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Sunday, December 01, 2013
Most Horrible/Funny/Crazy Dates
We all have times of the year that either brings us pain,makes us laugh or dates that just makes us marvel at the way things coincide... dates that we just dont want to remember or dates that we just cant forget.
Lets discuss these date and see what we share in common .
My most horrible date has got to be November 25th....the day my mama was committed to mother earth,i watched in shock and cried..i don't cry anymore but that date has got to be the worst time i hate to remember but that date doesnt go away because on that date i also have to celebrate life...
My crazy dates are the same November 25th cos my dad and father in law both share that day as birthdays.my late elder sister and my Oyibo mother in law share the same birthday March 19th.
Some celeb whom i love to bits shares the same wedding date in May with me..unplanned
Funny dates-Last year December,my son came to me with this look on his face and asked me ''Mama what do you use to make peepee?i have been looking and cant see anything and i am worried for you....''I was trying to explain,when he said ''Did you forget your thing to make peepee in Nigeria?''.
A year is a long time and now he understands that women and men are different but i still laugh...
Okay,enough of mine,you are next!!!
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My most horrible date is dec 1st,the day my mother in law died.she was a nice woman
ReplyDeleteI've never found a birthday mate. Who's 20th of April here?
DeleteMe tooo. Looking fr 8th dec
DeleteJulianah, my son is!
DeleteWao! Wat a match..my birthday is 20th April.can we b in contact?
DeleteLike serious julianah.My younger broda is april 20 and my sista frm anoda mother is april 20 too.I knw 3 april 20th peeps.With u makin 4.lol
DeleteMarch 14th...still seems like yesterday, the death of my father and seeing pics of his charred remains, the most amazing man ever to grace my life...sometimes I still wait for you walk back into our lives. We miss you!
DeleteI'm april 20th
DeleteMy husband's elder brother and last set of siblings (twins) are April 20 babies. The said elder brother also had his first son on April 20. Una plenty!
DeleteGoing on a date with that ugly egg seller will be hell some sdk blog visitors are ugly as hell yuck
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! Is it now a crime 2 b ugly? Yeye anon like u**poos on anon**
DeleteAnybody way fit fuck sexyboocalher fit fuck monkey
DeleteLmao u wicked o but that girl worwor sha make she try bleaching
DeleteLinda Eze is that youUu?
DeleteLinda Eze is that youUu?
DeleteWhat can you create,ask for forgiveness of sin
DeleteSexy is funny, Anon isn't. I dont have any dates o, I thank GOD for each and every one and learn from the past. Your little boy is so cute lol, haha @ peepee place. Nosey
DeleteCan't tink of any!
ReplyDeleteATTENTION! ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!!!
Don davido, report yourself here.
Me and you get tlk!
Don't keep me waiting ooo, am not 'winnie mandela'
Drags a chair, sits,and patiently waits for don davido!
Am already sitting waiting for una to begin the talk!
DeleteIfy!
DeleteHanlele, standup,
3 is crowd!
This is btw me n Don davido.
Sorry am late. Just got out of church. Today is thanksgiving Sunday. What's up with the famzi ? Me n you can't be like that other lady n tony oooo. Unless you look like Kim K. Pls today is Sunday, becareful of what you say next. Am full of anointing.
Delete
DeleteSinging LIONEL RICHIE "
Hellooooooooo, Is it me you're looking for?
'cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely?
U kept me waiting for ages #Furious
DeletePlz don't give ursef too mch credit, wat do u mean by am I somwia feeling lonely?
Com! are u crushing ova me or just fascinated wit my fond name.
Cos dese days na pinkshell pinkshell u dey call.
Draws near and whispers in2 his ears,
Are u the one, or is dia anoda (matt 11;3)
Plz I no de do canopy BF ooo lik tony and phrinkies.
Lol@matt 11:3. Girl you is crazy. Patting you and saying slowing (john 1 vs 30). Pinkshell Pinkshell, most ladies have seen on this blog no make am at all oooo. Hope you try sha cuz I don't chat wiv ladies that are not wonderfully and fearfully made.
DeleteP:S !! Am not going to send you any Euros ooooo no matter what. So just know that one before we start. Lmao.
N:B. Are you not the lady that wore flip flop to church the other day in the most embarrassing post comment?? I pray its not you sha. Lol.
My own na sexual date oh. Kai. So I was with my boo at an open bar, some whr arnd ajah! It was dark at nyt, I wore a short skirt with gstring. I and my boo are so sexually attracted to each other, mere looking at each other makes his dick super hard and my pussy dripping wet, we sat facing each other, na so he just spread my legs apart, begin finger my wet swollen pussy, damn! I was moaning, and he was using his oda hand to touch his dick, after fingering me, he brought out his finger and licked my juice, then kissed me afterwards, so I cld have a taste of my pussy juice. By that time, I don melt finish. Conji wan finish us, that's how we left there oh, this was like past 10pm, we come see one uncompleted building with table oh, omo naim I lay on the table, spread my legs apart, remove g string, see fucking. Makes me horny ryt now. U guys shld try it, outdoor sex, it can be so sweet. We dey fuck for outside like mad oh. Its the best I swear. Enof of all dos yeye bed missionary things mbok
ReplyDeleteGet lost! disgusting ashawo.
DeleteShe's not an ashawo.. She's just being real and adventurous. Trust me, these things spice up relationships...
DeletePealie hope na ur husband u dey fuck before una die for unknown place n striaght to hell.
DeletePealie hope na ur husband u dey fuck before una die for unknown place n striaght to hell.
Deleterepent and be saved
DeleteI dey tell u. Absolutely disgusting prostitute. There is more to life than sex. How dull are u? Abeg carry ur wet dripping infected smelling vagina commot from here. Go and keep f****** . Na we hold u? Tueeehhhh
DeleteHahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
DeleteU lost ur manners. Idiot.
DeleteAhahahahah, 4ny ppl
DeleteLmao, not wit straight face.
DeleteHahahahah. A grl like u can sleep with anybody once ur horny,it means u can't control yourself smh.no sex in d grave my sister sex there is more to a relationshp than sex.
Delete11th of august! A man I thought wld be my one and only, passed on on ths date whch was also hs birthday. Three yrs after I found out he had a son through a frnd, the boy shares the same birthday n he was gon b 5yrs old. Apparently I ddnt know the exbf had a son while we wr dating :( fastforward 7yrs now, I got married on the same day (11th of aug). What an annoying coincidence, but im thankful for the present.
ReplyDeleteMy birthday!!!
Delete*rolls eyes*
It is a wonderful day.
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ReplyDeleteMiserable date was when I lost my childhood friend December 26,2009. Of which we spoke a day before! Wondering how on earth it will wipe off my memory! It is well.
ReplyDeleteMy sad date was December 24 2010 when I lost my dad, Stella it was this month he left me..I arrive from Lagos around 7:45pm I bought him gift but he never wore it.my father gave up the ghost around 9pm..#stillcryingtilldate.
DeleteLost My friend same date 26 Dec 2009 they went out to celebrate the Christmas and on their way back early hours of 26th they drove off eko bridge.
DeleteMine is nov 7th I lost my dad 3days after his birthday he died ryt in front of me... the last breath was in my arms.... but wasnt as painful as when I lost my best friend in sept 2 almost 10 months after... 2 years gone but still cry when I remb her.. that has to be the worst day of my life.... it changed alot bout me at a point I felt God wasnt answering me no more..... But I thank God for showing He is God
DeleteAwh my birthday is on 19th of march. I have never been on a date. Well its all good
ReplyDeleteMy birthday mate winkz
DeleteMine are - January 15, 2005 - my Business Editor, Joseph Sesebo died. It hurts a lot because I dreamt about it, but I didn't tell him. I still feel guilty any time I remember...
ReplyDeleteFebruary 1st 2005, my old man, the one and only Moses Abayomi Odukoya passed away. As usual, I dreamt about it, I told him, but he dismissed it with a wave of hand.. I miss him a lot.
Next year, July, my precious mum will be 70. Excited already.
Any other date? Can't remember now.
Oluyomi mummy I went thru ur Facebook pictures,jeez!u're so ugly and dirty...dunno whether it's cause u're fat abi u're an old woman... Al. D time u spend on d internet is enough 2 clean up ur home. Obokun
DeleteAh ahn, jan 15 is my birthdayooooooo.n.its one of d best days eva.
DeleteWho is this one? You wan take me shine on this blog ba? Ta!! Now, run along.. Your 1 minute fame is over..
DeleteWhy am I even replying you? Wey ya own **pishure*** yeye dey smell.
Have you eaten today?
Some folks are indeed jobless. Beginning of a new month, na my fb pictures you dey check. Mschewwww. At least, I be obokun, wetin you be? Sawa gbigbe.. Namsense.
Oluyomi I take God beg u no see me for dream o
DeleteTrue talk.oluyomi ugly die.chai,she be chairperson for wowo association.and tge makeuo,ewwwwwwwwe,na village champion she be.even suliat go fear d makeuo.shes jsut ur typical dirty looking yoruba local champ.
DeleteBest days were when I got my first pay check in the US*jan 2013* and when I sent a car to my mom in Naija *May2013* To the glory of God.
ReplyDeleteStella for me, the most awesome date will be the day I find my missing rib, dat 1 girl that will comlete me... Oh I can't wait ...
ReplyDelete1st of all 4 ur missing "rib" u need surgery. As 4 trying 2 "comlete" goodluck (jonathan) 4 inventing a new word.
DeleteChoi
DeleteSDK, LMAO. You go fear diary na. Alright let me see..errmm...
ReplyDeleteMarch 25th, my sister, innocent then, suggested I use water to fill up my dad's fuel tank of his car during a fuel crises era.
July 5th, a gun was pointed straight at my head and stayed...was it 5mins or 25mins? Tension no let me keep track of time. Hehehe.
December 19th, first time I kissed a girl (mmmmmm)
May 8th, my Birthday.
U can remember d date u first kissd a girl?
DeleteDt girl must really b special
Memphis, D person should av pulled d trigger. Victoria must hear dis. I hope d gal was Victoria ooooo.
DeletePeople are finding love on SDK. I wish y'all the best. Hope we celebrate the first SDK hookup wedding soon.
Delete@Blog Diva, that time she was special sha. Na first kiss. LOL
Delete@Phrinkies *_* you no like fine boys o. Chai! Pull the trigger kwa?? Hehehe
The saddest day of my life was on june 7th 2011,when I lost my best friend,I can still remember her brother calling me to tell me Bose is dead,it feels like yesterday. I have never lost anyone so close to me b4 apart from her! Continue to rest in peace Ronnie b. Ok,on the brighter side,when my princess was like 3yrs she used to find her way to whr the beverages are,lick till she's ok come back to bed with milo and milk all over her mouth and hands,snuggled up to me and sleep lol,so precious
ReplyDeleteAwwww how adorable!!! motherhood must be an awesome experience... I can't wait to have mine.. May God keep you for her, you will see her grow, get married and have her own kids in Jesus' name!
DeleteThe dates I hate so much was in 2010, when I had two abortions within d intervals of three months. Today I have realised my mistakes nd I seek forgiveness from God. I can't blame any one bt my self.thankfully God almighty in whom I trust nd believe in has forgiven me.
ReplyDeleteIs this ifeoma,cos na u dey fuck dey abort anyhow???
DeleteIt is well with u
DeleteMy saddest day was d day my hubby disvirgined me @ 14yrs
DeleteI cried cos it hurt so much
I begged him to stop but he kept pounding me
Night after night,he devoured and pounced on my like a lion
I took in and was always sick but he was still fucking to d extent I ran away but d fool I ran to hide called him and he came and took me away....
Ijeoma(don't wanto mention ur yoruba name)is dat u?
DeleteSorry to disappoint u it is not Ifeoma, don't be d judge God is nd u can never take away his power to forgive.sinless soul
DeleteEze wanyi u dis guy u no go kill me. Me I am 101% sure you re a full grown man......
DeleteBest dates ever..... Feb 24 when I got married to my boo after 7yrs of courtship and Aug 11 when I had my son all in d year 2012 wow what a favourable year for me I'm indeed grateful God.
ReplyDeleteAwww so cute
DeleteUr son is my BD mate
February to August is not up to 9months oo. Abi na premature?
Delete*whistles n walks away*
My wedding day is the day I can never forget
ReplyDelete#love#
April 20th
Mine is/was july 29th through to August 11. My dad was kidnapped and held hostage by hoodlums.
ReplyDeleteMehn, I felt like d world was crumbling on me but I encourage mysef with d word of God and hoped nd prayed dt he would b released with on harm done.
I still remember dn and how I felt.. Not a good feeling @alllll but thank God he came home unharmed
Mine is nov 10 wen my dad n my grandmum died same nyt. Was a night mare to me.
ReplyDeleteUdeme is dis u?
DeleteUdeme is dis u?
DeleteAm so sorry about that
DeleteDamn horrible dear!! I wonder what i wuld av done in such a situation? Hmmmmn.
DeleteIt was really horrible. D world tore apart for everyone. My mum loosing his mum n dad same day. She almost ran mad. Me I was in shock. But God has givn us d hrt to bear all. I tynk him.
Delete4th sept 2010 d day my sweet mum went to be with d lord, its still like a dream till today to all of us, we miss u mummy. 22nd feb 2012 d day I said I do to my super man. 13th nov 2012 d day my little sunshine came to dis world.
ReplyDeleteMy BFF's bday is feb 22nd!
DeleteFeb 22 the day I lost my first love, my precious dad Chief SA Alliyu
ReplyDeleteSep 17 the day I got married
February 25 my birthday
August 27 the day I lost my brother Abidoye Alliyu
So sorry about the losses. New wig?
DeleteYou share birthday with my sis
DeleteMine is 4th dec my birthday which I share with JayZ.. #widegrin
And Sept8 2012,i met d most 1daful man on earth(lucas)u ve been such a blessing to me,may God bless u in hundred fold n u shall neva lack d gud tins of life...tnk u my luv.
DeletePoint of correction I was called to the Nigerian Bar several years, Lawyers don't joke with seniority at the bar 'lol'
DeleteVisit www.oyenikealliyu-adebiyi.blogspot.com
Plus i rep Aug27
DeleteApril 27th, the first day I did it! Though it has been years now but remembering how the whole thing went down makes me feel wonderful and I keep replaying it over and over again in my head.
ReplyDeleteWas it on a nite bus?
DeleteMine is january 1st...d day I lost my elder sister,we were carbon copy,she died in my arms,I couldn't believe my eyes.I miss her everyday and most times I wish I could have one last chat with her and get that infectious smile of hers.continue to rest in peace dear sis.
ReplyDeleteThough August is my birth month, i wish i could skip it every year. My eldest sister died on the 29th august 1996 and was buries on her birthday 31st august. Another sister whom am after died on the 17th august. My grandmother died on the 3rd august 2012. My 2 uncles and 3 aunties died in august. August gives me creeps. I pray this cycle breaks!
ReplyDelete7th of April 1996. My Birthday, did my first holy communion, and it was on easter day. But I only drank one coke instead of three. Lolz
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ReplyDeletemine are july 19, 2010just6 days after my birthday.i lost my baby.and may 12 2011 ,12days to hubby's birthday,lost 2nd baby.
ReplyDeleteOh dear! May u be comforted and may ur life be filled with pleasant surprises
Deletemine are july 19, 2010just6 days after my birthday.i lost my baby.and may 12 2011 ,12days to hubby's birthday,lost 2nd baby.
ReplyDelete*Sad
Delete*Sad
DeleteI am so sorry for ur loss. It is well.
DeleteEhya.So sowi boo.God almighty will bless u soon.Dt two u lost shall b replaced with twins IJN amin
DeleteAww!
DeleteAww!
DeleteJesus Christ!!! The lord is your strength
DeleteAm so sorry dear. Wat a painfull loose.God will bless u more in abundantly.
DeleteMay God heal U̶̲̥̅̊ sweetie n pls move closer 2 God.
Deletejuly 19 2010-lost first baby. may 12 2011-lost 2nd baby.dec 28 2012- the goodlord wiped away my tears n blessed me with a beautiful baby girl
ReplyDeletemine are july 19, 2010just6 days after my birthday.i lost my baby.and may 12 2011 ,12days to hubby's birthday,lost 2nd baby.
ReplyDeleteAugust 15; I lost my 1st son. Feb 26; Allah gave me another son. Alhamdullilah.
ReplyDeleteNovember 29th, the day @nancy brown became obsessed with my comments, following me around and hurling unnecessary insults at me is a day I'll hate to remember
ReplyDeleteNo worst day for me, death is not a bad thing, everything that has a beginning has an end so when you decide to put in your head a worst day it will always be and haunt you. Appreciate life and focus on the now.
ReplyDeleteKenyan babe
U right, buh time dznt heal sum pain.
DeleteI've not had any so far because time has a way of deleting bad experiences from my brain permanently.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm can't forget dis 2dates* 14 dec2002 n 2nd of oct 2008. Lost my dear sweet lovely oldest sis on dat faithful 14th of dec to chuld birth*ceasarean*was told d doc fogot somtin inside of her n was swollen fo 2weeks n leta died. Lost d most precious sweet handsome man on d 2nd of oct 2008 to a brief illiness in ikeja general hospital after sppending 1month of energy,mony, etc.I felt like dying my self cos we were very close n was a lovely fairless fada. Missed dem like mofedaku,RIP sis n dad. Won't also forget d special sat dat I ws born april 20th. HNM SDKBV. SweetestB
ReplyDeleteMay 19 2013, micheal was laid to rest. He was a brother I nvr had, a source of inspiration, an icon to recon wt, I miss u so much dear. April 3rd 2012, d day I had a terrible date with this business illiterate n d worst is that I took my friend to see him, shout out to Sam ur gbaguan no be here, abeg e better make u speak pidgin better still sign language.
ReplyDeleteMine isn't dates but d whole month of Nov 2013, I hate the month of nov wit a passion, thank God we just enterd december can't wait to move on....Nov10, had a very big fight wit my bf that made me take a cab instead of his car...Nov 11, forgot the office keys at home only 4 me to reach the office to be told the lady incharge of openin the office in the mornin had to report to the head office, I had no other option but to go back home and collect my keys...and it rained heavily dat day....Nov 12 went to the head office cos Hr said she wanted to see me, only to be given my letter of termination...Nov15 had to talk to someone 2 unburden my hrt, so I called up a friend and told him wat happened, now I believe the sayin dat u only know ur true friends wen u are in trouble..the foolish guy stopped talkin to me, calls he made evry day to me stopped automatically, tinkin I wld start beggin him 4 money or disturb him wit my CV, it kinda pained me cos I saw him as someone I could look up to, thank God I never slept wit d him, although I knew he had the intentions of doing it, till 2day he hasn't called to say hi or to check how am pullin thru....Nov 22 finally did my handin over of company's properties in my possession...Nov23 another friend who I trusted so much betrayed me by sayin I had to sleep wit him b4 he processes a very important document I needed then, told him to go to hell....Nov 25, parents had a talk wit me concernin a suitor they are forcing me to marry who reported me dat I was been rude to him...mum reminded me of my 30thbirthday next mth, told me I didn't have a choice now and how I was gettin old and all dat, finally told me to go and apologise to him and I said I won't cos the said suitor reported me to his mother, sister and aunt, who called my parents..wat pained me so much in the matter is the way the suitor handled the whole tin...if as a man u can't handle a simple misunderstandin wit ur supposed wife..den wen the big issue comes..GEJ would hear abt it na...out of anger my father said he doesn't want to see my present boyfriend dat I shldnt bother bringin him home tinkin he is the person behind my refusal for this loud mouthed suitor...Nov26, told bf (he is 35yrs) wats on ground, to my surprise bf said if I can't wait 4 him to finish buildin his house, I shld just marry my parents choice, tellin me our priorities aren't the same...Nov28, an old friend came visitin and kinda made his intention known, wen he left my mum insulted the life outta him callin him old (actually he is 42), unserious bachelor at his age, there was notin she didn't say abt d guy, she said over her dead body will I marry that old man wen her choice d 36yr old is willin to marry me, that I shld never bring him to the hse again...Nov29..had to go to the pharmacy cos of the headache dat refused to go, and slight pain in my left chest, checked my blood pressure and it was 138, nurse was startled...Me I have decided to let go of everytin and evrybody that brought me badluck in the month of Nov...now I know I don't have friends but pretenders and betrayers...now am single and free...my mum still nags me evry day and I try 2 avoid her...
ReplyDeleteSorry for this long epistle...had to pour this off my chest to let go of the pain and hurt NOVEMBER 2013 brought me...but am still grateful to God 4 makin me to see the last month of this year
God wil turn ur story to glory & comfort u
DeleteSorry about this dear, what a month, Just take it easy, If you can spend some time away from home this Dec and reflect. Pray and Praise, Your Miracle is Coming. Love
DeleteAwww this just made me tear up inside really bad. Woow the Lord is your strength and he wouldn't forsake you. This story of yours shall turn to Glory. God is with you and this December shall end the year with a miraculous bang for you. I thought November was a mess but seeing this..November was good to me. Hang in there and never give up. Just keep praying because God got you.
Deletehey memphis u have a bday mate here. 8may
ReplyDeleteLost my hero, mentor, one and only true love, sweetest dad ever agu 10 buried aug 17 2012, two siblings got addmission after waiting for 4-5yrs, and still praying God give me my own man its well. Sdk thanks for dis post oya chop kiss.....gandy A
ReplyDeleteCan't forget february 26 my birthday, got disflowered feb 27...soon 2join is my wedding date.*smiles*
ReplyDeleteMOA
December 1st is my Birthday always wished dis year will b better than last year/ previous years, but it ends up being d same celebrating alone with my red wine...above all I Thank God for Good Health....
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday.
DeleteHappiest is aug 11 my birthday. I see I av lots of birthday mates here. July 31 saddest, wen my lost my dad.
ReplyDeleteI will neva forget May 6th, 1998.. A day before my 12th birthday (May 7th) . I was in boarding skool (Federal Govt College xxxxx ) I was storing water in d bathroom n cos it was scarcity period everyone ws protecting their buckets of water , I decided to write a notice on d door that whoeva steals my water so so and so will happen to them ( in my childish mind lol ) well some of my friends and frenemies saw it and started shoutin on me for tryn to curse cos of water well I understood their point n felt ashamed of wat I did. Well u can imagine hw bad I felt that I went to bed n d next day ( My birthday ) No one remembered to wish me anything , I was even still ashamed and sad to mention my day to anyone. I still remember d incident atimes n I feel sad cos dat happens 2b a terrible way to spend a day that shld b celebrated.
ReplyDeleteTraumatic experience!
DeleteSee a therapist.
Hmmm, Sept 30th. The day the love of my life and I started talking to each other, after some months of forming. It's been almost 10 years and am still glad we got talking dat day cos I love him to bits.
ReplyDeleteMine is the day i had my darling olivia and the first time she said that sweet word mama.
ReplyDeleteWho. Shares a birth day date with me 16 january
ReplyDelete29th May 2015 when I will be decared the first female President of Nigeria.
ReplyDeleteWake up from ur slumber/baba luku plumber *in rasky's voice*
DeleteIrene u go wait tire!
DeleteAwwwwww@wharhepe so sorry. Mine is 29th december I betrayed my real love to marry whom am not in love wth*sad* but w3 bk tho. I had to leave d marriage, was deceiving myself
ReplyDeletePlease tell me more. I am afraid of making the wrong decision as well. Why did you choose someone u didn't love and how did you get out of the marriage? ? Thanks dear.
DeleteFeb 14 d day I made up with my lost love
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm my most horrible date hs to be sept15. I met dis man like a year b4 dis date,we used to talk,chat nd he used to come visit me in sch...me and my friends rily enjoyed his company,he would take us to d market,fill d gas and den we head back to my room to cook him and of course we ate too. Ok,d man wanted to sleep with me /date me(which ever) but I just wanted to be a normal friend,ask him for money wen I'm broke nd stuff(stupid me yea?ikr) too cut d long story short,I sha went to visit d man one day(first time) I was shocked wen I saw dat he was stayin in a room,self contian(a room,kitchen,toilet nd bathroom)so I was stuck dere couldn't go back to campus(he stays in ib and I sch in ui) so I had no choice dn to sleep dere.I cooked,we ate watched movies,read blog comments laughed etc so it was time for me to use d bathroom cos stew poured on my top,I had to washup,so I told him to pls excuse me and he did den he came back wen I was done.oh yea,I forgot to mention he gave me 5k d last time he visited me @sch. We both sha slept on d same bed sha,den later he said he wasn't comfortable on d bed dat he wanted to sleep on d floor and I was like 'ok o' . I dint know wen I slept off nd d next thing I felt was something moving in my jeans,alas! It was his fingers...I won't lie I was expecting something like dat but I dint know he was going to be super violent abt it. I carefully removed his hand nd stood up and I told him to please leave me alone and let's sleep in peace(lol) at dis point,his dick was madly hard I could see it frm his pj,he was sweating profusely and he was like lie lie dat if he dint fuck me dat night den he's a bastard(and I forgot to mention dat I'm really sexy,figure 8 front and back! Tho I'm small sha.lol) I was sha begging d man o at d top of my voice,den he was like 'u want to shout abi? Den he locked d door nd hid d key,switched off d light,disconnected some wires' opend d fridge took a can of guiness,pulled a stool nd sat.den he brought out aknife nd said I should strip,I was weeping! He should have just raped me now instead of d torture,shey? I said no nd kept on begging den he stood up and held my neck,slapped me severally,tore d shirt I was wearing(his shirt) and went back to sit.he said 'strip' den I began to srip,remived d remaining pieces of d shirt,my bra and left my jeans,he said I shld remove d jeans,I obeyed. Den he was like 'hmmmm so dis is what you av been covering,dis is y u said I should excuse u wen u wanted to use d bathroom' nd I went down on my knees nd started begging,naked! He stood up,pushed me to d bed and started sucking my breast nd was removing his pj wit d oda hand,I was rily struggling,begging nd crying,he slapped me severally,cut me on my hand with d knife and continued. Ps:I'm a very stubborn girl. He found it hard to take off his pj completely and den just decides to bring out his super hard,mighty penis. I managed to bite him on his arm,stood up and ran to d bathroom. Don't know what happenedd sha ,he opend d door nd I managed to escape,I ran to d gateman's house naked! Bleeding. He shouted @me nd locked his door,he said he was praying dat he just got back frm church nd dat I spoilt his prayer wit d blood stains,I begged him to give me a wrapper which he rluctantly gave me,d man came out of his room cursing me,looking for me,he went to get petrol,brought out mu hand bag,emptied my wallet and burnt d bag!at dis point d neighbours were out,one of den hlpd me clean up and allowed me stay wit her over night. Den dey put me in a cab ind morning an I went back too sch. It was a BAD experience. Some men r just callous,if gal no wan do u go free am na,and some girls r stupid too e.g ME! I have learnt my lessons tho. Btw, Don't judge me!
ReplyDeleteYour story got me laughing. Chai, you have really suffered.
DeleteEeeeeeeya I can imagine. Something similar happened to me too but in my case,he succeded #sadsomething
DeleteNkiruka Shebi I told you dis ur ojukokoro ll put u in trouble one day!
DeleteNtoi
Stupid stupid stupid! U went to pass d night @ his place after collecting money from him on many occassions n u don't expect him to sleep with u?u r a joker....confess,he fucked u.maybe he didn't rape u,he only 'by-forced' u.lol
DeleteJanuary 1st 2008 had my first sex,march 31st 2013 broke with my ex,,nov 7 2013 got a huge amount of money as gift
ReplyDeleteMay4th my birthday...still looking 4 a birthday mate.....my mum, april 14(shares same date with titanic)
ReplyDeleteMine are April14 1999,lost my dad,Aug17 2005,lost my grandma,n d most painful part was Sept17 2010.i lost my mummy!!Iya seun i miss u efriday..Cant stop crying.rip mama
ReplyDelete6th may 2006...I lost 3 pastors, 10th June 2010....I lost a close fwnd hu was also d best sound engineer ah knw, 20th Dec 2010....I lost my big daddy nd mummy*dat was d height*, 27th Dec 2010...I lost my anty Oge. Dates I'll never 4get
ReplyDeleteApril 19 2005 wen I lost my dad! And September 12 2005 wen I lost my Big Brother! It felt lyk d world wud end! 2005 a very badt year for me mehn!
ReplyDeleteI lost my dad.........25 sept. I loved him so much.... He took from my mum when i was 7months old cos work separated them and am always sick when am with mum he died when i was 21years old. How i wish you can stay abit longer and see how I promise to pay you back but it is well.
ReplyDeletei love you mam mi o* that was what i called him while growing up *
Any April 14 in the house? Lets be friends 👄
ReplyDeleteNov 30th 2011, lost my beloved Dad.
ReplyDeleteNov 30th 2011, lost my beloved Dad.
ReplyDeleteMine was 2nd june 2000,lost my younger brother,missed him so much,may he cont to rest in peace
ReplyDeleteNov 12th 2011, the day I got raped by a trusted friend, den fast forward Jan 27th, I had a abortion, my most painful experience ever. I still can't get the memories out of my head and I pray God forgives me
ReplyDeletemy own dec 31th 2013 when i lost my elder sis, she was very dare 2 mi. Her sickness started dec 25th i take care of her till 31th nd left 2 lag, b4 i get 2 benin she just gave up. Tears in my eyes. Luv her so much. Sis rest in peace till we meet 2 path no more.
ReplyDeleteLost my dad on 7th oct 2012 nd he was buried on 16th nov same yr
ReplyDeleteLost my dad july 24 1995,had my cute boy april 4 2010..broke up with my fiance july 15 2011.
ReplyDeleteMine was 12 12 12 last year wen I lost my v for some dat I was setup wit gush it hurt,25August my birthday,5 of March my bf birthday d first day I kissed
ReplyDeleteWow, ur bf is my birthday mate, 5th of March and funny enough, my wife's birthday is August too, but 28th
DeleteGob will b wit U̶̲̥̅̊ A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ put a stop to all ur troubles. E Hugs darlin.
ReplyDeleteMine was 11th April, on my birthday my baby was born and on the 12th April, my baby died. 11th and 12th April are dates I can't forget as she was my 1st child
ReplyDeleteWow! I finally av a bday mate(April 11th too) and sorry 4 d loss. May God surprise u wt a promising child(amen)
DeleteFebruary 14 - Did it
ReplyDeleteNov 18 - Met the love of my life
Aug 25th - My birthday
Mine is 13th feb, 2013.. The day my world best dad departed from this God damn earth.. Still wish this remained only but a figment of my imagination... It's well shall... Pls am also searching for my birthday mate oooo... 26th sept...
ReplyDeleteAunt stella your son is so funny heheh I don't have worst date bcos I see Gods hand in everything,my favorite month of d year is april and may,I love ppl born in april dunno y.my birthday is may28th nd my bf bday 21th. That's automatically the happiest moment in my life
ReplyDeleteThe one day I will always remember: I watched my 28 year old brother take his last breath. He had been ill with cancer. Watching his eyes roll back, his silence, goose pimples all over his body r thing I will NEVER forget.
ReplyDeleteFast forward: funniest day was when my ex, (who dumped me for another who was pregnant for him) told me that he found out the baby wasn't his. Lol
7th dec 2010,lost d 1st man I ever loved...exactly 2years later,7th dec 2012..lost my virginity to the love of my life..7th dec,my best friends bday...7th december *sniffs*...*smiles*
ReplyDeleteShout out to all the February 28th babies in the house!!! We special, we know it!
ReplyDeleteMine is December 21,2012. I lost my dad. My whole life changed that day. I still havent gotten over it.
ReplyDeleteApril 28 2011, 4 days after my birthday,
ReplyDeleteMy ex beat me to stupor and I almost lost my right eyes.
Jan 31st 2013, the day I made my 1st million
I called my best friend and gave her the good news
She was so excited and took me out on a date.
My birthday 18th of September, my wedding 19th nd 20th of October 2012. My best dates so far but I am sure there are more I can't remember. ...
ReplyDeleteMy birthdate is 26th Oct
ReplyDeleteApril 13th- my birthday. Any mate in da house?
ReplyDeleteJune 1st-had my 1st break up. Twas Devastating :|
June 2rd- contemplated the unexpected.
That's all I remember.
Best day of my life was when my wife gave birth to my first son, it was a great feeling, Not sure of my worst day.
ReplyDeleteMy birthday,September 11 and the day I lost my number 1 Hero...Nov 22
ReplyDeleteMine is, thursday 8th july 1943 mums bday, thursday 8th july 1982 my bday, thursday july 8 1999 lost my dad
ReplyDeleteSDK kindly block or remove any comment to Oluyomi from 'Anonymous' . this getting out of hand
ReplyDeleteJuly 4 sis inlaw, july 5 sis inlaw, nephew july 8, july 8 sis inlaw, brother july 9, My humble self july 10, sister july 12 and finally my dad july 18 may his soul continue to rest in peace.
ReplyDeleteWow u r all July in ur fam, nice...mine is July 11th
Delete@anon 7:51pm......yes we are very special#teamfeb28th#winks
ReplyDeleteAny may5th here? Pls holla me. I wlould really luv to have a birthday mate. Sexybrowneyez407@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteAm may 5..so is adele and chris brown......
Deletelord have mercy...i dont have any Worst time @ all
ReplyDeleteBut good day,,,when I passed my qualifying exam
Then also...when I gave my life to christ
And also,,,d day a frnd slept over @ my place,,,and hmmm....loo n behold,,,we shaa kissed oo.....
A female tho
I pray for dose that have gone tru terrible experience,,,Lord will comfort you all...Amen
@Galore
If u are a woman, it means u are a lesbian. Cos u just said u kissed a female
DeleteJan 6th.2002..the day I lost my mum.I can never forget that day n dec 1st 2011,my frnd n flatmate died in front of me.continue to rest in peace Efe.Today makes it 2yrs since u left ds world.Ur death rili affectd me n made me closer to God.Dec 22,2011 on my birthday is anoda day I won't forget in a hurry.I had a terrible accident.the devil tried to steal my soul bt God in his infinite mercies kept me..Lord I'm soo grateful to u.I love u Lord.
ReplyDelete@anon 4:27, i feel ur pain. Nov was kinda tough for me too. Bt my case was encounterin incidents dat almost eroded my confidence nd self worth, did stuff i wasnt proud of. Bt in all, i told God to help me turn dos dirts to stepin stones. Nd he is on it.
ReplyDeleteI am slowy findin my feet nd buildin my confidence again. You too will heal. Just hold ur head high lyk am doin nd refuse to stay down. U did a gud thin by lettin dem go wit Nov. Dnt worry, u will make it thru d storm witout dos fake frnds cos our redeemer liveth nd he alone has d last say. Dec will bring us good tidins far above our expectations. Wat dosnt kill u makes u stronger. We ll come out of it all stronger nd better. A big bear hug for u dearie. It is well wit u
The Lord will give you peace & a clear vision. He will surely surprise you this month.
ReplyDeleteMy most horrible month/date will be aug 24th this yr.Lost my brother to d cold hands of death.I was so pained bcos his girlfriend just got pregnant after we've been begging & fighting him to get a married.He was ill before we got to nigeria (my kids & I) & he was d one dat picked us from d airport, only to die 3 wks later.In fact when we were coming back to europe my kids started crying bcos my uncle took us to d airport & dey were so used to my brother. Still can't believe it but i'm happy for d baby coming & very sorry for his girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteI still remember d day I heard dat my best friend is dead....jumoke adekoya...rip babe!!! Den my lovely daughter passed away too....rip chelsea emeka johnson nnwaneri.....I miss u die,cos u would hav bn 9years old by next year may 21...
ReplyDeleteI still remember d day I heard dat my best friend is dead....jumoke adekoya...rip babe!!! Den my lovely daughter passed away too....rip chelsea emeka johnson nnwaneri.....I miss u die,cos u would hav bn 9years old by next year may 21.......
ReplyDeleteHey Julianah, I am your bday mate and you can add me up on fbk sha. My best date is my birthday, i no dey use my bday play...
ReplyDelete#teamApril20
June 12th, my bday! Any bday mates?
ReplyDeleteWorst days, 23rd feb was sacked from my job, 13th april d same yr, had a still birth, my very first child. Fastforward a year later, 2nd June God blessed me with another baby. 2yrs later another baby landed. I just say thank u Lors for ur numerous blessings
2008, i got pregnant by just making out with my then bf who happened to be my ist luv..i was still a virgin..and no. I didnt hav sex but got pregnant somehow..had an abortion cos i was just 18.. i didnt involve him in d process cos i felt hurt nd betrayed..i refused to see him even tho he kept calling. I got disvirgined by the abortion..yea sad but true.. 5 years on, iv not been able to love..i cant feel wat i felt for him for anoda person..im still traumatized by wlmy experience. Ive had relationships after that and iv always lied that i was in love cos i tot i wud fall in love wit time, but sadly i havnt fallen in love after my ist time.i try to use sex to fall but i dont even enjoy sex,never have. Iv tried to forget my ist luv but i just cant. He calls me a few times a year to try to see me but iv always turned him down. His phone number that i deleted 5years ago is still in my memory. I think i need therapy. I am ready to move on mentally cos i cant even be with him but my emotions keep betrayin me. I found mysef dialling his number last week and we spoke at lenght. He kept telling me he was still in love with me. I love him bit i just need to move on! I need to feel butterflies in my tummy again, but for anoda person. A married male frnd of mine said a girl only feels d butterflies in d tummy just once that i shd just settle for a guy who loves me. I recently broke up wit my very loving boyfrnd on flimsy grounds just cos i cant love him back..i lied to him for a year that i loved him nd acted the part but i just cant do it anymore! I need to love again cos i know im missing out on a lot of feelings esp as iv felt it b4..it is the most wonderful feeling!! Now iv decided that im gna see my ist love and have sex with him. I think thats wats gna help me. Ive told him thats wat i want from him and he has agreed. We shd meet up this week or next. Wish me all the best in freeing my heart from this 5-year bondage! I need to live!!!
ReplyDeleteMiss Heartless...
D day I lost my dad n my beloved step mum was my worst dates ever
ReplyDeleteMine....may 18th my birthday,wia r d stubborn bulls in d house. 30th sept made love 2 my bestfriend d ist tyme 4 him though not 4 me.pls don't judge me .ist nov my bestfriend came 2 ask my dad 4 my hand in marriage.oops very happy. Didn't knw our relationship will get dia.Sad dates may 29th my lovely mum died *sobs*,RIP my mothermnth of may again,nearly lost my sister 2 puperal sepsis(4rm c/s) but almighty jesus is on the throne....
ReplyDeleteD day chelsea emeka johnson nwanneri died,ni almost died too bn ma first child.....I miss u die baby....u supose b 9years old by may21......kai....crying!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNov 1st 2011 I was raped my 2 unknown guys and I was on my period so sad tho Buh I give tanx to God for evrtin
ReplyDeleteSecondly I share d same month nd day wit younger sis...sept 15
Worst day...sometime in November 1994. robbers came to my house. pointed a gun at my mum, I jumped in front of her and asked them to kill me instead. I kept shouting "shoot me! shoot me" the robber cocked the gun...I thought that was my last day on earth, somehow, God intervened. After they left, my mum held me and criedddddd.......(wipe tears)
ReplyDeleteHappy dates....too plenty...... the dates I had my kids, the day I got my first visa(s)...wedding date, my birthday, husband's birthday....the day I grad from school with good grades......dem plenty abeggg....
Feb 3rd 2002 was d day I lost my brother and best friend Alloy and he was Buried on Feb 14th 2002... he meant the world to me, he was my twinee... I loved and still love him so much..he would have being 30yrs on Oct 27th this year..... May you continue to rest in the bosom of the lord my luv
ReplyDeleteAny April 13 in the house?
ReplyDeleteI just poured my heart out here and stella refused to post it..
ReplyDeleteMuss Heartless
Commenter no 4, you make career prostitutes blush! You are advocating outdoor copulation in a country were rape is rampant and mainly unpunished? Really? You think say you dey abroad abi? For your own sake no go enter where area dey o, bcos the thing you go experience n d amount of men u go service, hmmmmm! And dat your super hard bobo will be the first to comot n abandon u, undoubtedly! Please learn to respect yourself, a man should not be fingering you in public,haba!! Hian!! And commenter 102, thank God you know you are unintelligent!! HE delivered you and I hope you have learnt,though I'm unsure!! I mean it seems the reason you did not want to sleep with the bobo willingly was bcos na room him get,not flat or house?? Especially as you said you were expecting it,just that he was super violent??? Ha!! What else will a desperado b na?? I hope I misread. Please value your life above,money,phone credit and gas! We women sef! SMDH!!!
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