Joy Bewaji Versus Ruonah Agbroko-Meyer War On Facebook...OMG!

Writer and publicist Joy bewaji who a while back claimed Makossi stole her book,remember?well today being christmas day,she decided to pick a fight on facebook  cussing out Ruonah Meyer codely and Ruonah being a wafferian called her out...lol

Enjoy the fight and say who won round one 

Joy's coded cussing goes thus

''LOL!

Some UGLY chick with the face of a gorilla, born by an ogre is somewhere talking about people in shorts.

You need to take a good look in your mirror, madam. You have NO idea how that weave looks on your head. You might want to hide your face under the shriveled scrotum of your husband or delete yourself from here.

You think you have words? You think you can spit thunder?

Bloody grotesque terracotta, made from the dirtiest slimiest clay with hands that wipe faeces.

Remind me again, how did you become an enemy?
Ah yes! You can't help poking your nose into business that pays you nada. (Aproko, see? Very similar!)

God-mother of stupidity.

Stop hatin' from outside the Club, you can't even get in!''

Ruonah Agbroko-Meyer then calls her out in this epistle of life!

''A maths question:

What do you get if 11 friends of 700 Facebook friends wear shorts and you make a cheeky remark about one of them who is a UK size 30?

Answer: A paranoid woman. A paranoid woman called JOY ISI BEWAJI.

Joy Bewaji if you had an atom of the guts you claim to have you would have left my reply to your needless vitriol. You would have kept true to your word and not deleted me, if you aren't a COWARD. I am calling you out on here because you have crossed the line to insult my husband, my parents and even GOD, who created me! If anyone knows Joy tell her she has managed to pass her boundary and should not repeat that mistake. Ever.

Where is all this madness from someone I HAVE NEVER MET coming from??! I am quite gobsmacked that you would descend so low over a status update that isn't even about you but I guess you will have to find a way to amuse yourself and keep your hangers-on entertained. Nevertheless, please do not do that at my expense. And if I hear one more word from you about those I love, you will have a first-hand feel of what happens when I can be bothered with cretins. 

For the record this is what I said:

"Joy, so three mutual friends told me you and I are supposed to be in a spat. Because I was working a gig offline I didn’t see their messages. To say I was surprised is an understatement as I haven’t even spoken to you in AEONS. Anyhoo, I strolled to your wall to check what the heck they were on about because everyone now knows that is where the person of the day ends up whenever you start with the obscenity-filled paranoia. 

I see you refer to shorts. And quoted copious amounts of what I said on my wall over 12 hours ago. Seriously??!!

First of all. Haba As in....HABATICALLY.

1. Of 700 people on my Facebook 10 were in pictures where people wore shorts yesterday. I have only just discovered you are number 11. And yes, I was talking to you…if you happen to be a Caucasian who is a UK size 30. 

2. To say I was born by an ogre is the HEIGHT of carelessness. May I ask who your parents are? To say I was created by hands that wipe faeces is SACRILIGEOUS….when you consider the fact that I was not even referring to you, then we have a problem. I suggest you seek help because standard practice is not one of those you surround yourself with will tell you…but you are off the rails, to put it mildly. You need help with your mental health. Please seek that help as going by Facebook status updates you can surely afford it. 

3. If you read that post without the log on your shoulder obstructing your view then you would see I referred to a drive by... it was actually a friend of a friend.

4. So, I am not sure how you made the leap to not only thinking it was you I was referring to...you also assumed that I wanted into a club of some sort. How na??? How I wan attend from here? Do I look like I do aimless parakpo for a living?

5. The leap is also a huge one because you went on about husbands and shrivelled scrotums and even people who gave birth to me. Joy it would be a riot if you weren’t really serious about any of this stuff…which is where it gets pathetic. Because for you to spit all this vitriol and even talk about beating people up THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS THAT you do need to be very sure, babes…Facebook is too big for everything to be about you and who you want to beat.

6. And for someone who is always about advancing the cause of humans, especially females it is sad that you resort to using looks, and lack of husbands when you want to bark at females you perceive as your enemy…or in this case since I have a husband, you invent problems and say there must be an issue in my marriage. Seriously are things that bad? Well, since you asked...my husband is doing very very well....the marriage is alive and stronger...I’ll leave the dildo business to you, as (to put it tastefully) I have NO NEED for it in the foreseeable future. Yes, we are beyond Toni Kan’s NIGHTS OF A CREAKING BED…beds and all what else creak all day and night at Chez Meyer. 

And as for beating me even if I caught a flight to your living room you and I know it wouldn't happen...haba. Na so you razz reach? Chei. Chei Chei. If you ever even tried to raise a finger on me before it would ever land on a hair on my body you, your co-tenants and even the RATS in your Festac house would all be in Alagbon...I mean PRISON, not police station o. 

7. Please try to stick to the issues. It isn't always about you. It isn't always about dragging in husbands and places lived. Even you should be able to see that.

8. As for the words ugly and weave...I shall leave you to your definition of all that...not my thing. I am not one to use my looks to advance an argument, or use husbands and lack of husbands and their age and their innocent scrotums to make a point…that is beneath me, and I am happy to say I have a wider vocabulary to select from so there will be no need for that.

9. One thing I will say though is first be sure before you go off at a tangent. Because anyone listening to you would think you know me and my life 100%. I’ve never met you so how can you know what my life is like? We have mutual friends…ask them the type of person I am and you will see that you picked the wrong person. It is pitiful that you would try and give me relationship tips, career advice or life advice…you really cannot be serious about that can you? Oh my goodness you are really serious? Wow. 

10. Be careful with your words, Ms Bewaji. The good thing at least is now I know exactly what type of “creature” you are. I can see that rather than publish the interview you begged me for months ago in proper media, you have used it as fodder to fill in your Facebook wall. Hahahahaha. Joy! Na so you be? Grow up. 

You can’t keep on clowning around over imaginary Facebook enemies babes. And if you want to come at me, please do so…leave my husband, my parents who gave birth to me and God who created me out of it because you are now putting the Y in LUNACY. Please choose your battles wisely o. I don’t do walls and Facebook gragra…but I will get down and take things a notch higher if need be. Take WhizKid's advice and Ask your mummy about me. 

11. Merry Christmas. I wish you all you wish me. ''

12. And No. I won't delete you. I’ll leave that to you after you read this. The next thing is to delete me and then carry on your charade and puffery on your wall.