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Wednesday, January 08, 2014

Anne Summers Dildo Crashed This Lady's Marriage ....OMG!



This story is as you read it but the conclusion is shocking......na wah!
Please read and tell if you have this toy as well.....LOL


she says
''I bought this product because my husband, whom I dearly loved, was sadly not a particularly well-endowed fellow and I was seeking greater satisfaction in the bedroom. So, one week while my husband was away on business, I had a tipsy moment of uncharacteristic adventurousness, and I ordered the product. When the product arrived I was startled at the size; after my husband's measly 4-incher, I didn't know if it would fit. But with lube and a lot of patience, it did - and boy was it worth it. I don't work, and as a housewife, I spent most of the following week playing with my new toy.



Everything changed when my husband came home. He saw that the house was not as clean as usual (I usually spend most of my time making it spotless, but that week I was distracted) and immediately knew that something wasn't quite right. He asked as to why I hadn't shampooed the carpet - I told him that I had been ill, but I was feeling better and that I would clean it tomorrow and that seemed to satisfy him. I cooked his dinner, we had a lovely meal, and things were great.



Until it came to bedtime. Usually, my husband is too tired to make love in the evenings, but he was rather frisky. Delighted, I received him eagerly, but mid-thrust he stopped. The poor man could hardly touch the sides, my new toy had stretched me so much. Immediately, he pulled out and began shouting at me, accusing me of sleeping with someone else while he was away. 'Am I not enough for you?!' he sobbed. I tried desperately to explain about the toy but he shook his head, 'I bet he bought you that, didn't he? Your lover. God, how could I have been so stupid as to trust you?!' He simply wouldn't listen to reason, and in the end, I had to leave. I packed a bag and left for my mother's in Norfolk.


I now live with my mother's loft conversion in her bungalow, with nothing for company but 'Mr Dick'. I married straight out of school, and I have no formal qualifications other than my GCSEs, so finding work has proved impossible. My children, now grown up, won't talk to me because of what they think I did to their father.

But despite all that I would still recommend the product. Use with caution''.culled

107 comments:

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    1. Na wa.

      In other news, I travelled saw my ex and his wife as she sitdon for bk with their beautiful daughter.... Omenn U̶̲̥̅̊ guys nid to see fat! @ 1 kid? And my ex just dey like person dat dosnt eat well, when they my house I raised my hand and said thankGod I didnt end up with dis guy. And since then d guy just dey call call me dat I still hot after 4 kids lol. God abeg o, pls post my comment jor

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    2. Stupid story by a silly woman.

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  2. Love the fact that she still had to recommend the product.
    Men are so insecure.
    They never can bear their women being satisfied elsewhere even to the extent of being jealous of an innocent toy that has come to help your tiny tinie.
    Why shld I even b bothered by this topic.
    #walksawayinslowmotion

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    1. Feck off!!! Who invited you to comment in the first place? Ewu.

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    2. Hahaha dis life self, Amaka used to be one quiet cool nd no trouble maker person in skul now she dey look for everybodys wahala lool funny life, buh I still love her tho #senioroflife

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    3. M'amie, I gbadun ur comment die.

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    4. @viola,who's amaka? M-amie? Hope she's not d (in)famous amaka begi begi?

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    5. I once ordered a dildo...made my bf very uncomfy..I got rid of it and got a bullet vibrator. That shiii is crazy....got it on the island and very cheap too
      A must have for every girl.

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    6. I once ordered a dildo...made my bf very uncomfy..I got rid of it and got a bullet vibrator. That shiii is crazy....got it on the island and very cheap too
      A must have for every girl.

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  3. Duh...Recommend which product? God forbid! I hate anything artificial inside me abeg, my hubby's dick is more than ok for me. I can't and will never use sex toys, even if I don't have a man in my life. I feel it is wrong and a sin. I'm not the type that will go extra mile for sexual satisfaction, Chukwu aju!

    Serves you right. Your insatiable sexual appetite has made you what you are now. I don't pity you. #RME

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    1. @Gennybaby, I agree with u. My bobo's dick is enough to satisfy me. Thank God he has a big dick.

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    2. If that dick was tiny, my dear you will think again.

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    3. Ha!!!!!!!!!! Phrinkies, babes α̲̅®Îµ̲̣̣̣̥ №t smiling ☺º°˚˚°Âº. No allow dem kidnap Mr Tony. Datsall

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    4. OK Phrinkies. U want us to know that Tony has a big D**k,right? OK,we've heard u and tanx 4 d info
      ALERT!!! *Tony's secret admirers* una don hear abi? Oya e tepa mose yin

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    5. @Anon 4:13PM, dat was y I thank God 4 giving me a guy wit sumtin big. If it were small, I would av bin tempted too. @ Chenille A, no gal dare comes near my guy. I will rip d gal's head off cos I don't joke wit him. @Anon 6:09PM, abeg oooo. Don't announce it ooo. I can't share my man wit anybody ooooo. Sdkers na joke oooo.. Na play I dey play ooo. B4 una go dey send Tony msg on facebook. Pls oooooo. Am on my knees.

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  4. LooooL....Super Story!!....the writers hubby dosent trust her....moreova,vagina's are elastic..

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    1. What happened to the old Linda? I think I prefer the old Linda without the face. Don't get me wrong ma, you pretty just that the face is making me feel you a diff person. Lol.

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    2. The vagina is elastic only if you give it time to go back to it's previous form. Girls should stop deceiving themselves that the veejayjay does not have a meter bcos it does in a way. If sleep with a man who is more endowed than your partner and you don't give yourself some days of no activity before meeting ur partner, the difference will always be clear. Said my bit ##I like this your pix linda and pls do away with your foul language

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    3. Yes the vagina i elastic but it get used to the size of your husband or partner after a long time and if anything bigger goes in there, it will readjust its elasticity
      Though it will go back to the initial state after a while and the only quick way of making it tight again is kegel.
      A sharp man will notice the change if his wife slept with someone with bigger dick/dildo.

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    4. Its cause her face looks so innoccent that you can't picture her lips saying all those bad things she says
      Lol...funny right?

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  5. This is sad and so funny at the same time. How I wan take judge this matter now but na wa o

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  6. Eeeeyah, sad story. But the husband should have trusted her na.

    Oluyomi Odukoya

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    1. Madam cheating na cheating (with rubber, plastic, banana , candle or even cucumber)she cheated or did she tell you she didn't enjoy it?

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    2. Hahahah cheating na cheating wahala dey dis world ooo.

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    3. @don, really na cheating you call am? what of men that buys sex toys for their wives to use when they travel?

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    4. If sex isn't a prove of love, then why is cheating so over rated as a número uno problem in relationships? She had SEX with a sex toy. She cheated full stop. If her hubby bought it for her, that's a diff level n by the way, what kind of man does that?

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    5. Na all these gists I miss? Chai,I go comment in all oooo.

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  7. But that is not enough reason to leave your wife na,he should have listened to her now, this story no pure abeg,i said it earlier the worst advertisements for marriage is married people,smh.

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  8. Waoh!if u mux masturbate,ps play wth your boobs n clit but never insert anything 2 your V ps

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    1. You are indeed a learner! Abeg go sleep if you no get better thing to say. Na so them dey masturbate for your village abi?

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    2. Waoh. Even more hilarious comments on the Ann summer site. Funny and weird reviews for Mr dick. Na wa!!!

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    3. Y must u even masturbate sef?

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    5. What of females that have been circumcised? Which clitoris dem wan play with?

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    6. Pls I have been single 4 ages. What is the solution to my problem since I don't want to sin?

      Its not easy as u guys think.

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    7. The first anon is right. Its not safe to introduce all sorts into your vajayjay in the name of masturbation.

      I've masturbated for at least 15 years and have never inserted anything inside. Stimulation of the clitoris and boobs will take you there. The aim is not to replace a dick, masturbation is plan B. I was circumcised too. Circumcision does not take it all off. At least mine didn't.

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  9. This is serious. She wat artificial d**k is causing. Abeg if d man doesn't satisfy u well don't marry him oh. So u dnt go lookn for assistance

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    1. Lmao,assistance 4 p***y mata na wa oooo.

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  10. Lol
    My husband's dick is more than enough oh
    Chei I'm horny right now

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  11. I dont quite believe this bcos no matter how big a john thomas or dildo is , the Pussy gets back to its normal depth because it's elastic


    By the way , did someone use an african voodoo on my google profile?? Cant comment with it

    Stella, this comment has no swear words, i hope u will post it .... Æ ̴̴͡.̮Æ ̴̴̴͡
    Ash^^^

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    1. Mine too. I can only do anon now. Signed:wide eyed!

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    2. Some pussy no dey go back to original size cuz some ladies have allowed millions of cars in their garage thus causing havoc down below. ...... Baby boy don park, end of discussion don park, V-boot nko now na discussion continue. E sha ma evaluate awon car toh ma park oooo.

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    3. Be there deceiving yourself. It is elastic enough to take on bigger and longer but if it will return to the previous size is dependent on several factors and even if it does, there's always a comma.

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  12. I am not ripe enough to comment on issues like this. *keke, next bus stop plzzz*

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  13. I have nufin to comment but lol

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  14. Shoo what size did she buy that her vajeje lost its elastic limit in one week? Her husband doesnt trust her if not he would atleast listen to her side of the story.

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  15. This woman's husband has complex issues.. This is for the poster who want a babi boy& aslo Linda Eze who wants a gal.. You're more likely to conceive a boy if...
    You have sex on the day of ovulation, as male sperm are thought to swim faster and reach the egg first.
    You reach orgasm before your partner, as this releases an alkaline fluid, thought to be more male-sperm friendly than the vagina's natural acidity.
    You have deep penetration during sex, such as from behind (doggie-style).
    Your partner has a high sperm count. This is because male sperm are not as strong as female sperm, and so the higher the count, the more chance there is of a male sperm reaching the egg first.
    You avoid sex for a week before ovulation and then only have sex once on ovulation day, to keep the sperm count high.
    You make love at night.
    You make love on odd days of the month.
    Your partner keeps his genitals cool by wearing boxer shorts and loose-fitting trousers.
    You eat salty food, plenty of meat, fish, white flour, pasta, fresh fruit, certain vegetables, but avoid milk and dairy products, such as yoghurt and cheese, nuts, chocolate, shellfish and wholemeal bread.
    You're more likely to conceive a girl if...
    You have sex earlier on in your cycle, a few days before your day of ovulation. This is because female sperm are thought to be stronger and therefore last longer than male sperm, who will die off before reaching the egg.
    Your partner reaches orgasm before you.
    You have sex frequently to lower your partner's sperm count, and so increase the chances of the female sperm reaching the egg first.
    You keep penetration shallow.
    You stop having unprotected sex four to five days before ovulation, to minimise the chances of the male sperm reaching the egg first.
    Your partner keeps his genitals warm by wearing close-fitting underwear and tight trousers (although this isn't likely to do his general fertility any good!
    You make love in the afternoon.
    You make love on even days of the month.
    You drink plenty of milk and eat dairy products such as cheese and yoghurt, unsalted foods, rice, pasta, certain vegetables, mineral water, limited amounts of meat and potatoes, but avoid salt and any salty foods, wine and beer, fresh fruit, spinach, tomatoes and mushrooms, chocolate, coffee and tea.
    Goodluck..

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    1. God bless u with dis comment.

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    2. GTFOH! Aint nobody gat tym 2 read dis shit,2 looooong!

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  16. Insecure husband's, but she never told him how unhappy she was in bed with him, if they had talked about it things would be different

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  17. Hubby ordered me one recently though I was skeptical about it working for me. I've never cum from clitoral stimulation so I was certain it wldnt do jack. He tried using it on my but I didn't feel nada so we dumped it. Fast forward to a few weeks later, Le Boo was out of town and I was cleaning the room and stumbled on it. I tried using it with the use of some porn and lube... voila! she came! In my excitement, I called hubby and told him and he laughed about it... little did I know that a grudge had started btw him and d rubber rabbit.

    The 2nd time I tried using it, all hell broke loose. Imagine my shock when hubby packed an overnight bag that he was sleeping in a hotel as I have replaced him with the dildo. Omo! See begging! No one would have believed that this man was d one that bought me this rabbit by himself. Well, the bunny's gone now... had to throw it in the trash.

    Can't let an inanimate object ruin my marriage. Imagine having to explain THAT to my parents. *scoffs*

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    1. Men are truely funny beings!
      Jealous of vibrator,so the vibrator is now a rivval!lol

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    2. Lmao...I can imagine ur hubby being jealous of wat he bought with his money...n having to explain it to ur parents. Dat's a classic case of 'olowo fowo ra wahala'

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    3. lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... smh @men sometims

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    4. You sef!

      Its to be enjoyed when your husband is not around.

      And you shouldnt have told him how much you enjoyed it. He will always compare the satisfaction the dildo gave you to the one he gave you.

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    5. Your husband is a baby

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  18. *Yawns* babies didn't expand her birth canal,but a dildo did in weeks? Sue me! This doesn't sound true plus, we all know the vjay is elastic.

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    1. Abi oo. Absolutely fictitious. She has only GCSE qualification but speaks/writes impeccable English. Hmmm

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  19. Puhlease,dumbass story.A dildo cant strech your tohtoh.My husband allows me use it wella and he has never complained about my heaven. So far your hymen isnt intact,your vagina can expand and contract to hold whatever is inserted.If it were not so,we married ones with kids will have tohtoh wey go open mouth like volcano eruption.If your own by any which way dey like dat pls try kegal exercise,it helps tighten the vagina muscles.Abeg o Make Google ur lesson teacher

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  20. hmm......Elastic for real o jare

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  21. I don't think this story is true.

    The vagina is elestic tho. Wonder how big the toys is that it will stretch u beyond recognition.

    Is the toy as big as a new born baby? Or as big as a tuber of yam?

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    1. Nwanne clean your sweaty face na. You are beautiful girl though.

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  22. Hehehehehehe..Your husband suppose thank God it is a toy you cheated on him with . Lol.

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  23. All of u acting like a dildo is bad go and sit down. Better buy one before u experiment with plantain or candle. Hypocrites

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  24. I believe the story ooo. Go read reviews about ann summers dildo, u will open ur mouth uncontrollably

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  25. i got a small vibrator as a gift from an ex who travelled abroad.i dont ever have vaginal orgasms only clitoral orgasms....it was used but i threw it away as part of my new yr resolutns and i,m glad.

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  26. ..I saw dru (despicable me) and was about to laugh and then looked at the post and its seriousness. OK, lemme read, i'll be back with my comment on the matter.

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  27. correct itshekiri babe8 January 2014 at 17:08

    This kegel exercise sef I dey do am but I feel say na rubbish I dey do because I no noticed anyting abeg wetin b d proper way , I wan learn cus pleasing hubby always is one of my greatest joy

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    1. It works wonders n I've been doing it for years, my hubby can't get enough of my tight cunt. Don't expect a miracle o..., continue n u'll Def see results.

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  28. Hehehehe...small pee pee matter....o ma se o!

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  29. Did this happen in one of the Nollywood movies???
    Paragon7ven.

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  30. Did this happen in one of the Nollywood movies???
    Paragon7ven.

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  31. as Hoaxy as the Story appears, there's something to learn from it.................

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    1. Engr,happy new year ooo. So u never close am?

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  32. I comment my reserve for now till I get t hav a taste of my prospective hubby's dick(f d luv of it) n a dildo (f d fun of it). *covers face* Then I will com back here t comment. #teamtearrubber

    Am out!

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  33. Dat is not enouf reason for ur horseband to chase you out##

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  34. Genny alias 'goody two shoes' abeg go rest. If woman commit adultery na gbege she find way to satisfy herself now again na wahala. Abeg carry your sanctimonious yansh gum for bench jare make we see road.

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  35. Genny alias 'GOODY TWO SHOES' abeg gum body for chair dey look jare. if she cheats on her hubby with anoda guy pple will call her names and blame her from here to high heavens, now she got herself a toy to get d job done it's an issue again.

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  36. Oh yes it can cos she mite just ve finished usin it wen d man came in plus dont 4get d mans dick is notin compared 2 wat she inserted so he mite feel d slacks. D story sha funny, na adultery we go call dis one abi na wetin?

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  37. This story get as e be o!#rolls eyes#
    I tot they said 'totoh no dey read meter'?or this vibrator must be excessively too big and so exceeded the elastic limit of d area!

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  38. See what she lost her marriage over...

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  39. It packed ur marriaqe yet u r recommendin 4odas u try

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  40. @barefaced, u just read my mind. Biko make poster pack siddon for one corner!

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  41. Not true this is an urban legend been around since forever I have read it on several American blogs.

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  42. Y r we nigerians hypocrites? Wats wrong wit sex toys? Abeg its necessary to spice up ur sex lyf wonder y d man shld be jealous of an inanimate object. Btw, all doz gals claiming they don't masturbate, na d lyks of ♑u dey use carrot, candle etc. Make una park well abeg!

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  43. Genny baby shut your yeye mouth ASAP.....it's a sin but coming here to run your mouth is not a sin abi? Hypocritical fool....

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  44. Linda Eze no matter how u fine wey u no get better manner of talking and an area girl u look ugly.....a lady without finesse na trash...what comes out of your mouth ain't it....u don't have it u don't have it

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  45. Bought a vibrator from Anne summers in December and men na wa....makes me come in seconds, very intense orgasms......

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    1. I wouldn't mind owning a dildo when and if I need one. No morals attached too it as far as am concerned, it's just a means to an end. Hubby is still serving his purpose and I have never felt the need for it.

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  46. Me go like one 1 oh cuas I like long sex

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  47. wait o Stella, it wasnt Ann Summers marriage that crashed as a result of the dildo o!!!... it was someone who reviewed the product that wrote that story

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  48. This is a Review on Amazon. Its soooooo old. Please make way

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  49. OMG! ladyEngland is that really you?. What incredibly hot curves... ohhhhh.

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  50. Lol.I sell sex toys and I know how boyfriends and husbands ask me plenty questions before they buy for their girlfriends or wives.

    Its addictive, that I always tell my customers and its sweet too.my boo complains too but I lie to him that I am only sampling before I sell . meanwhile some guys have small dicks . cigarette size and they use it so well.so in my book,SIZE DOESN'T MATTER

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  51. I learnt recently of a girl who died whilst using the vibrator. She had locked herself in her room before choir practice. when no one saw her come out after a few hours, the door had to be broken. The vibrator was still inside her vagina working away but she was stone dead! This is true life -happened recently a few weeks ago. So girls-beware...all that glitters is not gold

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  52. anon 97 seems you learnt how to speak impeccable English in your old age

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  53. ignorant comments like yours annoys me......so was the death cos she used a vibrator? how? did she have a cardiac from the orgasm which was too strong or the vibrator got lost in her.....when you give stories like this and don't give the really reason of how the vibrator killed her you have not made any point......if your point was to inform people you have failed...

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  54. Kegel xcercises works wonders,did it for 3weeks(everyday non stop,I culd b sitting in my office n doin d exercise,its dat simple) and I swear,wen d hubbby tried penetrating,twas so painful I cried,I ws so tight.....I had 2 stop doin d kegel excercise as regular as I used to.me wey normaly I av a tight V, I kon go do over sabi dey do kegel exercises,na die oo! + avnt eva had an orgasm watsoeva...even wen hubby sucks me n all....I rily do wish 2 experience an orgasm....wat does it feels lyk 4 a woman?sumtyms I carress my clitoris and I av dis wondaful feeling dats tingling,is dat an orgasm?

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