''Hey my dear Stella,
I wish to make this a quick one. Please help me ask your readers wetin person fit use to stop FART from smelling. Because i am beginning to realize na this fart make me and my boyfriend break up. E too smell, its
that bad the smell affects me gan. Make person dey fear to mess for man front. Abi if i marry i no go mess for my husband front?! I live here in America and have gone to the drugstores like them CVS, WALMART n KMART but nothing to use. If one drug dey or herbal medicine from 9ja i can use i won't mind telling my mum. Please post this as its very important to me and its not even funny''
*hahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahaha wetin pesan no go hear?*
*faints from laughing*
paraga no fit help?or alomo bitters.....hahahahahahhahahahahhahaa
ReplyDeletei just had to comment!
hahahhahahahahhahaha
Na Paraga and alomo you take cure your own?
DeleteLet her reduce her egg intake,d yellow sac contains ammonia n when ammonia is too much in d body ur fart smells bad infact no dey take ham at least for a month n c wat will happen
DeleteCheck to be sure you are not lactose intolerant (eg milk intolerant) if u r, ur gas will often nd smell badly.
DeleteLol mind what you eat n always detox ur body
ReplyDeleteHisssssssssssss! What a smelly messy post. So Stella, you are trying to turn your blog to mama Suwe arena abi? Hissssssss again.
ReplyDeleteGet lost biko. U don't need to be a saddist all the time. Try and be happy once in a while and laugh ur burdens off ok. Stupid child
DeleteLMAO...STOP FARTING..LMAO..
ReplyDeleteIs it possible to fart and it won't smell? I agree there are various degrees of smell, but in the scheme of things, this should be down in the ladder na. Your boyfriend isn't serious. How often do you fart?? Personally, I fart only when I'm in the toilet.
ReplyDelete@ oluyimi you knw not what you say... Only wen u are in the toilet? Is your fart poop? O am ga o!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat is the big deal in farting only when I want to discharge faeces? Our bodies are different and it is Oluyomi.
DeletePerson wey love you no go mind. My man hails me when I drop the bomb on him. I bet u can't even compete with me. I have gastritis. That should tell u.
ReplyDeleteLol,laugh wan kill me,mine is so bad dat ma mum had 2 tel me 2 stop it,pls take a lot of fruit nd water its gonna cleanse ur system,nd d smell wil stop nd pls dnt stop d fruits nd water o,or else u wil kil obama
ReplyDeleteEat more Hamburger and Sharwama.
ReplyDeleteCP (space) show biz blog of the year (space) Stella Dimoko Korkus send to 33121.
Lol abeg somadina y be say u no dey quick get sense ehen?! Ur matter taya mi o
DeleteSoma, I know you are being sarcastic with your comment.
DeleteStella pls can u pls send me ur number or email add plzz its veri urgent.
ReplyDeleteYou are funny o! How she wan take send am? ANONYMOUS!!!
Delete^^^ yeah, very funny but I understand the individual.
DeleteAsker, at your request: stelakuko@hotmail.com
Rubynia 10x a lot,as in I was tinkn she cld put her email add here.
DeleteUse yoyo bitters
ReplyDeleteLmaooo Kai na wa o my bf and I do farting competition sef. If your bf cannot fart (common fart) in front of you. He is hiding so many things from you. Nne don't worry he is not yours
ReplyDeleteHaaa, but this post funny gaannnnn o buhahahahhahaha
Don, t think it, s bcos of the fart you guys broke up cos my dear everybody fart it's natural
ReplyDeleteFoods like egg, beans, and some other forms produces smelly gases easily. Avoid eating such food particularly at odd hours. Have your dinner early and take lots of water daily. I believe this should solve the problem 90 percent. Also, take vegetables and fruits regularly, they help digestion and bowel movements.
ReplyDeleteI will advice you not to take whole milk, eggs,chess or any dairy product. Drink lots of water after each meal.
ReplyDeleteChess kwa abi cheese
DeleteStop eating black eye pea,and drink less whole milk .
ReplyDeleteYou don't need to get anything from the motherland to help with flatulence.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you have so many foods around you to help with that.
Like other have said, reduce your sugar and dairy intake, drink lots of water, increase your fruits n veggie intake and lastly detoxify your system.
Above all, dey shite often. At least every morning
ReplyDeleteGbam! Gbam!! Gbam!!! I drink water first thing in the morning and it aids my farting and stooling.. The only problem I have is when I eat beans, akara (bean cake) and moi moi, but even at that, I fart as much as I stool.. Let me just say that my stooling depends on my farting.
DeleteContaminated system! mix a little Dettol, Jik and Kerosene together, take it first thing every morning for three days, your stomarc wl be fine and you stop messing . Dont forget to thank me later!
ReplyDeletemonic
Witch
DeleteGo and get Living Bitters (the liquid o)to clear your system.
ReplyDeletebut why do you have to fart in front of your boyfriend?
ewwwwwww!
Go for an allergy test, you might be allergic to some foods you are eating.
ReplyDeleteSqueeze half a lemon into a glass of moderately hot water and drink first thing in the morning.
ReplyDeleteCut down on meat, carbonated drinks, eggs, milk and cabbage (yes!): these produce gas. Eat plenty of fibre to detoxify your system. Metamucil will do just fine. Eat a lot of probiotic yoghurt e.g. Activia. Try all these and see what happens.
If symptoms persist, consult an allergy specialist.
Good luck!
funny story, am a very bad sleeper... If fire dey burn sef, me no go wake up, but there is only one thing dah used to wake me up back then in hostel, my dear friend - cjay mess...
ReplyDeleteAnd na bcos of those concoctions and out-of-this-world mixture of chow coupled with whatever tins dey inside that boy internal organ... Lmao *nostalgic*.... Rotflmao
Gurl, so jes thank God say ur BF leave u o... niccuh aint meant for u rara... No joke
Lmao@AustinUche, best comment ever! Abeg you people will not kee me, I dey work Abeg, before my Oga at the top catch me!
Deletelwkmd. u have to eat less sugar,meat,beans and eat a more plant based diet with lots of water that will help with the smell. and u also have to poo everyday,if not the poo stays inside and makes the flatulence smell
ReplyDelete*shakin wit silent laughter* dis mess matter no b here o, if mess odour dey kill person I 4 don die o, my 2 sisters(adults o) dey always do messin competition. We go just dey watch TV. B4 u knw u go start 2 perceive dead rat odour+ cabbad+ dirty gutter+ sour soup. Na so palour go scatter. Every body go run includin my mumcy o. We don tire 4 dem but hw we go do na? We no go disown dem cos of rotten mess na. If I no fit cure my sistas own den I no fit help u o. Lol
ReplyDeleteNa Ashietu go fit handle am! D 1 wey my bf dey giv me pass dis 1 o...if no b God were i 4 dey
ReplyDeleteWhich kain topic b dis for Godsake?can't stop laughing.My dear,y not take HYPO,e go wipe all d dirty insde u.onijekuje.u better control what n ow u eat,n moreover u ar nt a baby.Pj
ReplyDeleteI believe farting/passing out gas is a natural occurence and I don't think anytin can stop that. However,if u don't want ur fart to smell,the one thing I can tell u is to ensure u use d toilet EVERYDAY!trust me it works!tested and trusted by me!
ReplyDeleteCHECK YOUR DIET.
ReplyDeletehhahahahahahah, u and that your bobo never seroius
ReplyDeletei suffer from bad odor from my mouth as i speak. for the past 6 months i have been placed on all kinds of antibiotic. plz help a brother out.
ReplyDeleteBrush ur tongue well and ur inner cheek!ur gums upper palate must be brushed!Get original Ethymol toothpaste,use morn and nite while u use dental floss to clean between ur teeth!also see a dentist in case u ve tooth decay!go for scaling n polishing every 6months even if u don't ve tooth decay!Anti biotics may not be d ans!some pple just brush only teeth and leave the mouth like that!you ve to brush out the whole mouth especially ur tongue!Goodluck!Signed:wide eyed!
DeleteLmao...I heard that farting too much is a sickness from one man dat sells herbal drugs in the market...didn't even know its actually true. Hahahahahahahaha,sorry dear. #Duchess
ReplyDelete@Blue, make sure u brush ur tongue very well atleast twice a day. And don't skip year breakfast cos not eating in d morning will make the digestive enzymes in the mouth to react with bacteria which will give u mouth odour. Stop taking alcohol and stop taking those antibiotic, so that it will not cause another problem for you. Above all drink plenty of water. And don't forget to be brushing ur tongue regularly and use paste that has more of mint. Thank me later... Chinna
ReplyDeleteHi, Blue. Try rinsing your mouth with lime (the green type) juice and water as often as you can especially after every meal. Also mix half a teaspoon of baking soda with a little Dabur toothpaste. Use it to brush your teeth morning and night, concentrating on your tongue.
ReplyDeleteHope this helps!
Hehehehehehehehehe; Wahala dey ooooO; my dear* I've bin der swit. Wat I did :1. I drink water 1st tin in d mornin wen I wakeup or somtimes lipton wit hot water. 2. Started taking fruits nd stoped late 9t eating. Even if u eat late tk an antacid like gestid(liquid type, make it handy) * den always try to use d toilet evn if u dnt feel pressed jst sit on it u'l get d urge to push*wink* den stop eatin gaseous fud @ 9t* its ur diet dear* work on it. Thank me now lolz#Sugarous Sugar
ReplyDeleteHehehehehehehehehe; Wahala dey ooooO; my dear* I've bin der swit. Wat I did :1. I drink water 1st tin in d mornin wen I wakeup or somtimes lipton wit hot water. 2. Started taking fruits nd stoped late 9t eating. Even if u eat late tk an antacid like gestid(liquid type, make it handy) * den always try to use d toilet evn if u dnt feel pressed jst sit on it u'l get d urge to push*wink* den stop eatin gaseous fud @ 9t* its ur diet dear* work on it. Thank me now lolz#Sugarous Sugar
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