Scientists at the University of Oxford have uncovered evidence that women with big butts are not only the most intelligent, but also the most resistant to chronic illnesses.
The study examined the fat accumulated in different parts of a woman’s body, and found that women with phat buttocks were less likely to get diabetes, since they are more likely to produce hormones to metabolize sugar.
What’s more, women with big booties tended to have lower levels of cholesterol and fewer heart problems, according to the study.
This simply means that my co- women with a big butt, wide hips and a narrow waist can live longer, and even be more intelligent, since the Omega 3 fats stored in our butts support brain development.
Do you agree with this research?...If you disagree,God is watching you
*If you have phat yansh and hips.biko start rejoicing,this is one of the times you should feel good about having extra luggage behind ya...lol
*If you have phat yansh and hips.biko start rejoicing,this is one of the times you should feel good about having extra luggage behind ya...lol
I knew it, I knew there was a reason I liked big booty. Time to go hunting #whosdere
ReplyDeleteYipppppppppppp I ve got a huge bum. Size 8 up n size 16 down. This Research is so true cos am very smart. Make oh na no jealous me na God gimme. Lol
DeleteAunty stella, its either this jeans is not doing your bum justice or your bum is not big at al!
DeleteMy yansh big pass this nah!
Haaa!
Size 8 up and 16 down, I think that's abnormal.
DeleteNo mind her make she no go reduce her size 16 down to balance her up. Babe dat is gross and not healthy @all
DeleteMake I follow Stella laugh too ooo kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikiki
DeleteMy hips is 44 and my waist is 27
That's refreshing 2 know cos we don't store fat around our heart,stomach that can trigger some diseases like cardiovascular dxs,diabetes n others.
Sis creamysugar. Nor vex o! I been sheck out ur pishure and I nor tink say ur bakassi follow o. Nothing do u sha, u still b correct babe way set. Peace!!!!
DeleteYou joking right? Because to me she's not set at all. I give her 4 out of 10.
DeleteOne love pealie dearie! I guess you must be one of the "smart & healthy" ladies that the research was referring to?
DeleteYou people with big bum bum should go and loose weight biko.too much of everything is bad*JealousMuch......Stella,yours nwere nti
ReplyDeleteYayyyyy!I have ohhhh
ReplyDeleteThis is the best type of consolation.
ReplyDeleteMake dem thanks but no thanks. Dem no 4 hear say 2 much of everything is bad. Biko me get big but small waist and hips oh, but am seriouly gyming 2 reduce some of the load.
ReplyDeleteIt's not for fat women oooo...its for women that have curves at the right places. Sorry to have short-lived ur joy
ReplyDeleteThat's very true bcos the wider your stomach area the higher your risk for diabetes
ReplyDeleteI don't believe dis jor. Dis is Rubbish. I av a medium yansh and am still smarter, healthier and more intelligent dan my friends wit big yansh plus am also gud in bed. So what???? To hell wit d scientist.
ReplyDeleteTony go enjoy tire! hahahahahaha
DeleteHoney don't mind them. They are trying so hard to console themselves.
DeleteAm slim, I av small breast,small yansh, I don't fall sick , am very intelligent,am very very good in bed, xo watz dis fat tin all abt??? Abeg make all dis oyibo people go n rest dey av discovered enof.
DeleteOmo see painment oh...love my ass jireh
DeleteIts a lie jor! Kim Kardashian with her big behind is as dumb as ...
ReplyDeleteI ve moderate to die for behind and I'm smart #okbye
She's a very gud business woman.. Who is amassin wealth for herself..its aint a lie dude...kim aint dumb @ all... She knwz wat she wants n goes 4 it
DeleteYou took the words out of my mouth. Michelle Obama is smarter than Kim K.......kai, that woman I'd just dumb....God forgive me sha.
DeleteHow is michelle obama smarter than kim plsss? Wat has she done for herself other than being obama's wife. Kim changed d world of reality shows and still runs a successful biz.... there r so many beautiful endowed babes out thr, ve u ever wondered y her case is different. simply brains.
DeleteLol!! Anonymous8:56. Dnt be fooled by E and kim being a business woman shit. She gets paid 2 pose and na Kourtney be d brains nt kim.
DeleteBut Kim k's buttocks na fake naa
DeleteShe's making millions with her clothing line,perfum,cosmetics and even her body and u are there calling her dumb,pls who is dumb in this case? Abeg go sitdown somewhere
DeleteFirst of all Stella..show us ur butt's. Secondly that theory is invalid in Nigeria and maybe some African countries. They are only smarter at seducing and winning men their way and even this is not sustainable. Talk about generally intelligent women with defined and creative skills..it spans over all types of women regardless of the size of their butts.
ReplyDeleteAbeg its a lie jor. Which kind Adamu report be dat??? Mteeeeews!!!
ReplyDeleteYay. #Team big behind
ReplyDeleteSDK, is that your arse? Shior! I thought it was massive. This is regular size na
ReplyDeleteAll the fat ladies with big nyanshes, don't rejoice o. No be una dem dey follow talk.
Where wass the research paper published? This is heavy wash. Oxford researchers definitely have better things to spend time and money on.
ReplyDeleteOur scientists are seriously retrogressing. What does a body type have to do with someone's intelligence? The other day dem talk say homosexuals and atheists have a higher intelligence than straight and religious people. How they arrived at such unscientific conclusion I don't know. The sad thing is that we believe them (depending on the category you belong to) cos their theories will make us feel better about ourselves.
ReplyDeleteThank God o. At least I have reasons to rejoice for my fat yansh........lol. I've always been intelligent, this is just a confirmation.
ReplyDeleteNa true o. And they can wind and grind on top of a man ehn......, you can't beat a slim waist on a big butt and great hips, chai! lemme grab my vaseline.
ReplyDeleteNonsense Bonaria wannabe.
DeleteDon't bring vaseline here o
Who is Bonaria for God sakes? Does she have big butt and can grind?
DeleteStella, abeg comot that your small yansh from there biko.
ReplyDeleteHehehe. Tnk God I've it in abundance. *ikebe nor dey heavy d owner*
ReplyDeleteSori not yoruba women.m sure they are not included.d cleaner in my office has d biggest of them all n am sori I dnt see any of those qualities in her.n I knw alot of yoruba women without knowing wat it means to be smart.i am sori if u feel offended by my comment.u can cuss me out if u want but @least y'all knw I am saying the truth.
ReplyDeleteSo omotola isn't smart????fink deep b4 u talk ,dnt talk abt ur cleaners here....
DeleteAny Yoruba person that sees the need to reply your stupid, lame comment is dumber than you.
DeleteNot even Toluwalashe's boo would rise to this bait.
Wow I still got comments here after d whole begging.buh if u guys knw me welll ul knw I dnt reply anonymous.its like fighting wit spirit.go get some identity.
Delete**Singing** 10Q baba Gode!!! Stella, if U̶̲̥̅̊ see my backyard ehn, U̶̲̥̅̊ wil kneel n praise God 4 me cos na hardwork God do 4 my butt! My hubby cals me " my personal federal govt! Heheheheheeheh
ReplyDeleteu rily crackd me up dia! Inshrt ur hubby sabi jawe! Lwkmd!
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ReplyDeleteTo waka go b problem 4 them 4 old age,anyway rejoice cos u have a stick 2 support U. #FiNEWiNe
ReplyDeleteAnd Kim K?
ReplyDeleteWho mentioned Kim n dumb dere! U must v been asleep do u know aw much shez worth? Ur 50generations 2 com no fit c dat mony! Instead make u dey beg God 4 increase in butt u dey talk through ur Anus!
ReplyDeleteChoi! Does kim feed or pay your bills? Continue drinking panadol for someone who doesn't know you.
DeletePerfect xcuse 4sum low self xteem shediots 2start takin drugs 2 enlarge dere butts. Mtcheeew.
ReplyDeleteJosylicious,u jus a fool fr wht u jes sed..tribalist oshi..so cuz a cleaner in ur office isn't smart,means all yoruba women r like dt?so,it is women frm ur fucked up village that r smart right?
ReplyDelete*dancing skelewu nd thanking my mama 4 giving me bumbum inheritance*...nd 4 those of u saying yoruba women are not smart jst shows u really are nt smart nd dumbness is written all over u...who says been smart is about education....its about ur ability 2 handle situations, how u think nd what comes outta ur mouth..aint got nofin 2 do with education
ReplyDeleteSDK stand straight lets see urs, anyone standing d way u are doing will sure have a booty
ReplyDeleteMy waist is 30 nd my hips jst entered 48 was sad bout it b4 o but now, I go do yanga die...ass and brains...what more can a girl ask 4 *winks*
ReplyDeleteAnother abnormal measurement. Diff BTW you waist and hip shouldn't be more than 12.
DeleteU really are stupid...am I d one dt gave u a stupid face, an olympus has fallen boobs nd an ironed ass.....
DeleteTashere n sope
ReplyDeleteMy waist is 37 and my hips used to be 60 but now I have been going to the gym cos my boyfriend:s constant complain and he is so much in love with me cos am intelligent and smart at least he said so
ReplyDeleteYou better intensify efforts at the gym. You are massive! My waist is 27 and my hips 40 and I'm 5 feet 9. I see myself as big not to talk of you. Please work on yourself.
Delete@anon 11:51, HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!! That's what you are. Period.
DeleteLwkmd @anon3:42
Deletesize 8 up, size 16 down abeg dat 1 is abnormal...plscheck urself
ReplyDeleteI doubt jare,
ReplyDeleteCos my big bum Friends are always lazy,clueless and confused,they use it as selling point' cos they ain't smart enuf for anything!
I have an average bum dou,and am way smarter
Plz they are not talking abt women with big bum bum and stomach bum bum too. I think they r talking about women with big bum bum, flat tommy n curves! End of story.
ReplyDeletei tend to agree with this research cos mine is big. http://Earn4Family.com/?share=7604
ReplyDeleteWaist-28, hips-42. My figure makes men confused and I enjoy d attention a lot...but d sad truth is dat cellulite started building a home in both my thigh and butt d moment I turned 30...Now I'm not finding it funny...it's barely 3months since I turned 30 n my whole body has changed. I no longer wear short skirts again which was my best outfit...I'm limited to only long clothing...I'm gradually loosing my self esteem. It's not worth it.
ReplyDeleteIts time to start taking care of ur body.....old age is knocking ! Cut down on fatty food, over processed oils n sugar. eat healthy oil like olive,sunflower, flaxseed, soya . take omega 369 and get active with exercise.
DeleteToolz ll also rejoice about this. They shld cntinue to decieve theirselves. Most of them can not even walk fast with their AZUKA. 2morrow now d NKIRUKAS will start their own.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha...ur waist is 37..mbok go reduce jare
ReplyDeleteU NO GO KILL ME OO SEE A I BUST LAFF...
ReplyDeleteAm so luvn my shape waist 30, hips 43. Am sexy and I knw it
ReplyDeleteSo slim people in other words are not intelligent and are prone to all of that mentioned???
ReplyDeleteIss-ai!
@ anonymous hatin on Yoruba women. u r jst a retarded piece of junk (in Jim Ike's voice). u need 2 screw back d losing nuts fallin 4rm that ur porous medulla oblongata which has been eaten by canker worms. onyo shi.... no future ambition of d century
ReplyDeleteSo UKWU and CARO smart now???
ReplyDeleteSo UKWU and CARO smart now???
ReplyDeleteSDK, I love my big ass when I married but now, I called my wife's own -big bundle of rubbish to get at her and she denied me food whenever I poke her like that.
ReplyDeleteThey should also let them know they r prone to arthritis when its too big cos the weight drops on d knees n legs as they age!
ReplyDeletePlease abeg biko with all the big yansh wey full naija , how come we are still among the third world countries while the oyibos with their flat slippers yansh don go far?! #Google
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