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Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Silence Is Golden Unless You Have A Child- Part 6

You breathe a sigh of relief and just before you close your eyes,YOU REMEMBER and scream ''where is that child?''...LMAO!



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Read other Hilarious ''Silence is golden Chronicles...

Silence Is Golden......Unless You Have Kids!




Silence Is Golden Unless You Have Kids - Part 3



Silence Is Golden Unless You Have A Child- Part 5




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    1. My toddler was scooping water from the toilet bowl,ewwwwwww! I screamed so loud that she ran to hug me!!!
      God bless and keep our children,Amen.

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    2. So those that don't have kids should go n die.

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    3. ...and just amazing,to add spice to it buy a gucci rope and tie a red ribbon just above where your head will hand.

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    4. Heheheheheheheehehehhehehehe
      I will give her a little spank on her bum followed by a kiss.

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    5. OMG, this baby just made my day

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  2. I just hate seeing this pic because it's everywhere

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    1. Aunty Nwa Amaka debunk this rumor that dis is you.

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    2. Yeah,its everywhere cos its funny.no vex,it WL soon go out of trend.I v been expecting it here anyways

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    3. Just amazing u are just a dumb asslicker

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  3. Lollll you can't just be silent with them




    *Larry was here*

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  4. I showed this to my mum and she laughed so hard. lol

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  5. Hahahahaha, see her face. Hahahahahahaha. I just love children.

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  6. Hahahahaha, see her face. Hahahahahahaha. I just love children.

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  7. See her eyes. She knows she has committe. Lol

    339 comment 2016

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  8. That's just my nephew!! Hahahahaaaaa

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  9. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    1. Custard. I get it, u know only akamu, not ur fault

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    2. @oversabinus ODI.
      That's a tub of butter.

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    3. Lol.. @ odi ntoooooooooor.
      Hahaaaaha.. Na serious oversabinus

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  11. Hahaha...this little girl has been trending on Instagram. Someone wrote, all he would do is keep her somewhere cool and whenever he makes toast, he'll bring her out for some butter.

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  12. children will not kill their patents o, she design herself with butter. the mother should be blame cos she kept d butter where d baby can have access to it.

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  13. Silent is really golden when you have kids

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  14. Silence in my sister's house would send you into panic.

    This baby is cute.

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  15. I remember when my nephews were younger, their dad(still struggling then) bought milo and milk, the biggest size, everyone was happy.
    Only God knows how these kids managed to empty a can of milo and milk and began swimming in it, they were so soaked their mom had to start scraping the paste off them, she had no choice than to lick their hands sef, make the thing kuku no waste finish.
    Washing their clothes was the annoying part, see milk and milo wasting in water...kids eh..lol

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  16. Chai! Children are so unique.

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  17. Mine does the same each time sudocrem gets to her reach

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  18. Aw! Such a cutie. I love kids. Their wahala no get break at all.

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  19. hummmm babies so sweet but then, you are screaming out your lungs every second

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  20. if na me I go just give am bread

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  21. I laughed very hard when i stumbled on this pix on FB

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  22. Is that butter all over the baby? I just want this baby, nothing else.

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  23. I just got a dog,my twins on hearing me drive in,ran out to come hug me welcome,the dog barked at them, both of them ran like mad,crying to their mum,since then na war between them nd the dog over my attention,no be small fight o,dog bark at them,they shout back at it,lol

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  24. Just look at how the fireball went to copy a space behind the couch,so that she can execute her plans undisturbed. Children eh! Lolzz

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  25. Children will always be fun. Wen you have them you got to always be alert.

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  26. I remember the year my 8yr old nephew drove his mother's car. Said he wanted to repark so they could play. His younger brother was sitting on the boot while he drive. Was inside wen i heard a banging sound. He brought down our fence and destroyed part of the gate. The one on the boot broke his leg. My sister showed them shege that day, esp the one that broke his leg. My sister took him to a bone doctor and he'll be like "God why me" wenever its time to massage his leg.lol
    .. Tank God it wasnt more than that.

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  27. Hi Stella, good noon and kudos to your writing style. Love your blog and cant go a day without opening it. Yeah, silence is really golden when you are dressed up to leave for work and just when you carry your daughter (who has equally dressed up) to go met her granny then... offensive stench sets in (poo)....my o my!

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  28. Lols! Children!! Can't wait to have mine

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  29. Hahahahahahaha.... Children will never stop amusing their parent with the little knowledge they have. At the same time parent should be more careful, proper house keeping should always be carried out please.

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  30. Hahahahahahaha.... Children will never stop amusing their parent with the little knowledge they have. At the same time parent should be more careful, proper house keeping should always be carried out please.

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  31. Jesus...My 6 & 4 years children no dey let us rest since them come to the realization say me and their papa na husband and wife. You hear statements like "your husband has farted" "why won't you know is she not your wife" talking to us now na your husband this,your wife that.

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  32. My specially love books, she will go seeking a book to tear, I have resorted to bring magazines and papers home and leave them at a convenient place for her to to tear if not, she will go searching for book.

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  33. Lol, reminds me of what happened today. My stylist came to the house to make my hair, my 8 months old daughter kept disturbing so we had to put her in her baby walker. Only for little madam to keep quiet . Just turned after some minutes of not hearing her voice and lo and behold, she was busy scooping haircream from the container and rubbing on herself and her walker.... kai, may God help us ooo

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