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Sunday, September 29, 2013

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my inbox almost fainted from laughlines received from una but not all were funny and some i had used before....send me pics that are funny and not cartoons...Nigerians turn everything into a joke,if you have show me oh.........stelakuko@hotmail.com
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  1. Unknown29 September 2013 at 08:19

    I don laugh sotee, i forget say I dey go church.

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    1. pink shell29 September 2013 at 09:53

      Tony, so u cn laff?
      Praeeeeee, masta jesos #InIgboticTong!

      B4 u wld b like, stella it wz so funny I forgot to laff. Gud to no u cn laff. Cheers

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    2. Unknown29 September 2013 at 11:13

      Haba tony!!! C as u dey cast urself with ur own hand. U dey flex internet for church???b repent o coz to church no be by force and if u must go go am well. Anything worth doing should be done well. Just my opinion though, have a blessed week

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    3. Vivian Love29 September 2013 at 14:53

      Ewwwww.. See Wedding! Abeg na by force to wear NYSC uniform? Hahahahahaha

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  2. Anonymous29 September 2013 at 08:45

    Nt so funny though, see me SDKing inside church nd na 6am mass i go ooo
    #Lordhavemercy#
    Haney

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    1. Unknown29 September 2013 at 11:16

      Sdk what have u done to us? Me I no go church but I just dey flex ur blog now I dey pity ppl wey dey church dey sdk. Choi!!! @ tony sorry joor since u r not the only one. Winks

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  3. Anonymous29 September 2013 at 08:55

    Loll. I find the cartoons funnier than the still pictures. Btw(just learnt that from blog visitors) I have come again pls what does *rme* mean? Thanks in advance.

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    1. Anonymous29 September 2013 at 10:34

      Rolling my eyes. Thank me now.

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    2. sexyboocalher29 September 2013 at 11:03

      Was 1c in ur shoes my dear!!! Rme(rolling my eyes). Kip ur 10ks

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    3. sexyboocalher29 September 2013 at 11:06

      2 d mother of dat baby crying, so na toy she buy so abi? LMAO

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    4. NUVI HONEY29 September 2013 at 11:06

      Rolling my eyes, u know what just google internet slangs, or urban dictionary,then u won't have to ask every time

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    5. Anonymous29 September 2013 at 11:24

      *rme*(rolling my eyes), thought we addressed this before.

      You no sabi google too?

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    6. Anonymous29 September 2013 at 11:28

      It means rolling my eyes

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    7. Unknown29 September 2013 at 13:28

      Rme - rolling my eyes
      Kmt - kissing my teeth
      Smh - shaking my head
      Yolo-you only live once
      Stfu- shut the fuck up
      Lmao- laughing my ass out
      Lmbo- laughing my butt off
      Lwkmd- laugh wan kill me die

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    8. Unknown29 September 2013 at 13:54

      I just found out hat *rme* means today. Thanks fellow blog visitors and thank you anon8:55 am for asking it out loud.
      If una like make una cuss us as I fit swear say no be everything una ITK sabi. :p

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  4. NUVI HONEY29 September 2013 at 09:31

    LMAOOO... That contaceptive own is so funny,na only Naija blind Man for dey ping,what about the Coporate "kpekere" seller.. To hell with white collar jobs -_-, I like that queue o, they cannot come and kill their self with stress, let their bata do the job.see as our sisi was looking at the iya using straw,she's like Seriously??
    Finally.. That bride and groom own is funny but not funny.. Grrom prolly had an accident some days to the wedding and he shamed the Devil by saying "this wedding must hold"hehehehe I don laff small.happy Sunday people.. Let me go and tap some joy in his presence.

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  5. Phrinkies29 September 2013 at 09:35

    Una no go kill person dis early morning. @contraceptive pills and feeling station and askirim LWKMD.

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    1. Anonymous29 September 2013 at 14:20

      Some of those almajiris seriously need contraceptives. Especially those from niger republic who enter naija with no visa to cause wahala

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  6. Pictionarist29 September 2013 at 09:48

    Aunty Stella...dnt say i don com again oo bt we av to start savin dis pix...abeg dey giv us d link

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  7. Anonymous29 September 2013 at 11:20

    Lol.

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  8. Debora chidume29 September 2013 at 11:37

    Stella my ribs de pain me biko laff don scatter me

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  9. BLOGLORD (MVBM)29 September 2013 at 11:53

    Asikirim ohhhhh! Come i wan buy. Hahahahahahahaaaaaaa...

    No be only feeling station, na emotional station.

    Lol. Crazy shits!

    Btw, RME means rolling my eyes.

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  10. Unknown29 September 2013 at 12:14

    See as I dey smile like ode for here!! Funny

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  11. ♥Ozone baby♥ Ozone Cakes, Onitsha/Owerri. 0814722458129 September 2013 at 12:36

    Lmao! I laff,sotey I forgot d thief wey Airtel thief me wey de vex me dis mornin. Lol. Biko, ASUU should try and call off d strike so dat Somadina will come back. I miss his comments.

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  12. Anonymous29 September 2013 at 12:46

    Hhahahahahahahahhahahahaha

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  13. WIDE EYED!29 September 2013 at 13:00

    Thick semen ke?

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  14. Anonymous29 September 2013 at 13:09

    The American n' Nigerian before n' after kiss cracked me up. Lolzzzz



    Eve.

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  15. Anonymous29 September 2013 at 13:46

    See as Stella don turn my. Frnd to celeb.."D'primeminister" hahahaha..he has to see dds

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    1. Anonymous29 September 2013 at 14:18

      Dprimeminsiter is a fool. I am a guy btw so don't start. Some ladies are just not lucky just as some men will never have luck with money. Don't laugh at the circumstances of anyone.

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    2. Anonymous29 September 2013 at 14:22

      Your friend dprimeminister is probably one of those naija men who have no respect for their mothers

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    3. Anonymous29 September 2013 at 14:22

      The blind man dey reas sdk blog

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  16. Anonymous29 September 2013 at 14:10

    That @dprimeminister jeering at single ladies on instagram. My brother what of the keziahs in 400level who didn't shag a husband? What of married women who are now infected with hiv by their husband? In nigeria today we think being single is being doomed. Well as a so called respectably married women I wish I were single at 36 than now battling hiv courtesy of husband dear. Long hissssssssss

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    1. Unknown30 September 2013 at 02:52

      The Lord is yur strength madam... such a sad tale... innocent wives contracting HIV...

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    2. Unknown30 September 2013 at 02:52

      The Lord is yur strength madam... such a sad tale... innocent wives contracting HIV...

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  17. Anonymous29 September 2013 at 14:13

    The redemmed camp colage is in such poor taste. I am a man with two sisters that have genotupe as. They are single and one is over 36. I know how pained they are when people sneer ignorantly saying oh dem dey wait for president son or dem dey choosy. You guys don't know the halff of it! Stop all this nonsense about single women. There are many problems plaguing the world such as douche bag men trying to hook up with women because of their money. Why aren't we jeering about that?

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  18. Anonymous29 September 2013 at 14:16

    I saw the redeemed camp joke. Hmmm just last night some gehs came to visit my sista and were saying they don't blame the lady that married iwuanyanwu becos if she mear 30 people go yab am tire. They said they are trying to get hooked by any means to avoid societys bashing of single women whether they love the guy or not. One said she must marry by 24 to anyone and after that enjoy herself with men. Na wa oooo

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  19. Stella Asemota29 September 2013 at 14:46

    Is that a blind man pinging?

    #miracles.

    Laughing in Efik!

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  20. Moroun Makeovers29 September 2013 at 16:01

    I watched that "thick semen" movie you shold have heard d way he made his arguement in d movie. Btw,he was speaking to his bosses wife. Aunty Sterra got my ribs cracking. Happy sunday all.

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  21. Anonymous29 September 2013 at 16:44

    Prime is now trending...keep d comments rolln in *flips hair,sip my my champagne * i'll be back

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  22. Anonymous29 September 2013 at 22:05

    D cartoons r so funny. Love u stella

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  23. Fatimah30 September 2013 at 09:11

    Lmao

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