Wannabee 'big boy' and Popular Asaba film maker Lawrence 'Lurrenz' Onuzulike got the shock of his life on Friday January 17,2014 on the set of 'bloomsberry hotel' as SARS team stormed the location he was filming in Ajah and beat the living daylights out of him.
According to an eye witness ''it was really embarrassing because they humilated him in public and people watching lost count of the number of slaps he was given.No one knows what he did and when the SARS team came to the location venue and began shooting into the air,at first people thought it was a movie scene till the hot slaps landed on Lawrence' cheeks cleared the air about what their intention was.
The unknown actors on the movie set say that ''after his red cheeks had been slapped into an unconscious state,they handcuffed him,seized his filming equipment and whisked him away''
Lawrence who conveniently unavailable for a few days has re-surfaced on BBM sending out broadcast messages asking for 10 male models to come to the set of 'bloomsberry hotel'
'' infact he is acting as if he just returned from a long holiday''..lol
Hmmm,i wonder what Lawrence did and why SARS had to waste bullets just to arrest him.i mean come on,we all know that SARS is more deadly than MOPOL right?
Awwwww,poor Lawrence ......wetin you do?
Maybe the act displayed SARS was part of the of the movie.
ReplyDeleteLocation thingz I guess................*AdevertsThingsToo
DeleteHe must have molested a female artist related to a SARS official.
DeleteWoman matter must b involved.
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DeleteMaybe he defrauded someone. Hehhehehehe not funny though but d way dis sars send thr slaps eeeeh stars go dey comot ya eye, tnk allah am protected dey cnt try it near me.
ReplyDeleteNa wa o,what kind of rubbish is that, the military has little or no respect for the odinary civilian thy opress people with it,its not fair no matter what he did thy cld hv taken him quietly and in a decent manner to their office not like he was evn with arms, must thy behave so razz,u don't see such in civilized countries! thy would sue them for it what rubbish.
DeleteNext time, pls proof read or hire someone to do that before U punch the #send button. Tnx *thy-they, *Odinary-Ordinary, *Opress-Oppress. Thank me pls.
DeleteManna bee,u c ow foolish u are? So ur brain didn't tel u she abbreviated. Oponu ayerada, dropout. Jobless being
DeleteLolz, no mind am...i too know syndrome
DeleteHahahahhahaah is dis d comedy part of d movie? I love d way Lawrence pretend as if nothing happen after d hot slaps.
ReplyDeleteAll of you laughing at this man I pray sars beat u up one day then u no not to laughing at him again,soljer very wicked thy puruse people moto drag dem out and beat them verywell,thy naked people and government don't do anytin about it its very bad,thy r not thief people fear nigeria soljer very well for what very bad o me dnt like police or soljer or mopol too wicked laugh him very well one day it go be ur turn,thks frm cindy baby
DeleteJeezzz lololol . Cindy baby u gave me serious headache from trying to read this o
Deleteomo you need to take thorough English classes.whats that!i couldnt even make sense from all your epistle.lol
DeleteHmm cindy dis ur grammar fit wake a dead rat
DeleteAnon 11:32 ; pls go bk to pry 1. Ur Eng is wacky! + it's nt by force to comment na. Haba! #gosh i cnt deal#
DeleteLawrence sorryooo.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what he did but common! When will Nigerian uniform men learn to treat people with respect??? They are too aggressive! In my opinion they are the worst in the world!
ReplyDeleteThen u've never encountered Asian Police or do you think all the sweet talk by Western Media Ȋ̝̊̅§ what make European Police different?..wake up from your slumber
Deletemaybe u should encounter the police men in Germany then u will change ur train of tots
DeletePerhaps a gay movie. some bad belle person told the police he was shooting a gay movie.
ReplyDeleteEverytin is gay now! Lolz
DeleteBut damn those SARS guys, are guys u don't ever wanna meet trust me
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DeleteNa wetin all dis pple sabi, waste bullet on top say dem wan arrest one person wey no dey armed, bt if e reach levels of our bros wit correct arms BH na story we go hear. Oga law sowie bt na u know wetin happen btw u and SARS dem. *God's Jewel*
ReplyDeleteI do not know why nigerian uniformed men are like that, they would just be slapping people up nd down
DeleteEyya sorry for the slaps
Ahap! What could have happened nah? Did he steal someone's storyline?
ReplyDeletehmm,must be something to do with rivalry......
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahaha,stella na wa for you,u say lawrence act like say him just return from holiday,for those kind slaps of life him receive.
ReplyDeleteHahahahhahahahaha.....lmao....he don chop person money....hahahaha
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha! Ula!
ReplyDeleteMake una no vex - I dey Diaspora. What does SARS mean and who is SARS?
ReplyDeleteSpecial Anti Robbery Squad set up in lagos by police to tackle robbery.
Deleteit is no excuse. google still dey
DeleteSpecial anti-robbery squad
DeleteQUEEN AMY
DeleteSars stands for special anti robbery squad, its a branch of Nigerian police assigned with mainly difficult tasks.
Ask google. Lollllllllllll
DeleteThank you!! I did check google but got Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome. In retrospect, I suppose I should have googled "SARS Nigeria" or made my search more specific. :) we learn everyday.....
DeleteChoi...I can imagine! Stella,the way u concentrate for the slaps,u for include the sounds made on impact...POW POW!!! Hahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteLawrence who did you offend ?
ReplyDeleteNawa for ds SARS sef n d ikes of dem. I hate uniformed men!Nawa for ds SARS?
ReplyDeleteNawa for ds SARS sef n d ikes of dem. I hate uniformed men!
ReplyDeleteHeyah that is unfair thou on this checky face http://mediajobnet.com/?id=86018 open this link to register invite people to earn money
ReplyDeleteCould it have something to do with that porn movie a blog visitor went to audition for? Eeyah, hope u've recovered from the assault.
ReplyDeleteFrenemies ain't asleep of course..ndiochochiegbu!!! Yes! @i_ChoPtas_Not
ReplyDeleteOnly in Nigeria, SARS or whatever they are can disrupt a place of work and physically assault another invididual. What a shameless country. The more i look at the first lady....... all i see is a big body of LARD.
ReplyDeleteThank God for my life.
Big body of lardddd, atleast she is better than your entire generation put together, no matter what you lowlives say it won't change a dime because madam patient is their already and non of you can dare push her out rather you all will struggle to lick her big toe like a dog in heat, fight for who will wipe her ass after defecating, swallow with joy her mess and woudnt mind drinking her saliva like youghort if u eventually meet her. Bunch of jealous mofos.
DeleteFrom Correct MADAM
Whoa Correct Madam easy no vex. The anonymous didn't curse your Idol. Yea granted Mama Peace deserves respect , but e get as did your description dey o! See as you dey fire dey go, dey describe...You must be a 1st class professor of the school of sycophancy..nor vex o. My view sha!
DeleteHe's planning to shoot a porn movie. I Live in Ajah. Thank me later .
ReplyDeleteWhen they refuse to hire people with sense. Sorry to offend anyone but anything concerning Naija Police is highly barbaric.
ReplyDeleteWoman or Money dey involved.
ReplyDeleteSumbo.
@Madam Stella, Is this suppose to be a news to praise SARS over their animalistic behavior or condem their action? It's only in africa that security mean who are suppose to protect you, end up abusing you. Instead of condeming this action you are mockingthe victim. Tomorrow they will also beat up a poor lady and then you all we start screaming and expect us to join your fight. Respect and dignity is for all. This act should be condem not encouraged.
ReplyDeleteAnon2.04pm wetin concern 1st lady for this gist now?see this unknown animal,you hide behind stolen iPad to insult our 1st lady how dear you.how many 1st lady dey your village among your mothers children which one of them can boast of self sufficiency?frustrated LADRDED shit!-----IYA SUNSHINE.
ReplyDeleteWho did he piss off?
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