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Friday, July 26, 2013

Who Can Translate This?Please Dont Laugh!

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  1. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 01:48

    Buhahahahahahaha...wetin happen...nigeria we hail thee

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  2. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 01:53

    almighty God pls count me as part of those who are going to succeed in life

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    1. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 10:11

      Wow.... u smart though... I read it like 10x couldn't just make a meaning out of it...

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    2. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 11:35

      Lol...me too

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    3. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 12:25

      Really!!! It didn't cross my mind he was trying to say that, thought it had something to do with suicide.......lmao
      MG....

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    4. Unknown26 July 2013 at 23:27

      Nice 1,thanks.i cldn't crack after 5 trials.

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  3. Rubynnia 26 July 2013 at 01:54

    I'm sorry I couldn't help but laugh.

    The Taiwo lady made it funny for me; just imaging if only she knew the meaning of what she was saying amen to.

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    1. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 11:17

      So sorry I couldn't help but laugh at you Rubynnia. If only you knew the correct spelling of "Imagine" not " imaging". Gosh!!

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    2. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 11:20

      Wow.....imaging????

      You ain't that better too

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    3. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 13:37

      Na the taiwo finish the matter!I reject this prayer on their behalf in jesus name!Pls Father forgive them for they kn not what they do!Ngbati ngbati tinz naim cos this one!Signed:wide eyed!

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    4. memphis26 July 2013 at 14:32

      @Rubynnia: Pot calling kettle black. Continue laughing.

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    5. Rubynnia 26 July 2013 at 14:45

      Hehehehehehe
      Peeps, chillax!
      What I had in mind wasn't what I typed.
      Thanks for the observation.

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  4. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 01:55

    Almighty God Please count me as part of those who are going to be successful in life

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  5. Unknown26 July 2013 at 01:59

    OMG! Someone said Amen to that. Lwkmd. Abeg I no wan laff as I no wan wake my baby wey I dey breastfeed. Translation: he is asking God to grant him death by suicide. #Bokoharam things. Eglish is not easy oooo.

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    1. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 11:36

      At all... *Eglish is not easy ooooo*

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    2. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 13:47

      Oya clap for urself

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    3. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 13:51

      Oya clap for urself

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    4. Anonymous27 July 2013 at 02:44

      Eyin werey... English not Eglish, thank me later

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  6. Judiciary26 July 2013 at 02:13

    Oh my goodness ....sterra of life don wound me o...haba! See grammar? Chei , English don suffer o

    Se na by force?

    Madam sterra, u no dey sleep?

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  7. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 02:15

    Yeepa. Epe reeee.

    See curse by self.

    And another mumu claim am.

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  8. Judiciary26 July 2013 at 02:16

    See the other olodorabata saying amen!

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  9. Mide26 July 2013 at 02:23

    God pls count me among those who will succeed in life. I guess that's what the person meant. Adult Education is needed

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  10. Fanstuff26 July 2013 at 02:49

    I guess he meant; Almighty God please count me as part of those who are going to commit suicide in life.

    Tragic all round!

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  11. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 03:16

    Hahhahaha
    When I saw ds I was like...what is this?especially wen d taiwo dude said amen
    But now,I have been able to decode...lol
    What this yoruba man is saying in plain English is
    "Almighty God,let me be counted among those that will succeed in life"
    Kpishkposh
    ...Luceenda

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    1. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 21:25

      Are u d husband of one Lucinda?
      D name sounds alike.

      Funmi P.

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  12. Make Money Online Nigeria26 July 2013 at 03:26

    Lord, count you among those that will kill themselves this year

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  13. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 05:28

    Nawa oooo...

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  14. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 05:42

    Ode meji,succeed nt suicide na

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  15. DD26 July 2013 at 06:50

    And him get blackberry. Instead of am to use the money him take buy BB take go for adult literacy class. Okponku

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  16. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 07:59

    Ata ndisime!

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  17. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 08:33

    Hehehehheheheheh...laf don make me gve boko haram sterra address...yoruba pple(SMH):dumb brain,block head..common english dey cannot spoke##longhissoflife##

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    1. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 17:12

      See ur wretched life (kmt)

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  18. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 08:43

    Stella na wetin ASUU strike dey cause o. Abeg I really think its high time all ds various RIGHTS group come together and demand good quality education from the govt.....for how long will we continue like ds?? We hv the resources to provide our citizens with standard education but we hv just refused to.
    Abeg mk everybody put mouth for ds matter, water don pass garri.
    How many of us can still send out kids to a govt pri school, d childs career will just be destroyed from Day 1.
    We need serious restructuring, Stella be our voice.
    Memos to everyone concerned, everyone and anyone whose voice can make a difference.
    If the senate considered this a pressing issue, the issue of child marriage would not have been raised at all, at all.

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  19. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 08:46

    Laff wan ki me here the two of em na mofo infact yoruba people dey always make this kind of mistakes oya cursing starts where is my helment hahahahaha

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  20. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 08:51

    Stella u cld av covered the names ooo!

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  21. lucabracee26 July 2013 at 09:36

    laughter don dislocate my teeth,only taiwo idowu who said amen can translate o looooooool

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  22. memphis26 July 2013 at 09:40

    Dear Stella, "O Lord please count me as one of those who will save anyone prone to committing suicide" #my translation#. Our fires are needed her, not laughter. The Education Sector in Nigeria is in a PIT. Leaders of tomorrow.

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  23. Neni26 July 2013 at 09:46

    HAHAHAH!! Lost in translation!

    http://nenisnaija.blogspot.com/2013/07/tgif-and-nourishing-complexion-lotion.html

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  24. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 09:58

    Hahahahahaha, na he kno wetin he mean.as 4d lady she iz funny

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  25. Sweetest Honey26 July 2013 at 10:34

    Its no longer funny tooo me cos i saw ÈŠ̝̊†̥ last year infact it trended for so long on bb last year!

    Duh! Sterra u'r A YEAR Τ̅☺Æ ̴̴̴̴̴͡ LATE coming out nw for Ï„̲̅Ñ’is tin! Abegi nack me better tory!

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    1. IRENE BERNARDS26 July 2013 at 14:06

      Thanks. But we are seeing it now na.

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  26. reggy26 July 2013 at 10:40

    u guys need to check the dude out on facebook,WARNING,u might faint or b among to suicide this year from laughter.buhahahahahahahaha

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  27. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 11:12

    bekee bu agbara lol

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  28. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 11:21

    hahahaha! For the life of me, I would never have imagined the prayer had anything to do with success until I read other people's comments. I was here wondering why anyone would pray to God to for suicide. English is hard mehn!

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  29. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 12:06

    Abeg, I don laff so teeey dem nearly throway me from seminar. Is this for real????

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  30. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 12:44

    Aunty Stella, re u sure dis was written by Adetunji Ayoola or Chijioke Obi of Nigeriafilms.com (that boy abi na man must have withdrawn from his apprenticeship in Main Market Onitsha to join Nigerianfilms.com. Everybody na journalist....if you like dont post this Stella.

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  31. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 13:58

    Hahahahaaa I can't stop laughing.but y na.hahha laughing again n rolling on d floor

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  32. Unknown26 July 2013 at 14:02

    photoshop

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  33. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 14:08

    Irene Bernards,are u married?.

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  34. Fanstuff26 July 2013 at 15:17

    Hahahahahahaha "succeed" and not "suicide" as I typed.
    Thank God.

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  35. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 17:14

    Na spell check cause am

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  36. Ada Igbo26 July 2013 at 18:26

    Funny guy

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  37. Unknown26 July 2013 at 18:51

    LMFAO LORD HAVE MERCY

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