Friday In House News...

 Thank God It's Friday....YAY!!!

IN HOUSE MEMO

Hello everyone....How is your day  going?Hmmmmm na wah!!!!..Some of you think that you have the manual to how God should bless others.....

I learnt one thing about human beings.....Some people will come to you just to find out how to copa what gives you bread and try to replicate it but they forget when God gives you the masterplan, he will not give anyone else....

So you trying to copy me, copy well and also copy how i make money you hear? copy all the governors and ministers and high profile people i know, copy my friends who refer me and copy the silent adverts i get as well....hhahahahaha you think its just to do copy and paste? I am strategic person and i dont do what i dont do.................If you are trying to bring me down, i have one question for you, IJUOLACHIM???? BIKO JUOLACHIM INUGO????

  Kepp asking yourself every time you drop that horrific comment as an annon...That is also how strange things will happen to you you will not be able to unravel it cos it will all be wrapped up as in anonymous folder......The reason your prayers are hanging is becos of the hatred inside you for someone who does not  even acknoldge hatred....

As the weekend progresses, please try to stay on the psotivie lane oh..

Hmmm its not like i am still looking at zeeone but it is what it is...Please eh simply divine, please explain the part from when Sid wanted to marry Chabnam.....gist me abeg so that i can move on * side eyes at some people*

See eh my people LOYALTY IS RARE...if someone preaches that they love you but cant protect you, please dump them, love is a deep word and it entails being disloyal to someone to prove your loyalty to someone else..if you try to prove loyalty to everyone, you will end up loyalty-less and friendless...

Have a nice one

xoxoxoxoxoxox

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD 

My children are picky eaters, so I am always trying to get them to eat new food, introducing them to things they will normally not eat gradually. 

Most times, my experiments fail, but I try not to give up and keep trying, which means there is usually a lot of let overs to deal with. In fact, my meals consist mainly of their left overs the days...

It doesn’t bother me, but two incidents happened recently that have gotten me rethinking this whole leftover business. The first incident, my cousin came visiting with her kids, they wanted to eat Jollof rice  , I prepared it for them and my kids too with high hopes that they watching their peers eating will encourage them to eat.

After dishing up the food, my boys ’barely ate theirs , so as usual, I packed all the left overs together and ate. 

It was while I was eating that my cousin pointed out to me that I had packed up her kids' leftovers too and was eating. I genuinely didn’t notice.

The second incident was when an elderly friend came visiting, my kids see this person as grandpa and in the usual habits of grandpa’s, he tried sharing his meals with my boys and left some pieces of meat and rice for them, when it was time to pack the plates, I subconsciously  started eating the left over, it was the clanging sound of the metallic spoon against the ceramic plate, that made me conscious of what I was doing. 

I stopped immediately and was kind of embarrassed that I was eating a guest leftovers . I have stopped eating their leftovers and I  have been storing it up, in the freezer with the hope of getting them to eat it another time but I am running out of space and will have to go back to eating them to avoid waste.

I am sure I am not the only one who eats their children’s left overs.

I am not in this boat ooooh, never was...I hate anything left overs....Even now i cook little portions that are enough for us to finish and nothing is ever left over except someone does not eat, then i pack it up and put in the freezer..

People with ocd dont eat left overs....LOL

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MADAM AMEBO CORNER....
Good day Jeweluchi,

A man came and took a space near my shop, he sells wares, both clothes and shoes.When he came the first time, he came with a woman and the woman has been coming, this woman will make you question why you're still single....

Yesterday she came as usual and was babying the man around when this woman came with her grown kids, this man should be in his late 50's, but that lady never pass 35, the woman came to me and asked me if I knew a particular shop, since the man is new, I didn't know his name, so I told them that i don't know...

We were still standing there talking when the man came outside, the woman called him, I saw the shock in his eyes, he come de look back, I say ghen ghen, he asked the woman what she came to do here, immediately his handbag rushed out to know what's happening, as she just said "Baby kilode", na so the man daughter rush am....

We come de separate fight ooo, what happened is that, this man all his life has been a very bad boy, doesn't want to do anything meaningful with his life, when he reappeared after years of abandoning his wife and kids, he begged her and she accepted, he was staying at home jobless, so the woman asked him what he wanted to do with his life, he said he wants to open a boutique, the woman said okay, she promised to do something after the farmers season, she finally raised about 4million naira, she said she saved up some and borrowed some, gave the man to go to town, find a shop, rent an apartment and bring them over cos she said she was retiring from farming, this man did not rent shop, he paid for space, carried the woman's container, rented an apartment and brought in his girlfriend, leaving the woman and her kids again...

So it was the man's friend whom he came with the first time to beg that gave the woman the address and information, he drove them in his car to the city and pointed out the place to them and vanished...

The son wanted to wooz him Papa but the mom told him that there's a curse that comes with laying a finger on your parents no matter their crimes (such a good woman), the man was just there begging, the girlfriend took her bag and left after the girl dragged her through the floor and tore her dress..

They were advised to go back home and settle, the man said no that they should go back to the village that when he's ready, he will bring them to town, that they don't look like people that can cope in town yet cos here no be like village, that they're too timid to survive in the town, besides that his girlfriend is living with him..

 I calmly told them that this man's repentance go tey and him deliverance chop a lot of pigeon, so make everybody free am, the woman was crying, telling him that she's ready to go back home but she needs her 4million naira...

This man told her that she is his wife and whatever she owns is also his and in life one person must suffer for others to enjoy, that it can be the man or the woman (the man has the most irritating words ever in his mouth), Omo na so I go back inside my shop ooo, me wey ear de pain? Mtchewww ... Laslas the woman left with her kids, even transportation fare, this man no give them, they left in tears..

Only for this man to come to me and say, ''you see women eeh, sometimes they need iron hand'' I been wan pour the man water but I no want troubles, that man is selfish and very wicked, If na me be the wife, i will teach him a very bitter lesson....

Why are they crying because the yeye man? seems like he will never change''

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