv u comes in. N afta d 1st hello I wait 4d person @ d receivin end 2respond b4 I qo further
ReplyDeleteDats boyfriend,even smx I do dat,cos my parent my call me a new no,but since she is married she is totally comfortable if u call her n she says my love u wuld tink she is referring to her husband
DeleteBad girl. Lol
DeleteYou are a badt girl.....no time for long thing ryt?
DeleteGhen ghen... omo c qobe. Hmm marriaqe d pack b dat na
ReplyDeleteOver to the men....Paulette
ReplyDeleteWill kill dem both
ReplyDeleteBoth of them will be hell-bound that night...no 2 ways about it
DeleteChai aunty stella,eleyi gidi gan oooo ÈŠ̝̊̅ reserve ma comments
ReplyDeleteThreesome !!!!on a serious note, il file 4 a divorce, chek d paternity of my kids.... nd beat d hell outa dat my so calld frnd !!
ReplyDeleteNa U̶̲̥̅̊ talk jare. Forget all dis ppl pretending here. But on dat threesome hmmM not kul
DeleteI'll Twerk! Yea
ReplyDeleteWetin dey do dis small pikin. Is it that u cant write comprehensible english? Or r u gay?
DeleteNa somadina onye amu ukwu u dey call small pikin?
DeleteThis guy gather prick oooooo
Nwa nnewi,how far?
Mega-Boxing
ReplyDeleteHa, the marriage is definitely over. Some women though.. I cringe when I hear these stories.
ReplyDeleteOluyomi Odukoya
Stella! *hi five*
ReplyDeleteI heard a gist about one lady and her married friend. Whenever this lady sees her married friend, she'll be gisting her about her mugu married boyfriend and what the mugu does for her. One day, they were both making their hair at the saloon and as usual, the unmarried lady couldn't stop talking about her mugu. Then to show off how she was in control, she called the mugu and asked him to buy her lunch from an eatery and bring it to her in the saloon.
Well' I guess u know how the story ends...
The married lady happens to be the wife of the *MUGU.* don't know how the remaining story ends.
See gobe.
ReplyDeleteMen really don't tolerate their women cheating,yet they want to be accepted the way they are.
When would you start making reasonable comment in your life
DeleteThat's the truth o.......that's just unfair to the women folk
DeleteBut what M-amie said is true na
DeleteM-amie the 'Yoruba hater' just used GOBE. You for stick to your native language na. Fucking tribalist.
DeleteStella confirm this gist, Ayiri divorced asba for that Benin chick and he has been taken to abuja for some sporadic shooting yesterday in escravos ....
ReplyDeleteAll lies dear, Ayiri will never leave asba for any reason .
Deletems k, are you by any chance 'congo meat'. If you are, then. You know who this is.#hehehehe
DeleteStella! *hi five*
ReplyDeleteI heard a gist about one lady and her married friend. Whenever this lady sees her married friend, she'll be gisting her about her mugu married boyfriend and what the mugu does for her. One day, they were both making their hair at the saloon and as usual, the unmarried lady couldn't stop talking about her mugu. Then to show off how she was in control, she called the mugu and asked him to buy her lunch from an eatery and bring it to her in the saloon.
Well' I guess u know how the story ends...
The married lady happens to be the wife of the *MUGU.*
The mugu brings a lunch pack for his girlfriend. I heard that as soon as he walked in the wife kept her cool since everyone in the saloon had heard about the mugu man. When she got back, she Left him and took her kids along. don't know how the remaining story ends but the mugu is so mad at the girlfriend.
I'm a lady...
ReplyDeleteBut if that kinda thing happens to me,with the roles reversed my friend and her phone would accompany me to the house immediately....
Nothing! U stand a better chance making the call than not making it at all.
ReplyDeleteIf I where the man, I will call him outside the party, beat him silly! Then go home and me and my wife can continue from there, she will start by telling me who she referred to as Idiot! No beating oo, we will settle it amicably, she may end up that night in her parents house.
ReplyDeleteUdonmeanit!
DeleteSupposing d guy is stronger and beat him badly
DeleteIf i was a man : I would cut the call and return the phone to my friend. When she calls back and finds out i know the ish then she will expect me to react but i wont. Tactically start to change any documents giving her authourity over properties, next of kin details of accounts etc if any exist. Will be careful not to be around her too incase she decides to harm me. When all is set then i arrange a trip to visit her folks, table the issue there leave her and return. Let them judge the matter of their pikin.
ReplyDeleteSmall pikin talk
DeleteShame won't let him talk or
table anything jhor
Na serious disgrace say d man no fit fuck him wife well
I will delete the call history. Return the phone to my friend and calmly go home and when i get home, i will calmly say to her 'Hi Love, the Idiot is here now'. Her reaction will now determine my next action. Hmmmmmmm, maybe 31 teeth might end up missing after my reaction to her reaction.
ReplyDeleteDomestic Violence
DeleteWhich action?
DeleteMsewwww
I go take bottle scatter ur head
Action ko
Nansense
I will use that same phone to call my lawyer and hire assassins...shikena
ReplyDeleteHaaai
DeleteBecause of ordinary fuck
Hian!!!!!!!
Tufiakwa!
Murderer
I don't know what to say but the picture up there is appropriate..... *mouth opens wide* see gobe
ReplyDeletePinch myself and wake up from the nightmare.....
ReplyDeleteThe first thing the man would do is punch the other guy. It always results to punching.
ReplyDeleteThank my lucky stars and tell her l'm eloping with her best friend......
ReplyDeleteWow! I can't even imagine the scenario.
ReplyDeleteThat means she has been committing adultery and i have every right to end the marriage...if i choose to sha
ReplyDeleteAdultery is for adults
DeleteYarn better
E don tay
Kasala go burst ooo!!see gobe.Peejay
ReplyDeleteWell, well, well...... Hehehehe serious wahala. if he beats or kill her people will wish him death also. I will tell the man to stop the imagination. Lol
ReplyDeleteI remenber years back in uni, I called my one and only boyfriend who just graduated few months back to say hello. The way he was prophesying his love for me before he graduated made me think I was the only chick in his life. When he picked up his phone I jokingly twisted my voice and asked him to guess his caller. He said of course he knew it was the love of his life Chika, the only girl he truly loved. Then I asked him what of ur girl in uni and he said that girl Neva happened . That he Neva had any girl in uni, this was a guy I lost my virginity to . It was too painful .
ReplyDeleteBuhahahahaha, u neva happened!
DeleteHahaha.....u never existed.....in short you were a lie to test the patience of chika
DeleteMaybe the guy is not screwing his wife well because women don't cheat 90% of the time in marriages.
ReplyDeleteBack to the gist, I'll beat the guy silly, take him home to the Mrs get whole story, where I went wrong in the marriage then bundle both of them to the in-laws to show them their new son-in-law as I'm done at that point. Good riddance to a cheating wife. HIV is too cheap.
If men feel this bad when their wives cheat on them, why do they cheat on their wives?those women have emotions too
DeleteNa handing over things...d best solution is just to swap wifeys
ReplyDeleteChinwe ukwuoma
And u decided 2 waste space coz?
DeleteHe wasted space cause his or her brain has being swapped with cold juju.
DeleteI will retaliate. Just look for his wife and do the same.
ReplyDeleteD wife no go free jhor
DeleteNa something make ur wife go meet ur correct friend wey dey yansh am so I don't think d man's wife go look ur side
My advice is this,look inwards about downwards to see what's up cos once a guy wears trouser and no bulge is visible I get irritated because of what good is a man without blokus
What if he isn't married?you will do his niece, sister,female cousins,auntie,mother and grandmother Abi?
DeleteThis eze wanyi is very funny lol
Deletebloody stupid scenario...the men here will divorce her abi/ but if its u randy he goats you will be expecting an award......men think they can cheat but when the woman does she should be shot.....stella reverse the question lets see what the stupid men here will say
ReplyDeleteHi 5
DeleteTake it easy love (in Niklaus' voice), don't give urself HBP cos of a cheating spouse. Life too sweet o
DeleteLol, you dey vex o. You are right tho,if it's the men, they will expect to be forgiven and claim the devil lured them to it. RME
DeleteAbi o. Useless men
DeleteI will ask my friend to take me home after the call, i will tell my friend i forgot something at home. When i get home i will inform both of them what i have as evidence. I will definitely END the marriage or relationship Period. Trust in marriage will die after such incidence. No room for UNDERDOG .
ReplyDeleteD next Mrs will still cheat on u
DeleteLook downwards and tell urself d truth
What if she cheated because you have erectile dysfunction?
DeleteHi every1 am new here bt a regular reader of posts/comments. Love evry single trip ive taken 2 dis blog. SDK kp it up.
ReplyDeleteHi every1 am new here bt a regular reader of posts/comments. Love evry single trip ive taken 2 dis blog. SDK kp it up.
ReplyDeleteOk welcome
Delete*yawn* #no comment#
ReplyDeleteI don't think its possible for a woman to that
ReplyDeleteMtchwwww shakes head
No nooo. Not with he's friend
If if I mean big IF. If it happens jst send her away.
Stella see wetin ur mind dey thin sef na wa to u Oh
Abeg some women dey do am for ilorin o
DeleteMarried man dey hammer anoda man wife.
Hahahahahahaha..Men no go like that one o!..Lol. Before the guy reach house him fit get accident. Lol
ReplyDeleteOh pls!! You'll come running here soon
ReplyDelete100 likes to your comment kaycee
ReplyDeleteStella abeg confirm Ayiri's divorce to Asba! Na the latest gist o
ReplyDeleteThis is serious issue,i will calm myself from the tension before taking any action afterward,because if i take any action when i'm furious it might result to hospital as i wouldn't want to take laws into my hands
ReplyDeleteThis is serious issue,i will calm myself from the tension before taking any action afterward,because if i take any action when i'm furious it might result to hospital as i wouldn't want to take laws into my hands
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmm
ReplyDeleteWho does dat?
If prick dey hungry u, find a distant dick not ur husband's friend...
Ot better still a dildo...
I will tell my friend I called a wrong number. Continue with my dance to protect my life from the frenememy and his lover. When i am fully prepared to divorce her, I will invite my friend, my relatives, and that of my wife. In their presence I will introduce their new in law to them. after that I will relocate with my children until the custody sharing is determined by the court. Rose
ReplyDelete*yawns* no comment!
ReplyDeleteIf am d guy,I will take my friend home and redial the number again. Then delete dat marriage asap.
ReplyDeleteIf I'm d guy,i will take my friend home and redial the number again. Then delete d marriage Asap. Shikina...
ReplyDeleteHahahaha if I'm d man honestly I won't say anything...I will just cut d call nd act on what I saw ..I won't ask ma wife nd ma friend..I'll do ma thing seperately..neva eat ha food nd if she ask questions I won't say anything!...silent treatment is like d best treatment for a cheat like ha! No sexual intercourse or any form of connection wt ha from that moment on..I'll even run a DNA test on ma kids to know if they r really ma kids...as in d treatment I'd give ehn..she'll confess ha self nd pack out afta that!!! @xclucivexter!
ReplyDeleteStella,something similar to this just happened last week in vgc.lol. There was a house party,then my cuz wanted to call her boo but she didn't have airtime on her phone. So she quickly took our mutual friend's phone. As she just typed in her boo's number,she saw sweetheart on the screen. Infact,the fight that resulted was so huge. This is someone that my cuz has been going steady with for over a year . And the mutual friend knew that was her man. And my silly cuz is still with him sef
ReplyDeleteIf i were a man nd such tin happens 2 me, d first tin dat wil come 2 my mind is 4 hw long hv dis shemale being cheatin on me? 2 cut d story short i wil imediately delete d call summary nd ask d He-goat 2 acompany me 2 my house 4rm dere i wil decide on wat 2 do wit d two of dem but 4 now dat decission is personal 2 me.
ReplyDelete#ablicious#
This is beyond me.all I pray is neva to be in d positon.
ReplyDeleteThis is beyond me.all I pray is neva to be in d positon.
ReplyDeleteSo men cheating dey pain una? Randy he goats....all of una dey craze
ReplyDeletePerson after my own heart. Kpam Kpam Kpam!
ReplyDeleteFor me as my person I will go back home and I will ask her how long and when did she started sleeping with my friend?and wen was the last time both of them had sex last?then her answer,i mean de truth from her will save her of my beating nd my real temper,,nd for trust I will never trust or believe her again,,de love die
ReplyDeleteThe question should be, "Why would a broke ass be fooling himself in a party rather than looking for a way to change his meager life?"
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! OMDAYZZZ! Now that is one hell of a salient point! You surely know how to think outside the box. Lol! You really nailed it.
DeleteSomething similar happend to me wen I was in school during my university days, I cald my friend on my bf's fone and her name appears Funmi love , wen she picked up I didn't talk and the nxt thing she said was hi love av been xpecting ur call since, are U tru with her? I was shocked n cuss her life out dat day..... A day I wl Neva forget
ReplyDeleteKemi dis is exactly wat abbey is doing to all ur frnds at LIRS. He has fucked at leasy 5 dat I knw. U beta run. Hope u knw he's getting marrid soon. Check fb to cee the lucky gal.
ReplyDeletethis Stella sef, I wonder how your mind works...u are too much
ReplyDeleteIssues like dis happen wen there is no regard for each other. Ladies mostly suffer dis emotional trauma nd heart breaks.long term relatioships is dangerous especially wen there is no justification on de guys part. Ladies tends to pay back wen they finally get marrid to the same guy dat caused her pain by fuckin around as a marrid woman. This is painful.
ReplyDeleteu are a very different kind of Nigerian man I'm impressed by your comment.
ReplyDeleteGod help her.cos it only takes the grace of God for her husband to ignore that and move on with her. Women lets try and be faithful. God help us all.
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Hello my friend trying and read this testimony how this great man help me to get back my wife,my wife left me because we had a little quarrel i try to pleading to her but she did not listing to me she left me with my son,and my son love is mother so he keep asking me to call back is mother,i try to call her back but she will say that she is not going to come back me my son will try and talk to her but she will say that she is not going to come back so i did not know what to do so one day i see my friend name Anthony who told me that he is happy with is wife that how is my friend i was sad the way i ask him he now ask me what is the problem,i now told him he now told me to smile that my problem is solve that dr ukpoyan will help me to get back my wife so he now call him,dr ukpoyan told me that my lover is going to come back to me he now told me to call him letter that he should do some prayer, after some minutes he now call me and told me that my lover is going to came back with 10hours he now told me that i should go home and wait for her that i should cook for her so i now went home do as he ask me to do it,in the next 9 hour i had a knock on my door when i open my door i found out that it was my wife she was smile to me that she is back home my son was happy and today i want to tell others about this great man who can help then with there problem thanks to dr ukpoyan for help me you can email him on is email dr.ukpoyanspellhome@gmail.com