Convo Beteen Blog Visitor And A Scammer.....Mad Funny!!!

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Please if you are having a bad day or you have not had cause to laugh recently,please read this.
It is funny alright but please dont forget that this could be you or that someone may have fallen for this professional trick.
This is the maddest funniest thing i have had to read recently.
Please read to the very end before you start complaining........tooo funny!

 chat between a blogvisitor and a supposed online agent concerning working from home.


Juliana: hello

aeginterview: Hello

Juliana: got an invite to add this yahoo account from o'desk

aeginterview: My name is Mrs. Grace Williams, the Hiring manager of Persdevelopment Company.... Am here to brief you more about the job briefing/ interview and will also like to know if you are ready for your interview.

Juliana: Sure Mrs Williams, lets begin

aeginterview: Before we proceed, i will like you to glanced more about the company on our website, www.persdevelopment.com Do that ASAP and get back to me so that we can proceed with your online interview.


Juliana: seen the website and browsed the information

aeginterview: Before we proceed, i will like to let you know that this is strictly an online and work from home job the working hours are flexible and you can chose to work from anywhere of your choice,the pay is $18.7 per hour, training is $15.7 per hour and will be get payment bi weekly via direct deposit or paycheck working 40 to 45 hours weekly,if you are employed you are going to be working as a full employee and not an independent contractor.

Benefits: Health, Dental, Life and AD&D Insurance, Employee Wellness and 401k plans.Paid Time Off and Holidays with Generous Company Discounts.

Juliana: I see, please go on

aeginterview: Your Primary duties include, Preparation of Balance sheets (Mini), account balancing, invoicing recording,proper data analysis of sales records and recording pay slips into accounting database all these will be done through the use of the Accounting Software.....


Your secondary daily duties would be to report to your Supervisor, who would be attached to you online, He/She would assign logs of duty daily and you would be required to work according to instructions, using the Microsoft Office tools and the Accounting software. Now the function of the Accounting software is to arrange, formalize and manage the data you have processed, sent to your supervisor via E-mail.


Can you handle All of these duties effectively?

Juliana: i belive I can, but I am not vast with any accounting software

aeginterview: You will undergo a week online training from your training supervisor he/she would be training you on how to Enhance your working skills with the programs accurately.Included with other Data entry job you would be needing to get done. Your training is going to be done online through your Pc.


Juliana: ok

aeginterview: Have you worked or handle any among this position before?Data Entry/Customer Service/Accounting/Personal Assistant.

Juliana: all except Accounting, I took a few accounting courses though

aeginterview: Are you aware that this job is online job work from home?

Juliana: yes

aeginterview: Are you currently employed?

Juliana: no i am not

aeginterview: Will you be able to devote 8 hours of your time to this company daily?

Juliana: 8 hours a day is probably unrealistic for me because I have to study, I am a full time student, however my classes are very few, 2 times a week, some times once

aeginterview: You must be busy

aeginterview: alright, how about 4 hours?

Juliana: more realistic for me

Juliana: what times or it doesn't matter?

aeginterview: The hours are flexible.

Juliana: ok, sounds good

aeginterview: Whats your full name, sex, and where are you located?

Juliana: Juliana xxx, F , Australia

aeginterview: If you are been hired by the company, How would you like to be Paid ? Weekly Or Bi-Weekly ?

Juliana: forthnightly

aeginterview: What means of Payment do you prefer ? Check, Direct Deposit.

Juliana: direct deposit

aeginterview: Okay, What is the name of your bank?

Juliana: ANZ

aeginterview: Can i have your email address?

Juliana: same as here.

aeginterview: please provide

Juliana: xxx@yahoo.com

aeginterview: I need you to Hold on online while i forward your interview answers to the HR board for proper review and consideration.Okay?

Juliana: ok

Juliana: email received. said commencement today, or was it a mistake?

aeginterview: Well due to your level of experience in the Data Entry/Customer Service/Accounting/Personal Assistant field,The company has decided to keep you as one of our staff .

congratulations!!!

Juliana: Thank you. what do i have to do now?

aeginterview: You are to start work immediately due to the rate of clients we have at hand.

Juliana: ok. what are the tasks for now

aeginterview: The company will provide you a free Hp laptop with a fast internet connection and your W4 form will be coming along with the working materials you need to start working with.Therefore you are needed to make purchase for the software programs you need to start working with and the company will have you reimbursed for the order of the software programs.You are to make the purchase for the programs from the company certified vendor, this is beacause the company does not specialized on the software programs.The company certified vendor that is the third party to the company he will have them install with disc and shipped to you overnight via FedEx

Juliana: cool, where will i purchase it? am sure i can find it on ebay

aeginterview: All you need to do right now is to have the money sent to the company's vendor so that he can have all the programs installed in your Hp Laptop the company will be providing for you and have them shipped to you via FedEx overnight delivery for you to start your online training with me by tomorrow as soon as you receive your PKG.

Juliana: oh, i have to wait to get the pc first?

aeginterview: No.. Please read above message carefully

Juliana: oh i see and how much is this software?

aeginterview: The cost of the programs is $450.12 along with the shipping cost.... I want to be sure, do you have enough space where you can have them setup as soon as your working equipment arrives?

Juliana: there is enough roomm here

aeginterview: Good.

aeginterview: All you have to do right now is to have the funds sent to the company's western union information so that he can have your working equipment shipped to you via FedEx overnight delivery for you to start your online training with me tomorrow.

Juliana: awesome, there is a western union at the post office close by

Juliana: i have not sen't money before there, can i have your account number and information i may need?

aeginterview: Do you have pen and a paper so that you can have the vendor's western union information written down?

Juliana: I can copy it off here, not a problem

aeginterview: Here is the vendor's information:

Name: Kenneth Corriden

City: Pasadena

State & Zipcode: TX 77503
Country: USA

Juliana: this is all i need?

aeginterview: Yes.. When you get to western union outlet, provide them with the information and tell them to make it money in a minute Okay?

Juliana: how long will it take for you to receive the money?

aeginterview: It doesn't matter the time it takes.

aeginterview: Just tell them to have it done money in a minute . So that as soon as the vendors get to western union, the funds will be made available for him to pickup, and have your working equipment shipped to you via FedEx overnight delivery.

aeginterview: Understood?

aeginterview: Also, make sure you're at home tomorrow and wait for FedEx arrival.

Juliana: sounds amazing and i start to work right away?

aeginterview: That's correct.

Juliana: can they wait until thursday? I have a doctor's appointment after i go to the post office to send the money and don't know how long it will take, I don't want to miss them when they arrive

aeginterview: Okay.. Don't you have someone at home that will receive it for you?

aeginterview: Are you the only one at home?

Juliana: I live alone

aeginterview: Alright.. I will have them make it 2 days delivery, so that it will be delivered on Thursday.

Juliana: I will appreciate that, this is really good and ii look forward to working, i really need the money to help pay some of my student loans

aeginterview: Yes.. Please proceed right now to western union and have the money sent..

aeginterview: And get back to me ... email me with the payment receipt for proof and proper documentation... that will be used for your reimbusement.

Juliana: the post office close at 4, it is past 6 now. but one question though, with your hourly rate of $18.70, it will take about 2 months before I pay off the money for the software right?

aeginterview: What money are you talking about?

Juliana: i mean the money i have to pay to get this software

aeginterview: It will not take you upto that.

Juliana: according to my calculations, it will take about 2 months

Juliana: not a problem though, i just thought I should earn instead of having to invest, I need to find a job ASAP

aeginterview: Okay.

THIS IS WHERE THE COMEDY STARTS

Juliana: But my guy, you see say you dey crase, even if you wan do me wayo, you for look face small before you start to dey yarn nonsense, you see my dp as i black reach, fear no catch you, you get liver to wan scam person like me, come make i borrow you small sense, since you have decided to live a fraudulent life, do proper research, make your offers more realistic, if your email don cast, find another one, take time to google yourself, but you try small, you sabi hide IP, i give you 4/10. but wait o, how much you dey pay for internet? because apparently this your mumu tatic no dey chop maga o, e don tey.... I no sure say you go fit continue this business, my candid advise, get a job, because as a scammer, you have failed.... even better igbo trade

Juliana: igbo trader get sense pass you.

aeginterview: Hahahahahaha

aeginterview: Lolz

aeginterview: How far?

aeginterview: U dey 9ja?

Juliana: but come,really, this nonsense wey you spin me so, you think say money fit drop?

aeginterview: Lolz

aeginterview: As a black guy, i no sey u sharp.

aeginterview: I no even know sey u be black ooo

aeginterview: i for no even bother contact u self.

Juliana: who tell you say i be man?

aeginterview: But you dey yarn as if u be man na

aeginterview: Hahahaha

aeginterview: My sister no vex.

aeginterview: I no sey e pain u wella

aeginterview: but no worry

aeginterview: It is well

Juliana: e pain me? you dey entertain me, na you i pity for, cos as you hear say your maga go go WU go send money, you don call your boys to arrange say maga go pay tomorrow, na you i sorry for

Juliana: pele... e pain you small abi?

aeginterview: Hahahahaha..lolz

aeginterview: Badt girl

aeginterview: You be muslim?

Juliana: dey look face o.

aeginterview: Your pics fine sha.

aeginterview: Where u dey?

Juliana: where you find me?

aeginterview: But truely, na Australia u dey?

aeginterview: U be 9ja girl?

Juliana: you dey ask me all the questions wey you sabi answer to, you graduate from scam school so? na who teach you work sef?

aeginterview: I teach myself.

aeginterview: Babe, e don do na

aeginterview: no dey yab me again

aeginterview: since you don know wettin dey

Juliana: go learn better work biko.. you nor reach

aeginterview: I know

aeginterview: I be confirm ibo boy ooo , we fit run things oo

Juliana: you igbo... igbo boys get sense pass this level

aeginterview: See, na small small..

Juliana: how old you be sef?

aeginterview: 30

aeginterview: ehy?

aeginterview: why?

Juliana: 30 nor too bad to go get better job o, time don dey go o, oyibo don wise o

aeginterview: hahahahahaha

aeginterview: This girl don kill me

aeginterview: Thanks for your advice, Anyways, my office dey computer village.

Juliana: good, better to face that one and hustle hard o. God bless your genuine hustle

aeginterview: Amen my sister.

aeginterview: Babe.

aeginterview: You be ibo girl?

aeginterview: BRB.

aeginterview: Let me eat breakfast

aeginterview has signed out. (20/8/2013 8:49 PM)


*LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.abeg i cant stop laughing...where is my bitter kolaaaa.