Hmmmm!!!...I was gonna disagree with a few but then i remembered some of the Narratives posted here and saw that most got here as a result of the 'I disagree attitude' from women.
To live by these 30 rules would make one a robot...
1). Never raise your voice for any reason to your husband. Its a sign of disrespect.(Prov 15v1)
2). Don't expose your husband's weaknesses to your family and friends. It will bounce back at you. You are each other's keeper.(Eph 5v12)
3). Never use attitudes and moods to communicate to your husband, you never know how your husband will interpret them. Defensive women don't have a happy home.(Prov 15v13)
4). Never compare your husband to other men, you've no idea what their life is all about. If you attack his Ego, his Love for you will diminish.
5). Never ill treat your husband's friends because you don't like them, the person who's supposed to get rid of them is your husband.(Prov 11v22)
6). Never forget that your husband married you, not your maid or anyone else. Do your duties.(Gen 2v24)
7). Never assign anyone to give attention to your husband, people may do everything else but your husband is your own responsibility.(Eph 5v33)
8). Never blame your husband if he comes back home empty handed. Rather encourage him.(Deut 3v28)
9). Never be a wasteful wife, your husband's sweat is too precious to be wasted.
10). Never pretend to be sick for the purpose of denying your husband sex. You must give it to him how he wants it. Sex is very important to Men, if you keep denying him; it is a matter if time before another woman takes over the duty. No man can withstand sex starvation for too long (even the anointed ones) (SS 7v12)
11). Never compare your husband to your one time sex mate in bedroom, or an Ex-lover. Your home may Never recover from it if you do.(SS 5v9)
12). Never answer for your husband in public opinion polls, let him handle what is directed to him although he may answer for you in public opinion polls.(Prov 31v23)
13). Never shout or challenge your husband in front of children. Wise Women don't do that.(Eph 4v31)
14). Don't forget to check the smartness of your husband before he checks out.(Prov 12v4)
15). Never allow your friends to be too close to your husband.
16). Never be in a hurry in the bathroom and on the dressing table. Out there your husband is always surrounded by women who took their time on their looks.( 1 Sam25v3)
17). Your parents or family or friends do not have the final say in your marriage. Don't waste your time looking up to them for a final word. You must Leave if you want to Cleave.(Luke 21v16)
18). Never base your love on monetary things. Will you still submit to him even if you earn more money than him?
19). Don't forget that husbands want attention and good listeners, never be too busy for him. Good communication is the bed rock of every happy home. (Gal 6v9)
20). If your idea worked better than his, never compare yourself to him. Its always teamwork.(Gal 6v10)
21). Don't be too judgmental to your husband. No man wants a Nagging wife.(Eph 4v29)
22). A lazy wife is a careless wife. She doesn't even know that her body needs a bath.(Prov 24v27)(Prov 20v13)
23). Does your husband like a kind of cooked food?, try to change your cooking. No man jokes with food. (Prov 31v14)
24). Never be too demanding to your husband, enjoy every moment, resource as it comes.(Luke 11v3)
25). Make a glass of water the very first welcome to your husband and everyone entering your home. Sweetness of attitude is true beauty. (Prov 31v11)
26). Don't associate with women who have a wrong mental attitude about marriage.(Prov 22v14)
27). Your marriage is as valuable to you as the value that you give it. Recklessness is unacceptable.(Heb 13v4)
28). Fruit of the womb is a blessing from the Lord, love your children and teach them well.(Prov 22v6)
29). You are never too old to influence your home. Never reduce your care for your family for any reason. (Prov 31v28)
30). A prayerful wife is a better equipped wife, pray always for your husband and family(1 Thess 5v17)
Have a lovely day.....
God bless you all
BV Gifted Hands.
*...And what about the menfolk?what about the men who push their women to the extreme?Any 30 rules for them to read?
Nice one, Every lady needs to write this down,make a frame of it and hang in their rooms, this is more important that those telemundo pictures
ReplyDeleteAll these for women? What about men?
DeleteHave you hung the one dt daddy wrote for his son?
Deletewell said.......noted
ReplyDelete#26 means don't take advice about marriage on sdk..most female bvs have wrong mental attitude about marriage
Delete#sideeye#
DeleteHmmmmmmmmm
Good write up
ReplyDeleteNice try.
DeleteMom in Labor Pulls Off Dance Moves as Husband Cheers Her On
hmmmmmm This is true and hard as well. Especially when u r trying to do all this to a difficult person. Na u go tire. its frustrating. You will see yourself changing n changing. It takes a very very very very patient n humble person to achieve this 100%. I learnt something vital though.
ReplyDeletePlease you guys should permit my lateness on this wrapper iiish.
ReplyDeletePlenty to sort. I only read at night these days.
So tie wrapper?
Naaaa. My 73 year old sexy Mum didn't tie till today, so why would I? She still dey boogie heavy knickers.
I have loads of wrappers for ceremonies, but one of the sweet things Mumsie taught us was sowing housecoat with wrapper, and finishing the ends and collars with matching satin colors. Once you step out of bed, you attend to your hair and get into your bra top, then pull your housecoat over your nightie till you shower. If not, you get a knock if she bumps into you braless, not to talk of wrapper. Imagine yourself raising 6 long girls and you have a visitor and they appear one after the other tying wrapper. Haaaaa. In my Mumsie's voice " akara agbasaa nu!".
Beyonce got nothing on my figure 8 Na, so I flaunt it all da way. Na part of the package dat attracted DH. But if we have some kinda visitors with roving eyes DH will whisper to me Ad.....biko go upstairs and get into a flowing gown, anya ndia Na atrafficate too much. Hahaha. Jealous man.
I got all sorts of short knickers Espirit 002, Denimco, Pouveyour's Survey, Quad D73 etc. Dem boku. In correct pink, nutmeg brown, lemon and many sweet colors. Those guys inside inside on Awolowo Way at Ikeja opposite that Med Eye Clinic, they got me all da time. They sell real rugged American Shorts, once they stock they call me.
Any lady that buys sexy trousers and bum shorts many a time will Neva remember tying wrapper. It becomes your tradition. Besides, if I venture tie wrapper across this my breast, Na only nipple go remain Na. Hahaha. Side eyes at Irene B.
And please if you can't afford brand new ones and you are in Lagos, go for second hand ones, then wash well and give to dry cleaners to finish up, once they deliver to your home, you will not remember they came dirty.
I can direct you guys to the sellers. They have numbers. Some sell in front of their homes.
Quit tying wrapper, it goes with an odour and a lousy look.
Be a smart Iyawo.
In my homezone, there's no difference between a married woman and a single Lady. Everybody dey shine dey go. On Sundays though, it's wicked lace materials, accessories and gele to the Cathedral. Every Sunday no be Donna Vinci and Terramina suits abeg.
Happy weekend y'all.
Full house I got to attend to.
Chief-in-law.
Mama-in-law.
Sister-in-law.
Oriegwu.
In my next world I no marry Igbo man again lailai, stress too mush abeg.
Maybe Na 'washed Lebanese' from Badoo sef I go marry. Hahaha.
German Juice - Sharon , I swear, you are wicked. Hahaha.
Okay Aunty...
Deletewow you have power o, see world class epistles
DeleteOh my gosh, xhlted P, u're such a funster,jokester,comic. Trying 2 visualise ur sexy looking self with my spiritual eyes.
DeleteLmao @ the last paragraph
DeleteHahahaha. Do you blame DH?. Men dry jealous Na.
DeleteNo woman should be tying wrapper in this age n time. It shows a lazy attitude. Ya mumsy Na smart babe o. Na Deltan?. My auntie,old lady wit a very tall frame no send o. She wears her baggy trousers,t-shirt n flat sandals always. To crown it all,she dey get knee wahala but she go say" Ã’so ukwum,ogbajie,nke woo abuho nam ga adi zi ayagaya. Sooo. Ima akwa Na obi bu giii?. (delta dialect).
My mum is a retired Principal,so go figure. Slim n tall. Smart n calm.
Me nko?.
Story for another day.
XP,Na afi ukwu,
We will soon come for olili nwa
Lolzzzz
DeleteHappening mama
Jisike o
I like you sha
Once there love all these are possible!
ReplyDeleteHaaaa
ReplyDeleteAwele, all these rules is going to turn one into an overly submissive woman tending towards slavery don't you think?
I'm saying it because men of this generation take advantage of good women.
When you push someone to their limits, you don't expect them not to react because they're streamlined to behave in certain ways.
Most of them are true though.
#WhiteDiamondOut
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DeleteWell this is only applicable to the right partner .some men can make you commit murder
ReplyDeleteBless up sis or bro. Rules here or there.
Deletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Post onpoint no doubt......
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Rubbish........ Any woman who adheres to all this must be a zombie.......this is absolute rubbish, the post made it look like women are maid or something bought, more like women don't have a will of there own. Men always forming God
ReplyDeleteGod bless you jare. Beta pikin.
Deletei like you
DeleteMr Henry na wa! U sure say na u be dis! Since when u begin side women naa....i be ur fan o, no dey fall my hand! Meanwhile write up is on point! Women ds days too fuck up, they need to change dia nonsense ways!
DeleteGod bless you for this comment. Too much worship and women became maid
DeleteBut most are supported by Bible passages. Could d Bible be wrong? Just asking
DeleteTrue talk though it maybe difficult to do
ReplyDeleteRide on,Ride on!!
ReplyDeleteI kept re-reading No 10;its so true..
No 15 tho;not so me! Looks like insecurity to mua.. like why wont i be so close with the other sex simply because am married?? Does it necessarily mean the closeness must lead to sex someday??
No 17;not in Nigeria..unless you wanna be ex-communicated from the family or perhaps seen as odd..the best thing is to make your family love whom you wanna get married to..
No 21) may God remove Nagging wife for me oo;cos na to leave house for you dey sleep for office sure pass..kikikikiki
No 22) we just discussed that here yesterday baa?? Cleanliness is next to Godliness..
No 23) OMG! I love food after God..dont use it to joke with me.. starvation is the only thing that can get to me personally..
What again;all others join..nice write up!
@MARTINS ABOY
You should be thinking of making money
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ReplyDelete*yawns*
Bv Gifted hands make sure u balance d equation...
We dey wait u
Lol. Scroll down. A BV just posted 30 rules for Men.......
DeleteSo true......
ReplyDeleteI will only agree if I see men's own. Then I will compare n accept. But this is for 18th century lady.
ReplyDeleteAm really encouraged but anytime i try to hold a conversation with my hubby,he is always angry and shouting.
ReplyDeletei dont uave friends to share my feelings with but when i see him with his friends or outsider,he will happy and cheerful.
Na wah oh...
DeleteWhat are you doing wrong?...ignore him and give him space jare if possible,get your self a lover...
DeleteHmm. My dear, u'r own dey vexing, dey shout? My own no dey get opinion or contribute, he go just dey look u.
Long story short Mrs Poster, your husband is being emotionally abusive. Open your eyes my dear. Why will a man treat his friends better than his wife? Especially knowing you are alone and friendless?
Delete*omojeje*
IGNORE HIM.
DeleteJoin an organisation n be very serious about it.Have a call buddy. Someone you can call n laugh.
Thanks Stella and Gifted Hands.
ReplyDeleteBut I had this Chart hanging in the room wall since 8 years back. DH hanged it on my room and I used style pull d drapes over it, he removed it and took it to our room. And added 5 other ones sef.
No 32 reads...show your husband the pinkie once in a week, he will surrender his soul to you.
No 34...let your husband suckle on your titties twice in a week while everyone is asleep.
The other numbers, hmmm, I can't type here biko.
The one for men is longer. They obey half.
From the aforementioned,
No 6... Very OK. Maid shouldn't touch food. On Sundays I let her bring over one of the relatives after service to come play around with my kids and go home with one or two things and freebies. They bond and the thought of hurting them becomes less.
No 9... DH calls me aka gum all the time. Even lastnite when he came home with a customized cake from i think Cakes and Creams, I was frowning that there are too many bills waiting, and he' s busy stocking milkshakes and cakes. Mtscheeew. The kids laugh taya. Left for them the whole Fridges will have cakes waiting for them. What do they know.
No 14... If I'm around, please that is a must. I am thorough like that. And I got exotic taste too. So why not?
No 25...Hahaha. Mumsie's formulae. Topped with 2 ice cubes oo. Done that all my life. And it gets into people sooo well. Sometimes they whisper " amiability runs in your family". Na laugh I go just dey laugh.
If you wish to be spanking homely as a wife. Make friends with core hausa-fulani women. Ha ma Ebe emedebelu( dem sabi d way).winks. If type sometings here, this post go crash. From Tankade to Mai yawo tafarana majegida to Himku Wayo Allah. Hahaha. Maaaaad bedroom gimmicks.
No 30... Abeg mai una dey hammer prayer. Whilst they sleep, pray. Even when your family is travelling, touch tyre, touch bonnet. It is highly mkpacious.
#aghadinuno
Thanks once again to Poster
I am interested in the bedroom gimmicks#sideeyes
DeleteI always love your write ups.
DeleteSuffry oh
DeleteOriegwu! Onye nta akuko! Always telling stories..akuko na egwu mike ejeagha. Alice in wonderland. Tell me more!!!
DeletePlease pardon any typos!
ReplyDeleteYes its achieve able, just remember the golden rule and its DAT easy.Love is unconditional, whether he deserves it or not .do your part and let God do the rest. First time making a comment. Sharon
ReplyDelete16, But it's the same husbands that will be rushing the wives.
ReplyDeleteHow am I supposed to get the perfect eyebrow arc, and blend my concealer properly with DH hurrying me? Ehn?
I've forgotten the rest.
Women don too suffer. Anything for the men?
Start getting ready 2hours before your man....that's what I do...
DeleteSee Quickie o.
DeleteAre we referring to a wife here or a dog?
ReplyDeleteIn my honest opinion, respect is reciprocal in a relationship or marriage.
Spot on ugegbe ofulue, btw have u sown dat book "supernatural childbirth" into my life now? I wan add am 2 my library, my bead nko? What service 2mao?
ReplyDeleteThis is for the men
ReplyDelete30 RULES FOR HUSBANDS ON WIVES
1. Don’t ever beat your wife for any reason.
2. Don’t ever forget that your wife is your greatest asset.
3. Don’t ever forget to check the level of peace of your wife.
4. Don’t associate with men that lack credibility and generational mindset.
5. Don’t ever hurt your wife no matter the level of insults passed on you.
6. Don’t ever wave off the ideas,advice or
suggestions of your wife because of your selfish interest.
7. Never treat your wife as a servant.
8. Never make your wife a negative case study before friends and family.
9. Never doubt your wife no matter what you know about her past.
10. Don’t deny your wife sex.
11. Don’t be careless about the welfare of your home.
12. Don’t compare your wife with anyone.
13. Never cheat on your wife no matter the condition.
14. Never cut short the love you showed to your wife, rather, water it, and nurture it for effective continuous growing.
15. Never disregard the effort of your wife, rather appreciate her more and more.
16. Never discuss the weak points of your wife at public opinion polls.
17. Don’t call your wife unpleasant names such as prostitute,witch,fruitless entity,harlot,useless wife, bastard,rather call her blessed,precious,capable, beautiful and virtuous woman.
18. NEVER EVER PLACE YOUR FRIENDS,FAMILY OR WORK ABOVE YOUR WIFE.
19. Don’t be self centered.
20. Don’t ever cook up plans against your wife because of your lustful desires.
21. Never set up a family without having a family vision.
22. Never make your wife feel inferior and
uneducated before your friends,family,anyone or even you the husband.
23. Never compare your wife’s attitude with your one time girlfriend’s attitude.
24. Don’t be lazy to cater for your wife and family.
25. Never allow money to be the bond of love in your marriage.
26. Never allow your parents or family members to dictate the affairs of your home,remember,‘’therefore shall a man leave his father and mother and cleave to his wife…’’.
27. Don’t ever let your children come between you and your wife.You married your wife not your children,remember they have their life to live and when married and gone, only your wife will still be with you,to cook for you,comfort you,refresh your body,soul and spirit in the bedroom.
28. Never hide any phone calls,text messages,or password to mailbox from your wife.Transparency is the ultimate key to
continuous trust and confidence in marriage.
29. Never owe your wife anything, always give her the very best;best in love, best care,most precious things and that which belongs to her
30. Never show a heart of ungratefulness to God and your precious wife, always and always be ever grateful for their presence
in your life
Way to go babe! Tell al these wretched men that want women to die for them when they can't do any meaningful good thing for their women. Everyday man dis man dat una want make we die for una? Aah aah!
DeleteLolzzzz
Delete. Unachievable just like the woman version. Pple write unrealistic expectations. When u are not dummies.
Thanks for the words
DeleteThis is one of the times i wish there is a 'like' button on blogs...thank u dear!
Delete@asoge kemi. The rules for men are achievable as my husband keeps to 98 percent of d rules.and I had no clue abt most rules for d women.he made me start doin d women rules unconsciously tru his attitude towards me.when you love each other,this rules fall in place without conscious efforts.and there is peace in d home automatically.
DeleteI concur.good job
ReplyDeleteBeautiful!!! Whoever wrote this is blessed. Thanks plenty!
ReplyDeleteU would have just said women should live like robots without emotions. Women this women that.. we're too busy training our daughters for marriage that we lose focus on training the sons who'll be the husbands.. it's a crime to be a woman in Nigeria. Rubbish!!!
ReplyDeleteU r right
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ReplyDeleteLet's have the list for me so we can learn too
ReplyDeleteI have an attentive ear. I listen to my hubby talk on anything. Even when I don't understand,I still listen.
ReplyDeleteIf I am tired n want him to stop talking,I slip my hand into his shorts very fast.
Lol.... Bad gal Irene
DeleteIt is nice to know from the comments on the post from the supposedly happily women on this blog that their marriages are not exactly what they make it out to be but every time a single woman makes a point, they shout her down like an irritant.
ReplyDeleteMake una dey open una nyash. I don see una. Will call you out later. For now, let me compile my list of 'happily married women' that will come later to give advice or call somebody aunty gwegs when their marriage is not a bed of roses.
Thank you so much Alebiosu for the 30 rules for men!!!!!! Rubbish, everybody knows how to advice women, every pastor is quoting proverbs for women, everybody has authority to scare women into submission with bible passages, making them feel it is a failure on their part when their relationships end or when their marriage crumbles. Rubbish!! nobody is advicing the men!! Why do we have so many rapists in Nigeria, like every day there are 10 new rape cases???? Cos nobody is raising the men/guys well, nobody is preaching to them, nobody is advicing them or quoting passages for them. They are the Lords that women must worship for their marriages to work eh? hahahahahahaha i laugh in dubai. Abeg. enough of the advice giving. there are no rules. Its only God.
ReplyDeleteE don do. leave women alone oh, leave women alone naa, haba. Nigerias problems and your life problems did not originate from women.
Lol... U don vex?
DeleteNne, u dey mind dem.
DeleteAfter 10 years of marriage, I will not adhere to any of these rubbish write up...for what naa? When I am married to an emotionally abusive he-goat.
Chikito ur kinda correct saying nobody's focusing on what the men should do.But like i said earlier do your part and leave the rest to God.I also think when you do all these listed above with love and not just becos u want to impress,the man somehow gets the message and I bet, he'll adore u. One thing men don't like to do is to show emotion but deep down he knows he can't trade you for anything. Talking from experience.
ReplyDeleteAnon 20.42,no marriage is perfect. No not one. I always tell spinsters,if a man loves God,loves you,not stingy,respects you n fucks you real good,please marry him. Every other thing will be added unto him.
ReplyDeletedear bv, how about the husband that ties wrapper, completely ignores the wife and scratches his balls from one room to the other, bluntly refusing his wife sex using 'infection' as constant excuse for 10months?do these 30 commandments also apply? n.b:- he called the wife a prostitute during an argument.
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