I woke up this morning and my kids had used my phone to record me snoring whilst i slept and they said ''Mama please use it as your phone ringtone''..LMAO!
So i got punk'd sleeping...Meanwhile i always argue that i don't snore oh.
Do you snore when you sleep?do the people around you complain?
Do you feel embarrassed when you wake up especially if you share a room in school with someone and wake up to complaints that they couldn't sleep because you slept too loud?
Some peoples snoring is in the reverse mode,loud and unbelievable,some are between gears 1-8 and promises to get better and louder..hahahahha.
Mine is still in gear 1 from what i listened to..soft and teddy bear-like.hahahahaha.
Do you snore?ever been embarrassed?Ever had a headache from listening to your spouse/lover/friend/relative snore the living daylight out of your peace?
Gist us abeg.
I have not snored in years
ReplyDeleteMyhusband snores like an industrial Mikano generator and construction truck put together.I remember when we were growing we had a neighbour in the next compound whose bedroom window was close to the guest room window.We used to joke that when the man snores the sound reaches to high heavens.We had an aunt visit sometime.This aunt was fearful of everything.She would use holy water on cockroach instead of insecticide.On this particular night there was no light so she decided to open the windows.In the middle of the night we heard her screaming blood of Jesus and rushed to her room.She narrated that while she slept a man came to her room and was snoring in her ears.It took a while to calm her down and explain it was coming from the next compound.
DeleteLmao.. Una no go kill person oooo.
DeleteOluwaferanmi! You are a comedian I tell you! Actually burst out laughing at your comment. Nice one! :-)
DeleteI love this
DeleteOluwaferanmi u've killed me! This ur post made me laugh like mad... Still laughing @the mikano gen and construction truck
DeleteLol..
DeleteJeez babes u don kill me wit laff! And I bin d tink say na my hubby alone get Dat kind title
DeleteOmg laughing and shedding tears...soo funny..
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Chai Stella You are crazy walahi. see me grinning here oh lol
ReplyDeleteChei! Lol! My byofriend can snore for Nigeria. If I caution him, he says I'm exaggerating. So I record him whenever he snore. I also take photo shots of how he opens his mouth and keep. We laugh over it anyways. He doesn't snore always. Except his posture is not okay. Wish I could play one of his snoring files for you all to hear. Lol
DeleteExactly, most people snore bcos of the way they placed their head during sleep or have common cold or have sleep apnea or tiredness. Their lifestyle could also be the reason e.g a heavy drinker, obesity..
DeleteMy guy dey snore and d thing dey pain me.. i done tell am make hit gym or I go port.
ReplyDeleteMy sister's husband and his mother aare champions when it comes to snoring....one time I visited them and since the woman can gist for Africa (she introduced me to This blog and she's over 60 o) I was n her room gisting with her when I slept off....i was jejely enjoying my sleep when the sound of generators woke me up. I use vex wake up my next plan was to go outside and off the stupid gen when I noticed the nooise was coming from her...I vex go my niece my room, the original room I was supposed to sleep in...that was when I heard it. my brother in law too was dishing out his own version of Terry G's free madness...the whole house was just sounding like there's a studio in one of the rooms wiith Tonto Dike singing...i had to down like 10shots of vodka before ii could finally sleep by 5am....no be person tell me to cut my holiday short go back to my papa house.
DeleteGuy u re a comedian! LMFAO @Terry G's free madness nd Tonto Dike singing.
DeleteI had a neighbour who snores lyk a moving train, i always moved my left leg 2 its rythm...up down!...up down! I was always sleeping in d class cos i dnt sleep @nyt. Tnk God we moved out of dat house.
#purehell#
Haney
Chai! My belle oooooo
DeleteI swear u made me laugh and tears was pouring from my eyes
DeleteI hate it,wish I can find a solution!
ReplyDeleteMy hubby snores,and it stops me from having a gud sleep at night I end up being very frustrated most times.
imagine waking up to feed the baby and after managing to lull her to sleep,Oga go come dey snore heavily when u are trying to drift to sleep.very annoying.
Be patient my dear.I experience such from.my hubby every night even it's like he has infected me with it. But mine is like lullaby
DeleteOne cannot know if he snores or not, though no one has complained about me snoring so I'm not sure I do. I don't mind people who snore though, 'cos I find it rather hilarious. Some kids snore unbelievably too.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, i didnt even know i sometimes snore until my hubby told me. Its still in gear 1 too though. I hope it doesnt get worse.
ReplyDeleteExactly, u won't know if u snore. But there are times u hear ur own snores tho, perhaps when u aren't so deep in sleep. I don't even really care about snoring as such. But this reminds me of one dude I dated way back. My God, if na snoring alone e for better....dude used to leave his mouth open, then drool all over the pillow. Ewwwww. So much that at every visit I always had to change the beddings after the first night. It was damn funky and stinkyyyyyy. Ewww. In fact at some point I changed the pillows too. Cos the whole thing would bloody stink from his saliva. Gosh the thots of it makes me wanna puke. But the amazing thing is that he was a clean dude o, save for that bit which I couldn't handle. How I go dey run from my pillow again. Hian
Deleteo my! i love the part of ur kids recording it,nothing beats family and having kids who know how to ve fun with their parents. I only snore when i ve a cold and i'm congested.
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ReplyDeleteI never snored in Naija. I used to record my husband's snoring because he was a snore denier too, and nag about the disturbance bacause I'm a light sleeper.
Imagine my shock at getting my own snoring audio! I denied and denied but it was true. These days, I even hear myself snore when the sleep is still light. I blame the cold weather here.
In as much as I don't see anything wrong in snoring, I still find it annoying when I sleep and some dude uses his loud snoring to disturb me.
ReplyDeleteHahahaahahaahahah my belle oooo Stella of life na d matter we jst dey talk about here, Myfrnd no let me sleep last night with her snore intact I dey beg her now make she first dey let me sleep deep b4 she dream to sleep. I hate it like MAdt das d reason I ended my 2nd relationship dat one own na motor- soil sand join with igedu own ....... Na run I dey ooooo
ReplyDeleteIgedu! Lwkmd. Bini tinz. Wa koyo o.
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DeleteLmao. Stella u r so sweet. I hope not to marry someone that snores. Cos il be deprived of sleep like forever. Except we av different rms
ReplyDeleteMy husband is an expert in that, I've decided to turn it to lullaby sef, no time.
ReplyDeleteSharaap there....evrybody snores,especially when tired or have cold.
ReplyDeleteIts nt tru..its nt everbody that snores..no mate the typ of cold I hv.evn if I hv Ï„̅☺ breathe tru ♍γ̲̣̣̥ mouth I dnt do it..so dnt say everybody snores.ok
DeleteHmmmm!!!! Snoring get grade. I HATE that shit as I am a light sleeper. I get voice notes and videos of plenty snorers. If you snore no sleep for my house. I must take you do fried rice.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously if you're a heavy snorer pls see a doctor. Could be something serious for example sleep apnea.
I dunno o
ReplyDeleteMy siblings have not complained b4.
My husband's snoring drives me crazy lol! When he starts I keep waking him up, he gets tired of being woken up and then moves to the other room lol!
ReplyDeleteI actually sleep with my youngest child because my husband's snoring can wake the dead..... If I dare sleep with him, I spend the entire night nudging, kicking and screaming at him to stop. There's just no point.
ReplyDeleteHow would u know tfrutti?
ReplyDeleteThe day my snoring was recorded by my children, I was shocked and upset because I also did not know I snore! I wonder what I can do about it? #verysoretopic...
ReplyDeleteI be the baba of snoring, especially when I'm tired or I've had too much to drink. Nowadays, I curb it by avoiding alcohol. It's embarrassing to say the least.
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You never thought of you as someone who drinks
DeleteHahahaha don't b deceived by that top she's wearing! ...EEE!!!
DeleteThose who know me know I'm a social drinker... We all have our weaknesses, don't we? Anon 6:04, wetin do the top? That pix is 2005, few months after my dad's passage.
Delete@dont be deceived by that top she's Wearing". Oh shit....lol... that just had me in stitches..lmao
DeleteOloti, why beg for sympathy by chipping in your dad's passage?
DeleteSympathy? From an anonymous? You make me laugh..
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Sympathy? From an anonymous? You make me laugh..
DeleteTo the poster who wants to be an expert in sex, try and visit The Cave on Joel Ogunnaiki road, GRA Ikeja. It's a nude club and from what I saw tonight, it won't take you a week to perfect your skills in bed. Always have it at the back of your mind that every man wants a wife at home, but a prostitute in bed. If you can't visit the place, watching porn will do just fine. All the best.
Good day aunty Stella, hope u gud? My own pass snore ooo. I dey open mouth whenever i'm sleeping. Infact d embarrassment don get agbada and sokoto cos I can't sleep for a minute without opening my mouth wit saliva drooling out. Can someone advice me on hw to stop it pls? Pls help a sist...
ReplyDeleteUse cloth peg peg ur lips
DeleteBuhahahahaha, anon u are a clown!
DeleteSame wt me,always bragged I don't snore till my bf recorded it and played it 2 me in morning....I almost died of embarrassment,tired tho *rollingmyeyes*
ReplyDeleteOh! Pls stella we were supposed to be hearing about remedies na...not tori..abeg how do you stop??
ReplyDeleteOversabi Ikeji, No. We were supposed to nack tori and not profer remedies.
DeleteNo be everything get cure. If your life is too stressfree and you need some drama, you can like to go for surgery to cure snoring.
Omg yes and its bad infact I always joking tell/warn whoever I'm dating I snore really really bad so that I don't wake up the next morning feeling embarrassed...please what's the solution ?? P.S I've no ailment
ReplyDeleteNose clip. Good pillows&sleeping position
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I do, esp when i'm very tired. Also remem during those early night when i gave birth to my baby,it was something else. My kept recordin them cos i was always arguining then we laughed about. No embarrassment.
ReplyDeleteI do, esp when i'm very tired. Also remem during those early night when i gave birth to my baby,it was something else. My kept recordin them cos i was always arguining then we laughed about. No embarrassment.
ReplyDeleteI have one very annoying cousin who comes to crash @ my place once in a while.he snores like a moving train.atimes I feel like stuffing dirty socks in his mouth....his body odour even makes it worse
ReplyDeleteI hate snoring. Cnt deal abeg
ReplyDeleteI snore sometimes when am very tired or don't position am head on the pillow properly.....my hubby snores like a jet plane and it drives me nuts....sometimes I sleep in another room cos the snoring gets more irritating when a Cold War is going on...lol....sometimes I stay in bed till after we make love then I carry myself to the other room so I can get some decent sleep......marriage no be curse oh......
ReplyDeletei dont snore bt sometimes i breath loudly especially when i have cold
ReplyDeleteLmao @ breath loudly.
DeleteMy husband can snore 4 africa, chai I hate dat thing. He snores when he came home drunk I used 2 wake him up every time to reajust bt anytime he's drunk like dat d sex gonna be great. I dey feel honey as I dey type abuse me if u like ori elepe lepe nlo meaning back 2 sender
ReplyDeleteTanx for d info
DeleteHaahahah.when I was pregnant I snored like hell.I could even hear my own snore.was told it was because I added weight due to my pregnancy.was really embarassing.my hubby used to laugh at me.
ReplyDeleteNo I dnt!!I dnt thnk av eva done dat.buh I knw mst p'ple snore cuz dey dnt always place their head well on pillows.yeahhhhhh its my bday again
ReplyDeleteI once asked a doctor if theres anyvdrug he can gv me to stop snoring and he said to me "trust me if there was, ild be the first to get it cos urs cant be as bad as mine
ReplyDeleteI dont know if this comment deserves a post but I will really appreciate it if you can do that Æ’ÏŒ̲̣̣̣̥r̲̅ me.My dear fellow blog visitors.My tohtoh is saying a big thanks to all of you.Æ‘ÏŒ̲̣̣̣̥r̲̅ the first time in its life its experiencing bliss.
ReplyDeleteI have been married Æ’ÏŒ̲̣̣̣̥r̲̅ 6yrs now and i have never shaved completely.I noticed after sometime my husband stopped touching me down there.At first i thought it was because we are usually in a haste but then it became a habit.After investigation I noticed it had an awful smell that even lingers in my pant.I am not a dirty person just that I dont shave my 'tohtoh' completely but u can never catch me with hair on my armpit.
I had done series of test but found no infection.I would bathe and an hour later the ordour will return.Its even worse when I return after a long day at work.
After the post on 'tohtoh ordour' I took the advice of some blog readers.I shaved completely.Got rid of every trace of hair.I started using a pantyliner that people say has some health benefits.Lo and behold as I type the odour is gone.Apparently it was coming from sweat trapped in the hair.I felt totally free down there and I have been sampling it to my husband.
And last night Æ’ÏŒ̲̣̣̣̥r̲̅ the first time in my life I experienced orgasm(I got married as avirgin).I went to bed smiling and I said to myself I owe it all to SDK's'blog and the readers.Amidst our cyber fight,cussing and bullying I got a new lease of life.It was affecting my self esteem and sex life.
Also please I need your help fellow readers.I need real life suggestions on how to spice my bedroom skills and blow my mans mind away.(Pls all those runs girls what do u do to make men come running back Æ’ÏŒ̲̣̣̣̥r̲̅ more and wives too please help a sister out)Thanks in advance and God bless u Æ’ÏŒ̲̣̣̣̥r̲̅ not insulting me.Much love to u guys.Pardon my epistle.No space Æ’ÏŒ̲̣̣̣̥r̲̅ shout but Eze nwanyi i miss u.
Watch adult movies......alone. no shame. Otherwise where u wan see the skills?
DeleteGet adult movies nd watch alone if u're ashamed to watch wit ur man. Trust me u wil improve asap but u made a wrong statement dear, wat do u mean runs girls? Dat was insultive.
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DeleteWhat is d name of d panty liner?
DeleteAs a professional abuja runs girl, with wealth to boast of, its not the sex that hooks the man. Anyway excercise ur leg muscles so you can last longer during doggy style. Then always do kegel, im doing it now. Lastly, they love blow job! Always suck on large bananas to develop your mouth muscled so it doesnt pain u during blow jobs. It takes time but try it.
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DeleteYou are welcome iyawo x
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DeletePerfect your blow job skills. It always catches men. Don't just suck lightly. The trick is to use your mouth(minus teeth o) to sunction the dick as if you are trying to suck something out.
Lol. Anony 5.22 must be cynthia okoduwa. Runs girl of life. Frm ph to abj.
DeleteI have things to show for my runs, and I'm not cyntia. What a rabid name. Will soon attain assistant madam status. Stay there and be dulling
DeleteMy hubby snores like a moving train. The longer he sleeps the louder it gets. I have even used his phone to record him before because he keeps arguing that he doesn't snore. That night I got up to wee and was kept awake for almost 1hr because of his snoring. In order not to go crazy I recorded him and started playing it over and over again, that put me back to sleep.
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No biggie. My boo snores. Gear 2 octave if you please! Helps me know when he's asleep or pretending to be.I know when to walk around the room and do my secret stuff... like commenting way past midnight.Besides am used to it.How do I sleep without that regular combination of AC and Snore buzz?Stella,snore on jare. As long as Mr k has selective deafness to it. Ok bye!
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Delete♏Æ” Dad(of blessed memory)use to snore and the noise keeps me awake all night. Sometimes i will wake him to tell him to stop snoring.
ReplyDeleteGod bless you for this post,the thing is everyone in my house has been telling me that I snore badly but I don't believe them,I have tried to record myself but I end up forgetting and falling asleep.I guess its cos I added weight or something.To me its no crime as long as no one complains....
ReplyDeleteI dont snore and i dislike those who do
ReplyDeleteI snore when i sleep faced up,,wen i have cold or too tired......but once i change my sleeping position and i sleep with my side or faced down,,,i dont snore at all.......
ReplyDeleteI hear myself wen breathing.....any suggestions to curb that??? and please am also waiting for answers to Oluwaferanmi's question on how to improve bedroom skills,,,i want to learn to???
can someone tell me what orgasm is???........am sorry if i sound stupid but i dont know and i want to learn.....BTW,,,,iv been married for 4 years now but got married as a virgin(still so naive about many things),,,pls help a friend...thanks.
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DeleteI dey snore well oh! Chai. I'm looking 4 a solution. I sure say my own don reach level 16. Someone told me to tk one drug they call contact buh it didn't help. I swear I pity my Boo sometimes
ReplyDeleteI snore too, even worst when I'm pregnant. I feel sorry for my hubby when he wakes me up at night to adjust my sleeping position. Mine is due to enlarged tonsils.
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ReplyDeletei feel u sister
ReplyDeleteI have a dashing hubby,handsome,tall and very very very generous(works in an oil firm). D guy na saint!serious o!buh kai,d guy can snore for Africa! Keeps me awake cos m a light sleeper. I always punch him,remove d pillow from his head, tell him to stop snoring. Poor guy!he wil just oblige n den goes right back to snoring after a while.
ReplyDeleteSounds like my hubby hahaha i do the same to him lol he doesnt do nothing he is my gentle teddy bear(he is not fat just muscley) i love him to pieces
DeleteGod know I cannot live with a man dt snore...even @ home, I sleep with earphone nd I keep it @ its loudest cos I cnt stand dt of my parent...I hate any sound with d mouth, even eating nd sounds coming out....so even If its against maa religion 2 sleep 2geda in a mans house b4 marriage, my dear dis wld be an exception o, cos I will sleep in his house 2 find out If he does
ReplyDeleteOluwaferanmi@35. Congratulations. Try a blowjob on your husband. It will blow his mind. Put his d into ur mouth and go up and down on it with your lips whilst rubbing the part between the scrotal sack and buttocks. Thank me later. But this could be a health risk for you if your husband has other sexual partners. A man with more than one sex partner harbours the human pap virus silently in his dick without any effect but the unfortunate woman who gives him a blowjob gets infected with grave consequences.
ReplyDeleteMy boyfriend snores so loud, most times I believe maybe its the stress of the day that's y, trust me his own is gear 9 if not 10. I don't know about me but am sure I dont
ReplyDeleteWell, it is easy for us to say we do not snore just because we do not know what goes on when we are deeply asleep. I used to tell my former room mate that I do not snore when he informed me that I did once in a while but not habitual.
ReplyDeleteSnoring for some people is habitual and for others, it could be for two reasons: stress (due to tiredness) and improper sleeping position which leads to blocking the free flow of air from the inside to the outside.
You can count some obese people in my grouping of those who have habitual snoring.
My experience with a man who once came to sleep in my room was really remarkable. He informed me in one morning that he heard me snore after I went back to bed in the morning but not a heavy snore. I was amused by him informing me because the same man snores from the first minute of him going to bed to the last minute (when he wakes up).
We could help from snoring in different ways. One particular one is our sleeping positions. People should sleep in their sides, especially on their right sides instead of facing up where the pillow pushes the head up and block the flow of air in the neck. Sleeping on the stomach is not really nice. Reduce stress also by having a good shower before sleeping could be useful.
@Oluwa, u r so funny.U jst made me laugh like say I don kolo.Very descriptive one.Lol
ReplyDeleteMehn,,my neigbour snores like a no man's business,,we hardly sleep at nite..1 day a family friend(man) living at d next compound gave my sis a ride when leaving for work...and guess d question he asked my sis?
ReplyDeleteSorry,plz who among u snores in ur house?my sis was so embrassed she had 2 tell d man is our neigbour..d man was shocked that the reason y he asked d question is bcox he hears it in hiz house..WTH..
Everyone in my house is just tired..
Cant endure some1 who snores abeg..
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Wey that lady wey in hubby mouth the smell Africa?...this tym in fit snore pass Asia + America. Linda love you oooo. Not all bloggers can write such tin boldly.
ReplyDeleteNor be only linda.Na ladun! Nor go call ur husband your colleague name in the throes of passion o.
DeleteU miss road abi??? Ds is Stella dimoko korkus, not Linda. Oya run along
DeleteFor me i never knew i could fall victim of snoring until i got a job in Jos. It really bad den cos my gf complained serially. The miracle was dat it stopped after a while wen i had to face d situation by fire by force. From my experience, i realised dat snoring can b minimized drastically. I was naturally allergic to cold and my gf could eat fried food morning to night. Try to observe some of the following acts nd it ll help u;
ReplyDelete1. Wen the temperature happens to be cold, try sleeping warm nd remember dat d temperature climbs down at midnyt so prepare for it.
2. Avoid a lot of fried food. Try nd consume less oily food. It builds colesterol on ur heart region which could cause congestion. And with a cardiac congestion u naturally snore
3. Avoid sleeping facing up. Try to ensure ur head is properly relaxed on a pillow. And if u can, avoid the use of pillows
4. Try indulging in anaerobic exercises (respiratory). It helps decongest accumulated fat in the heart
5. Ensure ur mouth is entirely closed while sleeping. It enables the nostrils control the air that goes in and comes. That way the sound from the snoring will be very faint
6. Avoid eating late and avoid heavy meals at night. You system ll accumulate less fat dat way. Prefarably, eat only fruits at nyt
7. Naturally, heavy intake of alchohol makes you snore and cigarrette weakens the tissues arroud heart.
Goodluck peeps
Tanx, very educative
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ReplyDeleteD̶̲̥̅̊ best solution †̥☹ snoring I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ †̥☹ sleep face down. Shikena Ω̴̩̩̩̥ thank ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ lera
ReplyDeleteD 1st day dt I fucked OBJ I couldn't sleep 4 hrs after a mad sex... Dat man's snores lyk a moving train...Divaaaaa
ReplyDeleteIn short, this gist sweet me dieeeeeee. SNORE!!! Ohon ohon!!! Lolzzz....my hubby can to snore to heaven, na so e go open hin mouth yakata. I almost wanted to end d relationship during our courtship days buh his other qualities prevailed. It was so annoying that then I would leave d room for him. With time, I got to understand that he's an hard-working person, hence he gets so tired at night. Now, all I do is, wake him up lightly and tell him 'My Love, change ur position' . The snoring stops when he does, he understands and never complains, leaving d room is not an option cos he's loves cuddling.
ReplyDeleteMine happened sometimes last year though, I get migraine every now and then so my doctor prescribed Cypron. About that time, my younger bro's wife put to bed so I went visiting, I tuk d drugs while there. I slept there only to wake up d next morning and my brother was like, 'Aunty, u snore, don't even argue, I av it recorded cos I know u argue a lot', immediately I shouted 'don't play it' all my other siblings started laughing. With chagrin, I just said its bcos am on medication. Since then, I don't argue abt snoring. If u snore beside me, I go understand. Such is life, no perfect human being. Lolzzzz
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ReplyDeleteHahhahahaha...SDK, u too much. my hubby can snore for Africa with mouth wide open. He can sleep in two mintues. Snoring starts almost immediately. The thing has passed gear 12 sef. we go to bed(his room) for sex, play and discussion, omo once he sleeps na my bed i go fly go. Cos i need to have a good night sleep after a long work day (8am-6pm). I hope he doesnt wake up my kids when they come, bcos he will put them back to sleep. BODY NO BE FIREWOOD NAA
ReplyDeleteFor those that snores and open mouth while sleeping, may God of Ireti Ajanaku deliver you all.
ReplyDeleteI don laugh sotey tears dey commot for my eyes. Oh boy, SDK, your blog na the best oh!
ReplyDeleteMy mischievous friend recorded mine once, dunno how that happened but the sound was horrible. I don't snore often but I think I do on some special nights! ...EEE!!!
ReplyDeleteMy hubby snores like a catterpillar, and he's so unrepentant after much hitting and lecturing on sleeping position. Infact i no longer sleeps at nite.
ReplyDeleteMy guy mama know how jo snor, kai no 1 sleep if she in the room. She use to tell us that her papa use to beat her wel wel wen she was a kid hoping dat she will stop but no way. Hehehe
ReplyDeleteI dey my mama room as I dey read comments(lwkm)she asked wat happened and I explained to her,she started laughing then replied if u like tell them say ur mama sef dey snore.mum snores like hell....cnt stand it ooooo(but I love ha d way she is)lol
ReplyDeleteMehn Stella's blog is where to be, it will keep ur temperature normal. Madam Stella u too much Oloun!
ReplyDelete@ Teiffy am here oo .commented as anonymous.hehehehe*Shaking nyash
ReplyDeleteBut you never answer me na..
DeleteGive blow job and swallow sperm ke? Babe small small for dis your ashawo work oh.....sperm wey dey smell, God forbid....even my hubby wey I love die I no fit swallow sef.....
ReplyDeleteHaha,been laughing reading comments,for me I think I snore whenever am too tired and worn out or better still when I have a lot on my mind..like out of 10,only one person complained and d person even said upon u r slim,yet u were snoring last night loool..am like so snoring only meant for fat or pot bellied ppl abi?lol
ReplyDeleteSo I try get enough rest b4 I retire to sleep at night
I tell u*kisses stella*
ReplyDeleteHahahahaaaaa.....reeling with laughter from comments! My guy follow join the snoring club! Na chairman sef. Lol
ReplyDeleteI've Learnt A lot..h.mmmmmmmmmm
ReplyDeleteMy elder sister and her daughters! Obob put 2geda dey will win multiple awards for snoring... D bad tin is immediately dey close their eyes to sleep dey start snoring. My former boss falls asleep somtyms in his office and d sound shakes d whole building!!! He does not even care wen we start laughing, he just close his door and goes back to his snoring business, I'm preety sure I don't snore sha
ReplyDeleteSnoring is really a bad experience for me, it ruined my life. You should take measures to prevent snoring problems .
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