Thursday In House News

  Hailings!!!

IN HOUSE MEMO

I salute everyone here.....

Why is everyone complaining about Data?Abi dem don use style decrease the data as Senate no allow dem increase the price......I was quite shocked when data seller Waju told me that air*** is now 700 for 1gig...Or did she make a mistake?Please if it is true drop that line and get another one for now oh....

A BV was begging for a phone and after i found out that her business was crashing cos she had no phone to deal and could not reach anyone ..(She puts her sim in any avaialble phone everday to read the blog) so i asked her how much could get a used phone....She sent me several options and none reached 100k...That was why i asked you people if 50k can buy a used phone.....

Anyway maybe the phone will come with small kolo problems....

BV Dante, I have a small memo for you, I like you too much and have to tell you the truth, YOU TOO FIND TROUBLE; HABA!!!!!

I nearly fainted with laugh today but your comment was looking for trouble....Please leave us alone with our impression of some men...some men have dealt us nasty and we only remember with bitter tastes in our mouths...we have a right to judge men, just like you also have a right to judge, let us judge in peace and not have you jumping on any comment..

If i remember the ex i was supposed to marry eh, Yourba he fawul, full of lies just to marry me cos he loved me..if not that his lies saved me thats how i would have married someone like him, and ended up damaged...God saved me and that experience makes me untrust men....Exempted are my Bambinos and my hubby.......LOL.....I am sure 80percent of women here have heartbreak stories from men...LEAVE US OOOOOOH.........

As for Tuface, I am sure that is also why most women here are really angry at him for breaking Annies heart albeit she be werey.....Honestly i am happy for him but all the show off with this new lady is somewhat a piss off...

Baba God i give you thanks and praises.......Bless us all..

Have a good day guys, its too cold here, the kinda day you eat hot amala with gbegiri and stew laced with goat meat that has body odour................

I just remembered that pissing into soup video......

Thanks to all those who advised i keep the food, its in the deep freezer.

I also have Afang soup in my freezer that i ordered from BV Miss Ess when my friend was coming back from Naija last month.....The soup is too sweet and so loaded with everything but i have not resumed eating fully yet....If you need someone to cook for you at home or you wanna order for well prepared meals, please contact Miss Ess........My friend ordered for fisherman soup from her and brought it here, hes been screaming for more....Hes the one that will come with the phones, if he does we will order more fisherman soup.....

If you need her number ping me.....Nah free advert i don do so!!!

Dont forget the free advert post on Fridays, get your text ready and dont post the same thing everytime..be creative!!!

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PINKYS CORNER

My acting Assistant Course Rep and I picked a place at Oyo for our case study. The very first day we went there, we couldn't do anything. This lady will be 29 years this year. Yes, she is also a Master's Student.

We got to the place and we introduced ourselves and reasons for coming. 

we were greatly accepted and the hospitality was topnotch. I never even ask question, this girl don dey hold bele. 

I was confused and thought she was just having a running stomach . Little did i know that, she was having fibroid(huge one). This lady sef no get body reach me.

 She is so slim and has flat tommy. With the help of a woman, we rushed her to near by clinic and she was given a pain killer and we were advised to go to hospital. Then i thought of how to pay if we visit any hospital at oyo. Even the little one there was paid by me.

We moved immediately, took the next available cab back to school so, she could use the school clinic because as a student, here, we all are on HMO/NHIS. She was asked to run some test and x-ray.hmmmm. That was where we got to know she had fibroid and its so huge.

 She has no option than to go for surgery. She was referred to General Hospital. We got there the next day and i did all the running for her. Got the NHIS code and she was asked to run some other test(meaning, she will be paying half of whatever test and also the surgery). 

I asked her to put a call through to her family and she burst into tears

. I was confused, then she explained everything to me. Both parents are old, her elder brother still dey lagos dey learn work(infact, no family to beckon on for help). Still on still, i asked her to call her parents then i spoke with them because I won't be the one to sign for her when its time for the operation. 

The mother wept and i began to feel sorry for her.

To cut it short, i told her mum to try and look for money and also get ready to come down to Ibadan anytime soon(that will be a day to the surgery). Thereafter, i created a WhatsApp group and added just 6 people in my department(myself inclusive). I know things are not easy but the people i added will do something . I snapped the first X-ray result and told them the issue on ground. Immediately, they dropped 15k each just for her to run the test and in case she needed other things. For transparency and probity sake, i dropped the lady's account number. I had nothing to drop because I'm rich but thank God, the person i sent two chargers sent his payment then i transferred it to same account and sent in my receipt just to lead by example.

Presently, she has done all the necessary test and we are waiting for the last result to know when the date of surgery will be. Drugs has been administered (this was also gotten by us). Now, we dont know how much the surgery will be and i had to remind her mum again two days ago so that, she wont just relent. I dont want to say much shaaa.
This life ehn, we should pray to have good people around us. Our phone contacts should consist of people who are humanly kind and not just having numbers. I got to realised this when i was an under-graduatw student. I got to final year and no way to pay my school fees, everything kan tight, village people don take over my okada. Nobody to call.All my contact is full of people who were also facing terrible issues and also friends that can only buy me alcohol tgen. I was forced to do contact sanitation.
I pray God send us a helper each time we face trials, challenges and troubles cuz this life ehn, e get as e be ooo. Make small problem no go kill person untimely because of just yhe absence of chicken change.
Dont forget...Service to humanity is the best work of life
Ire oooo

I dont know what to say to you, its good to help but you get too personally involved with issues that dont concern you...You are a married man for crying out loud. you left school project and running around with a single lady...what if she falls in love with you after all the help?Please be careful oh,your hand dey inside everything.........The operation should cost about 700-800 in teaching hospital...Not sure though.....

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WEIRDFACTS

Caffeine is bad for you, fat is bad for you, sugar is bad for you. But don't worry, because worrying is bad for you too.

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Do hugs, not drugs. Spread love, not legs. Respect, don't judge. Listen more, talk less. Understand, don't assume. Forgive and forget.
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You can tell how dangerous a person is by the way they hold their anger inside themselves quietly.

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Don't chase people. Work hard and be yourself. Under these two principles, the right people will find their way into your life.

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A person needs just three things to be truly happy in the world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.
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HOW A MAN AND WOMAN OUGHT TO LOVE
1. Better a partner who tells you the truth, than a partner who sugar coats you with a lie

2. Better a partner who finds reasons to stay, than one who finds excuses to walk away

3. Better a partner who tells you the issues between you two that need solving, than one who runs to having an affair because of issues between you two

4. Better a partner who corrects you when you're wrong, than one who keeps silent as you make mistakes

5. Better a partner who tells you how he/ she wants to be loved, than one you have to guess hoping you are doing the right thing and he/ she is silently frustrated
6. Better a partner who replies your messages late, than one who doesn't reply at all
7. Better a partner who admits wrong, than one who always has to be right

8. Better a partner with little money who builds you, than one who crashes you and belittles you just because he/ she has alot of money

9. Better a partner who will say a short prayer for you in your presence, than a partner who says "I'll pray for you" yet you've never heard a prayer uttered

10. Better a partner who fights for you, than a partner who avoids fights and will leave you at the slightest provocation

11. Better a talkative partner, than one who you feel you are the only one putting too much effort to start and hold a conversation

12. Better a partner who picks up your phonecall and tells you "Honey, I can't talk right now", than one who ignores your phonecalls

13. Better a partner who comes home late after telling you his/ her whereabouts, than one who goes missing without saying a word

14. Better a partner who opens up to you no matter how painful and difficult, than one who keep secrets in the name of protecting you

15. Better a partner who is honest with you when someone else tries to come between you two, than one who keeps things from you and slowly slips away

16. Better a partner who calls upon you for support, than one who suffers in silence out of fear of being a burden to you

17. Better a partner who will tell you things are not OK between you two, than one who pretends all is well yet he/ she has already given up on your love

18. Better a partner in a long distance relationship who makes an effort to communicate often, than one who is physically close to you yet you never get to see

19. Better a partner who speaks his/ her mind and rightly disagrees with you, than one who rubber stamps all you say and becomes a doormat to walk over

20. Better a partner who will give his/ her all, than one who frustrates love because he/ she is one foot in the other out. 

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