Madam Amebo Corner

I get this neighbor in my new compound , this man has been monitoring everything i do, he sees and counts all my visitors and i didn't know....

Recently he called me as I was stepping into my apartment, he said he would like to have a meeting with me after I have rested and probably taken my bath, I said okay, I went inside and came out like an hour later, he urged me to sit down cos the matter go long, I sat down...

This man started by describing everyone that has visited my house, told me how he thinks i am a decent woman (for this 2wks plus oo), then went ahead to tell me how his ex-wife is a stewpid woman, how she's one of his greatest mistakes, how she wasted all he laboured for abroad, na so I siddon de look like moron...

He told me how he saw in a revelation that I will help him, he went ahead to tell me that I have a ministerial call, if am aware, I said no, he said the other day as I was praying that he saw 3 Angels at my window and he watched them fly away too, after i finished praying (See me naa, ordinary me come de pray Angels down, see level)..

I asked him if I was loud when I was praying, he said no ( in other words, Oga was at my window listening, mo ti je gbese), I said okay, I reminded him that he was yet to tell me why he called me cos I came back really weak..

He started again about how he's exhausted about life and it's challenges, how he suffered abroad and came back with nothing, that he doesn't have oo, but he loves me, that his spirit told him that i am the woman that will lead him to his promise land and change his story, I smiled, i was really in no mood for any nonsense..

So I told him that it was a wonderful idea and he is not looking bad himself, I told him it'll be hard for anyone to know that he was once married cos he looked so young, I told him that I would love to be his woman but the truth is that I am still married to my husband and in no time, he will relocate to stay with us (him go wait taya), I told him that if I had known that this is what he wanted to talk about, say i for no siddon cos it's a taboo to sit with another man when you're still married...

Na so he dress back cos he's from a tribe that respects tradition, na so i for take marry oo, haaa somebody that told me that he cannot do without drinking beer, that the only way he can have appetite to eat is after drinking beer and his food is from 12am at midnight, that he loves eating late...

I knew he was monitoring to see if he will see me with any man and as he didn't, he decided to come, even if I decide to start dating tomorrow, I won't settle for him, I hate living next door to Alice relationship, e de bring rubbish well well and e go make the relationship taya me... 

As usual, my bad character don pursue another potential horseband... Una bye

Its good that you chased him, nah new gbenshing mate wey go dey cook for am he dey find....