Make una wait o, e be like say Anuty Jerry and the new love of him life don carry their romance comot for comment section o.
E Better!
Romance dey make me vex, na drama dey sweet me.:..hahahahahhaha
Straight to business.
On Monday IHN, Stella posted Blog celeb, former blog Chihuahua Miss Aboki as face of IHN. She was so beautiful with a beautiful engagement ring on her finger.
Friends and foes could not help but gush at her beauty.
Straight to business.
On Monday IHN, Stella posted Blog celeb, former blog Chihuahua Miss Aboki as face of IHN. She was so beautiful with a beautiful engagement ring on her finger.
Friends and foes could not help but gush at her beauty.
Stella told Miss Aboki 's trolls to lick their phone screens because she has upgraded from the way she looked when they brought her pics to the blog that year and tagged her all sorts of names like number 11, I fight cat, I fight lion, banana seller, etc.
She said that they should go and hide their faces in shame because she looks very beautiful now.
I agree with what Stella said. She now looks better than all her trolls joined together, even her number 11 did not show again sef but as we all know, trolls no get joy, some still went anon to weep after licking their phone screens. Hahahahahahaha.
On Tuesday IHN Stella was asking of those whom she missed...Stella dem dey Anonymous mode and dem dey read you.....
Stella entered Thursday IHN as Pastor Mrs Korkus. She con dey preach to us.
She said some of us have taken blog gossips to our reality, we dey carry blog Amebo for head, she dey pity us.
She said she entered 2025 with the highest pain but God delivered her and gave her life and so she is celebrating life.
She say she don leave plenty bad bad things wey she herself been dey do before, say make we sef do the same thing. (oyoko abeg which bad bad things i say i leave?
We should do away with lies, backbiting, negative gossip, strife, jealousy, envy, wickedness etc. That we should change, change, change!. Bad belle, jealousy and wickedness no dey pay.
Stella's preaching touched Bv Straight guy's spirit, he now said he thanked God for life after entering the theater because he delivered his first child through CS.
Bvs queued below him to ask if he was a woman...hahahhahahahahahahah fackup big time!!!
He has not answered o and bvs have started calling him names. Some even said he has multiple blog IDs and maybe he forgot to login to his female blog ID before dropping the comment.
The way I see it, that robust reply, una no go see am. The Bv no send una. Make I begin call am Bv as the real gender is not clarified yet.
On Friday IHN, Stella said she caught some old bvs who changed their blog IDs. She said old Bv and former blog celeb Bv Pat Ogar is now Bv Pretty Patience. She also said Bv Pritypao was the Bv who collected giveaway in the past to boost her mother's yam business. She asked Pritypao if dem don chop the all the yam plus profit and capital finish.
Lastly, she said Bv awesome God is the Bv who was sleeping inside her inbox.
Bv Pretty Patience came in the comment and denied being the same as Pat Ogar.
Pritypao too said the giveaway was not a business giveaway but a gift to support her mum during COVID19. (Pritty pao did i say it was a biz giveaway? simple question, i asked how the biz is doing..Abeg oooooooo) Please Oyoko i did not catch them...
As expected, anony'mouses had a field day, wetin dem sabi before, after eating bread crumbs and fish bone, na to dey jump upandan.
On that same Friday IHN comment section, a mouse claimed Bv BIZ our blog prophetess is Bv Oshodi DSS' wife. It claimed she sells fibroids treatments, herbal drinks and supplements.
First they alleged that he was Nwa Okorie gbenshing blog Nengi in the dream, then Mr Here here, now dem don dash am wife for here. Lmao.
Prophetess Dr BIZ JP came back with heavy curses on the mouse, as expected of a typical Nigerian prophet/prophetess.
I no read the curses o, I reach where she say 'may Almighty... na so I fly pass. Na my job I dey do, make I no go use my eyes carry wetin no be my own. No be me be the troll. But I know say na heavy curses e go be.
Anony'mouses should go for cleansing from curses in a running river.
So my people, na here we go draw the curtains on this week's chochocho.
Till I come your way next time with juicy drama update, be good boys and girls.
Xoxo
Yours in amebo,
Anuty O-y-o-k-o-m-e-t-e-r
Stella preach peach that's nice too, oyokometer its a bit bored today no drama like last weekend. Happy Sunday guys
ReplyDeleteSo if there is no serious drama on the blog, she should go and import drama from another blog?
DeleteBring drama to the blog so that she will report it.
Oyoko werey 🤣
DeleteAnon go and do your own recap let's see how funny it will be
It is only you that finds it boring anon
DeleteOyoko weldone
DeleteWell done, nice one!
ReplyDeleteHow are you so effortlessly, Sarcastically funny!!😁😁
ReplyDeleteSomeone up there said it is not funny. I have told him/her to bring drama so that next week's own wi be funny when oyoko reports it.
DeleteAzin very funny somebody..
DeleteOyoko you get mouth daku
BV straightguy after him misyarn turn to hermaphrodite.
ReplyDeleteYou no see bvs & Stella welcoming back bv Isaacbaba that forgot to go anonymous.
DeleteNothing wen no de dis blog.
Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣
DeleteStraight guy is now hermaphrodite
If God should expose the identity of people using double ID to scam eh, una go open mouth down. I have noticed a few, from almost same comments to timing. Lol.
DeleteHermaphrodite hahahahahaha 🤣
DeleteHe now has male and female organs
Abionah see why I luurrvv uuuuu.
DeleteAs the list of trolls was displayed,they run go reactivate their old IDs make these IT gurus no burst their bum bum.
The awkward moment when 2 IDs drop comments back to back. @Abionah you sabi.
DeleteChika and Glory number one culprit
DeleteChika/Glory, the main culprit
DeleteChai Chichi ooooo 😂😂😂
DeleteAnon, shut the fuck up and stop using my name to buttress your point. Use your ID, and I don't need your love. Yeye anonyMOUSE.
DeleteAunty Oyoko, as you no read the curses, how you take know say d curse heavy, lol. Nice recap.
ReplyDeleteNah that day I know say Bvs dey form lie. I was shocked reading the comment that day.
DeleteThe heavy cuss no be small. Next time the person go think twice before forming lies against me here.
Shebi they told you thieves do nor curse people!!!
DeleteE go catch you before them.
Dey play!!!
BIZ listen to the song DONT WADE IN THE WATER OF THE SPIRITUALS.
DeleteBy God and Jesus.
Pls avoid some anons.
For your progress in life.
BIZ but you did not deny selling supplements and fibroids medicines.
DeleteAnon 16:05, I no dey sell any firbroid supplements abeg. Nah foodstuff I dey sell with chilled zobo and minerals.
DeleteYou people should stop forming lies just to tarnish someone's image here. Go listen to Ebenezer Obey song, title "Gbogbo abateje"
Anon15:58, I won't do it again henceforth. Whatever dey like dey should say about me. I don't care . Una go tire laslas
Peace out✌️ side eye at Odss🤣🤣
BIZ I'm not the one who accused you of selling fibroids medication, I just noted that you did not deny selling it. Ok , since you say you don't sell it, I believe you.
DeleteMy 2nd mind is telling me SDK cut some of the things aunty oyokometer wrote. This is scanty nau
ReplyDeleteHeavily edited. Unlike other weeks.
DeleteNne Teejay take your time.
I follow the advert on Google run enter here.
Na short edition I see.
Waka🖖there.
14:44 waka to you too 🖖
DeleteMust it be long every time?
Nice one lol
ReplyDeleteEzigbote Yours in Amebo!
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂
Na real yours in amebo🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteOyoko, well done 👍🏿
Yesterday was so busy on me. Came back home past 10pm. Had a warm bath and slept off. Couldn't catch up with post on the blog yesterday.
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me. Some of you won't stop surprising me here. What do you mean asking if I have a life outside the blog or was it I should get a life outside the blog you said. I saw that comment on the Friday night post before it was pulled down later on. The anonymous made such rudely remark simply cos I wrote I will share the continuation of a gist I had earlier dropped briefly on the Friday Spontaneous post. I did say I have typed and saved to publish in two batches the next day before that rude comment came. It was as a result of that, I fell uninterested in sharing the gist.
To start with, let me ask the anonymous this question. You said I should get a life outside the blog. So what are you doing here on the daily to see and monitor my comments? Does that mean you too don't have a life outside the blog as well? A blog that has educated me and impacted me in a way and to you is no life?
Let's keep that aside.
People like Ali B, Fidel, Eka Joy etc do share their gist here ranging from family, kids, personal win and all that which I see nothing wrong with that. I haven't for once seen anyone come after them to say, 'Go get a life outside the blog'. Or is it the ones that share tales about their office and boss?. I mean no hate or envy here on the said names mentioned above but to further buttress my point.
So why judge me differently when I share a story or events here? Why the policing? Why dictate how you want to see me live life? Why this level of hate? What's really my crime here? Have I taken anything not mine from anyone here? Where did I even offend you guys? It's nothing new to also know that some of the guys as well hate on me here. I see through it all but what could be their reason I wouldn't know.
Whenever I decide and choose to react on this gaslighting and insults on me, I will become the petty one and not man enough. I will be reminded of my age. But no one will see all these 'dirt' been thrown at me here on the daily but my reaction will become your worries.
Make una dey try.
© TEEJAY
The envy here is just too much, I swear. When regular people post their experiences here, they despise it, but when their friends or favorites do, they comment sweetly. I can never bring my story here because they will burden me.
DeleteBro,
DeleteI like you the way you are.
You owe no one nothing!
You are a nice person and you didn't create yourself.
Stop explaining yourself every eke market day.
Once you ignore, them go rest.
Tankio
Its your fellow men who troll you the most.
DeleteWomen love your super deek 😉😉😉😉😉😉
😂😂😂 anuty oyoko you are not okay, Anonymous calling Bv Biz Oshodi wife mad me😃 this blog deserve a reality show. Stella and her Bvs is the title 🤣
ReplyDeletePerson wen her husband de dig boreholes de curse spirits.
DeleteSand go soon dig am join put into underground.
Yeyenatu wife like bv BIZ.
Mr Here Here stop replying yourself.
DeleteOyokolicious Oyoko Oyoko Meter
ReplyDeleteNicee Recap ooo..
Hello iya Boys
Bought boiled eggs since Friday and forgot them in my bag. Na now I just remembered. The thing dey vex me oo. A whole N600.
ReplyDeleteSorry dear ...pls just 'vacuum' that bag...don't know why ..I don't like egg smell.
DeleteAdunni
You people try o!
DeleteWhat if it is gutter water or urine dem take boil am?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Biz is Oshodi wife
ReplyDeleteAunty oyoko what bad things did SDK tell you that she stopped.
So romance makes you angry, na drama you love 🤣
Na bad belle wey SDK dey preach against be dis o
I'm telling you Fatee 🤣
DeleteShe no like lovey-dovey
Bad belle aunty Oyokometer
Lol😂🤣
ReplyDeleteAnty Oyoko leave me alone oh 🤣🤣
Thanks for the recap. I have been missing a lot.
U are very funny with ur words 🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteWell done 👍
Aunty oyoko with the vibe
ReplyDeleteI don laugh tire 🤣
Lol,
ReplyDeleteBiz when you go Jerusalem 😂😂😂
I wonder too. BIZ is now a Jerusalem Pilgrim 😂😂
DeleteNaso me sef shock as I see Jerusalem o🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣maybe I go soon go there
Delete🤣🤣🤣 Aunty Oyoko no go kill person with laugh.
ReplyDeleteThanks ojare.
Those anons don't have joy at all
ReplyDeleteThey licked their phone screens 🤣
You always crack me up 😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteUna too do for this blog.
ReplyDeletePastor Mrs korkus made me laugh. 🤣
Thanks Aunty Okoyometer.
Stella's preaching touched Bv Straight guy's spirit 🤣🤣🤣🤣. E forget him gender.
ReplyDeleteYour sef 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteStella's preaching touched Bv Straight guy's spirit and he forgot his gender 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahhaajah
DeleteIt's Stella 's preaching that made him forget he was not a woman 😂
Una no well
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oyokometer ooo
ReplyDeleteIf they give me #10 million that I should stop reading this column, I will not collect it.
This column gives joy 😹
Swears @Medussa
DeleteBut 10m? I will collect o
Prophetess Dr BIZ JP, Oyoko na you give am JP? 🤭🤣
ReplyDeleteYours in amebo...chai 😅
Adunni
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I don turn Dr prophetess BIZ jp from now 🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteMy belle oooo 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 hilarious
ReplyDeleteAunt Oyoko well done 👍
Aunty Oyokometer, thank you for the mention.
ReplyDeleteHeheheheh
ReplyDeleteLaugh don carry me throwey inside Obi Cubana mansion 🤣🤣🤣
I just went back to read again 😂
ReplyDeleteAnony'mouses ate bread crumbs and fish bones and started jumping upandan. 🤣
Your mouth too much oyoko
I don't understand? Sleeping in Stella's inbox??? How??? Some might be thinking I went to her mail to beg for fund.Chai!.that's not true..You all do not understand my relationship with Stella. So, let's leave it as that.
ReplyDeleteI don officially change my name to the name anuty okoyo gave me today 🤣🤣🤣who knows God fit carry me go Jerusalem 😂😂
ReplyDeleteYou did not add Prophetess 😂
DeleteLol, this is too hilarious. 😌😌😌😂😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteOnyokometer, you dey try, nice recap,very funny bv
ReplyDeleteOyoko with the drama
ReplyDeleteHehehehehee
ReplyDeleteThis is a good comic relief on weekend after the week's stress