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Friday, September 13, 2013

This Is Not A Tattoo.....'Na Expo'








This looks like a ladys laps and she doesnt have tattoo on.......she had a whole handout copied on to her laps before an exam!.........lol
Okay call it emergency exam tattoo.lol

Who has done this before?some use their hands..........
Nah wah oh.













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  1. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 13:09

    I did ,Greenie

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    1. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 14:39

      yes ooo....but mine was just little........

      Infact i dey carry handout enter exam hall

      Dem no born anybody well...make dem catch me now

      I put som in my shoes.....My Pants.......My Bra

      Hehehehehehe

      9ja my country.....

      @spy

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    2. Unknown13 September 2013 at 16:42

      I never cheated....never did in high school and in the uni.

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    3. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 16:55

      Dats how they caught me with expo, evry1 in d exam hall was shouting swallow it, chew it thinking d expo na small paper, Only for me 2 bring out ababio. How I wan swallow ababio??

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    4. Mrstsquare13 September 2013 at 17:55

      Lmao@ababio...

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    5. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 18:28

      I couldn't stop laughing.

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    6. Renée Anastasia Davidenko13 September 2013 at 19:34

      oh my God! You's a blaaddy cheat!

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    7. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 19:41

      Lol. I am sure people in this London bus will think this woman has lost it. So funny

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    8. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 20:48

      Omg I laffed so hard,just peed on myself lwkmd

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    9. Unknown13 September 2013 at 22:41

      Laff Don make me wake my baby ooh.... guy u too funny...!

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    10. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 23:08

      Lmao@ababio
      U for swallow na

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    11. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 23:42

      U nid to c mi laughn out loud

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    12. Anonymous14 September 2013 at 03:58

      Yeepa!

      Ababio?
      Thick Chemistry textbook?

      You bad gan o.

      Lol @ Chewing & Swallowing that

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    13. Anonymous14 September 2013 at 04:06

      Yeepa!

      Ababio?
      Thick Chemistry textbook?

      You bad gan o.

      Lol @ Chewing & Swallowing that

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    14. Anonymous14 September 2013 at 07:47

      @anonymous 4.55, u are so funny. Been laffing my head off. @ababio, dats na serious chewing and swallowing.lmao

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    15. Anonymous14 September 2013 at 09:44

      Bus is Bus.

      Which one is London Bus?

      Feferity!

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    16. Unknown14 September 2013 at 13:00

      Rotfl!lwkmd!omg!hahahahahahaha... Signed:#QUEENTY#

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    17. Unbeatable14 September 2013 at 16:46

      Ababio, nawa o! U get mind, lmao

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  2. BLOGLORD (MVBM)13 September 2013 at 13:22

    kai!!!! if everything wey she copy for there, none come out for exam question, na one chance she enter be that!

    ok like seriously, she must have put in a lot of effort to get those textbooks downloaded on her laps.

    if only same effort was channeled into "actual reading"

    #using energy for the wrong things.

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    1. Anonymous14 September 2013 at 03:59

      She already saw Expo and copied out only what she needed for an "E"

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    2. Anonymous14 September 2013 at 09:03

      Anon 3.59
      Knew you were mean but this...smh

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  3. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 13:23

    Sdk ur funny..I did dat bt dis one too much

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  4. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 13:29

    All she'll need now is a 1x100000000000000 magnifying glass and an elastic neck to read dem writings wifout looking suspicious.....
    *Rme*
    Billie jean

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    1. Me13 September 2013 at 14:05

      @ Billie trust me she dnt need all dat 2 see what she wrote. Only her and her alone can see, read and understand what she wrote. Rotfl!!! I deaf love my Country!!

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    2. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 14:40

      hahahahaha

      Billie Jean....Mumu of Life

      I see you

      @spy

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  5. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 13:42

    Solid Eegun. She try well well o. Me I neva carried eegun during my dayz in sch cos me no get liver but I giraffed n I asked questions in d exam if d invigilators were nt looking at my syd.

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    1. keslar13 September 2013 at 17:50

      Hahahhahahaha.... SDk yii sha.
      Me & dis anonymous dey d same syd. I no get that liver 2 carry eegun lyk dis oooo buh when it comes to asking questions & trying 2 get answers to the questions I don't know during exam, I go jst dey ask 4 front, back & centre... If u sit beside me during exam, we go turn friends during d exam... Lolz

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  6. Topdawg13 September 2013 at 13:42

    Yet after her graduation, she will complain of no job as if she has something to offer to the already corrupt system. I wonder if she was made a teacher in her youth service, what would she do?

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    1. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 22:32

      ThANks A..
      Hope you are happy now?

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    2. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 23:07

      Abeg rest joor! Na ur kind nie do pass...

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    3. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 23:25

      Abeg rest joor! Na ur kind nie do pass...

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  7. Unknown13 September 2013 at 13:55

    Hahahahah stella,this remind me of way back chai

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  8. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 14:11

    This can't work if she is studying Engr! I think she is involved in one of those courses where you need to give 'Words for Words'. Nevertheless, cheating of any sort is a big crime and shld be treated as such.

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  9. Totty13 September 2013 at 14:13

    Nonsense!! D time and energy she used in writing these on her laps is enough to download the handout into her head via reading..Never did this while in school bt I asked questions from my friends during exams

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  10. Xclusive13 September 2013 at 14:17

    Na dis kind of people dey fail exam pass.dey stil av d worst result in class..I neva did dis in skool nt bcuz I knw 2mch buh cuz no guts.I thot of d family m frm n no1 2 fyt 4 me if I gt involve wit skool mgt.I jejely sit down face my book n manage 2 grad wit 2:2

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    1. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 23:47

      Forget it,na ds kind of pple dey pass exam pass,esp if she knws ow to interpret exams que

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  11. Pipi Lee13 September 2013 at 14:23

    For real?
    Dis is 2 much na
    I doubt if she can see all dis nonsense she tatooed, even if she uses A magnifying glass sef

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  12. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 14:25

    Yels! My Secondary school we used Tissue Paper,and we pretended to use it as Hanky wen an invigilator is close.

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  13. zizi13 September 2013 at 15:19

    I was so scared of expo till I had extension,no1 advised me to do. I used my fone to browse...hehehehe

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  14. maya13 September 2013 at 15:32

    Hehehheheh...see chin chin oooo abi nah chips she go call am..anyway good luck.if 5 questions come out and 3 no dey dat laps nah do dem dey do he 4m der village #eegunla....lolzzz

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  15. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 16:13

    Back then in Ekpoma we call it 'chukuli'.

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    1. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 23:10

      In uniport we call it Omokiri

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    2. Anonymous14 September 2013 at 15:32

      Uniben too na Chukuli

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  16. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 16:14

    Back then in Ekpoma we call it 'chukuli'...looooool

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  17. Julit13 September 2013 at 16:30

    You have to be smart to do this. As in, u must have an idea of wetin dey this lap to find am. People saying I didnt do this but I asked my friends! Na d same rope tie una u hear.

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    1. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 23:48

      Abi oooo,cheatn na cgeatin,all ba exam malpratice biki

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  18. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 16:49

    So much time and energy writing all these. She could have had some dignity and read the handout with the same results. That writing is too much and too small to make any sense of when you are nervous and in exam hall. I wont be surprised if she failed. LOL.

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  19. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 16:56

    Corrupt nation, now dey complain of no job, what exactly do u have to offer. D time she used in doing dis, she can use it to read dis thing nd understand perfectly one word to describe dis #laziness

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  20. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 17:16

    One dude was caught. He chewed the Large "Chukuli" script in a bid to destroy the evidence! The invigilators had a hard time saving him from choking to death. Na real wa! Signed:wide eyed!

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  21. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 17:52

    lmao

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  22. Yemolala13 September 2013 at 18:07

    I saved mine on a nokia phone for my MBA and I mistakenly sent it to a customer. I started searching my fone then saw it in sent folder after the exams. Ko funny oooo. Lol

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  23. Fatimah13 September 2013 at 18:36

    @ #23,lmaoooo *in tears from so much laughter*, hahahahaha, you are a crook, fear no catch you to carry a whole Ababio?!!!

    I can only imagine the reaction of the entire class when you brought it out.


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  24. lucabracee13 September 2013 at 18:59

    no wonder our certificates are looked upon with derision and scorn the world over.its not by force to attend a higher institution,if your brain is not suited for it,go and learn a trade theres no shame in it

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    1. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 23:51

      I wldnt b surpise,if u r an EXPO expert #eye rollin# u too dey form

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    2. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 23:52

      Y r u not learning a trade then?

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  25. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 19:20

    How would she be able to read it? Is it not too small? and the fact that she'll be looking down will give her away easily.

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  26. Unknown13 September 2013 at 19:23

    Bastard!

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  27. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 19:25

    thank you o

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  28. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 20:42

    This is called LAP TOP! Leaders of 2moro!

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  29. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 21:02

    Lol
    Omo kirikiri aka micro chips
    Sdk nawa 4 u Oº°˚˚°º
    Back in d day
    Lmao

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  30. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 21:35

    OLODO! I hated things like this in school and I still do with a passion. People will sit down and jack while some lazy bums will be waiitng to either do copy and paste or *self help* especially we ladies. It's really annoying.
    Paulette

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  31. Oluwabobby13 September 2013 at 21:35

    I got my head working right.Exam are very strict hr at Yabatech bt all d same we students lov to help ourselves.My only cheat is to talk to smone or help smone bt no shit mheen.We ar trained to trust certain ppl in life bt depend on ourselves.

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  32. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 21:53

    Hahaha dis one na learner oooooo

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  33. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 22:01

    Nah I didn't fail
    And half of the class passed with this.
    ..

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  34. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 22:37

    Funny thing is I was actually an A student in school, never had a carry over from my first year to 3rd year, then I travelled abroad during. Long 5months strike, didn't have the strength to read cos I got back a month to exams. Omo, I put my Jack Baeur powers to work o, don't know where the idea came from but I decided to recorded questions and answers with my phone/earpiece! It worked wonders, I was already on a 2'1 so my finally year got me A's and B's with that technique. Don't regret it though!

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  35. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 22:41

    Buhahaha MY RUN (redeemers university) days na my bb I go type evry! Lol! I had liver den thoe! Gosh! I ws lucky I ws nrva caught! 1 gal dey caught wen dey printed it out 8 pages! Lmao!

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  36. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 22:49

    All ye Saints,do you know how much we have to pay to pass this course?
    10K,that's before the date of examination and 12k a week after.
    You have to go to the lectural's shop hear me"Shop oh"and register in a long note book,with your name and unit.
    If you don't, you fail!!
    Nobody knows where he gets his questions from!!when he comes to class he doesn't teach,he cracks jokes,curses every1 and when his time is up,you hear"make your note"from where na??
    I'm not justifying what I did but fuck YOU that did this!!!

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  37. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 22:51

    Nah I didn't fail
    And half of the class passed with this.
    ..

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  38. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 23:12

    Na so up AAU

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  39. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 23:13

    Na so Up AAU

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  40. Anonymous13 September 2013 at 23:15

    Na so up AAU

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  41. Unknown13 September 2013 at 23:36

    Like criously dis gal tried,do u knw d effort n pains she took to write all dat in her laps na crious Till day break(TDB) she do for her laps soo...but people get mind sha...I can jus imagine sitin all nyte to write such on ma two laps not jus one lap ooooh but two God save ur children... maybe at d end of d day no question for dos ansa on her laps...#sadface#

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  42. Anonymous14 September 2013 at 08:16

    CHUKULI!

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  43. @zinny14 September 2013 at 13:56

    I really appreciate dose dt hv d liver 2 carry expo,..I neva carried any stuff lyk dt, even 2 ask questns, I 2 dey fear. Infact if I see my neighbour wit expo na Me go fear pass d person wit d expo.

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