This is what is referred to as ''trouble dey sleep and yanga go wake am''.
If the report is true that Aso rock people offered Controversial pastor Tunde Bakare a
cow then those who did it must have done so without consulting their boss....I mean everyone knows
that Pastor Bakare is a time bomb waiting to explode on such matters...even of all the names called President Jonathan he must know this....Reuben Abati knows this too.
So,its not a secret to be careful with Pastor Bakare!
Those who sent that poor rejected cow should be called out by their names and disgraced....if it actually happened oh.
*so where is the cow?at least if no one wants it,i am ready to adopt it ....*side eyes*
This is hilarious, really had a good laugh. Kai GEJ, I was your no 1 fan...but
ReplyDeleteRueben Abati, I'm waiting to hear what you'll say on this one. Deny it?
DeleteGEJ sef, well pastor should hve sent ME the cow na
DeleteLol @ where is the cow let me adopt it.
DeleteBut wetin the man go do with cow?
No be small hilarious oooooo.... Yeye dey smell.... #Alinko #Gaylord #Yerima #Smallprick #Wanker #Sisterfucker
DeleteThe tunde guy even has d mouth of a cow...
Delete#ofemmanuthingz
Stella me sef won adopt o abeg leave am 4 me....nd dah pics up dere is so funny
Delete@ M-amie, you are absolutely clueless. Yuck!
Delete@ M-amie, you are absolutely clueless. Yuck!
DeleteMamie seriously!
DeleteDen dey share cow, salary we no see
DeleteLol
ReplyDelete@Dimma pearl
Haha Stella you funny die.
ReplyDeleteDon't adopt the cow,pls come and adopt my New year fowl instead. I'm tired of feeding it.
What a hungry bitch fowl
Lol! Lepa Shandy! Funny geh!
DeleteLepacious Shandy...... even a fowl gets called a bitch. lol.
DeleteIf you are tied of feeding it, abeg send am to me. I will gladly adopt it.
Everything is a bitch.
DeleteOloshi agbaya.
I think its just in ur blood to abuse/insult/hate.....look at u abusing a fowl and am sure u just heard d word bitch.....u dont even know when and how to use it....
DeleteToluwalashe,who are u calling'Oloshi' ?
DeleteI think your brain is contaminated.
Idiot like you
Ugly bitch
Ur style of reporting news is outstanding ah swear lmao
ReplyDeleteWho is Pastor Bakare abeg? What has he said in the past?
ReplyDeleteChai! U read blogs, tweet, fbk, etc yet u don't knw Pst Baakara. Bring ur yansh here, u nid some hot lashes*smh*
DeleteHe said that you should get a Tv for your self
DeleteLike seriously?
DeletePastor Bakare Said yu should mk google ur friend & pause on blogging or yu go fail exams tired.
DeleteOccupy Nigeria
DeleteAunty stella, anytime I comment on ur blog, u don't post it, which has discouraged me from commenting. Hope u post this one. I love ur blog btw
ReplyDeleteAdopt it me Stella of life. U never tire to eat meat?
ReplyDeleteMadam Stella,there is love in sharing...lets adopt it 2geda for d new year celebration. ***ADJERHO***
ReplyDeleteThey should have sent it to Eedris abdulkarim. The dude needs the cow more cos he's hungry. The idiot was abusing obj days ago becos he wants the presidency to include him in the GEJ 2015bonanza jingles. So fool thought that by insulting baba iyabo he'll perhaps get Reuben's attention and get applauded. So GEJ sir, I don give u clue of who need that meat pass. I vote Eedris the crack head. Instead of him to go and work harder, he's spending time on twitter abusing person wey no send u. That's why Tuface and co have left u behind. I no send obj, but there are better ways to get across your point, not by showing off and abusing ur elders in public. Charity begins at home. Even GEJ wey dem abuse was careful with words when he reverted. Ode oshi
DeleteDs man of God makes a lot of noise yet he seems t me like somone who has nothing t offer his country men. He is gonna do worse if he has d oPportunity t rule nigeria. #myopinion
ReplyDelete@lepa orobo or whteva ur name is watch ur mouth dis is a man of God dnt judge am sure if it were to be ur dad dats d president he won't have done any beta
DeleteAnd you're judging her dad?
DeleteI can bet u with anything, nobody sent him any cow. These fools like seeking for undeserved attention. God is with GEJ and there is nothing, I repeat there is nothing anybody can do to him.
ReplyDeleteEgbami! Oponu ni eleyi faaaaaaa! Ori e ko pe rararara! Aburo jonathan akindanidani! Well, tell ur father or broda dt asiyan gidi lo je
DeleteThank you,nobody sent that he goat called Tunde a cow, they are only seeking attention
DeleteYour a bad Nigerian.Seeking for favour u will never get or see.Its people like u they sud neva put in power.Idiot.
Delete@tony am sure gej did smfin for ur family u beta stop goin to church and start worshipping gej odesko oshi
DeleteAnon 7:46PM and Anon 8:05PM, u are stepping on my toes oooooo. So pls warn urself b4 I show u my red eye. If Tony's comment irritate u, pls ignore it and don't reply. What will it take u guys nt to talk. Must u always reply?? Abeg leave my bobo alone oooo.
DeleteGood for him.
ReplyDeleteSee as the cow resembu GEJ.Hian
ReplyDeleteU are an ewu cotonou for insulting your president.
Delete@peez den u r a retarded citizen..
DeleteNoise makers, they are all seeking for attention. Tunde Tunde Tunde let dem not turn u to a crazy fellow.
ReplyDeleteThe cow sef is sad....... Awwwwwwwww. GEJ should have known better.. These people and their unending drama...
ReplyDeleteLmao !!!!who wrote dx article??? Tooooo funny !!!lol
ReplyDeletePastor Tunde,President Jonathan is indirectly telling you to chop meat and regain your subsidy strength; that is indirectly giving you Stella's chair to chop.
ReplyDeleteAre we suppose to reject gifts...Why not accept it, Even if he doesn't want it, there are hungry people around even in his church, he can give to...
ReplyDeleteSince he has rejected it , y is he making it public to humiliate GEJ,.
How many people did he bless with a gift this Xmas... mtchew
Todays preaching in his church was abt this.
I hate it when people mix politics with Christianity ...
This news was posted by some other blogs two hours or more back in the most similar version. Guess this is why people say u copy.
ReplyDeleteOh pls shut up. Shut that smelly mouth of yours. Which stella dey copy? Stella dey copy yet you come here to comment under anon. Go back and compare the both else shut it.
DeleteAnnon 5:58pm....so copying of stories has become an issue for u ...abi??? all bloggers copy stories from one another.....so y are u raising dust???.....mtcheeewwww
DeleteAnd I wish to ask, is this news exclusive to those bloggers alone? Duhhh
DeleteLmao@adopt cow
ReplyDeleteStella I don't mind adopting d COW TAIL!
ReplyDeleteAm not a greedy gal
Lol..this is Epic!!!
ReplyDeleteI read same post on lib, but I couldn't help opening it on here, ur style, ma'am is unique. Thanks for making me have a good laugh despite a rough day.
ReplyDeleteCow adoption things. Hehehe. Things are happening in Naija.
ReplyDeleteMe feel that pastor Bakare should start from small by contesting at the state level before aiming for the whole nation.... let him come for governor of Lagos let's see how he governs before he goes national.... this way we would be able to tell if his style of governance is better...feelawsawfar
ReplyDeleteWhy will they even send a cow to him in the first place? This is a Pastor that must have received excess of everything from his members.
ReplyDeleteAnd GEJ knows he is not in the good books of the man.
Abeg na Presido go find trouble.
And by fool you mean Pastor Tunde Bakare abi? Hmmmmm
ReplyDeleteLmao ewo,adoption tngs
ReplyDeleteHilarious walahi.. This GEJ administration na comedy half hour.. Pastor Bakare you sef chop cow na, abeg!
ReplyDeleteStephanie said:
ReplyDeleteLol @Poor Cow! Na u dem wan take do bribe, breez don dey open fowl nansh small small, yeye people.
Who care's about Tunde Bakare? I don't! and I am very sure my dear President doesn't either. He didn't send him any cow.
ReplyDeleteBiko biko biko...where is the cow lying now??? My new year meat never sure sef..gimme.
ReplyDeleteNobody sent any cow. This is just a hype.
ReplyDeleteAnd now that prophet has prophesied that GEJ will rule again amidst lots of protest and rejections. I pray he doesn't..don't even want to think of it. #sighs*
ReplyDeleteTony na ur papa and mana be fool.....u idiot suffering from lack of home training.....ur parents should be arrested...
ReplyDeleteAnon 7:32PM, is he talking to ur parents?? Y are u takin panadol 4 anoda man's headache?? If Tony is suffering frm lack of home training, will u pls teach him?? As if u are any better....Mtcheeeew.
DeleteInstead of cautioning your pet chimp, you are posting trash.
DeleteThe day you type trash about me again on this blog and later, you'd start famzing that you miss me, Thunder will kill you.
Lwkmd @ ur parents should be arrested.
DeleteLwkmd...I hope dey didn't send baba iyabo cow also?..I wil prefer brown/white envelope 2 cow ooo... #sipsbaron
ReplyDeleteAnty stella plz hw du de put name na,I wan2 leav anonymous o,am tired,helllllllllppppppppppppp
ReplyDeleteAlso I wan2 use pixx
ReplyDeleteLol @ Lepa shandy. Abeg de feed the fowl make e no lose weight b4 new year. D fowl de chop cos na u go gain am afterall. Lol.
ReplyDeleteStella, I don return oh. Abeg if the cow reach ya side, abeg remember me oh. Can do with real naija beef o jare.
Lol
ReplyDeleteOr were they thinking were going to buy him with just a COW?whoever did this must have been overdrunk from the xmas celebration bounties ...wait a minute!...Oga at the top is always drunk anyway,so...#okbye
Stella do you believe this rubbish from this frustrated el-rufai? can't you just ask questions before you publish? GEJ knew Tunde Bakare more than any of us..GEJ can never try anything like this..
ReplyDeleteThey couldn't even send a hamper well make better sense.. Na cow? Smh
ReplyDeleteEwu xmas!!!! shoo. GEJ trying to silence Pastor Bakare. pple are not hapi with u hooo GEJ. Hve another comment : police authority posted majority of south west to Borno state (Boko haram). South west elders should investigate these............
ReplyDeleteHaba madam stellz you're a clown aswear..was confused wen I sad the headline kai..but y send him a cow? Hahahaha cnt stop laughing at dis news
ReplyDeletelmao stella o
ReplyDeleteThe president is surrounded by some scum ass fools. Wat shld he do with a cow? So stupid of them.
ReplyDeleteGov Fashola gave me a wristwatch for xmas...Stella help me say thank u. I wil send u a pix of it.
ReplyDeleteGov Fashola gave me a wristwatch for xmas...Stella help me say thank u. I wil send u a pix of it.
ReplyDeleteEhen... .. ....? .. . .
DeleteOk!!!!!
Aso Rock distributing cows??? What else is new? SMH for my dear country
ReplyDeleteSince is coming from that lepros fingers of el-rufia I don't believe it moreover APC has nothing to offer
ReplyDeleteANON 5:58 YOU ARE A LIAR FROM THE PIT OF HELL....GO AND BRING ANY BLOG OR WEBSITE THAT HAS THIS SAME STORY WITH EXACTLY THE SAME WORDS AND I WILL DELETE THIS ONE.....THIS STORY BROKE AND EVERYONE CARRIED IT THE SAME WAY,I JUST WROTE IT IN MY STYLE,I DONT OWE U ANY APOLOGIES,JUST WANNA CORRECT WHATEVER IMPRESSION YOU WANNA CREATE AND I DIDNT DELETE THIS BECOS I WANTED TO SCHOOL U.
ReplyDeleteYES I COPY AND PASTE SOMETIMES AND I GIVE CREDIT ANY BIG DEAL?SOME PEOPLE COPY MY ORIGINAL STORIES WITHOUT GIVING ME CREDIT AND I HAVENT GONE TO THEIR BLOGS AS ANON TO CRY....PLS LET ME BE..THANK YOU FOR VISITING MY BLOG
Stella screams while speaking now? #CapsLockThings
DeleteThis is just hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThis is just hilarious!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha stella oooh.u can like to reply everything sha..please try and disappoint me for once!!!....oh well I tink dats wot makes u different.u get time sha!!
ReplyDeleteNo vex o anon 5:58pm . as you don read am for another blog, you for nor bother open am for here na.
ReplyDelete#trouble de sleep, yanga sepe sepe go wake am.
Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
S to D K, you mean am? You go adopt the lean cow???? Buahahaha. Your sense of crafting humour into a supposed serious gist is amazing..
*couldn't help laughing...
I really wonder what people mean by I have read this story on another blog before, if you check out punch, vanguard, Tribune,, Thisday .............. you will always see the same story on the front page.
ReplyDeleteAbeg stella if yoy adopt am send me the left leg.
@STELLA, IF them can reject a cow,will them even reject a milk too?from swiss,de hearts of men are full of evils,be much careful about the whole politicians,no one want to die amonge them all,they are all evil,,so wat did JESUS said about them all?
ReplyDeleteWAT can u see in a land full of churches,but there is no salvation,,repents dee nd expose ur powers to Christ de king in jesus name,,A BIG AMEN
ReplyDeleteI think GEJ is surrounded by fools. Of all people, Pastor Bakare? Of all things, cow?
ReplyDeleteLOL..NO ANON I DONT SCREAM NOW I AM JUST TRYING TO MAKE MY COMMENTS STAND OUT ,I KNOW CAPS REPRESENT SCREAMING...MAYBE I WILL STOP AFTER THIS AND USE SMALL LETTERS......HEHEHEHE ABI HOW YOU SEE AM?
ReplyDeleteIn my own opinion, I think the pastor does not eat red meat.....Lol....#MyOpinion
ReplyDeleteUna no go kill me for ds blog chai
ReplyDelete