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Saturday, December 14, 2013

SATURDAY LAUGHS.




hahahahahhhahahahha OMG.hehehehehehe


LMAO.....I am sorry but i cannot stop laughing at this picture...so even shit needs prayers?hehehehhehehe.

Please have a beautiful Saturday .It promises to be a cold beautiful day here on my side.





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I hope i did north west ya time?...........one love.
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  1. Unknown14 December 2013 at 09:38

    Now u guyz are killing me.... I rciv notin less dan 25 frnd req on fbk.... Now Haters Club of 9ja over 2 u.... #Alinko #Gaylord #Yerima #Smallprick #Wanker #Sisterfucker

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  2. ↭PRINCE JOBLESS↭14 December 2013 at 09:39

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT FACE WHEN SHE LICKS THE TIP!!! LOOOOOOOOL

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    1. Anonymous14 December 2013 at 16:10

      Ode that's y linda no gv u shi shi ur lame coments

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  3. Unknown14 December 2013 at 09:41

    I'm laffing so hard ryt now, lmao! 20k 4 reunion party! Ehen Aunty Stella u Don lyk posting my funny pics

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  4. Unknown14 December 2013 at 09:44

    LOOOOOOOOOL these Pictures gt me rolling hahahahahahahaha

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  5. Anonymous14 December 2013 at 09:44

    Hahaha! ......very hilarious especially the one captioned " when she licks the tip" . Thanks a lot Stella for gracing my Saturday!

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  6. Pink shell14 December 2013 at 09:52

    Stella!
    The tip of wetin na ...
    Hehehehe!

    Oh dear! U don spoil pass wetin freezer fit remedy oo!

    Oh now I get wia 'd flying eagle joke' from.

    Dear M-amie
    (pardon me if d spelling is wrong)
    Plz, kindly check 'how to draw brows on google or U-tube'
    Plz dis wasn't written to spite u, its just a suggestion, I don't also feel comfy wen I see ppl with funny brows.

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    1. Anonymous14 December 2013 at 16:16

      Over sabi hypentention,I taya for ur ferferity,over sabi housewife way dey cal husband daddy,how e concern u,carry person mata for head like firewood way dem fetch frm farm.make God let am press u die.

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    2. ladyEngland14 December 2013 at 16:17

      And whr is your own pic.

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    3. Anonymous14 December 2013 at 18:42

      Yup

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    4. Anonymous14 December 2013 at 19:35

      England, abeg go siddon. Smelling thing.

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    5. Anonymous14 December 2013 at 19:38

      England, abeg go siddon. Smelling thing.

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    6. Pink shell14 December 2013 at 19:39

      Hehehehe!
      Chai!
      Anony, if u aint M-amie,
      Den ur own oversabi sef pass my own #Smiles
      And if its M-amie, babe its oly a suggestn, abeg no press control P.

      And d naked lady on a sheer dress, u no share d lord's mercy today? Abi God's mercy is now exhausted #BroaderSmile!

      And d anon wu is blind, I doubt if u no wat pervert means?
      So many of u just pick words n use it witout noin d meaning!

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    7. Anonymous14 December 2013 at 22:46

      Thank God sm1 sent that eagle thing to stella, someone attacked me wen I told M-amie the truth. Pinkshell...Osheeee.

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    8. ladyEngland14 December 2013 at 23:35

      May d goodlord hv mercy on u .pinkshell amen, with the sign of the cross.

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    9. ladyEngland14 December 2013 at 23:36

      Anon caln me smelling,ur dead alrdy wit an anonymous soul,may he hv mercy on u,retard.

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    10. Anonymous15 December 2013 at 09:58

      Dead LadyEngland. Smellos!!! How market?

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    11. Anonymous15 December 2013 at 10:01

      Dead LadyEngland. Smellos!!! How market?

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  7. Anonymous14 December 2013 at 09:53

    Stella make a news federal government is planing to sell refinery. Buyer came to inspect warri own on tuesday, is very wrong. Phcn has gon now refinery. U see wat jonathan is causing. Victor 2a196692

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    1. Anonymous14 December 2013 at 16:13

      Madam pinkshell ur just a pervert very stupid tin,wetin u see for d grlbody let her be,befor jealousy kill u.ugly tin like u,tryn to bully sme1 smellos,d grl no send u leave am,

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    2. Anonymous14 December 2013 at 19:36

      Mumu, Is this Pinkshell's comment? I no know why una dey behave like goat.

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    3. Anonymous14 December 2013 at 23:39

      Am out for pinkshell so evrybody is pinkshell for me and we are all goats on this blog mehhhhhh,

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    4. Anonymous15 December 2013 at 09:59

      Yeye fowl. Na only you be goat

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  8. Anonymous14 December 2013 at 09:58

    North at all. You did North West my time. I yaff laff tire.

    That ratchet hair parting can piss me off.

    The Dicks on those throphy-holding sportsmen had better be photoshops.


    @tarajix, Creative style of harassing unrepentant debtors.

    Why is Linda Eze in blue lipstick here instead of the Beauty of the day post?

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  9. Amaka Hundeyin14 December 2013 at 10:01

    Lwkmd! See casting oh!!!!! COLNAS peeps, stella don cast MCB girls! Lmao. FUNAAB oh.............

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  10. Unknown14 December 2013 at 10:01

    Lol, u really crack me up Stella

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  11. Becky naka (Beautiful home concept....your sure plug for industrial cleaning)14 December 2013 at 10:07

    tanks stella, cant stop laughing(my frenemies are so vexed but there is nothing dey can do bout it) *continues laughing* kikikikikiki

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  12. Becky naka (Beautiful home concept....your sure plug for industrial cleaning)14 December 2013 at 10:07

    tanks stella, cant stop laughing(my frenemies are so vexed but there is nothing dey can do bout it) *continues laughing* kikikikikiki

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  13. Simple loca14 December 2013 at 10:13

    Thanks for posting d ones I sent. Love u love love muahhhhhhhh

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  14. Simple loca14 December 2013 at 10:13

    Thanks for posting the ones I sent.

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  15. terinnerin14 December 2013 at 10:13

    Lol @ dose athletes see dick

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  16. Phrinkies14 December 2013 at 10:15

    LMAO. OMG! All d pictures are sooo funny especially dose guys and deir dicks. LWKMD.

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    1. C.I.A Babe14 December 2013 at 18:05

      Lwkmd4h!!!
      Aunty stella, this is so hilarious.
      Can't stop laughing.

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  17. Stella Oge14 December 2013 at 10:20

    Am laughing seriously here,heheheheheheheheheheheheheh,no b small tin oooooo! Wait a sec,flying eagle eyebrow?lmao

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  18. sommie.14 December 2013 at 10:21

    Buhahahhaahahahahhaahahhahahahaahahahhahaha Muhahahahahahahahhahhahahahahaha am dead...am cryyiinnng. Stella you did north west my time.

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  19. NUVI HONEY14 December 2013 at 10:23

    Hahahahah these are so funny, thanks Aunty stella for making me laugh this morning, that Eagle eye lashes tho, I have a feeling that anonymous that commented on lady England's( I think) pic sent it. LOL @ Monalisa's Yimu face

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  20. Flo14 December 2013 at 10:28

    D peeshaws r rili funny ooo..chai!! Lmaoo

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  21. Anonymous14 December 2013 at 10:30

    hahhahhhahahahhahahahah, stella omg ur funny... thnks nice way to start my morning.. muah

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  22. lolade pinky14 December 2013 at 10:35

    stellz u did north west my time oh......happy weekend to to ya ....

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  23. Thelma Thinks...14 December 2013 at 10:39

    OMG Stella you have killed me this morning.
    Haba baba be a boo-provider! Hehehe.
    That picture of your face when she licks the tip. I know, right? LWKMD
    As for those guys in swim wear, na lie jor. They put cucumber inside the shorts!

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  24. Queen Bee14 December 2013 at 10:47

    Lol@we will meet at Jesus feet!and 'baba God be a boo provider'. Hahahaha!
    Stella dear,u have northwested ur time ok!nyc one!

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  25. M-amie Hazard innit? 14 December 2013 at 10:49

    Stella honey,you're doing a great job.
    All were worth being laughed over tho I saw some more funny than others especially d Yoruba movie interpretation.
    Yoruwood can mess up eh!
    I just love their storylines.
    But I don't relate with Yorubas cos they're so loud!!

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    1. Anonymous14 December 2013 at 18:46

      Do something about your eyebrows before insulting Yoruba people. Agbaya.

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    2. brownhottiee00714 December 2013 at 19:00

      Lol Asian Monkey we google u,now hw does dat feels, peace yor

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    3. Anonymous14 December 2013 at 23:41

      Ode na d grl eyebrow be ur problm den u die well.stupid tins see fool brownhotie look urslf u bleacher ashawo

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    4. ladyEngland14 December 2013 at 23:44

      Pinkshell stop coming here to use anon to insult ths grl I said,hv seen her,she's been beauty of d day on some other blogs,not a flash like u,whose nt evn bold enof to hv a pic on ur profile,eyebrow dey affect u,den ur so stupid,brownsugar,wat can I say about u wen u have alrdy bleached urlife,fixing xpressinon weavon covering ur eye and ur sence how can u see well and comment well.

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    5. Anonymous14 December 2013 at 23:44

      Omoh see brownhottiE wit cheap 550 weavon 3pack dey talk o noble good product like u 3 in one

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    6. Anonymous15 December 2013 at 08:02

      So? What if brownhotie uses 550 weave? Na u give her the money for the weave? For your info, dat could be Chocolate weave but how would u know sef when na yaki and noble weave u sabi well..

      To the babe with d funny brows,forget all these ones supporting u,dem no like u, truth is, ur brows is funny and it gives u a funny surprised look,u should grow some brows and please check up videos online on how to draw a natural looking brows,u will be pretier that way,not that u are not pretty now o,u just look funny.. One last thing,free Yoruba people,we don't give a fuck about u.. Its not like u have something special going on for you that a yoruba person will wants to be your friend...U grab? So quit commenting on every blog about yoruba people,u won't get toasters dat way cause I know using ur pic and droping comment on every blog is your way of hustling for a bf, u will just end up with a igbotic bigot and u know u want that. Change your ways my sister.

      N.b
      U can come back and reply me as anon,I see u do that a lot, I sha know say I don't talk my own.

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    7. Anonymous15 December 2013 at 10:05

      Anon 8:02am
      Spot on!!! You get the point well well. No mind that stupid voltron called LadyEngland. E be like she's looking for a lesbian. Sorry England, flying eagle is straight.

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    8. ladyEngland15 December 2013 at 10:47

      This is pinkshell all over in an anon style.

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    9. Anonymous15 December 2013 at 12:02

      Sorry to dissapoint u lady England, I commented as anon 8:02am and am not pink shell. Stop deceiving dat poor girl, u know the brows is not pretty.

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  26. Anonymous14 December 2013 at 11:17

    LMFAO! Stella,those four guys by d beach,they really deserve those gold medals and d trophy! #TeamSynchronizeHard-ons!
    KENDRIXXX

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  27. Jasmine14 December 2013 at 11:20

    Hahaha! Lmao especially abt d instagram bitches

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  28. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)14 December 2013 at 11:21

    lol

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  29. Unknown14 December 2013 at 11:21

    Hilarious.. Hahahahehehehe..thanks Stella!!

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  30. Anonymous14 December 2013 at 11:25

    U did west it
    Hian

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  31. Anonymous14 December 2013 at 11:26

    Lmao. Abi o, no be by force to do reunion o. Stella, you're lucky. The heat over here is killing. Why did Adam and Eve sin sef? Wouldn't it have been lovely to walk around naked?.

    NB: My google account has been hacked. Abeg, make una disregard any mail/comment allegedly from me.

    Oluyomi Odukoya

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  32. Mab14 December 2013 at 11:32

    Gosh i don laff tire

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  33. Hairess™ Human Hair14 December 2013 at 11:36

    Lmao! That jacket shoulder tho! Jeez!

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  34. Unknown14 December 2013 at 11:43

    Dt face u make wen she licks d tip rily gat me ROTFL. That girl wey beyonce gv mike make she sing be like rabbit. Before u'll ring d bell finish for al 2 hear fire go don burn reach ur side. I rily love d jokes stella. Tnx a lot.

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  35. Unknown14 December 2013 at 11:46

    Loool, hahahahahah i can't stop Laughing out Loud !! Damn ... The eagle eyebrow got me lauging so loud my ribs ached !!! Omg Niggers be like : i trust my baby!!! Lmfao

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  36. Unknown14 December 2013 at 11:49

    Omg lool wtf happened to monalisa's smile?? Hahahaha

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  37. Teemah14 December 2013 at 11:49

    Stella, rily love the pics... Gat me cracking...... Esp the shark, the fire alarm, the hoes and nigga ones.....

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  38. Adeolu14 December 2013 at 11:51

    Lol, hahahahahaha. This is the funniest Saturday laughs so far. Daaaaammn. Especially the baby's pic that says " that face u make when she lick the tip ". Soo funny. U just made my day already Stella. God bless and keep it up

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  39. Moroun Makeovers14 December 2013 at 11:55

    No,you 'deed north' hehehehe. Happy weekend SDK peeps.

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  40. TDW14 December 2013 at 12:13

    don't worry even if u west ma time i love ridding them.

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  41. pinkyberry14 December 2013 at 12:13

    Stella m laughing nd crying like a wrecking ball wit ma mama use igbati to correct me.I can't north really fit to laugh.rtflmfao .u de best one love

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  42. Princess Charming14 December 2013 at 12:15

    LMAO those two bitches @amanda n @princess go don change their handle sharp sharp. LOL

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  43. Unknown14 December 2013 at 12:20

    Oh no, you did north west your time! You got me rolling... Instagram is a big P walahi! Eish, my saturday is almost made. I pray Arsenal wins or draws dazzal

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  44. Anonymous14 December 2013 at 12:49

    Sooo funny!... First timer

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  45. Miss Lucylicious14 December 2013 at 12:52

    Hahahahahhahahahahahahaha!!!

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  46. Anonymous14 December 2013 at 13:08

    Xoxo funny

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  47. Anonymous14 December 2013 at 13:13

    Manual reset and Ronaldo's handbag!!! Hahaha.

    Pls share your endometriosis stories @ endochallenges.wordpress.com. Let's beat endo together!

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  48. Unknown14 December 2013 at 14:02

    I love all of them! Baba be a boo provider is so Funny. lol
    Ah the shit one happened to me live and direct.
    let me narrate...( interested parties only. thank you)

    My js3 in FGGC the teachers decided to lock out all the ss3's from dining hall and give their food to junior babes. As the most senior junior babes we had first dibbs on the food. My crew and i would secure like 4 pots of food plus our inital share and we'd finish the whole thing. Dont judge us. Food was always a measly lil thing.
    For 3 days this happened and we hardly had any water in school. So we were just binge eating without fluids. And you know what happens when you eat without lack of fluids
    I didnt poo for a week. I tried all i could but nothing happened. I'd hang out in the toilets for afternoon prep classes and drink my bucket water. Water meant for my bath...(i suffered in that school.). I cried ehn but still nothing.
    So i went to our set preacher Blessing after afternoon prep on the 7th day i think. She convinced me that the witches had my stomach and they were going to pray it out for me. they went into the toilet with me and i sat down on the commode and na so we begin Praise and Worship. I was confessing my sins. Crying and calling on God to free me from this witchery Poop. Pastor Blessing and her friends were praying and telling me to PUSHHHH PUSHHH that devil out. Be free in Jesus Name. I was a sweaty shitty mess. The whole toilet was on lockdown for me and all my mates were standing on the corridor and outside praying with me and crying to God for me to be free. Free from my poop. My best friend was right beside me i remember. she was holding my hanky and wiping my face. The atmosphere was that day was not a joke.
    The poop sha came out after much battle and it was the size of my fist... I was freed! The power of prayer! Amen Somebody!!!

    Today i appreciate that i can poop and i thank God for it. Im immune to poop. I mean i see different kinds of poop everyday and im always so happy when i ask my patients if they have had a bowel movement/poop and they say yes. Its a joyous thing and something we take for granted. My people be grateful you can poop without worry or hurt.
    So have you thanked God for your poop today? lol

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    1. Unknown14 December 2013 at 16:50

      O gal, you are a comedian. Hahahahahahaha. The way you do your narratives eh, odikwa very hilarious. Am just imagining the whole thing. Lol.
      In another news, am sad that arsenal lost to mancity. Chai! I feel like punching something.

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    2. Danie14 December 2013 at 17:10

      Lol u r one funny girl

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    3. SDK BounceR14 December 2013 at 17:58

      Which FGGC??? If Osha, pls follow me @i_ChoPtas_Not for a fellow back....@i_ChoPtas_Not

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    4. Anonymous14 December 2013 at 21:11

      Choi u too talk! But u're very likeable sha...NewBie!

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    5. Leona Heart14 December 2013 at 22:20

      @SDK Bounser, ur twitter handy is not correct joor

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    6. Anonymous15 December 2013 at 10:18

      Ds new gal u knw go kill somebody
      U too talk
      Lol
      Onu kwube
      I like u shaa
      Uwc nwanne

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    7. SDK BounceR15 December 2013 at 23:14

      Lol....u must be a joker dear...pls do check it well... Underscore, spelling et al but if still wrong then pls drop urs for me to follow u.... Daalu...@i_ChoPtas_Not

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  49. Anonymous14 December 2013 at 14:07

    One reason why I always miss Naija: they will create stuffs that will make you laugh even in the face of adverse situations.

    God bless fatherland.

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  50. Stella Asemota14 December 2013 at 14:14

    Beyounce fear fear. Hahahahahaha. .

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  51. samuel nosa14 December 2013 at 14:18

    Hahahahahahahah...lwkmd

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  52. Unknown14 December 2013 at 14:27

    I had a good laugh Sterra for Life, thanks for a swell saturday laugh. Does he bought them on your name? #fainting

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  53. SARAFINA14 December 2013 at 14:34

    Thanks Stella. LOL

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  54. Unknown14 December 2013 at 14:55

    Those prick na baby

    Name cucumber type I dey like
    This one no fit scratch me
    Msewwweee
    Oyibo no dey get better prick
    I dey wedding biko

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    1. Kemie15 December 2013 at 01:20

      Eze wanyi how market o? Just saying hello e don tey wey u siddon look. ..... Shalom!

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  55. Unknown14 December 2013 at 14:57

    Heheheheh heheheheh, I'm so laughing out loud....

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  56. SDK BounceR14 December 2013 at 14:59

    Imp aunty stella.. U such an embodiment of joy..... Love u and love u more whenever u make me laugh!!!...@i_ChoPtas_Not

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  57. Treasure14 December 2013 at 15:36

    Hahaha! Those footballers though, are they sure its the CUP they are displaying or ?

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  58. Unknown14 December 2013 at 15:45

    you certainly did "north west" my time ma'am... they were so crazy funny... wish i can get the munch on *from prisoner to president/gov* rotflmao

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  59. Anonymous14 December 2013 at 15:46

    HBD ma'am. When una put ur real names make una still do 'aka: (blogname) naah. Same with aka (anon).

    Shyla

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  60. linlinhot14 December 2013 at 16:24

    Ok

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  61. Unknown14 December 2013 at 16:35

    @licking tip.. chai lmao!!! too funny

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  62. miss Sparxz14 December 2013 at 17:49

    Omg! Stella wants to kill me! Effing hillarious

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  63. $honiE14 December 2013 at 17:52

    Hahahaha.these r so hilarious.

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  64. Lepa Orobo14 December 2013 at 19:28

    Anty Stella u too much, tanx f posting my funny pics n oda pics. U made my Saturday hilarious

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  65. teefrankie14 December 2013 at 20:21

    Funny....

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  66. Ayooluwakemi15 December 2013 at 01:28

    Eze wanyi I hail o.....

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  67. Anonymous15 December 2013 at 02:23

    Sounds like u went to Fggc akure. Shoutout

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