Blog Amebo Aunty Oyokometer Said So....

Aunty Oyokometer passed by again.....

Good afternoon wonderful bvs!
It's your number one blog gossip here again, Aunty O-y-o-k-o-m-e-t-e-r!

I don listen to Radio too much hahahahaha.

There is not much drama this week, we thank God for our blog's number one Drama King Teejay a.k.a Mr Super D!ck himself, if not for him, wetin we for write this week?

Pls keep bringing content here my dear brother.

On Tuesday Spontaneous post, Mr Super D!ck informed us that his brother in-law was kidnapped and that the kidnappers were demanding for 50m. He said they did not involve the police to avoid wahala.
Bvs trooped out and prayed for his safe return home.
On Thursday IHN, Mr Super D!ck came and updated us that his family were trying to raise enough money to pay for the release of his kidnapped in-law. He said the kidnappers already collected 10million from the victim's account and were demanding for more.

He went on to say that even himself Mr Super D!ck has sold his household properties including that his new gas cooker, pots and plates, boxers, singlets and slippers, cleared his bank accounts and even closed down his business to support the release of his in-law.

Immediately, SDK flew under his comment and asked him if the business he closed down was the brand new POS business that he got giveaway to start recently, he replied with a yes. He said he told his staff to go home for now and that he will revive the business soon.

Trust his fans and A/Cs, they all crawled out to drag the remaining boxers on his waist. They said he didn't have any business, they said the kidnap story was a fabulous fabu, a format to get money.
The story long small. Make una go read Thursday IHN for full details.
On Friday spontaneous post however, he broke the good news that he had been released. He said the money that the whole family gathered and paid was what facilitated his release. Thank God o!
An anon was of the opinion that the kidnap was fishy as they didn't report to the police.

Another Anon hoped that the in law did not kidnap himself.....

Anuty Jerry came on Tuesday IHN and told us that talking stage is now expensive.
Izlaik aunty Glory has doubled the billing and now charged him ten five for talking stage. Lmao kikikikikikiki

After news came out that government had decided to pay youth corps members 77k monthly allowance, one anony'mouse crawled out on Thursday IHN and instructed SDK not to allow our two known blog corpers Bv Icefish seller and Bv Jolly to smell giveaway, because they are now millionaires. As the mouse no get enough reaction, e con limp enter Saturday SP talk the same thing. Bvs con line up gather enough slaps for the mouse. Kwakwakwakwakwakwa

On Friday IHN, SDK said if they drag anyone here for giveaway, she will not pick the person.
So una don hear, anybody wey una no like, during giveaway make una just enter mouse mode, drag am like person wey tiff for market square.
That would be all for this week, see y'all again next week.
Have a tantalizing Sunday

Yours truly,
Aunty O-y-o-k-o-m-e-t-e-r

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