The actress is celebrating the birth of her baby boy,her estranged hubby Olumide Okunfulure is licking his wounds and crying wolf.....wolf because the pained man is claiming Laide must have 'played away matches whilst still married to him'.
If Laide is still married to her estranged hubby as he claims,how come she sent a press release informing her fans that she had remarried someone else?.......#rememberingsolomonakiyesigate#
If the estranged and angry hubby is claiming he the baby is his and he slept with her during the incubation period of the baby and there is another man Laide is claiming owns the baby then wahala dey and only a DNA test will solve the mystery.
Whose baby did Laide birth? Does the sweet baby belong to Estranged hubby Olumide Okunfulure or New hubby Tunde Oriowo?
A pregnancy is 9months.....did she visit her estranged hubby during her ovulation period?after it? or was she carrying another mans child when she visited him? or maybe she didn't visit him at all and he is just making this up to embarrass her,who knows?
Lets examine all the corners if we must arrive at a valid report.
so lets do the maths
If A is =9
X is in between
What is X and how does Y fit in?
Explain your calculation using Okafors law of ''once a hole has been entered,it can always be re-entered''.
(please do not attempt this maths if you had a pass or F9 in Waec)
I honestly hope Laide and Olumide can settle their scores out of public glare for old times sake.
#smh#
ReplyDeleteStella u r soo funny. Well DNA will just settle d whole mess. Nawaoo for some actressess dem no dey stay one place.waka waka all d time.
ReplyDeleteI knew the last had not been heard of this Laide Bakare's baby's paternity. The calculations just won't add up.
ReplyDeleteLaide,howfa na? Na wa o
Laide u are a disgrace to womanhood
ReplyDeleteS to D K where dem bring you from abeggggg! hahahahhahahahahahhahahah
ReplyDeletehahahhahahhahahahhahahahha
hahahhahahahahhahahahhahah
that mathematics?
hhahahhahahahhahahahhahaha
oh my ribs! aching from so much laughter!
you ehn! kai!
to the matter... a simple DNA will suffice. that's all. the matter is as simple as ABC, am not doing ny maths on it. yes! na F9 I get for waec. hahahaha
Actresses are WHORES! DNA is the answer.
ReplyDeleteI already congratulated her on her baby boy, Now how τ̣̣ђё baby came about isn't my f**king Business. #hadastressfulday Whew!
ReplyDeleteAm commenting on this blog for the first time. but i must confess Stella, you are super HILARIOUS...i don't just know how well i can describe your style of journalism. keep it up!
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Stella dear,ve u seen stella damascus recent write up.do ur assignment n give us d gist.
ReplyDeleteI kukuma get F9 4 waec so make i jst waka pass...
ReplyDeleteLol...I no knw τ̣̣ђё maths ni, I come use style style do like say I dey vex, kikikiki(laughs in greek) Okafor's formula kwa..Odiegwu oo
DeleteOooo chim!!! nna ke nkebuzi okafor formula ??
DeleteI wouldn't know.....Madam stell Funny die aswear
Deletestella, ani o gbadun se, walahi. I am going to bed laughing, thanks.
ReplyDelete@moi, if actresses are whores, does that mean whores are actresses? Let us not rush to judgement on this matter. The man has said his own and its time for the defense to present their evidence. Meanwhile, I am not sure she has told us who the baby daddy is. I think she just told us who her new fuck-nizer is. Back to @moi, if your answer is yes then that means I have been Fucking Actresses this week.....
ReplyDeleteWaka waka .no shame .Stella you try well well lol
ReplyDeleteAunty stella did u school in unn? Did u read statistics? Just asking cos dis ur okafor's law took me back memory lane, can't stop laughing. Hahahahaha...
ReplyDeleteDiDi, I know you meant "A Hole Once Knacked is Re-Knackable."
ReplyDeleteStella Agbaya ni e.. that was hilarious... very shameful
ReplyDeleteStella, u nor go kill me with laugh. I swear,you are very entertaining! Na really okafor's law we go use solve this dilemma.
ReplyDeleteomo stella u know go kill me will laughter. That ur calculation is hillarious
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