Until you become a parent,you will never understand the difference between silence is golden when there are no kids and dangerous when you have kids...lol
Kids can drive one crazy and when we dont hear their stress or shouts,its time to breathe a sigh of relief right?NO!...its time to run to them cos they are probably up to some mischief.
Silence is Golden unless you have kids PART ONE HERE
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| One of twin boys |
''Hi Stellalicious,how creative can your kids be when you not watching?this is one of my cousin's twin boys and I feel for her most times''.
heheheheeheehehehehehe what is he covered in?
I loved the first part one
ReplyDeleteHahahahah that's kids for you. See how she use the whole cream that is suppose to be used for like two months for only for day, love them much
DeleteThis is small. I have found my son covered in a range of things.. Ori and you know how hard that one is to shift or is it Robb, then he sat there crying "my eyes! My eyes" or is it his dads Kuza Hemp hair cream..that one even scared me cos of the hemp, make pikin no go high look lollllll. Try as you might not to leave thongs about there will be one day shaaaaaa.
DeleteHahahahaha...
ReplyDeleteMine is plenty!...no strength to type...
Going back to sleep...
Lmao, na veseline abi na wetin he rub so?
DeleteYou people should come and give us part two biko
La Katie, this is the parr two.
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Buahahhhahahahhahahaha @dat the little boy up there!
ReplyDeleteAm expecting!!
Hahahahahahaha chai! D one in my house, if he just goes quiet make u know say he don de work wonders either with scissors and his mum's shoe or cloth, or he is busy transferring water from d bucket to his water bottle, or he is using his mum's make up to design himself..... And I won't stop yelling! Indeed silence is never golden with kids around.
ReplyDelete@ olori Isis that child will be a creative designer. Please you people should help him develop and harness dat skill when is of age..God bless the little one n his parent.
DeleteCreative designer you say? Smh. The child is just playing
DeleteVery true,kids will make u learn hw to talk,if u re d quite type.
ReplyDelete********LONG LIVE SDK & SDKERS*******
Quiet*
DeleteEeyah, you missed the point.
DeleteBwahahahahahaaha@ Eyaaah
DeleteLmao!!!
Very funny but not funny smtime. My carry my powder ystday and rub frm his head to toe like body ccream .
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha.. He"s emptied d jar of vaseline on himsef.
ReplyDeleteand wen I became worried, I went into d room to look for him only to meet him hitting my laptop screen with my heavy power bank, this was like a month after I fixed the first one. Couldn't even beat him.
ReplyDeleteSo with this your overbearing assertive character you found a man to impregnate you?
DeleteMiracles indeed happen.
You have kid/s??
DeleteAnony, the first part didn't go thru, dunno y, its my nephew not my kid. And yea, I have a man that loves my overbearing self. Dyu?
DeleteYou have kids eka joy?
DeleteJust negodu this anons
DeleteLolz..that shld be vaseline. I love kids.
ReplyDeleteOyeah!
DeleteVaseline... Children can be funny atimes.
ReplyDeleteLo..l
ReplyDeleteLet me read comment.
ReplyDeleteDont blame the boy oo. blame the cartoons they are watching. That was how a neighbour son when he was 2 years old was watching Supe4rman on cartoon and saw the way superman flew from some storey building, that was how the boy put his own on practice, the parents were not around and he flew all the way from the first story building. Na there wahala start ooo. Break hand and people shouted, calling the parents to come and see ooo.
ReplyDeletechildren are just too smart for parents nowadays. silent is really golden when you turn your eyes for a second.
Jesus Christ. Hope he is fine? Thats scary, told my elder not to allow her children watch ben10, superman, spiderman, avatar, those cartoon are too violent and it makes the children practice it, a night to my wedding thts how I found my little nephew experimenting what he watched from one of his cartoon on his brother, he dragged the boy down from the chair and his head was swollen.
DeleteDon't let ur children watch violent cartoons pls
Silence*
DeleteJ baby go and sit down. Im sure u r the type that takes kids for deliverance for being kids. In fact just say u have no money to pay for cable. Broke ass idiot
DeleteLovely
ReplyDelete@Galore
They bring joy, laughter and cry.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahaha.
God bless of the little children of the world.
They bring joy n laughter n TEARS
DeleteLol...correction of lifw
Delete*life
DeleteVaseline. Lol
ReplyDeleteAll covered up in vaseline. Cant he jst apply a little where its needed? Chaiii I pity him oo, maybe the mom will smack him.
ReplyDeletelmao
ReplyDeletepoor boy
OMG!
ReplyDeleteI'll def be too weak to punish the child..the damage don pass punishment
I'll.quietly take him to the bathroom and give him an aggresive scrub
Lol @ aggressive scrub!
DeleteHahahaha, shildren r blessings from God. Allow them play biko. My neighbor always cages his children. He'll look the door to the whole rooms and leave just the children' s room open. One day, after picking them from school, he forgot to lock the doors as usual. Before he remembered and rushed in, the sitting room was in a mess. All animated stuff broken, flower vase destroyed, his 'precious' sound system had holes in it...and to top it all, they used their mother's make-up kit to paint the house and she's a make up artist. The man couldn't even talk. He just left the house and came to call my sis to help him stay with them. Yeye man just went out and came back around 9pm when their mother came back.
ReplyDeleteLmao
DeleteHahahaha
DeleteOMG. So funny.
DeleteSilence kee...my nephew is smart..3 years old...but when doing things like dis u hear him singing. you might think he is playing with toys, only to find out he is using Ur make up..or brushing the floor with powder
ReplyDeleteOkay
ReplyDeleteSeen
Must u comment?you always ave nothing reasonable to say,dumb ass
DeleteNaaah that's not true... he al
DeleteNaaa thats not true... he's always very pleasant n comments intelligently
Deletehahahahahaha. Silence is indeed suspicious with kids. Once I was home alone babysitting my baby brother and he wandered out of my sight for a few minutes. There was silence and i knew he was up to something. After looking for him everywhere I found him in the bathroom seriously and dilligently washing my mobile phone with soap and water all over him, the phone and the floor. Chimooooo! I screamed and he looked at me with his cute face offering me the phone like he had done something reasonable for me. I just shook my head and cleaned up the whole mess. Phone was a write off after that.
ReplyDeleteOmg!!! Really Cracked me up.
DeleteHahahahaha my ribs oh, sorry babe
DeleteLaff wan kill me.....
DeleteChai!
DeleteHe's covered in Petroleum Jelly na! Lol..
ReplyDeleteLol. Simply keep things out of the reach of children. They're always curious
ReplyDeleteobi seen
ReplyDelete#GODWIN™
Vaseline
ReplyDeleteThat's Vaseline. I once caught my daughter covered in sudocrem, the whole tub. She was even licking it.
ReplyDeleteI could not shout. That thing is hard to wash.
Hahaha, same here i remember being scared because she had some in her mouth so I gave her lots of oil to drink.
DeleteKids oh kids I bless GOD for giving me my precious kids. When u don't hear there sound ur heart keep wondering the terrible things they might be doing
ReplyDeleteHaaaaaaaa aunty Stella my own pass me o. U won't imagine what my 13month old son did this past Sunday wen we were preparing to go out, my mum noticed he wasn't around so she quickly rushed to check on him lol and behold, what did we find??????
ReplyDeleteMy wonderful son was busy in d TOILET. My 7yr old daughter has used d toilet and without flushing and there was my son dipping his ball inside d SHIT n licking it..........NOTE he was missing for a long time b4 mumc noticed his absence....... OMG u can imagine our reaction
Jesusssss...My God ooh...i go first faint if i be u..Pls oh wat did u do to him?Abeg carry him to see a doctor just to sure he is ok...chai these children will not kill somebody..
DeleteJesusssss...My God ooh...i go first faint if i be u..Pls oh wat did u do to him?Abeg carry him to see a doctor just to sure he is ok...chai these children will not kill somebody..
DeleteYuck!!! Ha!
DeleteEwwwww
DeleteEwwww...
DeleteDon't you give him food?...how can he be licking shit...
You are a bad mother!...
Shut up!!! @queen of doom, how can u say am a bad mother???u obviously sick in ur head,,,,,,, great u idiot @doctoressa yes dear I did n we were given antibiotic n told not to worry
DeleteAnd yes my kids r well fed if u want I can send a snap shot of what I feed him wit, n his pic for u to see how healthy he is s child that isn't well fed is known by his looks, if u must knw he was already weighing 15kg as at 9mnths wen we went for vasination
DeleteHe probably thought that was some sort of food as well. I bet you will be cleaning his mouth, for the next one week non stop lol.
DeleteHmmm.. .This reminds me of sometime in January. I was feeding my 1 month old son and my toddler was watching his cartoon when all of a sudden, i noticed his absence in the living room. I rounded off quickly with my Lil one and went in search of my munchkin.
DeleteLo and behold, i met him in the kitchen and the scariest part was the smell of sniper (insecticide) oozing out of the kitchen. I almost fainted cos I thought he already treated himself to a large dose of it. Luckily, being a very observant child, he picked it from under the kitchen sink where his dad normally hides it and sprinkled it all over d kitchen floor just d way he sees him do it.
I was relieved though I continued checking his breath to be sure he didn't taste it even after it was obvious he didn't. This children no go kill person oh...God save us all.
Dvictorious Ehis, calm down biko. Don't mind Linda. But always tell your daughter to flush after using the toilet
DeleteDvictorious this is funny joo. Kids enh. Kai they wony kill someone
DeleteHahhhhhahahahahahahaaa. Boy don use vaseline baff himself. Lmao
ReplyDeleteHe is all covered with Vaseline Stella.
ReplyDeleteI laff sote I run go bathroom.
My cousins did worse than this, powders all over their body that Monent you are late for work.
Chai,.......
I was really clumsy as a kid
ReplyDeleteChoi! The product on him looks like jelly or styling gel. Kids hennn! O Lord I want mine soon. Loving them a bunch. Ariel or Canoe detergent will do the cleaning up cos pears baby soap won't be effective.
ReplyDeleteThis will be one hilarious post I can't wait to read comments on.
Did someone cum all over him? Don't mind me, just being naughty
ReplyDeleteTufia gi
DeleteAHAN HAN ! How could u even think of that. Smh* perv!!
DeleteAgba osi!
DeleteHmm? Did Oluyomi really type this?
DeleteOri yin ti daru ma Oluyomi of egbeda ... e sick gan ni. U dick starved or som? Smh
DeleteHahahahahaha, Oluyomi o. It truly looks like cum o
DeleteDid someone cum all over him? Don't mind me, just being naughty
ReplyDeleteAm a mother of three beautiful n handsome kids though the last is still new cos I just gave birth but stella the remaing two onky has made me strong by force don look like who just gave birth cos am shouting and running around the house. If they are not fighting over something, they are dragging n quarrel over nothing, the worst is that the small been a girl never accepts defeat that means d quarrel or fight never ends. She is fast to beat and will be the one crying her hands are always busy scattering the house if she is quite pls trace her expect when sleeping I don beat tire haba.
ReplyDeleteWhere ya punctuations?
DeleteThat's my TK oh always beating last, he never looses a fight and he is the smallest. Lol
DeleteJesus!!! Kids can drive one crazy. They make neighbor's think you'r mad. Lol.
ReplyDeletehahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteWetin dem dey do plenty o.
Dats aw my Lil nephew covered himself with d biggest Bottle of sudocream, from his head to his toe.... we all know aw difficult it is cleaning sudocream. I cldnt even beat him I was too weak.
ReplyDeletevery funny!
ReplyDeleteU become a parent when u ve a child and then a referee wen u ve 2 and above.My son has also made me know dat silence wit him at home is trouble.Its either he is playing with water,repainting the walls,emptying a big container of detol or jik n feeling it with water,finishing 6 packs of juice,d list is endless.silence is trouble wen u have children at home except they are asleep
ReplyDeleteFinishing 6 packs of juice? Lol. Your son di egwu o
DeleteSilence is golden until they use crayon and turn d parlour walls into art gallery.
ReplyDeleteLol, u are so right, silence is golden when there's no kids, my own seems to be worst! As I was abt leaving the house this morning, I have to remove our cut-out , put it inside my hand bag cos I know they will be home before me today, wo do I tell? Should I question God, my son is there, my sis two boys all are there, some times I use to run away from the house cos the kind BP wey this boys de give me two no divide am at all. Last week my son help me reset my phone wey no well before, now the phone don die. In fact make we de thank God say we have them.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha...
DeleteIt's not easy handling boys...
Lol @ reset my phone wey Don die. This children no go kill person
DeleteChildren are mischievious ooh,but without them life is meaningless.I love my Daughter.
ReplyDeleteVaseline ooooo
ReplyDeleteChildren are God's gift can't wait to have mine.
Love dem plenty.
Dem will make u talk like talkative..
It is well with dem.
This is dear stage
Very soon dey will out grown it
Kids are funny, one time my cousins daughter put my phone in a freezer, I looked for it the whole day. Then I asked her did u see my phone. And she's like, I put it in freezer, it was hot.
ReplyDeleteLol...she wanted to cool the phone
DeleteLol very funny
DeleteAwww. I have 3 kids. 2 girls (8 years and 4 years) and a baby boy (9 months old).
ReplyDeleteThe girls: Na so so fighting from morning till day break, and now their baby brother joins in the action!
I don tire!
Mothers!
DeleteKisses for ya'll
That's how my TK used coke and water to wash the laptop in the study room, was busy in the living room and he took the cook my younger bro drank and remained and left, he kept coming back with the empty can to get water from dispenser, I thought he was taking and drinking oh, I called on him and told him to stop wasting the water to be sure he wasn't doing anything bad I just went to look around and lo and behold the laptop has been washed with coke and water chei, I couldn't just beat him. Love him still
ReplyDeleteLMAOOO! I cant wait to experience motherhood.
ReplyDeleteA neighbor's grandchild used aboniki balm as body cream all over his body.His sister, in a bid to help almost drowned him, in trying to wash off the balm. Na God that day. Really pitied the boy.
ReplyDeleteA neighbor's grandchild used aboniki balm as body cream all over his body.His sister, in a bid to help almost drowned him, in her bid to wash off the balm. Na God that day. Really pitied the boy.
ReplyDeleteI fear who nor fear my kids . I don clean after dem sotay muscle don full all my body !!! I now resemble man !!
ReplyDeleteIn short I no fit talk finish am blessed with 2 boys 6 and 4 the drama no be here whenever they are quiet I quickly look for them one day I caught my son on the balcony ready to jump and I asked him what are u doing he said I want to be like captain America I want to fly and save the world I no fit talk I was speechless I Don lock the balcony door hold the key o I no fit shout abeg
ReplyDeleteThe boy is very fine. no more spider man action for him.
ReplyDelete@ DVICTORIOUS EHIS: isi gini? eww licking shit kwa... Sorry t say, U r not toilet training ur dota well. @ 7 yrs she doesn't knw how t flush d toilet n cover d toilet bowl or call mummy's attention t flush d toilet. Abeg do ur homework well. Ds kain "silence is golden......unless you have kids" experience no sweet f ear @ all.
ReplyDeleteToilet training ur daughter? Lol
DeleteWhy must u be so critical???? I see u o good mother. Im sure u no get man talkless of pickin. Dvictorious no mind them. Na only who get pickin fit relate to ur story
DeleteI cant wait to experience motherhood and share naughty mischievious stories of them.
ReplyDeleteI'v had kids grow up around me so i really know how they can be.....
But i soooooo want mine
@adanonso......Kids are funny, one time my cousins daughter put my phone in a freezer, I looked for it the whole day. Then I asked her did u see my phone. And she's like, I put it in freezer, it was hot.
ReplyDelete7 July 2015 at 14:41
You just made my day !!! I don't know when i burst out laughing so loud in the office. Hehehehehehe "i put it in the freezer. It was hot" My God !!! These kids. Choiiii
I remember when I was younger, one day we were returning from school,i and my friends we say a transparent Balloon with a liquid content inside. We emptied it n blew it! After dat day we took turns keeping the balloon wen it was my turn! My mum's cousin ceased it from me n threw it away. Later I realised it was a CONDOM
ReplyDeleteLoooool this has cracked me up so bad
DeleteAwwww, so sweet!!! Didnt know I have a soft spot for kids. I generally avoid peoples kids. Can't wait for the time when some little ones would call me mom
ReplyDeleteOoh Silence is golden indeed. Whilst chatting away wit a friend on d phone, and Wenitem n his siblings decided to run d bath by themselves bcos d heatwave was intense, and the tap breaks off, and whilst battling to tie d taphead wit nylon, d whole house turns into a lagoon? Right in d middle of d sitting room water rushed under my feet?
ReplyDeleteNow that is one painful moment, cos dry cleaners charged d shit outta of our pockets.
And thank God there was no light.
Each time I see d receipt from d drycleaners, I cringe. Yack!
Ooh Silence is golden indeed. Whilst chatting away wit a friend on d phone, and Wenitem n his siblings decided to run d bath by themselves bcos d heatwave was intense, and the tap breaks off, and whilst battling to tie d taphead wit nylon, d whole house turns into a lagoon? Right in d middle of d sitting room water rushed under my feet?
ReplyDeleteNow that is one painful moment, cos dry cleaners charged d shit outta of our pockets.
And thank God there was no light.
Each time I see d receipt from d drycleaners, I cringe. Yack!
Bwahahahahahahaha...
DeleteUmu akaaa Na kpa su mmadu iwe biko.
Babe how body?
Lmao. that must be baseline and see him looking up with puppy dog eyes. chai. I remember my younger sister...She was a handful abeg...always liked climbing,playing with powder and all. I remember one time she was jumping up n dwn in the sitting room and the next thing we heard was glass breaking...We rushed out only to see that in the course of her jumping,she flew through the sliding glass and landed on the other side. kai! she wasn't even crying o...her arm had to be stitched tho. She is the fighter of the family. always coming home with bruises. meanwhile...All 5 of us are grown now and it's my lil cousin that's taking over the wahala...very quiet boy o but his wahala ehn...He is either scooping water from a bucket to try to bathe himself or scattering tie contents of my purse or make up bag or bathing a phone in a jug...After he has finished trouble,he'll just drag the bed sheet to the ground,arrange it well n sleep off. I love that boy to pieces.
ReplyDeleteCan't blame the kids cos I did my share....mumsi still keeps telling me d story of how I almost killed my little bro wif dusting powder all in d name of helping her dress him. Imagine how hot dusting powder use to b in those days, now imagine it in d eyes, nose, mouth & ears of a 6months old baby
ReplyDeleteMy neighbors daughter used eba and soup hand to touch her fathers phone as a good girl she decided to wash the phone for her dad, you can imagine the smile she had on her face while handing the phone to him after a job well done
ReplyDeleteMy nephew would pour the whole baby powder on his entire body and run to the mirror to admire himself only to begin to cry when ever he sees an ojuju version of himself. We would clean him and use appropriate amount of powder on him.lol..
ReplyDeleteO my! Swaggs gone wrong. Hahahhahahha nigga will be one fine and swagful dude when he grows up
DeleteHehehe....Just last week we searched and searched for the DSTV remote
ReplyDeleteOnly for us to find it after few days in the refrigerator...
Oh my days! I soooooo loveeeeee my kids still...
Never a dull moment with ma kids around...
That's how my boy mopped my rug. I was shocked when I saw him, he gave me a beautiful smile and said ' Mama, I clean it very well. Gosh, the whole house just dey ooze.
ReplyDeleteNephew and niece who are a couple of years apart and inseparable wake up earlier than everyone else in the house. So they woke up as usual on day and the boy found a scissors decided to cut the sister's hair. Took a picture of it with his father's phone.
ReplyDeleteWhen they are not allowed their own channel, they go and hide the remote control in the bin.