I wonder when women will become wise and team up to defeat men!
Has any Lady ever had a physical altercation with another Lady before because of man?
Men don't fight over women right?
I remember when i just started dating oh..My first boo Nnamdi was a player with lots of cash to throw around and i went to visit one day and met a very beautiful calabar girl there.
He didn't know i was coming so there was no time to make it look clean,by the time he came back,the lady named Maria Therez and i were laughing away as if we had known each other all our lives and she cooked and i crossed my legs and ate well.she bought me ice cream join sef.
We discussed and i told her he was my boo,she said he told her he wasn't dating when they meet two weeks before..LMAO!
She said she was just there for the money and sex and i started crying..hehhehehehhehe
By the time my boo came back and saw us laughing and gisting about him, he almost fainted.He called me aside and asked what was going on..LOL
I told him his new girlfriend and i clicked well.he said he wasn't dating her and i screamed and called her and we had a confrontation with him..Bwahahahhaahhaha.
She broke up with him in front of me and the idiot begged me.Infact he was stammering and asking her ''When did i ask you out''?
After that time out Maria and i became best of friends.We are still friends,still talk and still laugh over how we met.
make i dial Nnamdi sef find out how he dey...LMAO!
Whats your story?
My so called friends beat me up for standing with one of their boyfriend. The guy broke up with her when I told him and we had a very gud relationship in fact it's the best I ever had.
ReplyDeleteMy dear Stella two guys don fight over me o! Hmmmmmmmmm, I just left dem dere and walked away.
DeleteI came back from work one day while still teaching in Ghana to meet two of my barneys digging it out with each other. I just jeje enter house, freshen up, wear clothes. Dem still dey rain insults on themselves. I just push dem commot for house, carry my boots go play ball.
DeleteAfterall, wetin concern agbero with overload???
Anyway, Ghanaman is a reformed fellow now. A big respector of the women folks. My 7 Cedis on this!
Oyeah
DeleteLmao that's what's up.
DeleteI remember hvn sex with same girl with my frnd in gwarinpa that was how we were just laughing.
Lmao sorry
DeleteI don't share!
DeleteMake I read comments!
Let the games begin...
DeleteI don create blog id...Warri deir fathers!! :P
Blog analyser: my ex and I were dating I didn't know that he was a chronic cheat. Coz he once lived abroad he made it a point of duty that I must call him always before coming. On this particular day he called me the night before and asked if I will be coming and I said no. He asked repeated I said no. The next day I felt a sudden urge to visit him and I didn't call so I boarded a vehicle to his house. On reaching there I met one girl sweeping the house and she has big buttocks was wearing a transparent skirt and pant was showing with her big buttocks, choi! He was the first to see me the expression on his face was that of shock. He couldn't believe. I called him aside and asked him who she was? The next thing he picked a quarrel with me and started asking me why I will come to the house without informing him. Hian! For Naija again? Odiegwu ooo I was boiling didn't say much to him and said let's go and buy something and I left with him on the way I confronted him like mad
DeleteHe was surprised coz he had never seen me in that state. Along the line I dropped from the vehicle and left. He kept calling and texting me. Very suspicious and monitoring that was how I knew that people like that cheat more than any thing. It was God that delivered me from that relationship. He later got her pregnant and abandoned her here in Naija and flew back ho America. I feel sorry for her any time I see her on FB.
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DeleteStells,once had a similar experience,dou I didn't have so much time to get to be close friends with the gal,i just told her he was my bf and she said he lied to her dat he's been out of dating for 3yrs and she was d lucky' gal he wanted to start dating and maybe marry.lmao!she was so shocked cos he was so smooth.but she was grateful to me cos she had not started sleeping with him,infact dat nyt was d nyt for action,of course d deal knock!cos the gal ran as fast as Usein Bolt...buhahaahaha!no tanks to me.and when d bastard came around of course as he has lost on the other side,i broke up with him forever!actually I had broken up with him d moment I saw him with dat lady,just went to save' her.lmao!and knock his deal.
Delete..so there is no point watsover fighting for a man!i really don't know what gals dat do that think of in their fish brain heads!smh
I still have one I want to beat if she does not leave my bf alone. I just wish I have the mind to pour her acid. Cuss me if you like, but I love this guy with my life
DeleteMake I siddon read comments 2day!
ReplyDeleteChange this pics pls
DeletePics or pic lafresh.ans na u dey form English for here how many pic u see there ewu!
DeleteHummmm
ReplyDeleteI no fit fight 4 guy abeg!!!!where d strength????lol... On one ocassion I went to visit my ex,then I knew d relationshp don dey die so was just using dat time to get all d cash I could then.ex came to pick me frm d park with his frnd,meanwhile his frnd's gf was at home n another babe,me I knew he was gbenshing d babe on geting dere he took my bag in,so I was just relaxing in parlour,we ate I no knw say babe dey room,I went in(as at then my ex no near d room..o lol.)Saw babe on d bed na so I carry towel changed,enter bathroom go bath,came out,she was just looking at me,me kuma I no sane! I wear bomshort n top,climb bed and changed d channel,increase volume add na so d babe carry bag comot for room.I just laughed..for my mind I don spoil show for my ex.but say fight babe mbanu I no fit.its not worth it.
DeleteLol,i have never,i just have bad mouth, I cnt fight, I can't go physical,personally I cnt belittle myself to fight for a man,if he is my husband,ill just arrange guys to beat her up for me shikena!!! Otherwise let him go with the girl cos I believe no man can be snatched.
ReplyDeleteWhat happens to your randy husband after you arranged for the girl to be beaten up?
DeleteCut off this dick and use it as hotdog for sharwama
DeleteI have a friend who cheats on her fiance
ReplyDeleteDating any man, married,single,Muslim,Christian as far as he's got money.
She says if her fiance cheats on her she doesn't care, and even if they are married she doesn't still care. That men will always cheat!
Fight ke. Them go beat me my back go touch ground and if the babe heartless she fit feed me sand.
ReplyDeleteLOL! I remember in secondary school, anyone beaten and fed with sand becomes very humble until graduation.
DeleteHahahaha
DeleteLwkmd
DeleteLmao.. Ego! So even 50kobo power you no get?!
DeleteNo story
ReplyDeleteMe too. But Stella's story eeh, Lmao. Stella is one funny woman
DeleteSo I was in first year dating this Lawyer guy and was feeling cool because he had this cool ride and was taking good care of me.. There's this girl in secondary school that comes to his office and he told me she's a neighbour's child that likes to visit him. That was until one day I went to the market and decided to stop and see him those days mobile phones where not in use so he didn't know I was coming.. As I was walking in with a huge smile on my face to greet my supposed Bf see as this smallie charged at me and started shouting at me to leave her bf alone.. Chineke! I was dumbfounded then I knew I was dead.. I don't know how to fight and was sure she will beat me up. God saved me his colleague that shares the chambers with him quickly came out and pulled me into his office. My darling bf took the girl to his car and drove off.. I didn't need to consult any Oracle to know I was the side chick sharing a useless man with a secondary school girl!! He later came back to my hostel to give me cocktail and bull story.. If I could see the future then and know that the man am married to now is not concerned about my past and is crazier than I am.. I would have broken his windscreen, headlights and even his head sef but I was forming gentle because it's a small town and I didn't want to be the topic of gossip.
DeleteIndigo u r craaaayyyy!Hahahahaha
DeleteI was about 16 then and fresh outta secondary school and this guy who was my elder brothers friend really liked me and I was invyhe early stages of liking him back when this anonymous creep will not stop raining insults and curses on me...I even cried sometimes lol.. just told my self that I was really too young for this bollocks! I had to warn the guy sternly oo. The stupid calls and texts stopped that day.
ReplyDeleteAs a young student, I had only God (I lost both parents at an early age) and so I spent most of my time in church. I had this carefree lifestyle and was always smiling and playing with people in church hence I became "popular"
DeleteThen I got a job immediately after graduation in a Bank. Twas on contract though but the pay was enough to keep body and soul together. My pastor had an account with us and I made it my sole responsibility to handle his transactions whenever he was around.
One day, I got a call from his wife (Lmaooooooo) warning me to stay away from her husband. I was sooooooo sad and I felt insulted. The funniest part was that the call came barely 3 months to my wedding!
Am still a virgin so let me wait for comments. Lol
ReplyDeleteMe too.. pls shift for me
DeleteYes o. No encounter Bcos I was Najia Sharon Stone those Bwahahahahahahaha..
DeleteWe *varginns*are plenty on this blog ooo #side eye#
DeleteMe too
DeleteI don't even know what is prick!
DeleteHahahahaha. Virginia thangs!!
DeleteHehehe....see them Boreholes #sideeyes#
DeleteLMAO ooooooo
ReplyDeleteStella dis ur gist too funny
Waiting to read comments
I'm sure The General's wife and Sisi Eko must av a story to tell abt this
Kikikikikikikikiki
Hahahahahahahaha
DeleteI wish i had o but nne none o
Hahahahahahahaha
Both of them are liars too.
DeleteI used to be a scaredy cat as a teenager.
DeleteThere was this guy that asked me out then, we stayed in the same neighbourhood..he was 20 @ the time.I told him we can only be friends cos my mum said I can't have a boyfriend yet.
So we became friends,I'd stop on the street to gist with him whenever I'm sent out to buy stuffs.
One faithful day,a girl that lived in the same compound as the guy stopped me on the road to confront me for supposedly dating her boyfriend.
She was seething with rage, clenched fist and all, ready for a chowdown.
I stood there shaking like a leaf,and started stammering.I said noo oo, he is not my boyfriend oo, we are just friends ooo, you can have him back ooo.
The girl simmered down when she heard you can have him back ooo.I turned and walked away not looking back till I got home..phew!! It was a narrow escape from having my back to the ground in a wrestling match.where I for see the power?
I was a geek through and through.
And very lanky too..
The next day when I saw the guy,I gave him the bad eye seriously.he called me but I refused to answer.that's how our friendship ended.thing is,I didn't care if the girl was his girlfriend or not,as long as I was threatened,that's all I needed to back away.
I laugh whenever I remember the many bullies I ran away from.
Its an entirely different story now.
I'm a far cry from that lanky doormat.
@TGW I'm doing well, thank you.guess you are too.
@I no send..or whatever ur name. It's either u are high on cheap crack or incredibly stupid. I no kukuma send u. Liars because of people like u?? If a post is relative and one decides to share their personal experience or that of a friend's, so it becomes a burden to ur sadistic soul? In fact u are an imbecile.
DeleteFolarin jare, I have a few instances where I've had to confront another female over a man.. of course I was much younger and stupid.. cos in retrospect it doesn't make sense.. would have loved to type my epistle but this bitch is damn tired. Loll.
Jbaby i de wait to read ur comment 😂
ReplyDeleteThis comes my story
DeleteI hate my life and hate the fact that am uneducated.
my mates were going to school although my parents poor
but I having opportunity to go to school coz I works in a big shop as sales girl I was paying me 50k with my ssce.
I have one big man widow man that give me money.i now fall in love with one poor boy call Churchill
who use my head so much but let forget that one I go send it as chronicle u wouid pity me.na me train am for school mu friend aways waring me
I keep malice withh her now she's graduate and in ph she working.
me use my money to train this boy he no marry me he say he no marry illetrate..
But about this subject here.i meet this banker in ist bank he told me he like to date me we start dating so at the end
one day
He call me that his sister come from benin to stay so I go to the house to greet her
he told the girl me am his gf she smiled at me.
Later she wouid ne calling calling me up and down and say she wants to see me she is broke she want this and that and me u wouid be giving her money trying to make her like me
She say she want to make her her brother no give her money i want go ask her brother why she say no he wouid vex.
To cut story short that's how she taking money from me oo
til she want to go she say borrow me 50k I say too big I borrow 30k she say she go give me bf she go.
To my suprise I go to the house I no see her again
he say his sister left I say ah ah what about my money she no tel me he was shock he say u give her money why na he call her then shout at her...
then I call her she started laughing at me that am a fool that his her bf that if I think she's going to laugh at me.or fight me that am a fool an illetrate they both agree he be fucking someone in her absent.
When he said am an illterate she agree so he dont cheat about that
she just play along to deal with me omg I was shocked.
I started shouting at the boy he too started begging me that he would pay me the money that he won't do it again that he don't want the girl again but his forcing him that's why.he even told her am his gf them no even lash
.but he didn't pay me the money evryday he wouid be saying that his srry sorry no money back...
So me I plan for the girl u gave my brother the girls number to call her as a maga send her credit of about 2k then send her 5k to come to another town so she won't suspect ekppoma my home town then I ready enough girls and boys .
We waited for her and got her I beat her very well I naked her then I lock her in station I calculate my money up to 150 to pay the boy came to bail her I told police his owing me too 250k I have teller I have been paying paying for him they lock him too.one big man help me they both paid me put together about 200k befor leaving thag cell.
I hope u can read my English and learn your lesson and decepline yourself.
Lolzzzz.
DeleteI luv u already,had it been u didn't retaliate,i for pass tru dis ur comment strangle u,hope u self don learn ur lesson?
Anon, this your story na wa o
DeleteLoooollllllzzzz. This anon is funny. No be small 'decepline' yourself
DeleteAnon u said u did ssce? Ur English na die. Pls enroll in a night class to improve on this
DeleteLol @ anon. Ur story too funny. But babes now u shld learn good English oo,whether u go skool or not. For the fact that you visit this blog shows u r exposed. Pls try and Polish up abit...
DeleteI believe this anon is taking wrong English
DeleteHahaha best story on this blog ever...stella plz make this a post on its own hahahahahahah
DeleteBuhahahahahahahahahahaha@Anon.... your story cracked me up so bad!! I done laugh nearly piss for pant!!! Your brother called her as a maga ke?? Lmao anyways!! Hope you too don learn your lesson nnem?? All the best sugar!! You have a good heart.
Delete@Anon. That's good of you. A well deserve beating! You woza the girl well, well. Them no born her well! Lol.........
DeleteWow @ anon 2150 what an interesting story
DeleteAbeg this anonymous is forming "illiterate' English jor. I can tell u understand and can write good English. You just did this for fun I'm sure.
DeleteUr story touched me. Its devoid of gimmicks or forgery. U can enrol in a school. Your English is good but just needs a little polishing. Please read Things Fall Apart, The concubine, Purple Hibiscus and a handful of other books. You will be perfect in no time. Just know for you to drop this comment, you are a lot better than you can imagine. Thanks for your narrative prowess
DeleteLADY O
Hnmm. This will be interesting...
ReplyDeleteNever been in such situation as at that don't know how it feels
ReplyDeleteWill just read comments
Loads of girls send me txt warning me to stay off their bf and later when they go to whatsapp and see a stud they get confused.am aways attaching and giving headache u want to fight me your own your own....
DeleteI have never fought over a guy God 4bid, can't fight over my hubby self...Fighting is not my thing biko...I met a girl in my ex room, I put down my bags went 2 d bathroom 2 refresh cos I have been on road all day came out picked up my bags and went 2 my hostel...he wz just begging and all running after my bike like a poppy dog. That was d end of d r/ship, I dnt want drama abeg..
ReplyDeleteI like that. Calmly done.
DeleteAbeg give me nnamdi number make i join u dial. have never been in that position before so dont know how one feels about it.
ReplyDeleteFighting over a man at dis age? I Won't even fight over my husband...... Do men really worth d stress? Noooo I don't think sooo.....
ReplyDelete@Chick Felix, me too o. I can come and go and die over a man o.
DeleteAre men really worth the stress?
DeleteMe and Usher one time dated the Same girl, we didn't realise she was a twin lol. End of story
ReplyDelete*I have never fought over a guy God 4bid, can't fight over my hubby self...Fighting is not my thing biko...I met a girl in my ex room, I put down my bags went 2 d bathroom 2 refresh cos I have been on d road all day came out picked up my bags and went 2 my hostel...he wz just begging and running after my bike like a poppy dog. That was d end of d r/ship, I dnt want drama abeg..
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
ReplyDelete.
I swear i love the fact that am a man no doubt....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
How do u know wen u havent bn a girl?
DeleteLemme just Tel u one thing:Ed,U are missing out big time! Big time kwa. Lolz
He's missing out on being a lady? Are you encouraging Caitly Jenner? Ha! Na we deh take style turn our men to ladies..Stellz, was reading with smiles through and through. Abeg leave Nnamdi to rest..lol
DeleteSHB
It all depends on the level of maturity and exposure of both party. It could also depend on whether level. By this I mean, finanicial clout or physical appearance of either ofvthe party. These factors could go a long way in determining wether or not peace woukd rain or if it will come down to fisticuffs.
ReplyDeleteHian Onye kwa?
DeleteHahaha Stella u be case, I can't fight over a man, I mad? Mitcheew when i started dating then I dated an Igbo guy, I didnt know he had another girl he was dating, anytime the girl comes around he tells me she is his sister, mumu me then I believed but inside of me kept telling me she isn't, so one of the days she came he was at my place and he told me that my sister is around oh, let's go and see her nah, I told him u know I don't like coming to your plc when she is around so I just layed back in my bed, something in me just woke me up and said follow him home, I told him oya let's go I wanna meet her today, u need see the look on his face, he kept saying re u sure u want to? I said am sure let's go, on our way he kept saying re u sure? Re u sure? I kept mute, we got to his plc and the girl spoke in Igbo and said who is this one again? I understand igbo very well though I don't know how to speak, I sat and was just smiling all through, I just said in my mind I wanna see the drama that would play out today, he called me out and said, re u sure u wanna stay? I said yes the house is big enough, we got back in, he called me again repeating same thing and I repeated same answer, the third time he called me out I just warned him instantly and told him if u have anything to say just say it here am listening. Kikiki
ReplyDeleteSeeing that he couldn't convince me to go he left I and the lady and left the house that night, it was just both of us watching one movie like that, so we got talking
Me: good evening am ......... And your re?
She: am .........
Me: nice to meet you, so how is everyone at home mum, dad and his brother and sisters.
She: fine but we aren't related
Me: ahhhhh I thought your his sister oh, all this while you have been coming, that's what he told me
She: not his sister we have been dating for 7years now
Me: mouth opening, 7 years huh! Anyway its well I just met him months ago all the same your welcome. We chatted a bit and I told her I was going but she said I should stay the we would lock him out and make sure he sleeps outside. Lol I just told her no need and I went back home, the next day when he came begging wanting to give me his cock and bull lies, I just poured him one dirty water I used in washing my cloths that's how we ended things. Chei! Back then I was crazy, u do any how I show u any how. Lol
Hahahahahahaha,dis cracked me up hahahahahahahaahaaahhaahaha
DeleteGood evening,I am Jbaby and u are???LMAO
Dats how to roll babyyyy!
SMH @ Fighting over a Man.Like really???
Choi!! Bwhahahhahahahahahaha
DeleteLoooool... Have always been wanting to try that ...pour dirty water on someone ...! I see it in movies a lot ...the degradation is just damn!
DeleteHahahahhahahaha.....I can't just stop laffing. If na me I for agree stay back and lock him out...lol!!!!
DeleteNo be me wan fight cos of a man lailai, I de craze? Mtchew
Olooooooooooooo!!!!!!@poured him dirty water!
DeleteBabe you no get chill oooh!!
You bad gan.
Lmao! I hope he was wearing a white shirt .....
DeleteThis General's wife will not kill me with laughter.A big fan of urs.Always looking out for yur comments
DeleteI have never and will never quarrel with a babe over a guy. If I get angry it would be directed at the guy not the girl cos I am sure she is also in the dark. Girls who fight physical or confront the girl are childish.
ReplyDeleteA girl has confronted me once that I should leave her bf, I didn't even want him so I was just looking at her like it's like you're mad abi. Later she started threating me with calls, it was a very funny experience.
Yes, it was! Ole. Ashawo kobo kobo! Isn't that what you ashawos say... You don't need him but you just fuck him for money! Shameless whores.. Busy grinding ten dicks at one time.
DeleteBack wen I was still naive and innocent, I had dis stupid bf, yes, very stupid. He was a chronic cheat. Dunno y I didn't realise this earlier. Went to his house one evening with my best is only for me to meet one lady there. She introduced herself and was like I must be d cousin, my pic was on d wall. I just smiled and left with my friend.
ReplyDeleteWen I eventually confronted him, he lied blatantly dat she must have thot we were cousins cos we looked alike(akuko uwa). Little me will still believe him.
Thank God I finally left, delta people can cheat for Africa.
Foolish rat. With ur rotten pussy, why won't they cheat
DeleteNo bi lie u talk, even if u ain't delta but u grew up der u will still cheat!
DeleteYeah Deltans are chronic cheats
DeleteLol men
DeleteEka grew up in warri with your attitude no man wouid stay faithful last time u said your last bf gave u a shocker..
DeleteEka what sense did u just make?
DeleteDelta, bayelsa and rivers especially the kalabari men!
DeleteAnon, let me just pretend I'm stupid and reply dat Ur stupid sentence. 1. I never grew up in warri, we were in unn together. 2. Were u d one dat exed d 'last' boyfriend for me???
DeleteE ti po to, so gbo
All men cheat just learn how to tame a man forget tribe see them loosed girls they can't keep a man
DeleteHave not experienced it before...will read peoples stories
ReplyDelete**vianson**
Have not experienced it before...will read peoples stories
ReplyDelete**vianson**
Yes o one stupid girl was fighting me over a dude in vgc, carry bottle . stupidity
ReplyDeleteLol. But who still fights over a man?
ReplyDeleteckjacob.blogspot.com
If I hear! Men wey jealous pass women, but the have the grace of endurance unlike women that like throwing tantrums. Still wondering why I shld fight cos of a man. Is the man made of gold?
ReplyDeleteLol@made of gold.
DeleteComing back to read comments. Hehehe 2day Na 2day
ReplyDeleteStella na only u fit do am. I'll just walk away.....walk away....
ReplyDeleteI av oo, was in ex lee boo's place wen one of his gfs came oo, no bi small thing. He asked his brother to take me to his room and stay wit me, me dont knw wat was happening until I heard voices shouting where is that's bitch oo, na so I kukuma force myself come out oooo then come tell the babe to go say no body invite her, chai I com dey vex for dis guy eeh. Me come start my own oo, come and take me home oo I can't take dis shit anymore oo, na so they com dey beg me oo no bi small thing ooo. It was crazy really!
ReplyDeleteMust you use oo as if your life is tied to it? Rubbish
DeleteHello. And Bye.
ReplyDeleteHahahaaahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteI was stil laughing my head off @ d Pictures and the caption and den i read ya story Hahahahaaha
Hahahahhaahahahahhahaha
Stels dis ur story cracked me up LMAO
Lol
ReplyDeleteStellz, this your story ended very well o
Some don't even leave to tell theirs
#WhiteDiamondOut
Live*
Delete#WhiteDiamondOut
Lmao. Remember one time in skul when I was going out wit one guy n was even considering dating him but he thought I was playing pranks. As a smart guy, he went behind my back and wooed my friend. Aah joycee told me immediately he stepped in, d idiot will call professing his undying love for her and all rubbish, my friend will put in speak out and we will be busy laughing our ass off. I advised my friend to deal with him very well as she turned him into a driver, drycleaner, cook etc on top everything e no see nipple not to talk of punnani. By the time my friend dumped him, he wan nearly run mad.
ReplyDeleteYour frnd is good person,unlike some tasty ones I knw
DeleteThis story makes me remember Louis. Louis keep asking all my friends out o. We r ready 4 u
DeleteMy dear! some mumu ready to kill dem self b'cos of man oo.. lol na run i run that day as i see say the babe won fight me.
ReplyDeletestreet people dey shout Wait naa, why you dey fear her, wait nothing dey happen ha! as i dey run i dey reply dem "No ooo i no sabi fight"
And dis really cracked me up... hahahahahahahahahaha
DeleteLmao,babe run for ur life..o.no dem those ppl they wan watch film
DeleteHahahaha! @i no sabi fight. But u sef u be oleh ooh. U for face na *side eyes*
Deletemet a guy while in skool. he told me abt d ex hw dey dnt date again, dat his dick doest stand for her anymore. beleived him though. so d girl came to write exam nd wud be staying in his house. me i didnt bother cos am nt a trouble maker, bt wat really got me angry was dat d girl was going out nd told him to lock d door so her things wont get missing. i got vry angry nd i asked if i was nw a thief nd told him to give d keys dat i cant stay out nd i wnt ve him lock me outside. we slept in dis same bed i nd d girl. d next day i packed my things nd told him he definitly come to beg me.. wen d girl travelled bk dude came bk nd started begging saying dat his sorry nd he doesnt like d girl again.me i jst dey laff . told him dat was d end of d relationship nd i ve taken enof. till today dude still calls me.lubiish!!!! i cant nd i wont fight ova a man. i will jst live, though it hurts
ReplyDeleteI think I know u, your name is Deborah!
DeleteHer name is Deborah. So? Go and sleep Moor! Namsense😤
DeleteNever had such experience, but if there was one, I will quietly walk away or form gist with the babe like Stella
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteI really have no story to tell Jare:
am not just slim(I no get power) am so fragile that I can't even kill a rat. Kikikikikiki. I hate d sight of blood. I hate physical combats as well; I can't even stand where ppl are fighting or where one is been beaten up. I wud just break down in tears.
Well dere are subtle ways t handle a cheating situation than "Jackie Chaning" d person. D 1st guy I dated taught me neva to fight any babe bcos of a man. He taught me how to win somone(my rival) over insted of fighting her.
Then he said to me if u Eva com t my house n meet any lady; react thus:
ME: *give him a warm hug then probably a kiss* then I wud say t him- Honey u dint tell me ur cousin ws coming frm d village. Wen dd she arrive? Hav she had anything t eat. Then I shud turn t d lady n say welcome o. Hope u r fine? Hw are ppl in d village?
Acting lyk d boss lady of d house I wud change into leboo's short n top n go into d kitchen t prepare sth f her.
I can't shout biko n I refused t b intimidated.
Hahahhaha @ how are d people in d Village
DeleteTrust me u will be too shocked 2 say all that.
DeleteStella your story cracked me up big time.
ReplyDeleteMy closest friend during our uni days packed her bags and her yam legs to go pay her boyfriend a suprise visit in oguta from awka..got there and the bobo was shaking cos he wasn't expecting her.she met one hot chick in d house wearing the dudes tshirt and playing the wifey role..was so nice to my friend and even offered her food and drinks,ma friend decided to confront the babe and told her that she's the guys babe..d chick clear my friend oh that she is his babe too that it's not a problem for her..well the chick was leaving the same day and told ma friend that she could take over frm where she left off..she smiled n left peacefully.well she and ma friend had a good chat and bcame friends..
ReplyDeleteThis is sure gonna be entertaining...
ReplyDeleteI have never experienced this biko and even if I
did, I can never fight over a man, mbanu!!!
*let me read the comments //
Stella u reminded me of one of my ex, I was in my yr3 in uni then, whenever I wanna pay a visit, I do inform him, but that evening I just decided to go, since he told me he was at home and bored. I left my hostel with d intent of staying there from friday to sunday. When I got there, I knock and entered it was a lady that even opend the door, though I was supprised but I dint show it, I was just very free,am the kind of person that when ever am in a friends place I'll just pull my cloth remaining my bra and unzip my jean, so imediately I entered I dropped my bag and pulled my shirt, so she actually thought am his sister, if u see d way she greeted me ehn and served me better food,I chop finish na she carry d plate comot, me sef con dey act like him sister.kikiki. I guess she called him and told him one of your sister is around. We got talking, I realised she's also in my sch, we talked and talked and gist about sch,If u see d way my lee boo rushed in ehn, when he saw me he was shocked, greeted me causually and went out. It was then I now told the girl that am his g.f and not his sister, that we've been dating for more than 3yrs, d girl said she met him not up to 4mnths, d gurl just started crying, I con dey beg d gurl, tell am say guyz dey very useless, there she told me about her ex, and how she's been having issues with guyz. I asked her when she'll be goin back, she said on sun but with wot happend she leave d next morning, I told her I was supposed to leave sun too, bt it seems we'll leave together. I swear lee boo did not come back that night. Me nd d gurl gisted about a lot of things that night till abt 2am b4 we slept, d next morning we cooked, ate, And left for school together. Lee boo did not call me until evening asking where I was, and I was like 'plz who am I speaking with, oh sorry its a wrong number".na so we ended am o. Till date me and the gurl still friends, infact we be best of friends. she's getting married next month. She'll be reading this sef. *side eyes
ReplyDeleteIt didn't really happen to me but my bf had a gf then and I didn't know about it, d gf started fronting and telling peeps that am poaching when I got to know I decided to kipvd guy to myself, she became desperate and started visiting his family hauz with all manner of gifts for his parents, I got tired of the games and let him go, today they are married, I am married and ex bf still calls me declaring undying love for me and asking me to come to lag to be with him. God forbid, I jump and pass.
ReplyDeleteI met a guy in 2008 was about 16, i knew that guy was not straight forward. Anyways oneday i went to his house (after being discharged from the hospital) found a woman in his place besides his neighbour already gave me the download that his fiancee was around. As i reached there i saw her, i just turned back and walked away. He chased me till i enter bike, that was the end of it oh.
ReplyDeleteAnother one, i was dating him o not knowing dude started dating another babe few months afterwards, this babe added me on fbook and insulted my life. I sha could not take it any more as people even though i was the side chic meanwhile i was there before she came. I left o. He later impregnayed her. Today they are married. They deserve each other sef.
my current bf is very good friends with his exes it bothers me a little but i trust him as him sef never sleep with me uptill now and his moral values are strong. Sadly we are not long term due to different religions. I never fight for guys oo, its beneath me. ewwww
I was dating a cute guy not too far from my hood,one day a friend of mine used him and a girl have known for years as DP,I asked my friend who the girl is and he said its my bf's gf I was stunned...fortunately enough I had the chicks number and the dialogue was as follow
ReplyDeleteMe:hi sweets I saw a pic of you and a fine dark guy on someone's phone,who is he to you
Babe:He is my bf,we have been dating for 4years
Me:haa mogbe and the idiot told me he has been single for 2years
Babe:sorry do you know him
Me:Yes he is my boyfriend too
I think the babe confronted the guy and he denied so babe called me and started insulting me,I just told her she and the guy dey craze and that was the end btw me and bobo...
We didn't talk for some years,later I apologized to the babe so now its hi hi but she and the guy are no longer together and boo is trying to get back with me...
Very recent and funny experience. Few months ago, I started dating a guy I've known for four years but he's been out of the country for years and we recently jst met when he was posted to my state for work. I like him the first time I met him 4yrs ago but we couldn't be for what ever reason, so meeting him now I thought it must be the heaven giving me sign that we r meant to me. Chai! Great mistake. Few weeks into the relationship, I started picking fights with my siblings because I was always staying late coming home by 11pm, 12am. One time I came home by 5:30am, in d name of chilling wif new hot boo. And to think that's not enuff, when we r together d kind of girls dat call him "kate instagram, faith facebook, Amina Jos, dis one Lagos, dat one London. I take eye look am. Last straw for me was when he was sick, he called to tell dat he wasn't feeling well so as a correct northern babe, I comot go buy 2 chicken for mall, cook p/soup with one nd chicken curry soup with the other, carry food flask wey dey ontop shelf (VIP only) put food for him begged my elder brother to drop me off at my friends place. I showered, put small perfume nd no makeup (in my mind, I want him to see me for who I really am; a housewife not a sexy vixen) nd off we went.
ReplyDeleteHe was lying down in bed, inside duvet sexy wan kill am, he was happy to see me. We hugged first nd slightly kissed, I joked dat I didn't wanna have his flu, told him I brought food for him... I was expecting awwww, thanks, more kisses but what he said was "did I tell u I was hungry" jokingly na him shock catch me for body woh*. I smiled telln him to give his gate man, am sure he'll be happy. Already my anger don dey swell like socked garri, told him my brother is in his living room, am leaving. On our way out, a girl was coming inside the compound with her own food flask wey big pass my own. "See gobe". As a sharp guy, he said " what's with women and. food flask now?", nd I told him its "girlfriend number 2" he squeesed my hand. Then the girl approached us, low and behold, d girl and I went to the same primary and secondary school. She was my class mate in primary school and a year my junior in secondary school. We lost touch during uni days but we kinda keep intouch on social media. Na him I tear the girl hug woh*, started jisting and catching up, sharp guy was shocked, saying ''so u know each other" I said yesso we are old friends. I asked her who she came to see, she called his name but she doesn't know him one of our friend sent her to give him food because he wasn't well. I pointed him to her, collected the food and took it in, dropped it on d dinning table and picked my two food flask woh*, when I came out she was gone and he was looking at me shocked, asking me why am taking the food I brought for him, told him d food will be too much for one guy, as he is not a ruminant animal. My brother started laughing, na so we enter car and left. sharp guy was calling me, told him am not vexing woh* but I don't do competition, atleast grant me the courtesy of being the only chick in my town. Before next time I'll meet my friends younger sister there, I no dey. Na so e end.
Sorry for the long read, havnt been able to tell my friends sef, I no sey dey go laugh me die.
Hahahahahahaha
DeleteThat's My girl!
I thouroughly enjoyed dis gist and ya Crazy humour Hahahahahahahaha
I like u Boo!
I remember that year,while i was still dating my ex, a girl worked up to me to interview me concerning the relationship...she has been eyeing my boo then and she never knew he had a hot sexy girl like me for girlfriend...the epic answer i gave her,i am still surprised she didn't SLAP me..
ReplyDeleteBy the way...i miss my ex,am still madly inlove with him,have not moved on yet...it's almost a year,wish i know why he broke up with me..
He always said i was 1000 yards wife material
My friends say am perfect,people say am too perfect.
Am pretty,very interested,very industrious,a neat freak,too organized,cook very well,my dress sense is cool,to top it all i am so young -if not the youngest blog visitor self.
Pls if you see K***(my ex),tell him i still love him.
I have learnt to speak igbo better.
I dont say off the fan again but switch of the fan.
I wont do house girl for his neighbors again nor wash and clean their general kitchen without his permission.
I would always apologize in the most romantic way i can.
I would teach him all the mathematics he wants to know,while he helps me polish my English.
Lover girl.
Abeg forget him if he loves u he will come back to you. Love doesn't have to hurt so much.However, I pray God gives u peace and bring him back if it is His will for u IJN.
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ReplyDeleteSuddenly no one fights because of a guy, so who are those who fight nah, kikikikikikikikiki *stella's side eye*
ReplyDeleteMy dad has this serious babe that will not let us rest,she call my dad when he's back from work,he wakes my dad in the morning,i notice all this and did an investigation,found out she's someone I know very well and even just got married ,my mum didn't know so I decided to pay her a visit,told her to stay away or I will tell her husband,call her out on social media and told my dad if he doesn't stop I will report him to the woman's husband and give him the biggest disgrace of his life,my people na their Torry end..well I did this cause I lost a sibling to dad womanising issues years back ,I almost lost my life cause the so called woman want dad to marry her and decided to use jazz to arm us,mum fell seriously sick and she was pregnant with twins god intervain and we are fine today.
ReplyDeleteAmennnnnnnnnnnnnn
DeleteSHB
Ha!
DeleteThat's y I don't tolerate married men. Ever since my Dad's discretion. Thank God for prayers side chicks r evil
Deletenobody will agree dat they ve fought for man before. who then are d main chics who keep calling n using their friends to waylay n beat up sidechics? na wa for bvs o cos dat was so me in delsu. looking back now I dey shame for myself.we r now moms n d stupid boyfriends nko? story for anoda day.. nobody should come n die under my comment now.
ReplyDeleteI can fight for my movies and my novels.....and my cake.......but NEVER over a boy.....i dey mad???
ReplyDeleteThat was hw i met one at my ex's place...with a micro mini gown....read d writing on the wall....i took off to go and watch my movies....with this PHCN light that is not reliable
Another of my ex that i'm still in contact with, his recent gf called to ask who i was to him....that i shouldnt not call him again....shuoo......as if she caught us in bed......i was like" i dnt know u" ...." I dnt fight over man.....i'd rather eat beans"....."A man is not my prob right now.....i need money and u r nt sounding like a currency"......i called d guy in question and told him to get a leash for his dog cos she's acting all girly.....and i dont do or speak "girls" that much
No be only fight....i rather play suwe
I don't fight over a man. I need money and u r not sounding like a currency. Hahahahaha. I love this line
DeleteLol u cracked me up well. It's better to play Suwe my dear
DeleteI once fought with a girl after I caught her with my school boo back in d days. Chai, d fight was terrific. We both beat each oda, but when I got home and saw scratch mark on my neck, I was so angry. My body was worth more than d yeye boy, and I hate having marks on my body. Was only 18 then. Lol, ibereribe bu oria.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha Nikkynikky
DeleteI tot u Wanted to say dat wen u saw d Mark on ur body,u Went back n continued d fight Hahahahaha
Who won???
DeleteThis topic just made me remember tola and miss Mae fight over that church rat.hahahahahahahahaha....Queens don't fight over a man a beg! Only desperate girls do...my own opinion.
ReplyDeleteThe internet don't forget things sha
DeleteLols
ReplyDeleteSassy fire I want to read on take on this
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't make sense to fight over a guy oo. If you find out he is cheating, take a walk. Period. It is funny how a woman will break another's head over a man then go back to man!
ReplyDeleteTHE STRUGGLES ON MY WEDDING NIGHT
CLASSY BABES DONT FIGHT OVER MEN.
ReplyDeletewhr my comment stella?
ReplyDeleteInfact this is my style oooo,i will find q way of becoming ur best friend without the guy's knowledge.
ReplyDeleteAll my hubby's girlfriends are my friend.THey will even tell me whats going on between them.
Am that gentle.
Lolz,
ReplyDeletewat if this girl take u unawear?
No story
ReplyDeleteEven if I can fight, it won't be because of a guy.
ReplyDeleteI remember back then when I was staying with my grandma, there is this guy I was dating then. So this particular day his girlfriend but he said ex girlfriend and her friend came to visit him in Lagos all the way from Benin. Because he live directly opposite my grandma's house, I saw them but I didn't bother because I still have my leg crossed like a mermaid. But he still came to explain himself. So the ladies notice that before he went out he always come over to my place and when he return he does the same. The ladies decide to show me say na Benin babe they rock, moreover they are older than me and bigger stature while I am petite. They started with pidgin saying is it because of this small girl that u are doing anyhow that If they should handle me, I'm not a trouble maker but I settle guys in the area very well. My boyfriend was like I'm sorry don't mind them, and I was keeping my cool but the ladies were mad that he was begging me instead of them and they started shouting and creating scene, people start gathering to know what is happening and guys in the area was asking me mama Wetin happen?
The ladies just said no wonder that I'm doing like a chair lady, they just face the guys that they be mumu, calling their junior sister mate mama, na big slap land the lady face. They rough handle them no be small. Till they are ask to apologize. And I part with some money for the guys to do their faji. I later told the ladies that it is not worth fighting over any man, because dey go fight tire no be small, moreover they are grown up.
Why in d world wld u fight for a man???there's no man worth fighting for abeeg.
ReplyDeleteMy ex den had dis gal dat he lied dey were frnds in chrch and al so I went visiting one tym n asked him 2 introduce d gal 2 mi,he was scared but I insisted,wen he did introduce her 2mi in chrch I opened my arms hugged her,mumu geh tot I didnt knw dey were dating.it wasnt a small mata,d next ting she started coming ova 2 d houxe forming "lets read d bible",weneva she comes I will cook n serve her n gist sef,they were both confused cos they didnt knw why I was nice,sometyms sef she wld come very early lyk 8am 2 d house,I was laffing.
The day I was to leave cos we stayed in different locations abi na states I go tuk,I called d babe to come ova 2 d house n she came,I asked her if she knew who I was to him and told hef we've been dating for 5yrs n counting,told her he told mi how dey both met amd al,dat am not gonna come btw them but I want hed to do mi a favour and keep him,she shld pls take him cos am done wit and make sure he doesnt leave hef for anoda prsn,meanwhile he wasnt @ home wen I called her to come ova so he came in and met us tuking,omo see the shock n fear on his facemi told him to chill dat we were having gals chit chat.
Wen I fnshed addressing her I told her to get up n gv mi gud bear hug,I entered the cab waiting for mi I had called alrdy n zoomed off leaving she n my ex looking lyk lost sheeps lool.
Dat relationship nor last 1 month dem pack up n u knw d rest gist na,d cow came begging buh I don waka pass him bus stop.
There's no man worth figthing for ladies biko.........
Hehehe, bitchplis dis babe na my replica oo.
DeleteSometimes, I get worried abt my nonchalancy to tins oo.
Lol @ bear hug
DeleteNo be small cow kikikikiki
Delete@pinkshell,which replica?...ur own action was worse Dan dis n i'l still continue to blame u...'our guy' still deserves an apology
DeleteI was dating a cute guy not too far from my hood,one day a friend of mine used him and a girl have known for years as DP,I asked my friend who the girl is and he said its my bf's gf I was stunned...fortunately enough I had the chicks number and the dialogue was as follow
ReplyDeleteMe:hi sweets I saw a pic of you and a fine dark guy on someone's phone,who is he to you
Babe:He is my bf,we have been dating for 4years
Me:haa mogbe and the idiot told me he has been single for 2years
Babe:sorry do you know him
Me:Yes he is my boyfriend too
I think the babe confronted the guy and he denied so babe called me and started insulting me,I just told her she and the guy dey craze and that was the end btw me and bobo...
We didn't talk for some years,later I apologized to the babe so now its hi hi but she and the guy are no longer together and boo is trying to get back with me...
April 2012, I was in my 3rd year in Unilag and was dating this banker....It was my birthday and I had a house party that evening...My dearest boo was helping me get stuff during the day and in the night he was in my house for the party with his friends....There was this babe he was dating also altho people have been telling me but I have never met the girl so it happened she has been calling bit he didn't pick and rho girl went straight to his house to wait for him...Hmmmm party ended around 12am so boo was like we should go home together. I packed his food and off we went home. I opened the door and saw this anty Gwegs sitting on the couch with her small cousin so I greeted her nd went inside the room....before I knew it, she was on the bed...I went into the shower took my bath and went to the wardrobe to pick boos Pj so I can wear and go to bed in the 2nd room or the sitting room....Naso the girl just snatch Pj say I no fit wear am cos na she buy am for James....I quietly picked boxers and singlet and asked her "hope u didn't buy this one too" she no answer and for my mind I say a This one dey mad oo....boo came to me that we should go and lodge in an hotel and I said never....I went back into the room and took a spare pillow Naso I jejely sleep for sitting room that night....I overheard her shouting. For my mind I say when u shout finish u go sleep....My people this anty Gwegs drank half bottle of vodka and was crying all night....James just left her in the room and came to join me in the sitting room....as early as 4:30am she left....To cut long story short my dearest boo had given another Madam Gwegs for America belle and I didn't know that he was getting married to her Until 3 weeks to the wedding MORAL OF THIS STORY: Never fight a fellow girl over a guy cos he might just be using both of u. Oya make una welcome me...I am new to the blog but I am already getting used to the slangs.lol Madam Stella I love u.....From Ejiskoko
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ hope u didnt Buy This one too.
DeleteLolzz..If I hear!Na guys jealous pass.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm. This ur caption got me thinking bout d first and last time d very awkward situation happened to me. See me fresh and still partly innocent (as I never open eye well well like my friends ) met this benue guy with d sweetest tongue
ReplyDelete..can convince a mammy water self to not return to her base if he dedicates his time)
Anyway back to my story. .. met him,and he told me he just broke up with his then gf. Na so we start o... then mobile phones just came out so it was easy to call to say I'm coming over or him coming over
But I noticed sometimes his phone will be off. .overnight till d next day....then I didn't know "aunty " was very much in d pic and those nights phone mysteriously off was cause she was around. Trailed him one bright morning and saw him dropping d supposed eX off!!!! All this time his phone was off ... and gbam immediately he dropped her. ..I started getting delivery reports on d blank messages I sent him.he cald me while pulling out of her street. ..told him to park I'm behind him. U could see shock on his face. ..he spinned a story of how she just. Showed up in his house wanting to rekindle their relationship and how it was too late so she spent d night in d room while he slept in d sitting room. Mumu and gullible me I still believe.
Fast forward to some months later na so phone off again for night. .... I was like let's see d excuse today. Late in d night o I looked for a cab and went straight. Gate man first start say oga nor de..I say see his car. ..I lie say it's him that said I shud come. Kiass he open gate. Saw another car in d compound. ..my heart rate increased cus I knew yawa haff gas. I pressed bell.. Bobo almost faint. Pushed d door well so I can enter. Stammering what are u doing here I say ask me again...next thing aunty show say ohhhhhhhhh. I was scared but I still held my grounds cause apparently she had heard bros was busy with a side chick (me so ) she wanted to start shouting on me but our common bf came in BTW and told her not to. All I asked him was I Thot u said u 2 have broken up...he de look me
This time my heard was thumping
I made to leave d cheat say pls it's too late for me say incase anything happen na him head he go de. Aunty started shouting that i muat go bla bla. Our BF say no and led me to guest room upstairs. Dunno how I slept that night but amidst tears and fear say aunty go use razor design my face '--- I finally slept. Early morning I woke up to meet OUR BF kneeling by my side starting into my face. .must have bin der willing me to wake up. He wanted to start his story story again I say pls save it. Na so I carry my 2 left leg go. D fear of acid and jazz is d beginning of wisdom. Calls upon calls and sms
...lies and more lies....d fear of wetin go happen to my face if I try am.now I can laugh about it...then it looked like my life was over. Love !!!! Life! !!!
Eeeya.Interesting read. But i think d player clearly prefered u to d oda Chick though.
DeleteYeah he apparently did....she got pregnant some few months after. ..de got married after d baby but d marriage didn't last 3 years. Bobo still single till date and we managed to remain friends and him playing senior bro once in a while.
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Yeah he apparently did....she got pregnant some few months after. ..de got married after d baby but d marriage didn't last 3 years. Bobo still single till date and we managed to remain friends and him playing senior bro once in a while.
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Thank God for God's healing and restoration.
ReplyDeleteI don't even what to recall, dated this guy whereby my instinct said nooooo. but loneliness and naivety.
Lets just say he had a village of girls. I miss beating , hot beating from one of the girls.
I thank God for delivering me from evil hands.
Please pray for direction and peace.
This guy was not in it on his own on his schemes.
peace to the broken heart.
I no deh kukuma pass my boundary. I have never been in such situation of dating someone's guy or having a quarrell with a babe over a guy. Its so not worth it, at all.
ReplyDeleteI once fought over a man and I regretted it cos he man and the babe planned for me.whenever he visits me she will be calling him every 30mins to know what we're doing meanwhile he told me they are just friends.V stupid of me I still entertain him anytime he comes visiting.He will collect my money and use it to buy her gifts and tell me the gift is for his sister. I suffered in that r/ship.He told her everything about me and she used that to abuse me on fb, he stopped me from visiting him but she spends all her weekend with him l don't even know why i allowed the r/ship to stay that long.When I call him she will pick the phone and abuse me and he always defend her.Finally one day he brought her to Lagos for a party and he needed money to fly her back to their base and he asked me for the money Jesus !!!, I caused ,abused ,shouted like a crazy woman intact as I am typing this I don't wish this on my worst enemy. Some men are mean how can,u plan with ur gf to dupe another lady just because you know she is vulnerable.They are married now with a child sef he called a week to their marriage to apologize.At times, I think it was God that punished me by sending that guy to me cos I SUFFERED psychologically.Well it is well .
ReplyDeleteIt is well Elizabeth. No that God has saved you from that situationship relationship.
ReplyDeletechoi were i wan start my gist?
ReplyDeleteok, 2002-4, back then unn days, met this guy obiora okoli tru my besty. we started dating and visiting each other enugu and aba were his business was. so one faithful week #studentsweek i carry my kaya say make i surprise my man considering his sermons how he misses me so much and my delicacies and as na long week hols, twas perfect timing. i wasnt aware i was gonna giv myself the surprise of the century.
omo as i enter town straight to his abode,dude wasnt home buh his kid broda was so i asked him not to call him dat i wanted to wowza him and he said ok wit a nod n left. wait ooh..as i sidon eyes caught my attention to som pics littered on the wall n consul..him n 1 chic like dat n my tots wer so were da fcuk did he keep mine?..my brain catch fire i jus de shake leg de wait..nxt tin horn n gate open. dey came in. dude froze wen he saw me cos am sure in his head "BUSTED' i welcomed the chic n she slummed in d caoch all smiles asking if i was obi's sis n i said obi should do the intro if she cared to know and at this juncture i was holding steam.cos d chic had my top on n my bracelet.the house na me do the interiors buy virtually everything #hismoneythough unto say fiance tinz. okoro begin ask me nne why didnt u call before coming? n am like.. buh u said u was lonely and missed me and its quite obvious..so who tha hell is she? so i did flash back to som months back.. the clothes the laundry guy brought alongside his.. so the clothes der wer actually hers? n u lied she was ur sister? omo okoro mute. at dat spot d chic just put mouth wan ask stupid qstn i forget hand 4her face..i went ballistic. this idiot has bin lying to me?. oya.. ngwa take off that top n bracelet on u immediately snapping my fingers..chic do say she wan fight but dat day body tell am cos not only did i shred d clothes on her,she lost some braids,nails n contouring from my 925's..at that time, obi don call em broda to help d situation as the decking don de too much.. wit vex as dem de seperate, i pick scented candle on top table stone obi. he was fast to dodge n d tin land 4 centre table shatter. jus den his friend am close to came in na so oyibo n d broda jack me go outside under hot sun begging me to calm down. omo i was ranting n making threatening promises.heard d girl shouting and cursing obi too..lol. to think this guy don beat me before, as in drove me to a secluded place in d bush n beat me shekeleke all cos we went 4a party and a guy was chatting me up.dude begged his distiny out dat day that he didnt know what got over him. so everything jus de play makosa 4my brain i wasnt thinking straight. sha finally they convinced me 4us to go to a nice guest house to calm buh not without my luggage.next morning i bailed to lag n dat was it. months later i saw dis same chic in phc wit anoda man feeding her in a restaurant n i took dem a pic n sent to obi's broda cos we wer still in touch n dat 1 froze dat she lied she was in school writing exams.their cup of ijebu..2008 just b4 my wedding he came to lagos looking 4me tru friends n den finally at my office to apologise n 4us to get back..and am like?..since 04? guy u late!..showing him my engagement ring..hmmm..he waited til after work kneeling up n down creating a scene..na ppl help me beg am to go back abj ooh dat he was years late already.u cant imagine..fond memories though!...we bcame friends later on sha buh lost him to cancer..he left bhind no wife or kid #sosad #RIPOBIORA
i still cringe thinking bout all these.
WOW!!! Had fun reading this but sad at the end :(
DeleteWell, I grew up partly like ajebota & partly ghetttorish when the fortunes of my father vanished in thin air. At that point, my survival instincts were perfected, knew how to hustle, selling & hawking little chops & bites, water etc to pay school fees. I was also an A-list student & knew I could get my Mum & siblings a better life thro education. So I got some class but also street smart with the craziness & of a ghetto chick. I can fight no be small, but I know how & when to pick & choose my battles. Listening to my maternal grand ma always telling us ' woman na woman with one toto each', no need to be intimidated by another. So growing up with that, I no dey fear any chick. I give respect to whom respect is due.
ReplyDeleteWas dating this guy, he was well placed, an executive with so much class, also way older than me. Met with his other gf at his office. Just saw one lady(also way older than me) just dey provoke alone oo & kept giving me the evil eye. I said to my self, Na wahala be this oo. Ha! Kept going to the Secretary about wanting to see the Oga now now, like she has priority over everyone. Just forming oga madam there. I knew dude is not married so in my mind I was like dey never born this chick, I was here b4 her. Instantly I knew this was my rival. So I sat there not recognizing nor validating her attitude. Face no look face. Twice she walked by me, almost stepping on my foot. Then I knew she has declared war. Remembering my Granny, I sat with my back straight, chest up, crossed my leg, reading & telling myself I no go fear this big sis oo. In her up/down movement, I stretched one leg further outward, she come trip off my crossed leg, stumbled almost hitting the floor, some dude helped support the fall, she no reach ground. That scene just embarrassed & humbled her instantly. Then to show her that no be only her is acquainted w the Sec, went to her desk, struck up a sweet conversation & was laughing. The Chick come provoke more. Started screaming at the Sec. if She has made Oga aware of her presence. Oga our bf summoned Sec. who came out, declared the day closed, has an urgent meeting but asked me to wait in another sitting area. The big sis could not believe it.; heard her swearing to the Sec, threatening her. On that occasion I won bc I chosed to be classy unlike my rival who unleashed her ghetto side in a.. I would say wrong environment. Dude later acknowledged having something with the lady, but was way up his neck with that razz attitude of hers. He actually told his Sec. to let the big sis never to come to his office again. However my state of mind at that time was carefree, young & had a bigger fish to fry...My studies, I did not bother to inquire if he was still seeing her. I had my own educational dreams to pursue wc was top of my priorities, so as to better my family.
By God's grace, an uncle of mine took a chance & invested in my education, sent me abroad, that kind of ended the r/nship. Now me & dude are best of friends, we both have our separate families. Though he would once in a while bring back the past, why I could not believe he would have made a statement..to marry me, I shouldn't have traveled out bla bla. He got married to someone else who has a striking resemblance to me, Lol. Kept telling me the Wifey has my shape, thinks & talks like me, with a cool head. We are both wishing each other well in our respective families.
I love the fact that am a Man mehn!!!
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