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Monday, October 19, 2015

Chronicle Of Blog Visitor Narratives...

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NARRATIVE NUMBER ONE
AFTER THE SNOOPING,WHAT NEXT?

I decided to snoop on my DH phone while he was asleep last night and one of his married female friend pinged him, and i decided to flow with her chat. decided to whine her and know her mind, asked her how shes doing and kids and anything for me, she said yes. next thing, she sent me her nude pics, STELLA  i mean pussy pics like 3. 

Shes a mother of 3 and stays in another state. i was dumbfounded, she asked of mine and i told her my battery was low, will send later. immediately i woke my husband and showed him all the chats, i felt heartbroken and lost, i believe they have been sending such for a long time to each other.
Even when i was crying thru out the night, he didn't say sorry, the ATTENTION was not given, until this morning. thou i refuse to pick his call at least so he can feel bad and KNOW I am really hurt.

My marriage is just 17months and we have been able to achieve lots during this period, (car, land, etc) and i still love him.now that i feel betrayed and lost the trust i have for him, should i stop saving with him and do my things myself?.

......Because i dont want to be a loser,learning from people's experience, Is it better to spend our salaries separately or what does my BLOG family think? I don't have friends, took him as my best friend and all. no one to advice me, i cant even tell anybody.
I really feel like staying away for a few days to feel better, but no friend place to go to. My people what can i do?.
Stella advice a sister and please dont publish my mail address. 
Thanks.


*Stammering* erm erm erm....Who sent you to snoop?People who decide to snoop should have the mind of Olumo rock and be ready to face the consequences of their snooping.
Now you are faced with the results of snooping.I dont know what to say that might be termed good,I know #teamsnoop will cuss me out for asking you who sent you to snoop.
Please as it is now the only advise i can give you might be termed bad but please save and buy property in your name alone.....and save your own money.
What is mine is mine still works.
Over to #teamsnoop!


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NARRATIVE NUMBER TWO
HOW MUCH IS TOO MUCH OF PRAYING?


Stella take your time oh, before i send snow to fall only for ur roof top, so i made a comment and you deleted it even after posting it under chronicles, well i didnt send it to your mail cus i really didnt consider it that much of a problem compared to what i read here daily, my problem dey learn seriously, kikikiki.

 I wrote about my wife's deep religious belief, shes damn too prayerful and its encroaching into unthinkable areas of our daily lives, she didnt use to be this way oh, we prayed at sunrise and before bedtime, also b4 meals but i knew shes taking it to a different level when she suggests we pray before sex, na there i fear the weather.. "Are you serious??? i asked with my mouth open and rock hard erection... 

she responded that God created sex for married couple to enjoy, and we should involve God in everything we do" Hian, even this one too? but we've been doing it without praying and you cant tell me hes not aware, i mean we're married for Christs sake, approved sex from God and man comes with the package, and its not like we pray before we Sh**, she no gree oh! 

Being that konji na bastard, i allowed her pray, and afterwards we F'kd like pornstars. This ritual continued on and on before sex, just when i am so horny, there'd be a break in transmission for prayer before sex, to say na short prayer sef e for no too pain me, she'd start by singing praise songs oh and then end it with "The grace".... 

She once said "Father Lord, we commit what we're about to do into your hands, take charge....! Na their i burst laugh oh, she said i am not taking prayer serious and she got angry and wore her dress waka, so no sex that day, so BVs abeg what am i missing? 

Is this something one can adjust to? theres no one around i can talk to about this, please speak up if any union out there does same, lemme know i am not alone, cus i wont be surprised when she starts saying this sexual position is not Godly and lets stick to missionary, na die be that.

Some days ago, we were about to have morning sex again, knowing prayer is now her foreplay i expected it coming, after the 15minutes prayer, she said OK, lets do this and shower for work, i just responded.. ''As you can see, i am no longer in the mood''...

 Na so i carry myself go bathroom, she just looked at me with disbelief, make she de take her eye de see her prayer effect on our sex life, besides we have a 2yr old daughter and not looking to get pregnant for now, so its not like we're trying to conceive again.

She introduced me to this blog, telling me about absurd chronicles, now let her read comments on our situation also, cus i know she'd read this. Stella post this and avoid snow wrath.....
I always contribute meaningfully to comments on chronicles, so please BVs,"Just negodu, Space booked, Jesus fix it..... is as good as reading and dropping your phone.


LMAOOOOOOOOO...OMG!
I almost forgot this was a chronicle!
Make i relax read comments ooooh.

Madam pray before sex i only have one thing to say to you and its this pic...look at the mouth very well....






233 comments:

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    1. @poster1 : set that moderfucker up...
      You fucked up,u could have munched the chat with her no n naked picture and send it 2 your fone.
      You shouldn't have confronted your hubby, you should have played cool n flow with the two of them.
      That womb needs 2 be exposed....
      As 4 your he goat of a husband.....you should be able to know the befitting punishment that will suit him.

      @poster2 : BuahahhhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahbauauhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahAaAaAHAhaah
      Sorry, I have 2 laugh....ur chronicle is 2 funny.
      Could this be my friend G....

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    2. Poster 1, We'll everything has advantages and disadvantages. I am #TeamSnoop and I don't regret it, is it not better you know the type of man you are married to? At least you'll get over it and know his type. You know what, talk to him.... It'll be hard to forgive him but you'll eventually get over it. See ehn, make him feel guilty. Cook for him, do the norm, when he's horn and wants to have sex, bring up the topic, if he gets angry and leave the house, he'll come back. Don't nag, don't allow him blame you for checking his phone. You're his wife so it's not bad. But don't you feel that you know the type of human he is??


      Poster 2, Too much of everything is not good except prayers. Better don't over do it o, when you're doing your quiet time, commit all the sex for the day into God's hands so you won't lose your hubby. A word is enough for the wise. Or you be praying in your mind during the sex. Madam prayer warrior. Gown sit down jare.
      These type of things vexes me sef.

      Hubby, do it for her three times, if she prays long again before sex, tell her you're not doing that she has killed the mood let her know the right thing to do at the right time. Abegiiiiiiiiiiii

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    3. Poster 2 how can a woman be as daft as this. U better stop all this rubbish she is doing because very soon she will not dress well and start doing insane things in the name of religion. This is how it starts. I no people like her. She would eventually loose u if she continues like this and then she would blame God for it. Be mindful of her friends to and family. Am sure she has a religious mentor who is brain washing her. Till her marriage will crash. Stupid woman

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    4. Hahahahahahahahahah! Just when you thought you've heard it all, it just hit without warning. Chronicle 2 is so funny Lol @Father Lord, we commit what we're about to do into your hands, take charge. Lol epic prayer.
      Seriously narrative 2 should be joke of today.

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    5. P1-na u find trouble,now deal with it.
      Harden/man up,love him but ur trust shd be limited,whilst you pray for ur marriage.
      P2:na u funny die,see ur wife matter d Cain to take flog her still dey do press up,by d time babe's start dey give u free show for outside,she go forget prayers for bedroom,abi na back of her bible she dey read neh?
      Anyway experience is the best teacher,when she see situation,even to pray go hard her.
      Nonsense upon ingredient.

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    6. P1-na u find trouble,now deal with it.
      Harden/man up,love him but ur trust shd be limited,whilst you pray for ur marriage.
      P2:na u funny die,see ur wife matter d Cain to take flog her still dey do press up,by d time babe's start dey give u free show for outside,she go forget prayers for bedroom,abi na back of her bible she dey read neh?
      Anyway experience is the best teacher,when she see situation,even to pray go hard her.
      Nonsense upon ingredient.

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    7. Poster 1... I guess team snoop members never told u that before joining their team make sure ur heart is strong... anyway, the deed has been done... i'm nt married so I really don't know how keeping same account works... I know for sure that it's not an assurance 4 a successful marriage... just live your life for you and try to makeyourself happy... That's the key to living a good life. Still be a good wife afterall the saying is "marriage isn't a bed of roses" this could be one of the thorns in your bad and how you manage this situation really matters... I hope u gain some wisdom from the respectable members of this blog through their comments today... goodluck... i'm sending u E-hugs cos u need as many as u can possibly get right now.
      Poster 2....ur matter funny die.... anyway, wife of poster 2, take it easy oh... we are also xtians oh and unless u can show me an express part of the Bible that condemns the act of not praying before sex, I am of the opinion that ur just being plain foolish. Especially owing to the fact that you know your hubby is uncomfortable withwhat your doing... thank God your a BV also... so u'll definitely read this comment... if your hubby stops getting that which he loves @ home from you as freely as he wants to, if you have to put acondition for your hubby before he gets sex, pls note that you are beginning to push him away with your own hands, out of your own freewill... I hope u also know that girls have made sex really cheap... ur hubby can get it wherever... Madam prayer before sex, you are in the wrong on this one.... my two cents sha....
      A.B Chic

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    8. There is a correlation between religion and psych disorders...poster 2 be on the look out, your wife might need MSE.

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    9. Omg... I was first... *shines teeth*

      Narrative 1... I'm team snoop but right now I feel sorry for u. Pele. Vex for boo small and forgive him. Open a savings account on the side for yourself. God Is your strength!

      Narrative 2...Madam prayer warrior please reduce your prayer to only grace and move on. Kilode singing praise and worship on top your husband oo. Please keep the prayer short and sharp. Husband please forgive her.

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    10. Narrative 1- I am a proud team snoop! Snooping helps you know your partner and also help you shine ya eye... Hehehehehee. Please be very angry with your husband! You know how to handle him, he's your husband. As for the useless woman, you would've sent the chat msgs and pics to your phone, then forward it to her later on. You no suppose dull @ all...

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    11. @Poster 2, u and ur wife r just comedians. Was laffing so hard in public, pple tink am cray. U wud have won sunday gist hands down

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    12. LMAOOOOOOOOOO!!! I'm actually in stiches reading poster 2's chronicle!

      Madam prayer warrior.... Abeg na.... Leave God out of your sex life! He created it for married folks yes, but to involve him before doing it is not just normal lol ... There are some things God likes us to do on our own as long as he has permitted them and sex between married couples is one of them so please, stop punishing your hubby o!! It have do!! You're a prayer warrior.. He has understood your point! LMAOOOOOO

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    1. @ poster 2_Pray before Sex? afterwards you guys Fuck'd like pornstars??? Kikikikiki What an Irony!!!! Hehehehehe
      Next time shez Horny please my dear read Psalm 119. That will teach her a lesson! Mtcheeew

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    2. @poster1 : I 4got 2 add that you should stop saving with him.
      To your tent oh Israel.

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    3. LMAO the only chronicles I see here is that of poster two I swear down this your chronicle would have won Saturday and Sunday gist. Don't worry when your wife finish reading comments she will readjust shaperly, make she happy say you never dey look for am outside cos ladies are not smiling imagine praying before ... hahahahahaha u go fear prayer warrior. wifey of poster 2 if u are reading this please change oh so that we don't read your chronicles...

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    4. Why do I have a feeling that poster2 is Mmyflawws?...he once claimed that his wife is very godly and prayerful,loves God more than she loves him?lol!mmyflawws defend urself,God don catch u.lmao!
      Well,the only way to stop dis fanatical hypocrisy is just to stop it!u have to man up sha oo! and make up ur mind that anytime u want to have sex,its a 50_50 chance,so that if she asks for prayer,u sef say you no do again.but u have to endure,but can u?#menandsex#
      With time,she will get tired,and need sex too,den u pple can have a meeting point.
      Poster1,we team snoop members sympatise heartily with u,but want to encourage u to have no regrets!its good u now know dat u are striving for a wayward man,stop anything joint!wipe ur tears,go and make physical real friends pls;u no get school mates or church members?shuo?let him know u can do without him.men dese days ain't just loyal.and dey are d ones angry with Harrison for singing....'enjoy urself baby boo cos even ur boo has got a boo'.lol!where Linda Eze?i know she will like dis song#sideeyes#lol

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    5. @ anon 15:36. Ur so mean, ps 119 no go only get her out of the mood but she go dy snor by the time he go read half of it.

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    6. Poster 1. All i can tell u is ntoooooooo, snopp the more, heartattack on his way, who cares, men are the same get it into ur head the better for u, na today, if u dont want HBP then learn how to ignore ur man, pretend as if u be domy and get urself busy

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    1. Poster2 please permit me to laugh, Hahaahaahaha, but seriously too much of everything is bad, madam please you are killing his mood, if you must pray make it snappy. Poster 1 am sorry you found what you were looking for, team snoop over to una.

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    2. P1: Right now ur marriage is on a rocky ground so I think it's wise u save on ur own. May God lead ur heart on how to handle d situation.

      P2: Lol. This is a funny-serious case. I love ur wife's spirituality but for God's sake, we Christians should know where to draw d line between spirituality and stupidity.

      Why exactly does she feel she needs to pray before sex? I really wish she'd tell u. Sex is beautiful, God-given and sacred in itself. Sex is usually spontaneous and any break in transmission can make one lose d mood at that time.

      I just hope she isn't going overboard. Madam pls reconsider this ur new ritual for ur husband's sake. It's good to pray o but ur timing is interrupting d flow nau...lol

      Mitchelleobatu.blogspot.com

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    3. Poster 2: The funniest part of your chronicles is that ur wife starts the prayers with praises
      She must be a real comedian and u sef u are a patient man
      @ the poster's wife u're over doing it biko
      Lmaoooooo

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    4. Poster 1: sorry but your story pales before poster 2's. All I can say is your husband has no taste.

      P2. Rotflmao! Lwkmd! *faints! *
      Tell her to stop it or you will never sleep with her again. Say it with a straight face. I'm sure when she sees how serious you are she'll quit.

      Mrs P2: I'm sure you've read so many chronicles , so you know that marriages are crashing everyday. Do you know that this issue, as trivial as it may seem, could send your husband into the arms of another woman? You need to do the right thing at the right time. You're taking this prayer issue to the extreme. It's not even like you're trying to conceive .........If you don't stop it, you may end up praying for your husband to stop cheating .

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  4. Poster one ; A man who cheats and disrespects you will do so because he knows he can get away with it, he will only beg if he does self and that is it you will do nothing like most desperate to be married Nigerian women. Abeg I no dey.

    Poster two: Am sure you married her because she was " God fearing " enjoy mbok.

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    1. Lmao @ your advice for poster 2
      Madam stay there and be doing prayer before sex until one small geh will start limpopoing your husband outside. Mtcheeeeww

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    2. Didn't u see where he mention that she was not like that at the early stage of their marriage?

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    3. Good for those that are looking for a God fearing woman to marry

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  5. @Poster 1, prayyyyyyyy.

    @Poster 2, I can't stop laughinggggg




    *Larry was here*

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    1. Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahhahah hahahahahhahah hahahahahhahah hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha my bele ooooo @poster2

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  6. Thirsty married bitches everywhere.

    Poster2, I know who you are.

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    1. Poster 2, calm down jare and enjoy the prayers.

      You said she wasn't like this initially? Only God knows what she had seen inside marriage to you and other women's experiences that has turned her into a prayer warrior.

      Maybe the prayer sef Na for make her husband do the 'do' well so that she go enjoy am too, if people can pray for money, why not for a good sexual experience with their spouse?
      After all, prayer is the MASTERKEY.

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  7. Lol at least you even see phone snoop so ur own better. I dare not touch my hubby's phone even though its always locked am still not allowed to touch it.

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    1. That's what you get for marrying an old man

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    2. Hmmmmmm
      And he is supposed to be your hubby!
      Like your are in abusive marriage.
      Inukwa "I dare not "
      Please what will happen if you dare 2 touch it?

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    3. hun hun... naa so marriage be?
      abeg na dollars i want oo, i no need husband anymore!

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    4. Eya sounds like a strict hubby just like mine. Too many rules if i touch em phone i go hear history,he's just too strict for my liking kwa.

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    5. Madam you are married too yourself. Some men with there rigid attitude.

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    6. Awww,and you had to go under anon to say this...hmm the fear of Ehy is the beginning of wisdom for you.

      Viv darl its not,its all about privacy i can't touch his and he can't touch mine

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    7. Pele your hubby na baba cheat that's y u will never see his phone

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  8. Hmmm,Stella,we hear different things daily.

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  9. Narrative 1) please stop savings with him. My mum and dad are still very good together but my mum got more properties of her own dan my dad. My mum started planning for her life wen my dad bring in second wife lol...... Now she boldly call her self d boss funny woman.

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    1. Wise woman.
      After suffering with you they'll go and marry someone else.
      God bless your mum.

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  10. poster 1

    Your story sweet me dieeeeee.

    Pussy, like 3. chai

    lmao


    Poster 2

    Na wa oh. Religious bastardization. Your wife na comedian joh

    Na those kind women dey fuck pastor ten yrs later. I have seen this sufficiently

    Religion does not determine a good heart.

    And you sef, u go soon start to fuck outside too. Just watch

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  11. Poster 1: I am taking ur matter personal dunno y.First, why will you snoop if u don't have the mind for it? I am the proud president of team snoop world wide but then,i have padded my heart with everything possible and u shud do same too.So, after snooping u r waiting for sorry? U no smart.Chai, nne now is the time to put ur money to good use, takia of urself and buy stuff in ur name.Stop saving with him cos he cud be spending it with her(na small thing dey teach us lesson).Look good for u and let his mind wonder who's also humping his wife.Must u have a friends house to go to? Even if ur heart is broken, it will mend in a year or 2 but btw now n then make ur own self happy, remember no man shud be the cos of ur tears or sadness.Most of us have learnt it the hard way and it works.

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    1. So your hubby don show you nwii but you still carry belle some months ago. Advicing people to do things which you can't do...oshisco

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    2. Exactly, tell him you don't wantu be saving with him again. Simple. Stupid men.

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    3. Good advice. Take care of yourself for yourself alone. I know lots of pple wil say pray for him, do this do that coz men r babies. Pray for urself. Remember you only live once so keep ursef happy, nd he wil b jealous of u sef.

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    4. Don't tell him anything, start saving sharp sharp. Let ur bank account and children be consolation for u. Anytime he wan do the do, give him condom. Shikena! As for the married whore, get her husband's number and forward his wife's punani to him. Lobatan! Let her feel d ricochet of the vibration in your home. I will forever team snoop

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  12. Hahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaahhaahhahahahaahahhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah.....Bless u brother.

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  13. so there women who still operate operate joint acct with DH???

    Madam pls snoop more and get every reason there is to change your mind about the acct thingy and saving up money for the fear of the unknown. Me i dont like dishing out 'unhealthy' advices. But i dont see myself joining my money with lee boo, except he contributes 99percent and i 1percent...shikena!

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  14. Lol!

    Poster 1: go ahead and acquire assets in your name and make sure the ones you've both acquired together bear both your names!

    Poster 2: I think your wife is going to far with the prayers, tbh! Like you rightly asked, does she pray b4 other bodily functions? Mbok I no sabi wetin to advise!

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  15. KikiKikiKikiKiki! Prayer before sex too? Hahahahaha. Madam abeg ease up biko

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  16. Poster 2 na comedy una dey ooo.. u for post this ur chronicles for in house gist. . The only thing I can do is laugh. .. hahaha Hahahahhahaha

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  17. Poster 1,you are a shameless woman. Did you caught him gbenshing?
    The woman is staying in another state.
    Good for you.
    Next time.Learn to be a good woman and stay off ur man s phone.
    Even married couple have their individual privacy.
    Yeye woman.

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    1. Keep speaking bad english

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    2. Your grammar though *sigh*. What is "did you caught him...."

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    3. Money maker ur english is out of this world.

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    4. Sometimes, I feel you reason with your anus...
      I still like you shall

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    5. Supuuuuu!!!! Gboaaaaa *i didn't CAUGHT him gbenshing o....

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    6. Moneymakerian English! Lol

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    7. *catch... Na auto correct wahala.
      My English language is impeccable.

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    8. make una leave my nigga (Money Maker) alone.. to be honest, some of the things we read here daily is enough to influence ur vocabulary in a very negative way.. make una nor blame d guy

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    9. Not too late for evening school uno

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    10. Your construction of English language tho.... God help us

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    11. Your construction of English language tho...... God help us

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    12. Ur English tho. Auto correct my ass!!!

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    13. U guys are seriously falling for the *caught* mistakes? Mtchewww they are some gbagaun that will make u know it wasn't intentional. But sorry money maker...this ur *caught* was just too get comments. Too obvious. Try harder next time. Attention seekers on this blog tire me

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    14. Blame it on typographical error#just negodu

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  18. Poster 1... your snooping is good if your heart is made of stone. Sorry ooo. no cry too much ooo. married woman with 3 kids and sending her vijay to your oga. Lets look at it.
    Are you fat, are you sexy, or because you marry, you trowey yourself anyhow come look like an mgbeke. what did you see on that woman that is different from you. Take a cue and look well, know what you are doing wrong. God will help you.
    for now, keep your money apart. dont tell him things you want to do.

    Poster 2... this man you are just too funny. abeg continue praying with her for gbenshing. Am sure she is trying to bring the spark back with prayers. you dont know that satan can enter gbenshing matter for couple. Oga no vex, laugh it out.

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    1. Even if she is fat,her husband saw her fat nd married her like that. Be fat or slim o. If ur husband want to cheat on u,he wil. You guys lyk putting blames on women. The man is wrong for cheating on her.

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    2. love me jeje... u don dey mature small small... wow, nothing is impossible o!

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    3. Do not for any reason compare your self with that woman cos that is where your depression would start. Even if you look like a giant he would still cheat, haven't you seen men with slim beautiful wives cheat with fat women? Your marriage is still very young so start arranging your self for the future cos a man who would sleep with a married woman can do anything. Who knows what her own husband is up to.

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  19. where are the comments now? this 2nd chronicle just makes me keep rolling on the floor with laughter. the most funny chronicle. MY ADVISE FOR THE WOMAN: abeg stop this prayer before sex o before you spoil your marriage o. thank god u still have a good sexual life not like me that am no more sexually attracted to my hubby these days.

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  20. Poster 1..

    Just 17 months old marriage and he's already cheating?? Tufiakwa for men of nowadays oo.

    You did the right thing by snooping so you'll know what's happening! Forgive him later... but from now on. Save for yourself alone

    Make enough money that even your fifth generation cannot finish. Always Look sexy and be happy!!!

    Poster 2..

    Nne mehn i laughed the day isaw this ur story as a comment and i'm still laughing...forgive me ooo lol

    You guys need to have a talk!
    Madam since you're going to read this, plz tell him why you're doing what you're doing. As you can see it's making him uncomfortable, so u guys should just sort it out abeg.

    Una doh...

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    1. The thing is men WILL always cheat, 1 month into marriage o, a day I to marriage, they will. I once had a soon to be married man ask me out, his wedding was meant to be that Saturday. He told me he was used to having a second girl and wanted me to be that. I was shocked. Now I didn't agree, he bugged me for a little while and stopped, only God knows who the side chick is now.

      Dear poster 1; please talk to your husband well. I won't say stop saving with him, nothing and k mean absolutely nothing is stopping you from having your own savings. Split that money into two, yours and for both of you. That's playing smart and not giving him a reason to talk. Be more conscious, and realise that two wrongs never make a right. It's best to be smart than to be wrong. Most people here are not married and will just look for ways to make you have problems in your marriage. Some other people(bless their hearts) are married but won't tell you the truth when they know they are going through worse in their marital lives but would come on here and be forming power rangers. Have it at the back of your mind that men cheat, even women cheat, your man isn't a superman, that way you won't be disappointed but be smart! In all, talk to him when he gets back from work today, don't nah him, have a game plan, but listen and discern and watch him closely.

      God bless you!

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  21. P2: Lmao! which kind prayer b dat b4 sex b/w married pple? Nothing 2 say until i hear her own syd of d tori.

    P1: Allow d sleeping dog lie, u say mbanu, now see what u've put urself into. Just distant urself 4rm 4 a whyl n see wat his reaction will be.



    *****MhizDerbyViaIG*****

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  22. Narrative1,you have to face the consequence, cos you looked for it.
    Narrative2, I can't stop laughing, I just fell off my chair and just introduced two people to SDK now because of your chronicle. Someone please tell me to stop laughing. Obiaruobiguolome.

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  23. Lmbo!

    Today's chronicles got me rotflmao .
    Especially the second one.

    Infact, it's a one of a kind chronicle.
    Wifey,obviously you're reading this.
    Why na?
    Where did you get that from biko?

    Do you pray before talking?
    Do you pray before logging into SDKB?
    Do you pray before sh***ing, so that it will have a smooth exit through your anus?

    Biko,praying is the morning is enough to cover EVERY activity of the day.
    Praying in between is good too.
    But when your hubby is in the mood?
    Tf?

    Biko,kpachara anya gi o... kikikikiki
    Don't give hubby an excuse to cheat.

    Poster one:
    You must have had a reaction in mind before snooping.
    Infact, anyone that decides to snoop,should have a reaction in mind for if they find something.
    What do you want us to tell you now?
    To poison him?

    Do whatever your minds tells you to.
    About sharing, even if you both have a joint account, please get your personal account too.
    Very useful, in case of rainy days.

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  24. Narrative 2) u are very funny and Ur wife is a very good comedian too so u guys are very good to go....buahahahahahahaha I can't stop laughing, nothing we won't read on Stella blog?

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  25. Poster 2 got me laughing. The konji never hold u well. Prayer b4 sex keh? Is sex planned? The nacking will be termed as the spirit leads. Hahahahha.

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  26. Inukwa?
    Prayer b4 sex?..... like seriously?
    Poster 2 try introducing prayer after sex, before u give her money, b4 she cooks, enter d car etc..any tin in fact u wan do wit her initiate prayer mk we see who go tire!
    N.B
    Pls enrol her 4 appointments wit a councillor her mata Don de take style go yaba left!.

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  27. Poster 1,
    Your marriage is still very young for this drama...
    Since he takes good care of you and dosent batter you,continue managing him biko...
    I can't tell you to leave your marriage...Noo...
    I would have advised you get. Side boo but you are still young in marriage...
    Start saving your own money jare and make sure you collect money enough money from him for the house...
    Since he has money to be keeping girlfriends,make sure you collect your own share....stop pitying him biko...

    Poster 2,
    Your wife is so funny!...
    Hahahahaha...
    Lmao...

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  28. @ poster 2 , I had a serious laugh reading about the praying before sex to the extent of singing praises.
    Na Wetin person no go hear for this blog.
    You and your wife na clown.

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  29. Poster one sorry! D woman is married if only u could get her husband's contact, it would be very easy to treat her fuckup...or check her FB get her oga name n start from there anonymously first.

    Poster two I hail o! Lol
    Tell her to be praying while u shine her congo from behind, u know, kill 2 birds with one stone...in jesus name 'thrust'....like that....

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  30. wetin person no go read for this blog oh, hahaha..... Religion eh, anyway, u really love her from what I see, she's even lucky!

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  31. @Poster Two: "Just Negodu"!! LOL!!

    I'll read comments also....

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  32. Hahahahaha very funny something @ CH 2.
    Madam take am easy abeg. Its good to pray over everything but for wetin God don give una legal right to do again! Hian.
    @ Mrs prayer, Since you are the type that loves praying, I'm sure you'll have quiet/prayer time each day, why not commit your sex life to God during supplications and it will cover for every every when its time for the DO and as you know praying in advance is like banking. Take am easy abeg before you send your DH on a journey of no return. Btw is this MMFLWW something something? This sounds like him. Funny man

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  33. Lmao at prayer before sex as a married couple. What's that for? Please, don't use because you want to be serious to kill ur sexual lives. If it were to be that you and your husband abstain for sometime to prayer together for something that's good and not this. U wan celebrate mass ni? This story reminds me of the novel "purple herbiscus" I hope I got the spelling right

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  34. Poster 2,
    Why are afraid of prayer?
    Do you cheat on her?

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  35. Narr 1:LMAO

    Narr2: Fix it Jesus


    Memo 2 Money makes......without stress are u in Abuja??? We need 2 talk privately....would be leaving next week....

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  36. Lmao @poster 2. Madam stop the prayer before sex, it's not biblical. Stop pushing your husband out. To avoid you sending in chronicles of a cheating DH just stop.

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  37. P1, stop snooping though it is hard to stop once you start. Stop having a joint investment with your hubby since he doesn't worth it. If he can descend so low as to exchange nude pix with a married woman, it's a pity. You sef fuck up sef. The time you wasted crying over spilt milk you would have used it in transfering that chat and naked pix of that gatecrasher to your phone and then posting it online. If na me, that's what I will do. B4 she breaks my home, I will destroy her life first. Nonsense.
    P2, hahahahahaha. Your post is very hilarious.

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  38. narrative 1.....JESUS fix it I no just know wetin I wan tell you
    narrative 2.....i vote this narrative for winner of weekend gist btw madam is your reading this I await your chronicle of a cheating husband....#gatsby says

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  39. The second chronicle is one of the funniest things I've read. It's good you have a sense of humour. Your wife is serious about her beliefs so just tell her to pray every morning and commit all the sex you gus will be having in prayer. That way when the time comes she has already prayed and no need for fresh prayer again

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  40. Involve God b4 you sex. . Na was ooh

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  41. #2...when u r about to have sex n she wants to pray,just chip in d short prayer "bless this sex oh Lord for Christ's sake.Amen"

    #1...u found what u r looking for. If u know u can't handle d truth,don't snoop.
    Putting myself in ur hubby's shoes,my defense will be "I'm just flirting wit her cos she's out of town n I can't see her,if I wanto cheat on u I'l do it wit someone in dis town I can see weneva I want"..den wit plenty begging,a gift n a promise not to do a stupid tin like dat again + d love u have for him u'l come around n give him d benefit of d doubt. Forgive ur hubby

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  42. Involve God b4 you sex Na wa ooh

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  43. Buhahahahah chronicals will not kill me which one is prayer b4 sex? Oga biko look for the nearest avaliable position in yaba left. Becos ur wife is gradually losing it.
    Inukwa prayer b4 sex hahahahah this is the highest joke of 2015.

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  44. Prayer before sex.....


    This is the craziest and most hilarious thing I have heard in MY 30 years of Existence here on earth.

    Honestly, I am going to save this link to make me laugh whenever I am sad.

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  45. Stella kai I Don laugh tire dey come tears for eye for dis chronicle 2.i need hear dis one for before oda u dey try. Madam wife u wan loose your husband abi, which pastor abi na where e dey for Bible say make we pray before love making. I pity u oooooo. No bring anoda chronicle here later ooooooooo

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  46. poster one what you don't know will not kill you, now you know you'll have to deal with it, maybe give him a break, am not saying you should leave him, just some time to sort your feelings, am not making excuses but 98% of men are that way, they'll have a tall wife, next they'll start tripping for short women, slim wife na then orobo go turn african queen for their eyes....
    poster two maybe your wife is going bounkers and you are here making jokes, i mean who prays before doing it
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    1. What u don't know won't kill u? Imagine her not knowing abt this affair and hubby takes off with this woman after clearing the joint account? Would she be immune to the heartbreak cos she didn't know abt the affair? Una go just dey use proverbs wey no follow. My aunt applied that policy of what u don't know won't kill u and her hubby infected her with HIV.

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  47. Poster one....dont be surprised that ur husbnd mite b the father to those 3 kids. jst do your things nd savings on ur own. Try and make ursef happy bcoz we only live once nd also try nd create time for you and ur husbandto sit dwn nd talk very well.
    Poster 2...I jst laffed coz ijst remembered my frnd. Dont worry ur wife go read comments tire 2day.

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  48. Buhahahahhahaha
    Kikikikikikikiki
    He Hehehehhehe
    Omg
    Poster two abeg I can't stop laughing, are you for real??
    Ok lemme guess how she goes during the prayer
    'Oh Lord may this dick I'm about to collect take me to heaven and back.
    Holyghost fire please bend the tip of the dick to sincerely scrap the sides of my vagina so that maximum pleasure can be attained.
    Thunder of God please strike this dick to faithfully vibrate while it is going into my vagina.
    I command the Lord's strength upon this dick to last a minimum of 20mins in Jesus Name.

    Lolzzzzzzzzzsss.
    Haven't laughed this much in a long time.

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    1. Rotflmao

      Viva, your comment has finally given me a stitch.

      I die here!!!!

      * rolls off chair*

      Kwakwakwakwa

      #WhiteDiamondOut

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    2. Rotflmao

      Viva,your comment has finally given me a stitch.

      I die here!!!!

      * rolls off chair *

      Kwakwakwakwa

      #WhiteDiamondOut

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    3. Lmaoooooooooo..
      I love this blog eh!
      Too many funny characters..

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    4. Lmao! All that for 20 mins ? Isn't that too small?

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    5. LMAO!!

      Funny enough I thought the same thing, seriously.

      Maybe she doesn't enjoy sex and has tried every means to tell the guy without making him feel bad and he still hasnt gotten the message.

      Last last, Na God go help settle the situation nau.

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  49. Kikikikiki kikikikikikikiki

    Omg! Poster two ur story is both a chronicle and a gist hahahahahaha. Infact it's more funny than all the weekend gists we read last choi.

    Since it doesn't affect her performance but rather brings out the fiery goddess in her, I will say let it continue.
    Since you don't really like it esp the long prayers, I will say you both compromise....
    ...Say the prayer but make it a short one.

    I think it's what allows her mind to be free of guilt so she can fuck you anyhow. Enjoy it dear poster, atleast God is involved and it's not.prematurely.

    Poster 1, married for just 17 months and yet DH prefers that tohtoh picture of a married woman with 3kids?
    I'm glad u snooped so you will know that these days, Love is not blind anymore but Love ' na-amu anya like azu'.
    Be wise like a serpent Nd also hard like a rock.
    If you gotta snoop...you gotta be a badazz nigga who can take whatever is dished.
    All the best

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  50. Rofl.....nothing person no go see for chronicles. Madam pray before sex why do u think u need special prayer for sex. Sex is not food. Please it's killing the spontaneity with hubs. Maybe u can do the prayer hours before (before bed or last thing at night) and on a daily basis just in case hubs wants to have late at night or early in the morning.

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  51. Poster1 that's d after effect of snooping deal with it as Stella said ur properties should be in ur name.
    Poster2 talk to her I've never heard of such before something is definitely wrong somewhere

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  52. I am feeling that any day I lay my hands on DH phone, I will see this stuff poster 1 saw. Cos DH dey always hold His phone as if his life depends on it. God dey. I no dey bother myself with snooping, I have got many things calling my attention. My own be say anything wey man dey do. Make he protect himself to avoid stories that touch.

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  53. Poster 1, my annoyance is that after showing your husband what he's done, he's not even remorse...what kind of man is that?
    He doesn't even do it with single ladies which is bad as well, but with a married woman?
    That woman is shameless! Abeg save all the pictures and go and report her to her hubby if you have her info.
    Also show your hubby how angry you are, to think that it's only been 17months???
    Men!!!

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  54. Post my comment pls ,I need friend's around Sango Otta and its environ.Girls only pls for hanging out and gossiping.Drop your contact under mine if you're interested.

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  55. Hahahaha. This should have come in as weekend gists! Buhahahaha

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  56. OMG!!! Pray bfor sex? Like seriously? This chronicle is for Saturday and Sunday laff ooo. It will definitely win it. Lmao.



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  57. Lmaooooo !!! P2 is too funny, so ur wife dey sing praise n worship before sex? Bwhahahhahahhahaa... Madam u no well!

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  58. Poster 2, my Lord I laughed soooo much I forget what I read poster 1. Your wife is hilarious. But truth be told by the time she would know the damage she is creating in her home na when a side chic enters the equation. Women should know when they have a good thing, appreciate it and do everything to keep it. I shake my head for your wife sha.
    Oga why you de complain sef, don't you pray before you eat. Biko park well, sex too is food in marriage. So pray, cast and bind before you dive in.

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  59. Lol! @ poster 2, sorry I can't help but have a good laugh! Kwakakakakakakakaka! Ok back to it, prayer in itself is very good but the same bible admonished ur to apply wisdom in everything we do, same bible said there is time 4 everything under the sun. Why kill DH' s mood wth lengthy prayer, y not make it a 2mins prayer since u must have to pray? Don't give the devil a VIP ticket In to ur home,
    Poster1 wisdom Is profitable to direct, hv ur own savings too

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  60. Lol...that was how my cousin advised me to always pray wt my hubby b4 sex, I jst laff though my own case na TTC sha so itz kinda understandable small...bt this poster's own is jst awkward

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  61. Poster 2 .. To your wife, I don't know how spiritual you are or how you interpret the act of prayer, or maybe is an avenue to punish your husband for his unknown wrong, but from my own view you are taking things really far, don't use your hands to push your husband, he is playing along because he loves you a time will come when he will meet someone who won't pray before sex...
    My two cents
    To the husband also initiate sex before giving her what she desires lol , let's see who gets tired

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    1. People be taking religion to a whole new level. If I was her hubby, I'll be like "pray on baby, lemme go and get holy water and holy oil from pastor tunde"....*grabs car keys and phone*....enroute guest house. I don't have time for rubbish 😠

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  62. Poster one: Now that u know, sit him down and talk to him. Let him know how disappointed and heartbroken u are. If he is remorseful and promises to end whatever relationship he has with that woman, please forgive him, but make sure he deletes her contact. Finally take it to God in prayers.

    Poster2, Though your chronicle sounded very funny, but it's not funny at all. Yes I believe in prayer, but prayer before sex, don't think I have heard anything like that , or heard any pastor preach about that. Plz talk to her about it. She really need to stop this.

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  63. Lmao...... like seriously? Is ur wifey holier than God who made Sex for the pleasure of married peeps.... plz let her not let religion make her loose her home o, but have u tried talking with her over this n how it's hurting u, plz do that n hear wht she has to say.

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  64. ALL THE GIRLS OF TODAY CALLING MARRIED MEN LEE BOO, REMEMBER SAY TOMORROW U GO MARRY N ANOTHER SINGLE GILR GO DEY CALL YOUR HUBBY LE BOO. WHEN DAT TIME COME, NO TALK SAY YOUR HUSBAND DEY CHEAT OO. NA KARMA OOO.

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  65. Poster 1, We'll everything has advantages and disadvantages. I am #TeamSnoop and I don't regret it, is it not better you know the type of man you are married to? At least you'll get over it and know his type. You know what, talk to him.... It'll be hard to forgive him but you'll eventually get over it. See ehn, make him feel guilty. Cook for him, do the norm, when he's horn and wants to have sex, bring up the topic, if he gets angry and leave the house, he'll come back. Don't nag, don't allow him blame you for checking his phone. You're his wife so it's not bad. But don't you feel that you know the type of human he is??


    Poster 2, Too much of everything is not good except prayers. Better don't over do it o, when you're doing your quiet time, commit all the sex for the day into God's hands so you won't lose your hubby. A word is enough for the wise. Or you be praying in your mind during the sex. Madam prayer warrior. Gown sit down jare.
    These type of things vexes me sef.

    Hubby, do it for her three times, if she prays long again before sex, tell her you're not doing that she has killed the mood let her know the right thing to do at the right time. Abegiiiiiiiiiiii

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  66. Poster 2 would have won in house gist. LOL!

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  67. Men why na.....what doest it take to respect a lady...that gives u her all

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  68. Poster 2's wife you no try at all, better adjust urself before you start crying woof! Lolz

    Poster1----better start buying stuff in your name, and just be the best you can be and take everything to God in prayer...Trust me everything will turn in your favour.

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  69. Any where my husband's hand is,his fone must b there. @nyt his fone is under his pillow. He carries his fone everywhere he goes to. And I can't even snoop @ all. Is there any oda way?

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  70. Any where my husband's hand is,his fone must b there. @nyt his fone is under his pillow. He carries his fone everywhere he goes to. And I can't even snoop @ all. Is there any oda way?

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    1. Wetin u dey find?! Allow him breathe Na! Once he sees u don't give a hoot about him n his phone he'd guck and you'd see all u can but to what extent eh?

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  71. P2 Could easily pass 4 Saturdays laugh n gist..cant stop laughing..funnier than all d gist on sat\sun.. Stella pls he deserves d 5k.. lol

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  72. P1
    Its baffling to hear you say you are heartbroken. All of you who GI to dig mud, what do you expect to do if the mud splashes on you. Believe me no woman and I mean no woman trust a man to be without an extra woman. This is a truism and it is enough problem for every woman to contend with. Why delubrately go to confirm your worst fears if you can't do anything about it. There two kinds of men around, those that would quiver when a snooper goes all out to dig out mud and those that would tell you that you were looking for trouble and you found it and so deal with it. Women don't you think you are better off if you stay on your lane and trouble comes to you than going to fish for trouble? Look whether you buy property in your(singular) name or your(majestic plural) name doesn't heal the heartache you cause your self for the simple reason that a hard working man doesn't need your money and also the assumption is that a man dies before his wife so either way it is women who fight for husband property and not the other way round. Again, please all the men who cheat, who do they cheat with? Ghosts or women. So whyis there never a campaign by women against women who don't run away from other women's men. Attacking only men as if it doesn't take two to tango. As usual a lot would see me in bad light but can't we for once accept that this cheating game is fact of life that won't go away any time soon and so people should call for help if it comes their way and deal with it without anybody's help if they go and dig up by themselves. I ask again, when you go to snoop is it not to catch your man? Is it for the purpose of winning, crying, making your self unhappy and looking for sympathy while still living with man or is to get evidence and push the cheat out of your life and go for another who won't cheap. After all this rigmarole, my point is if your husband exposes himself as a cheat, call for help and people will be on your side. And if you snoop on a 'clean' man and find what you are looking for please deal with it as you please and don't call for any help or advice

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  73. Poster one should be d one doing the prayer thing so that his cheating does not escalate to d point of him not sending u again

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  74. I was crying and laughing at the same time. Poster two, very very very funny. Never heard anything like this before.

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  75. poster one needs the prayer technique than poster two,pray for ur man and be wise ur own should be ur own,his own our own.simple

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  76. Snooping through my hubby's fone pays sometimes. imagined i snooped thru it 5 days ago and saw many numbers he saved with his cousins name. dotun 1,2,3. nike 1,2,3 and i decided to call the 2 & 3 and found out they belong to his girlfriends. not 1 not 2 not even 3. i nearly died o, this is a man that i have been saving with, i don't keep money on my own, i always deliver my hard earned salary to him. this is the same man that i want to collect loan for so we can have our own land. the worst part of it was he never apologized till tomorrow. he nearly slapped me for snooping thru his fone. my fellow Bvs, i have to tell his mum who practically advised me not to give him my salary any more, that i should be saving on my own cos this men cant be trusted no matter the prayer and as for the loan, am no more giving it to him. i will save it in my account and add to it to buy a land or car with my name.

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    1. Like seriously....
      Collect loan for a man??
      Mbanu, won't even borrow you more than 2k.

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  77. HEHEHHEHE, THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTEROOO PRAYER BEFORE SEX LIKE *PORN STARS*! HAHAHA!

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  78. Poster 1, pls try n take good care of urself n buy properties in Your name......
    Poster 2, that's the height of it... even in a marriage counseling, such was discouraged because u are married.. shu what kind of thing is that... haba... talk sense into her head jor.... see wahala oooo after she will say my husband is cheating on me.... abeg my stomach is hurting from so much Laff
    ...hohohohoho

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  79. P2
    This is a clear candidate of just negodu and so I must say just negodu...for the first time in my life. It's good your wife would read people's reaction. For me she is nothing but a pharisee(hipocrit) but tell her that prayer is conversation between God and man. God is a spirit and it is the spirit man (not the physical man) that communicates with God. Hence persinal prayer is not supposed to be shouted or said out. All through his life, no one can say the master shouted or said out his prayers each time he prayed. Therefore, your wife can do well to pray silently on her own without letting you know while you do so too if you chose. Pray without ceasing mieans your wife can keep praying while you are dishing it to her after all I will be in tip of a woman and praying silently 'God don't let this one enter belle o in Jesus name' and the girl won't know what I prayed. If this hypocritical fanaticism causes problem between her and the husband i hope she would be bold enough to tell the world that it is because she insisted that there must be a sex prayer before every sex act. Women and trouble manufacturing attitude.

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  80. WHICH ONE IS PRAYER BEFORE SEX AGAIN MADAM WHY YOU CARRY RELIGION FOR HEAD LIKE THIS, EVEN SARAH DIDN'T DO THAT TO ABRAHAM
    YOU SHOULD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RELIGION AND SPIRITUALITY
    GOSH.....CHANGE ABEG.

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  81. WHICH ONE IS PRAYER BEFORE SEX AGAIN MADAM WHY YOU CARRY RELIGION FOR HEAD LIKE THIS, EVEN SARAH DIDN'T DO THAT TO ABRAHAM
    YOU SHOULD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RELIGION AND SPIRITUALITY
    GOSH.....CHANGE ABEG.

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  82. Abeg poster 2 no kimme wit laughter ooo chai buh criously woman if u ar readin dis pls stp it cus men dnt joke wit sex ooo wen dere congi start so ova prayin durin d shw tym wil only chase ur man outside into d welcoming hands of chics wey sabi f*ck well well witout prayin. Post 1: pls save 4 ursef nd ur children's future cus men ar nt so trustworthy in dis our generation cus its only pix u've seen who knws if he as gotten anoda sex mate,he'll jst bring home a pregnant woman who wil share his properties wit u so do ur things separately shikena.

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  83. Please I want to ask the house this question. When a man marries a wife, is the wife in his husband's house to change the existing family rules she met with her new rules she is ciming with frim her fathers house or is she in his husbands house to adjust to the existing family rules she met considering that the rules she is coming with are good rules in her father's house and the rules she met are good rules in her husband's house

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    1. The woman owns the house! She establishes her own rules when she comes in.

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    2. Young man when a woman enters her husbands house the rules in his own house should be changed to suite both of them and not the extended family but if the said man is living with his parents then she has no choice.

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  84. Lmaooooo...
    It would be really nice if poster 2 wife wrote a rejoinder..

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  85. POST 1 : Probably my write up will enlighten you more on your snooping activities. kindly click on the link and i hope it helps... http://oyidiyatorti.blogspot.com.ng/2015/10/the-phone-and-spouse.html

    POST 2: I think you need to visit your wife's church and talk to her pastor to help you talk to your wife or look for that person she respects more than you cos her level of understanding is out of this world... for now all i can say is 'Jesus fix your wife'

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  86. Hahahahaha @poster 2 you just made my day. Oga don't worry when she is on cloud 9 and about to cum, just tell her u need to say the the rosary.

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  87. poster 1, you messed up, the first thing you should have done is to send the chat to your email box, let the stupid woman know you are the person she's chatting with and let her know you are ruining her home soon. Has for your hubby tell him what you saw the next morning and let him know you will send the chat to the woman hubby family, I so hate the fact that you cried. you are suppose to have a strong heart for snooping.

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  88. Poster 1: dunno wat to say

    Poster 2: madam wife, sorry o but u must be mad. Shey u want to push ur hubby outside? Weldone

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  89. @Poster2: There is something wrong with your wife's thinking, I can't put a finger to it, but I think she actually needs help.

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  90. Poster 2, if I were u, I would have jejely saved did chronicle for Saturday in house gist and win 5k easily. Wifey of poster 2, even the bible says wisdom is profitable to all... U need wisdom o b4 u lose ur husband to omo wobes who don't even wear pants at all when going out to quicken d act....

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  91. I dont know about Christianity, as a Muslim, u are supposed to make a short prayer before sex. .. asking Allah to protect you from shaytan...

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  92. @ Poster 2, Lmao! How exactly does a prayer before sex between a married couple go?? "Dear Heavenly Father, have your way with us as we embark on a series of sexual positions that could lead us to orgasmic pleasure."

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  93. Stella be swallowing comments like python inugo...

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  94. I will pass because I'm just too confused, especially with narrative 2. Sex is spiritually legal after marriage lol! But the man should just try talk to her instead of letting that connection die, they need that relationship to maintain a stable home.
    As for 1, hmm! Even the greatest psychology will have difficult in guiding you through. Leaving your marriage isn't advisable hence the need to iron things out with your husband, forgive, then forget if you can. But of course the buying things together have to reviewed. Best of God's favour. So much for passing...

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  95. I couldn't stop laughing at Poster 2's story and Stella's yimu picture. She is just fooling her self. Shebi Adam and Eve prayed before doing it, abegiii.

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  96. Hahahahahah my belly is paining meooo some body help with water, these two love birds are just here waisting their talentooo poster 2 you just made my day praying b/4
    S..X and after S..X nko hahahahahah

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  97. I have noticed that all this married women make a lot of noise, many of you married women come here and boast of how you cheat on your DH and when you catch your DH cheating you scream so loud. Again so many married women are fucking married men too. Are women their own enemies or not? SHUO!

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  98. I see chronicle 2 for almost everyone laughing hard... Including me, I just feel bad for the guy... I would really be surprised if you don't lose your erecting after such serious prayers... Mrs Prayer b4 sex, a word is enough for the wise.
    Ma'am Snoop, your husband's reaction is disrespectful though he may still be in so much shock to react and maybe in "blaming everyone else but himself" mood. Just let him be, keep being a good wife, don't ask him about it for now... Do not forgive until he asks for forgiveness and never forget. Though you would have gotten now info from the adulterous woman. If your husband wants sex, don't refuse but tell him you would love him to get tested... Don't give a reason either, he can use his tongue to count his teeth..

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  99. Poster2: hahahahahahahahhahhahhahaha

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  100. P1, please forgive him and talk about it. He is ashamed to face you I guess. P2, I can only laugh out loud

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  101. LMAO poster 2 this your chronicle would have won the IHG last weekend. Stella I vote chronicle 2 as the winner of just concluded IHG. LMAO!

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  102. I don't ever comment but 2days chronicles got me in stitches and i' forced 2 write.
    ..=))˚°◦hahahaha
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  103. P2. Your wife need to see a psychiatrist. Seriously.
    P1. Very few men (except the saints out there) can do without the attention of another woman. Let's forget about what the churches are now preaching. Time was when they (the churches) were singing a different tune.

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  104. 'father Lord we commit what we are about to do into ur hands!!!!!!! Lmaoooo

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  105. @Young man, when a woman marries, she is moving into HER MATRIMONIAL HOME! She will run her NEW home according to her rules! She did not marry the whole family,she married ONLY one man! In your family home, who made the rules that you expects her to follow? Not your mother? It is only a maid that MUST follow your family rules.

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  106. #1: My darling, you have to be extremely careful and wise when you expose your marital issues for any and all persons to have a go at it, especially now that your mind is considerably fragile. What some may consider a general rule may not apply to your situation. Always have it at the back of your mind that whatever advice you seek here is purely the opinions of :‎

    1. People who have suffered similar fate and dealt with the situation one way or another.
    2‎. People who couldn't care less about you nor your situation but feel compelled, by their need to unwind and have a good laugh, to send in whatever comments tickle their fancy.
    3. People who have no clue whatsoever on what marriage is all about but usurp the "knowledge" of how to deal with an erring husband from the way they deal with their boyfriends( I use that term loosely).
    4‎. People who are actually trained to give counsel on marital issues.
    5. People who are out to spoil as many marriages as possible because they, too, have crashed homes. Like the saying goes "misery loves company ".
    6. People who genuinely care and feel your pains and give you an honest advice based on their opinions which may or may not help the reality of your situation.
    7. People who are scorned from the betrayal of the one they love and they have vowed never to love again. Some are now cynical and ride under the banner of generalisation, e.g "all men are dogs".
    The list goes on. Be very careful how you apply the wisdom you gather from people who aren't in your shoes, myself included, to remedy your problems.

    Marriage isn't courtship where you are at liberty to waltz in and out as you please. Marriage is an oath which both parties must commit to and be bound by, ideally for life. I'm of the opinion, however, that this oath can be broken where life or limb is at stake. Sweetheart, marriage can be extremely challenging especially for women. It's expected that we, the care givers, should sacrifice more. Is that fair? No, my love, but neither is the world we live in. If you don't have a high threshold for patience and tolerance, perhaps you shouldn't be in a hurry to get married. If you have the mind and tenacity of a human right activist, it would be prudent to steer clear the shores of matrimony.

    My darling, what you found out about your hubby is despicable, I agree but is that enough to set your marriage ablaze? It's illogical to say you have always trusted your hubby because if you did, you wouldn't need to snoop. Whomever or whatever he is, he is your husband and the duty falls on you to guide and guard him. Not fair but that's the world we live in. After you've cried to your heart's content, put on your big gal pants and run your home like the queen that you are. Withholding sex, food, attention etc from your hubby will end up being counterproductive and may backfire. ‎

    Please don't allow strangers call your hubby names, some have men who treat them worse but they hang in there, and use you to act out their fantasies. If you want to start buying property separately or acting like a one man army, be sure to brace up because your marriage will fail and the same "family members" advising you to kick your hubby's a** to the curb will be the same lot thumbing their noses up at you when you become a divorcee and call you that ridiculously infamous SDKB title for unmarried ladies, auntie gwe-something.

    Be WISE! After now a lot of us, myself included, will close this page and snuggle up to the men in our lives, warts and all, forgetting you and your issues. You will be left alone to stew over all the comments which can make or mare you. Captain your ship as best u can but with the dignity of a queen.
    #e-bearhugs. ‎

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  107. Poster 2 aww I thought about your issue again and I think I know where you wife is coming from. She wants something that brings you and her together AND close with God. I just think she is going about it in the wrong way. Talk to her maybe you both need to pray morning and night together or go to fellowship together. Or she can be praying as you fuck her lol call that holy fucking. She will be calling on God as you bang her. Or you both can say a VERY SHORT 'FATHER BLESS THIS SEX WE ARE ABOUT TO DO AMEN' kind of prayer, then after the sex, cuddle with her and pray the long prayer her heart desires. You can even use this as a form of romance afterward and be like God I thank you for giving me a wife with a beautiful body, sweet everything, I thank you for this sex was so delicious lool.

    WIFEY please don't be doing that na, find another time for the prayer or make it short. Marriage is about compromising for each other. This thing you are doing can damage your sex life with your hubby oh please read Songs of Solomon in the Bible you will know that (married) sex in itself is Godly and does not need further cleansing once you are man and wife. You are already praising God by having sex with your husband because 1 Corinthians 7: (4-5). 4 The wife does not have authority over her own body but yields it to her husband. In the same way, the husband does not have authority over his own body but yields it to his wife. 5 Do not deprive each other except perhaps by mutual consent (WIFEY YOUR HUSBAND DOES NOT CONSENT OH, YOU FORCE THE DECISION ON HIM) and for a time, so that you may devote yourselves to prayer. Then come together again so that Satan will not tempt you because of your lack of self-control. Please get books on sex from your church so that you can open your mind up about it MARRIED SEX IS PURE ALREADY AND IT IS A FORM OF WORSHIP BEFORE GOD NO NEED FOR EXTRA PRAYER SO STOP STRESSING ABOUT IT.

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  108. Poster 2 aww I thought about your issue again and I think I know where you wife is coming from. She wants something that brings you and her together AND close with God. I just think she is going about it in the wrong way. Talk to her maybe you both need to pray morning and night together or go to fellowship together. Or she can be praying as you fuck her lol call that holy fucking. She will be calling on God as you bang her. Or you both can say a VERY SHORT 'FATHER BLESS THIS SEX WE ARE ABOUT TO DO AMEN' kind of prayer, then after the sex, cuddle with her and pray the long prayer her heart desires. You can even use this as a form of romance afterward and be like God I thank you for giving me a wife with a beautiful body, sweet everything, I thank you for this sex was so delicious lool.

    WIFEY please don't be doing that na, find another time for the prayer or make it short. Marriage is about compromising for each other. This thing you are doing can damage your sex life with your hubby oh please read Songs of Solomon in the Bible you will know that (married) sex in itself is Godly and does not need further cleansing once you are man and wife. You are already praising God by having sex with your husband because 1 Corinthians 7: (4-5). 4 The wife does not have authority over her own body but yields it to her husband. In the same way, the husband does not have authority over his own body but yields it to his wife. 5 Do not deprive each other except perhaps by mutual consent (WIFEY YOUR HUSBAND DOES NOT CONSENT OH, YOU FORCE THE DECISION ON HIM) and for a time, so that you may devote yourselves to prayer. Then come together again so that Satan will not tempt you because of your lack of self-control. Please get books on sex from your church so that you can open your mind up about it MARRIED SEX IS PURE ALREADY AND IT IS A FORM OF WORSHIP BEFORE GOD NO NEED FOR EXTRA PRAYER SO STOP STRESSING ABOUT IT.

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  109. Poster 2: if you need a second wife let Stella know. I will apply sharp sharp and give you sex for breakfast,brunch,lunch,dinner and vigil. STUPID WIFE.Later you'll start going for power must change hands. Oti gba were mo esin (you don join madness to religion)

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  110. Poster 2 just cracked me up. Thank you for the Monday laugh, I needed that. Lmao!!!!

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