Hello stella, I wanted to send this in long before now but kept procrastinating and eventually got too busy to write, here goes my tale and biko hide my identity before bv's who are my students will start giving me the 'bad eyes'...lol.
While in the university I dated a young dude in engineering who was two years ahead of me for close to 3years, for the first two years we cuddled mostly and at most pyessed bwest and kissed but never collected the main thing until my service year while he worked in a firm in the east we agreed to drill the hole before we get married.
The day we eventually collected was a memorable night as my bf was extremely patient while he drilled with his 'special tool'. That marked the beginning of our adventure, I equally had time on my hands and I enjoyed my National Year of S3x and Comfort.
Few months later preparations for our wedding hit the rocks, infidelity on his part, cultural differences and distance perhaps contributed but I didn't want to give up. He broke up with me over the phone one night after a girl answered his call, I told him I'll fly down to his base the following weekend so we could talk things out and if no head way we go our separate ways.
On the said weekend of my trip, I was at the airport early, I purchased my ticket and checked in looking so depressed, dejected and as if I lost a loved one to death. I sat quietly at a cafe looking lost and on my second cup of cappuccino when a nerdy looking dude came to sit by me and ordered for his meal, he tried to pick up a conversation with me by complementing my natural looks but I was in no mood for any jokes.
To make situation worse he didn't have 3k to pay for his coffee and sandwiches( you know how costly airport meals can be), he was blowing phoneh if they accept pounds as he is out of naira, the waiter did not want to hear any of it and was prepared to disgrace this nerdy looking dude, he lowered his voice and asked me to loan him 3k.
I was displeased but I gave him and walked out of the cafe, he followed me clumsily and demanded my number promising to refund it, I told him not to bother but insisted saying he needed to at least thank me properly I gave him and just to later find out we were on same flight but thankfully different seats.
On reaching the east I found my way to my bf's house and there he was with a lady living with him and sharing his personal effects and space, I just told myself I was stupid but was determined not to just give up, I checked into a small guest inn with the promise we would talk over it later in the evening, we did and sadly we called it off officially.
I spent the entire evening crying and regretted giving 'IT' to him.
At about 8pm I got a call from my new nerdy dude friend I met at the airport, he thanked me profusely and pleaded he needed to refund me the 3k, I arranged a meeting with him in 30mins as I resolved to leave town the following day.
He came on time as promised and we hung out at the bar but he noticed my red and swollen eyes, he probed me till I told him what my mission was in the town, he consoled me deeply and asked me to stay few more days so I could heal but i refused, he kept me company till about mid night before leaving for his house with the promise dropping me off at the airport in the morning.
He kept to his promise and that's how we started calling back and forth for about nine months, I fell in love anew but distance was an issues since he was abroad.
He made it clear he wanted to marry me while I made it also clear no collecting till our wedding night, he made plans to relocate to the country once we are married so he started visiting home quite often and along the line we collected at least to test drive it*winks*. That was when he confessed that was his first time he ever met a woman, saying he never had time for women as he was more concerned about his studies.... I was shocked to my marrow.
We didn't collect again till our wedding day, he got into the country early hours of our wedding day and went straight to the hotel room to freshen up.
9am was the traditional wedding while 1pm was the white wedding while the reception was a dinner party, after the Church service about 4pm, we retired to our room to get prepared for the dinner party.
The unbelievable happened!
Immediately we got in, the speed he used to remove his clothes and ordered me to removed mine was surprising, in a split second he has pwessed byest, sucked byest, fingered punny, I could feel the excitement in him. He didn't even thrust for long before he came. We quietly went to shower and while towelling his Jr stood attention again.
I just smiled and asked him to relax let me take charge if not his system would get used to been an indomie man.
I carefully kissed him while my hands fondled his balls and his shaft, gently coming down to his nips, at this point he was helpless on his back, I started testing his microphone when I see he is about to come I remove and blow some air on the mic, it's part of testing the microphone.... Lol.
After 15mins of foreplay I climbed him gently and rode him and stopped at intervals to kiss him I changed positions to give the reverse cowgirl style and next thing his dad knocked on the door demanding to see him, he shouted saying he will be down shortly he needs to rest for sometime, his dad insisted he wants him to meet some people in 20mins.
We had no choice but to round up what we were doing, I went down on four and guided him to go doggy on me, after few thrusts he shouted saying it's too sweet, I urged him to go on and in no time we were done and he went to meet his dad.
After the dinner party we partied till dawn and left for our honey moon destination where I taught him undisturbed how to please me sexually and in turn teach him what grown men do to the woman he loves dearly.
It's been almost 10years now we've been married and our sex life is awesome, he is willing to learn and please me in bed also me, he keeps saying I spoiled him as he met me as a virgin.
Blue film eyaff arrive..
ReplyDelete#grabs Lucile coconut oil, heads to the bedroom
Lol,commot my name for ur bedroom things
DeleteMadam poster, I join stella raise hands for u ni. You too much. Keep Enjoying your marriage dear
DeleteLmaooo
DeleteStella pls stop using this picture.. it kills me. Lol....I don laugh tire e really reach to hail her ooooo...
DeleteLucille, ur Coconut oil don go international ooo.....straight to the bedroom...lol
DeleteHahahahahahahahahahah @Lucile
DeleteDear blog visitors,please help me.A guy promised to marry me.we dated for a long time and finally he disvirgined me.blog visitors to my greatest shock this guy was married.i am so pained cos there was no clue whatsoever.i live in the east and he lives in the west.he came to see me almost every weekend for more than a year before he disvirgined me.i don't know what to do.i don't want to jazz him but I want him to pay dearly.before I forget all of a sudden he is so rich now.how can I make him pay.which kind of prayer I go do?this guy has messed me up seriously.matured comments only.God bless you.
DeleteO girl 👧 you spoil
DeleteAnon, please live him, his nemesis will catch up with him. #blameyyourself
DeleteWaoo waoooooooo I love this
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
I love this.
DeleteSo they blow air into the microphone? Didn't know before o.
Le boo where are you ooooo?
Email in my bio.
Yes ooooo. I am desperate like that! Hahahahahhhohoohohohoh
I like the fact that poster was willing to teach her man, instead of blaming and abusing him, I also like that her man was willing to learn. He put aside his pride and ego for his love for his wife and guess who is enjoying the fruits? I also like the fact that God blessed poster double for her sorrow. If she had married her ex it is possible that she would have been sending chronicles. I think she has a good heart, that is why God rewarded her. She tried so hard to save her relationship and was willing to help a stranger at the airport (this is not too easy in these days of 419). Wishing you poster more years of wedded bliss.
DeleteYes... Blowing air is some cool sturves... Lol. Thanks guys.
DeleteThis is what we're saying, from disappointment to glory. I envy you darling
ReplyDeleteMy dear this is actually the best I've read. She took it from the root up. Poster you're such a lucky baby. *High 5*
DeleteIt pays to be good. I remember when is started dating my ex and I went out to shop for toiletries (my toiletries ain't cheap though 🙈) and i shopped the men's range for him cos I noticed he had very dry skin. That was it. He stuck to me like white on rice. Said no woman had every gotten him anything just out of kindness. Apart from his mum. I got back that money in hundreds of thousands of folds. Na me still break the relationship off. Haha! He got to clingy and demanding. What's a girl to do? Hian!
My dear this is actually the best I've read. She took it from the root up. Poster you're such a lucky baby. *High 5*
DeleteIt pays to be good. I remember when is started dating my ex and I went out to shop for toiletries (my toiletries ain't cheap though 🙈) and i shopped the men's range for him cos I noticed he had very dry skin. That was it. He stuck to me like white on rice. Said no woman had every gotten him anything just out of kindness. Apart from his mum. I got back that money in hundreds of thousands of folds. Na me still break the relationship off. Haha! He got to clingy and demanding. What's a girl to do? Hian!
Thanks darling.
DeleteAwwwwwwn. This is sweet. Sometimes, bad things happen for good things to come our way.
ReplyDeletePreach it!!!
DeleteSo happy for you darling. Many more years to you guys. Lovely story
Thanks,bless u too.
DeleteI join Bey raise hand for you
ReplyDeleteI follow join o..
DeleteVirgin groom..
Aunty you disvirgined a man!!!!
👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌🙌
Rotfl........
DeleteNew Eve, really?!....
But true true, I raise hand for u, need to come learn skills from u sef.
yes oh! Virgin groom, you won't know what you're missing till a virgin guy f**k for.#married Virginian#
DeleteChei! They finished me here... Runs out sobbing.
DeleteKwakwakwakwakwakwakwa at testing the microphone...
ReplyDeleteThis poster is craaaazzzy!...
Lwkmd!...
Another new slang" testing the microphone "
DeleteFor ladies only...
DeleteAwwwn, God bless your home, who said one won't get a happy ending? Thank God for you
ReplyDeleteStella u overhyped dis WnB buh it's cool sha. may God continue to bless ur home dear poster.
ReplyDeleteChaiiii and I was expecting some mindblowing WNB, see as I just cool off now.
DeleteHmm.. Ọmọ Adamo sé eleyi oti dunto. Alainitelorun! Poster ride on i gbadun your WNB.
DeleteGaniyat,stopeet😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteYou madam, you are the real MVP
ReplyDeleteKonji na bastard...Le boo, this thing you are saving ehn, may someone not steal it away from you. Amen
ReplyDeleteAWESOME!
ReplyDeleteI know you'll love it...hehehe
DeleteWow! Now this is what I call WNB. It's intriguing, fascinating and all you can think of. At her lowest ebb was when she found love. I wasn't moved by the sex tales, but was moved by the bittersweet ending.
ReplyDeleteLady gee....love will find u soon as u are one lady wit a hearth of gold....love u to the moon and back
DeleteThis is wonderful. I remembered a friend that met her man when the one she was killing herself for broke up with her. She even had an accident trying to go and settle things with d ass. Her new man treats her like a demo God and they have 4kids now. Bless you girlfriend.
ReplyDelete**demi*
DeleteAwwww... May we get simple wisdom. Bless you too hun.
Deletei usually dont comment here just a spectator but that story is something one needs to key into. Awesome story. Gob bless your home
ReplyDeleteSo Where do u comment?
DeleteWow! So interesting. This is it!. Your shame was turned to blessing. God keep you both.
ReplyDeleteThanks and may He keep u too.
DeleteWhen one door closes, another opens. This kind of disappointment became a blessing.God is a perfect planner. Thank God for u Poster, may you continue to experience joy and peace in ur marriage.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Amen!!
DeleteHmm. This WNB carry weight o.
ReplyDeletelol. Stella your cray I swear. that your Beyonce pic killed it walahi. I wish I can meet you in person just to snap with you. and show people saying see, I snapped with Stella. people talk about being someone voltron did not understand till I saw myself defending you even when you're wrong. lol. I love you die. WNB of life.
ReplyDeleteI just wet my panties
ReplyDeleteYou people here have spiolt me beyond redemption
Jeez I need something inside of me now, anything
Even if it's a huge stick.
Cray babe!!! I reject huge stick on ur behalf. U need a huge dick instead to thrust in and out in slow motions,reaching all nooks and crannies of ur vjay, driving u wild in orgasmic esctasy... Chi, am i wrong???
DeleteChai!! Na wah for this girl oo lololol
DeleteHmmmmmm
DeleteChai babe,you've successfully worsened my situation oh. I'm drippin like crazy reading your comment alone.
DeleteYou're right Nne.
Hahahaha no to stick!
DeleteUse this 70naira carrot
DeleteStick ke? Get yourself a bullet jor!
DeleteThese two 'Chi's' are crazy.
DeleteEwwww
Atheist you are definitely not alright....hahahahahahahahahha
DeleteCrazy girls, love u guys... Thanks
DeleteAwwww! Now this is the second best WNB I have seen here.I wish you the best in your marriage
ReplyDeleteThanks Amaka, God bless you too.
DeleteStella I follow you raise hands😂
ReplyDeleteLol is that a cigarette on Beyonce's lips?? Hehehehehheeh nice Wnb!
ReplyDeleteThe cigarette no align
DeleteAnon 14:10 my thoughts exactly, lmao! I love SDK!
Deleteposter i raise yansh for you, that part i spoiled him cos he married as a virgin got my mouth wide open. Nice WNB stoty, May God bless your home.
ReplyDeleteThanks dear... Shines teeth
DeleteAwwwwwwwwwwWWwwwwwwwwww
ReplyDeletePoster, I did not believe that you fucked only once before you met your now horseband. U women can lie for Africa. All of can never tell anyone that true number of times that a man's preek has entered deep inside your wet Toto and pour inside. It is always "I did it only once with my fiance and things did not work out later"
ReplyDeleteIs it Ur toto...u how many times have u poured in someone toto...abeg swerve.
DeleteI don't usually troll u. But today I de extra jobless and restless
James James where have u been? Missed ur comments like crazy. Lol
DeleteHater, is it your WNB?? Is it your lie? Go marry and tell your true story if e too pain you. Until then JAMES STFU!!!!
DeleteJames, she didn't say she fucked only once, she said she fucked only one person before she got married.
DeleteInstead make you do your manly role it's the total number of prick and pour you carry calculator for as if it will earn you promotion at work...with this attitude your village will never stop chasing you..and women please beware of this an inch nipple dick size dick boy called james weewee for body
DeleteVivienne ND Co thanks, James na trouble maker. Allow him to read the story again.
DeleteVivienne ND Co thanks, James na trouble maker. Allow him to read the story again.
DeleteHahahaha bad bado badest! You go girl!
ReplyDeleteSo your first bf was all bout the cunt? Na wa oooh. Men ehn.
ReplyDeleteThis one got me so wet.now i just want to test the mic. Lee boo where art thou bring the mic up here am waiting.
*removes pant and spreads leg to 180 degree*
First time commenter...
ReplyDeletelovely story,just had to comment,its something every woman dreams of minus the heartbreak from the yeye engineer guy. God bless your home ma.
wow!!! All I did(while reading this), was paint a mental picture(and me being the main character)😂🙆🏾
ReplyDeleteLol... You wish.
Deletehmmmmm....this wnb is really among the best. more grace in your marriage
ReplyDeleteWaoh I enjoyed reading and the microphone part cracked me up badly!
ReplyDelete@poster I don't understand why you are covering up for your weak nerd horseband. U climbed him and rode him him. Why stop at intervals? Because you did not want him to pour or release in minutes before you even think of releasing.
ReplyDeleteYes na. Mr strong she is not shy to say the truth. A man's first round can be two minutes. You don't judge by first round biko. James u must be a weak man always comparing urself with weak people
Deletego ahead James,bad bele is allowed...
DeleteJames what is your own is it your riding or pouring?
DeleteJames on point! The hubby is 1 minute man
DeleteHaha! Welcome back james
DeleteThis James is wack for africa
DeleteAs a strong man that you is nau
DeleteJames repent Biko, it's obvious u want to pick up a fight, I'll ignore you again. Thanks dearies for standing by me... Muah!
DeleteWow! You be the real badosky woman. But all good. Enjoy your marriage honey.
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeleteInteresting story
So there are still virgin guys existing okwaya!!!
Wonderful!!
Yes my man is one and I am also a virgin too!
DeleteYes my friend just disvirgined her nerdy lecturer boo few weeks ago. She didn't believe it. 😂
DeleteThat was 10 years ago
DeleteLoooool stella dis ur piks eh..its epic!!!!hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteWow! E reach to raise hands for me oo.it pays to do good always.This is so interesting!! Enjoy ur marriage.
ReplyDeleteI love your story
ReplyDeleteWomen deserve to marry virgin men too.
I crave for a virgin now...Lol
KING XOXO MYSTERY
Waooo....this wnb bad gan oo...my......is on vibration mode nd pulsating. God bless your union.
ReplyDeleteHmmmnmm tongue licking
ReplyDeleteLmao @ "Blowing The Microphone" #SchoolTeacher lol.... God bless your home.
ReplyDeleteHmmm...lovely story
ReplyDeleteWonderful
ReplyDeleteI really had a nice time reading. But how person go read book forget gbenshing skills?
ReplyDeleteHahaha lol ur wnb is simply amazing. I had a tear in my eyes when u said u cried over giving ur ex 'IT'.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm
ReplyDeleteThis Beyoncé's meme picture ehn. Madam. Jiisike oooo.
ReplyDeleteEwoo, I have decided to follow Jesus. Kikikiki, badest girl.
ReplyDeleteMe too, happily
DeleteOgbonge
ReplyDeleteWow! Lovely.
ReplyDeleteBest WNB ever
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your home,how far with that your ex?
ReplyDeleteInteresting story. i couldn't stop laughing, I hope my boss doesn't catch me.
ReplyDeleteI luv this oh boi
ReplyDeleteInteresting, Hml to the poster
ReplyDeleteYour husband was destined to meet u, truly this is the best WNB we ve ever seen...can you imagine! that same night and it was indeed a blessing in disguise...Thank God u gave him your number, if not lol, but the if not did not happen as you didnt miss him, keep enjoying...
ReplyDeleteAwesome.
ReplyDeleteRebound thingz....#noneofmabiznes
ReplyDeleteNothing out of ordinary about the Wedding Night except the fact that the poster got married to Mr Noodles.
Mumu he was a virgin and only needed a little coaching.
DeleteBigga mumu, a little coaching to cum in seconds? Ok I changed my mind, noodles z even betta.
DeleteSorry oo, no b say make yo man finish in a blink
lolololol @ testing the microphone
ReplyDelete..was happy with the sweet ending...
but i follow raise hand ooooo
respect to you dear not every girl would do what you did, you tried teaching him how to last long ice one
ReplyDeleteThis is my plight right about now, I'm. So shattered. And. Broken, all I did was love and support. Him, and he pays. Me by. Impregnating. And falling in love with. A girl from his state, after. 2years of wearing his ring....OH GOD!!! I feel so much pain, I'm bursting
ReplyDeleteWhat on earth made you wear his ring for two years. Chics deh try o
DeleteOh nwanne come chop hug. It's well. Refuse to wear any ring till he meets your parents and paid the price. Hw must have finished paying before u make him s sole owner. I know love will find you. Urs will find u soon
DeletePlease take heart. I know it's not easy but you will overcome the pain and meet someone who is worthy of YOU
DeleteD lord is ur strenght my dear.i understand exactly how u feel cos i was once in ur shoes.also dated him for two years n never knew he was married n d idiot came to c my parents.but i am fine now.u will also b fine ok.i knw exactly wat u r thinking now.wat pple wil say right?dont worry u wil b fine.lik Dr Olukoya use to say dat its better dey laugh at u than u wont b able to laugh after marriage.Relax dear.d Lord said for ur SHAME he will give u DOUBLE!
DeleteJust discovered my boo deceived me. Though he didn't give me a ring, but he made me sad on many occasions and did not treat me like a girlfriend but a fuck mate. So I should have known. But God revealed the truth to me and I have decided to live right and trust God. I have broken up with him and not surprisingly, he did not give a damn.
DeleteRing? Two years? Hian!
DeleteMe I no take oh. I've warned bae. If I wear ring that's an automatic 3 month ultimatum.
DeleteMe I no take oh. I've warned bae. If I wear ring that's an automatic 3 month ultimatum.
DeleteThe return of lord of ring....seriously we should never believe anything what our men says,the day my guy proposed it was at a wedding party imagine the crowd but after that very day I stop wearing the ring,because till date we are not married and he is not married so I borrow myself better common sense
DeleteInteresting. Thank God you embarked on that journey. It was destined to be. God bless your home.
ReplyDeleteThis is sweet, never been lucky with love and men...i know soonest all will be well. enjoy your marriage.
ReplyDeleteI rarely comment on here but this WNB caught me! I so wanna get married now! lol
ReplyDeleteHahahaha. Poster,i raise nyansh for you.
ReplyDeleteThankGod you found love again. 10yrs and still growing strong. God bless your home.
Wow interesting wnb. Life plays out just like script,
ReplyDelete#A great relationship is about two things, first, find out the similarities, second, respect the differences*
ReplyDeleteI wish I will met my Mr right soon. Broke up about 2 weeks ago and all I do I think of him. And 2 think I still nurse feelings 4 him after beating me and destroying my properties. God I look up 2 u, am so depressed and shattered. All I ever did was love him but I got pain in return
ReplyDeleteLove will locate you soon dear, stay positive.
DeleteGood afternoon bvs,please I need more information on Naijafund and and how to register on gofundme. Is Naijafund legit? How do I go about my postal code on Gofundme. I need to raise money to pay my tuition fee. *sad*
ReplyDeleteE say eezz too sweet...Kai!!! make my wife get ur skills IJN. AMEN
ReplyDeleteHahahahah.... urs will locate u IJN.
DeleteThis WNB was real! Every disappointment is a blessing mehn! Well done poster for your patience with your man. Most women will run and say the man no sabi do!
ReplyDeleteI kinda liked the challenge, he learned fast, he coped well and now a nerdy pro... Lol
DeleteAm so happy for you girl. I God is faithful. I wish you more years of happiness, joy, peace in your marriage
ReplyDeleteI was just smiling all through, cant waint to get married. This sounds like Xp
ReplyDeleteOk i would have thought i sent in my story if not for little changes. Well i knew my husband when he returned from the Uk, a nerdy to the core. my ex bobo dumped me that he had a pastoral calling and needed to focus on it hence no distraction (he was a deep born again, upgraded my spiritual life and made me a better me, maybe that was his purpose in my life). So my husband called and asked to meet and i was all tears that my ex left me for his calling lol. He took me out to relax and months later, we started dating. We never collected as i had given my life to Christ although not a virgin and he a christian as well and extremely principled. on my wedding night, i realised my husband was a virgin. I had to explain a lot of things to him as he is a better bookworm (yes he spends up to a million buying books, volumes of books). Its been 6 years and oh my he gives the best head(of course i explained it to him) and when we have s3x, sometimes he will stop to see pussy (he says it excites him aspa bookworm)and yes he lasts up to 30 minuetes and longer with foreplay. I must confess i was skeptical when he asked me to date him he has 2 B.Sc, 2 Masters degrees and various certifications, i just thought even tho i am a christian, this guys is boring. Thankfully, i have made him a little social, while he has made me a great introvert and a lover of books. Ladies look beyond the swag, sometimes the nerdy ones make the best husbands!!!!
ReplyDeleteOya my Nerdy Husband, Holy ghost filled and Naira Loaded where are u.
DeleteI am not a gwezz o. Under 26
Oya my Nerdy Husband, Holy ghost filled and Naira Loaded where are u.
DeleteI am not a gwezz o. Under 26
Wow!wow!!wow!!! I just had to come outta my hiding to comment. This is one of the best I have read so far! Was almost giving up on WNB but Stellaz caption pricked my curiosity. I love love this! Can make a single lady wanna create a man for herself to marry asap. Lol.
ReplyDeleteI so love your use of words, poster, you are damn good!God bless your marriage dearie.
Thanks darling, God bless you too.
DeletePoster may God bless your marriage.
ReplyDeleteAwesome happy married life
ReplyDeleteSo loving this. God bless your home dear
ReplyDeleteThank God you found love again and it worked well for you, may God bless your Union.
ReplyDeleteNICE WNB IN ALONG TIME
ReplyDeleteI don't even know what to say,tho i really wanna say something
ReplyDeleteSo sweeeeeeet @Poster
May God keep keeping you both
Sometimes we find love in odd place.
ReplyDeleteNow this story reminds me of that bad girl that tested my microphone first... Omohhh to be a male virgin na war ooo
ReplyDeleteBiko loud am to James the pro from the womb. Dealing with a male virgin requires more patience than dealing with a female virgin.
DeleteWow,what a nice story,JAH bless ur home
ReplyDeleteHmmn, God provide a book for the booless ooo.Nice wnb although it wasn't all that. I like the fact that she got A new guy at her lowesT time.May God keep blessing your marriage dear.
ReplyDeleteAllah, i de my period bt reading dis WNB just made me wet n i yearn for a sweet dick
ReplyDeleteMEHN SISTER U R BLESSED. KEEPING RIDING THE MICROPHONE LIKE U A PREACHER
ReplyDelete* FRESH WAS HERE *