This was part of the ''Thank you for coming to our wedding souvenir'' given out at a wedding recently!
See what Money does!.
Whoever these people are,Please contact me so that i can put up the entire wedding album,we want to see .
What was that saying again?...''Money talks and bullshit walks?''
Nah,I think it should be ''Money talks,Sharrap if you disagree!''
Are you kidding me??? They gave out money as souvenirs? That is so illiterate. Souvenir means 'to remember'. What has cash got to do with it. Nigerians!!! Una too do!!
ReplyDeleteLike you would reject if given to you! Abegiii...
Delete'To remember' d wedding na
DeleteI'll prefer cash oooOooo
mehn n y i wasnt i invited to dis wedding! Ery1 @ dat wedding wud av queued twice, esp dose dat myt av bought dia asoebi.
DeleteOde! like u said souvenir means "to remember". Nobody that attended that wedding will 4get it in a hurry(ewu buy sense abeg n try to reason. Like a human being).......mehn I wish I attended that wedding.
DeleteThat's 100k each. Aso ebi must be 500k
DeleteUpon all their money, no Class. See Razz labelling.
Na wa oh!
ReplyDeleteSee how they are making our useless because they embezzled it!
If u are used to attending the so called 'elites functions', you'll agree that the most expensive souvenirs are given to those who do not need them. And I guarantee that this is one of such.
DeleteHow much can possibly entice one who bought 200k aso ebi? And prolly drove to the venue in a Jag or bentley? With 1M$ diamond jewelry? Even if 100k was handed to each attendee, yea it will make news. But its bcos they've run out of impressive ideas for gifts. We've seen plasmas, microwaves, deep freezers, expensive fabrics, even DSTV dishes etc. What more can they give as souvenirs?? Na cash o. But those who seriously need the cash are not the ones who'll be given tho. They won't even make it to the party in the first place. But am not impressed at any rate.
Not true. If you want to show wealth, there are enough classy gifts to hand out.
DeleteWhat do billionaires need microwaves, Big Plasma TVs for?
How about diamonds, rolex wristwatches, gold plated phones, $1 Champagne etc? Expensive gifts never finish abeg. He who has money to burn on expensive gifts should contact Alex Amosun.
Anon 1:57. U clearly missed my point. I said that the items I mentioned have already made round as souvenirs, and that they give those items to those who do NOT need the use of them..hence. Bet they've also realized that fact. And no matter how rich they are, I don't think they'll start to give out 1M$ worth of diamonds as u are suggesting o. Yes maybe the expensive champagnes will be served .....Even Adenuga and Dangote never start to dey dash money for party. Okoya sef na Eleganza cooler and pen he go wrap for them..lolz. All a waste to me tho, it doesn't depict class or style in any way.
DeleteHmmmm! Na waooo
ReplyDeleteI think it's a prank photo
ReplyDelete.......THE NATOR.........
This pic is so fake u can see expect u are foolish, look very well.
ReplyDeleteExcept u mean
DeleteRitual tins
ReplyDeleteAt least it ll serve as transport money to some.
ReplyDeleteThat's so cool
ReplyDeleteomo! y i no dey that wedding o! Sterra u no do well o, you for inform me mai crash the wedding! I don collect mug and tray taya....
ReplyDeleteAbUmAkA1!
Lol @ I don collect mug and tray taya......me I don collect face towel and hankerchief taya....abi shey na food flask wey brides dey buy 4 d pple wey buy im ashebi.....seriously wen will they start givin out car keys and ticket 2 d bahamas like oprah na....lol
DeleteThat's so cool
ReplyDeletespot on
ReplyDeleteOnly in Nigeria! Wetin them wan prove??
ReplyDeleteThat they are backward and razz, can you imagine? All they know how to do ...
Deletewarrisdis!! naija!! this is embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteYes oooh, Stella my friend was at the wedding. It was a gift from the family to guest. It was a cool and not so elaborate wedding. Shehu shagari's people. On Saturday.
ReplyDeleteU ar a bloody liar! So u assumed that its the Same Shehu Shagari family? Shagari dat doesn't av up to 3 houses in his life? Always carry out a research b4 writing nonsense. If it ever happened, it is another Shagari, no Shehu Shagari.
DeleteU for first ask Dimple, which state the shagaris are from?
DeleteI also think is a manipulated pix. Also the anon that tried telling us the literal meaning of 'souvenir' its 'for coming' and can be said to be in appreciation
Real or fake this is in poor taste for a country where people are broken down by poverty daily. Americans make souvenirs a token gift to simply say thank you for honoring an invitation, some donate money to charity on behalf of their guests to make it even more meaning fool ONLY in Nigeria has souvenirs been turned into a crass, tasteless competition in which the wishes of the bride and groom are not even considered because dads, moms, mothers and fathers of the day (what the hell does that even mean), aunties and uncles are too busy showing off. It is RIDICULOUS!!! Things like this make me very embarassed to be Nigerians at times.
ReplyDeleteMeaning fool?? Embarassed to be Nigerians?? Gosh! Heck!! HEADACHE!!!
DeleteNa wa o. Madam joyeux, your Gbagaun can raise the dead. I'm embarrassed you are a Nigerian!
DeleteShe is right "anonymous goat" you guys are so razz? There are rich people everywhere who don't act like this, this is why you see more people willing to do anything for money. Y'all are reaping what you sow..
DeleteLol English no easy.
DeleteHaney
Ass holes...!
ReplyDeleteAss holes...!
ReplyDeletePained or frustrated?
DeleteWhy waste tym on a blog?? Oya run along! Show som love to a neighbourhood transformer sharp sharp!
DeleteHaney
Ass holes...!
ReplyDeleteIn your next life, pray for a change of story
DeleteSee ur name sef "Oshika", u nor know the meaning? Ask ur Yoruba neighbours
Deleteif I hear.
ReplyDeletehow many ppl the money go reach,abi na small wedding.
ReplyDeleteIts better to give out 2k each than those household item we never get to use! Pressing iron,kerosene stoves,Coolers and mugs plus killer knives everywhere in the home. Money all da way!
ReplyDeletePressing irons beta na.... What about dose wey don use mugs nd soup plates bombard person ause
DeleteSee Wide eyed o! What of matches, sunlight, ariel and indomie wey Yoruba people dey share as souvenirs? Even at that, na selective giving dem dey do sef.
DeleteMy dear. Once you are big, you are large jare. Give the cash and we buy befitting souvenirs of our choice.
Kerosene stove?
DeleteWhat kind of cheap ass Weddings do you attend?
Stella ... make u nor try me oo .. is it clear photoshop n poorly done too if u like nor post am .. Jet Lee say so
ReplyDeleteI feel that's even an insult to the guests and to the nigerian naira!as souvenir?the show off stupidity is too much.
ReplyDeleteThey should be arrested asap#tough in cheek#
#tongue in cheek#
DeleteThis is so not right. Why wld anyone do this? Tho if im given, i go collect oh, but its kinda degrading. Classless gesture.
ReplyDeleteAs ridiculous as it may look, I wouldn't mind getting a souvenir from this wedding. *clicks tongue*
ReplyDeleteMake Your Own Deodorant!!
lollzzz @ stella last line.
ReplyDeleteRUBISH!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's so cool, not!
ReplyDeleteChai! And people will be fighting to collect bucket and slippers in weddings. Who you know really matters.
ReplyDelete@DIMPLE PLS HOW MUCH WAS IT EXACTLY?
ReplyDeleteactually I reallized my mistake, if you read the rest of my post which were all quite concise and gramatically correct, you would have realized that I made a mistake. The "fool" came about because I was thinking the people who did this were "fools" and it transferred to my writing it just like sometimes you find yourself writing something you may be saying while speaking to someone. You aren't clever, dear so thanks for the observation but you weren't calling me out on anything I was aware of doing.
ReplyDeleteExactly!! Don't mind these idiots, its so annoying. U can't make a common typo here without these fools calling it a blunder. Anyone who read your submission will know it was a typo and no grammar error. Can't see pass their shallow state of mind I tell ya. What's gbagaun there? Duhhh!
DeleteReturn back to sender. You are NO prize, sweetie!
ReplyDeleteComment No. 42 is on point noni!!!
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