This doctor can cure all of Nigeria's problems,we need to send him to Aso rock,maybe he can help!lol
Sunday, August 25, 2013
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This doctor can cure all of Nigeria's problems,we need to send him to Aso rock,maybe he can help!lol
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Stella na!!! U too dey rush, today still be 24th na!
ReplyDeleteHehehehe, can't stop laughing.
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Why the display of the first pic?i don't get it
ReplyDeleteLOOOOL @casino speacialist and to make men's penis strong…men's penis weak before?
ReplyDeleteRita body odour got me laughing. Girls re guilty of saving names of guys they don't like on their phones I.e Bode (Elegushi beach), Tunde (talkative), Femi (Nandos), Tomi (stingy boy), Remi (gigolo) ati bebe lo. Sorry if u bear any of these names o not directing it to anyone just saying.
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Bwahahahahahaha! The first picture got me rolling.
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DeleteYayyyy!!!!!My Maximus has ported to SDK! Now my fav LLB fam don complete here! *hugs*
DeleteLest I forget if dr juma can solve all these problems and yet does not have a befitting office nd great method of advertisement then he's got something going on for him. Shiorrrrrrrrr
ReplyDeleteWifey xxxx
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ReplyDeleteLaff wan finish me 4 here o @rita body odour. SDK will not kill sumbody! Signed:#QUEENTY#
ReplyDeleteHe can solve all financial,physical,and spiritual problems yet he can't afford to pay for a sign board? Na real wa! Signed:wide eyed!
ReplyDeleteAs innn ehn. U no dey sleep? Bet u'll say me nko lool. Omo I tire for BO and MOuth O. What to do? And how do u tell someone close to u that they stink? Me am veryyyyy outspoken o, I no dey send. But in this area I haven't been bold enough to declare such. And pls don't say offer person wey hin mouth dey smell chewing gum o, cos e dey compound d prob. D thing go still ooze. Same with using strong deodorants to kill BO. Days ago I carried someone with BO in my car...3days after when I turn my AC on, I can still smell the funk. I tire o.
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ReplyDeleteStella,the phone number is out there now! Mischief makers will call Rita about her body odour!#tsk tsk# pls if you call that number,just say you re an admirer and send deodorant or perfume!Pls be kind guys! Signed:wide eyed
ReplyDeleteThis dr juma need to go for a reality check.
ReplyDelete#To make penis strong#
ReplyDeleteNajia nor go kill me. I nor go die.
Went tru ur blog today n i must confess,u r a very strong woman!Pls kip being strong,our prayers r with u,at d end of ds phase,testimonies shall fill ur household,lookn 4ward 2 Daniel's 1st bday pics,my love 2 him n Danakaren.....
DeleteYea right, be promoting yourself under anonymous! Hian!
DeleteHello Stella..
DeleteM sure u r fine today.Cried and Laughed with U while surfing your blog.One thing I know is U will reap the fruits of your labor over Daniel n Dana karen.U r a really strong woman. Kiss Daniel for me today n tell him he has a number 1fan. Love U.
@wide eyed: abi ohh! Naa people for him village dey follow am... Lol
ReplyDeleteLooL! Stella I know this is a stress burster column. But let me share this with u, tho its no joke, its real and it happened to me.
ReplyDeleteIn the mid 90s when I finished from Secondary Sch in Nigeria, as it was a norm in my family that once you finish high school, you'll travel to England or the U.S to continue with ur studies. So I was getting ready to travel to England for my A-levels. A few days to my departure, my mom, being a deep spiritual person that loves to pray a lot, said that we had to take a trip to see one pastor who would pray for me. So off we went.
The pastor lived in Lagos. Some very ghetto area that I can't even remember now. Anyway we got to the obscure place, and after a few hours of waiting, the man finally comes out to attend to us. He was smallish in stature, but very firm and fit. He must have had on a yellowish garment, instead of the white ones we all know. The man had this striking domineering tone of speaking. Very bold and blunt. He was one you'll pass as a confident man.
So my mom told him I would be living for the UK soon, and that he should pray me success in all. He looked at me for a long time, then he said that he would do more than just prayers. He said that he would carve an incision on my laps... So that any man that would see my laps will never leave me. At this point my mom and I exchanged a stern stare at each other. I mean, we only asked that u prayed for success in school n journey mercy. Which wan be incision again?
Being that I come from a polygamous home, I was compelled to accomplish whatever I set out to do, esp school wise. Just so that I do not shame my mother, and of cos to impress my dad. But what the 'pastor' was suggesting was def not along my line of 'to do list'. I was just about 18yrs of age then o. But my mom played along and said that we would do it.
But before we left that day, he took me into a room that was covered with red cloth, after I had a 'spiritual bath'. And right in the middle of that room was a standing mirror...diff colors of candles were lit to burn. He asked me to kneel and face the mirror. After chanting what should have been prayers, or speaking in unknown tongues, he had a long iron rod he fiddled with. Then he said that I should stare at myself in the mirror, and then call my own name 7x, then ask the mirror.. "who am I"?. I did all that. But I was confused.
He did a few other things that I do not remember now. But before we left, he gave my mom some raw eggs, and he told her that the day I set out to travel, that I should not look back once I go out of the house to the car. But that before I enter into the car, I should back flip and throw the eggs without looking back, and then proceed! Omo...doesn't this sound like ritual? Well me I did NOT do it o. And today, almost 20yrs after, am here to say that to the Glory of God, tho a turbulent life, I didn't fail. And I will NOT fail. It is God, not any pastor.
Back then my mom was an amateur in the Lord. But today, glory to God she's a firm warrior for Christ. Away from any spiritual shenanigans and deceit. Where is that 'pastor' today? Let's just say he's missing in action. People, pls do not concede with this so called spiritual rescuers, out of desperation. Sometimes you'll end up taking away from them, more problems than u arrived there with. Tho whatever they ask u to do may even work well, but it will NEVER tarry. ONLY God giveth all good things and addeth NO sorrows.
Dr juma for 2015 because I want all men's Pennis to be strong!
ReplyDeleteGod punish devil sharp sharp!
**rolling on d floor Wiτђ laughter**
ReplyDeleteHe can solve all these financial problems but manages to stay broke?....LMAO
ReplyDeleteDis poster is funny sha...he can cure everytin abi and for d rita body odour...I too save d names of guyz I dnt like wit funny names
ReplyDeleteNigerians problem there is badluck if u know what I mean. *smiles*
ReplyDeleteMake the guy cure himself of poverty first. Yehyehnatudeen. Hehehehe.
ReplyDeleteMoi
Lol
ReplyDeleteE needs to solve is own problem 1st, wich is poverty!
ReplyDeleteIs it dat bad dat, e ad to resolve in2 using red marker n a board?!
Na so d poverty tk strike am reach!
Aww. Thank you sweetie pie.
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