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Wednesday, July 08, 2015

Silence Is Golden Unless You Have Kids - Part 3


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Blog Visitor Son after baptising himself with his dad's body cream....


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83 comments:

  1. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady8 July 2015 at 12:32

    Lmao.. Waiting t read hilarious comments...

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    1. Anonymous8 July 2015 at 14:03

      Very soon nw parents will start rubbish their children all sorts of things to send Stella all in a bid to show 'silence is golden' mtseeww

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    2. Anonymous8 July 2015 at 15:00

      @anon I was thinking the same thing! Lol

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    3. Timscexy8 July 2015 at 15:09

      Exactly anon 14:03!
      U spoke my mind.. I'm sure da mom is responsible for dis just to send stella pics.

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    4. Dika8 July 2015 at 16:09

      Anon 14:03,very true.Some bv's would soon turn it to a competition.

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    5. Anonymous8 July 2015 at 17:07

      Please you guys should calm down. If you have kids then you would have had a couple of these experiences. Whenever they are quite, they are Def not up to any good.

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    6. Unknown9 July 2015 at 01:36

      Gbam anonymous. Same thing I thought as soon as I opened this post to see the child's face. Dem go soon overflogg this thing.

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  2. Unknown8 July 2015 at 12:32

    Noted

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  3. Anonymous8 July 2015 at 12:34

    Hahaha, he looks like wille wille. That is a enough cream to use for one week.

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  4. Unknown8 July 2015 at 12:35

    Abeg make una no dey joke with this silence is golden oooo... Come una wey be papa 'n mama make una comot relaxer and shaving cream oooo... Bcos if e happen, una no go get mind send am to Stella. By then e go turn 'Silence is Silver abi Myrrh'. Keep away from the reach of children #alinko

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  5. Unknown8 July 2015 at 12:35

    Children make adults want to cry at times

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  6. Anonymous8 July 2015 at 12:36

    This looks staged na...so dis BV had to smear her son with body cream to send to SDK.
    Jobless mofos looking for acceptance on a blog.mtcheeew!!!

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    1. Anonymous8 July 2015 at 13:38

      Really??? People of this world! I staged it back on the 15th of September, 2012 and I have been waiting 'joblessly' since then for Stella to do a post on it.

      Indeed! We all crave acceptance but not by strange people who tend to see just negativity in life.

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    2. Jasmine8 July 2015 at 13:55

      How did u know? Gbelafia

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    3. Unknown8 July 2015 at 14:16

      Lol



      After reading today's IHN, anything is possible finally.


      #WhiteDiamondOut

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    4. Unknown8 July 2015 at 14:24

      Exactly my thought... very very staged...

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    5. Anonymous8 July 2015 at 16:07

      Madam clean up ur room before u start staging silence is golden. That curtain looks like it hasn't been washed in ages and just check out the bed sheet *pukes*

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    6. Jasmine8 July 2015 at 23:02

      World people. Na wa o

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  7. Jasmine8 July 2015 at 12:36

    Hahahahaha, Stella o. Abeg I don't want to recount any kid's 'torture' to me. I've babysitted a lot of kids that whatever they do now, I just take it with a pinch of salt. I'll comment when I remember another of their wahala

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  8. Yori Yori Princess8 July 2015 at 12:37

    I hope the dad is not using bleaching cream, that is the colour most times.

    children children, they will not kill someone with their antics.

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  9. Emjay8 July 2015 at 12:37

    Lolzzzzz

    ********LONG LIVE SDK & SDKERS*******

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  10. Scorpion8 July 2015 at 12:39

    Kids are just adorable...except when they are yours!
    The first part was so hilarious, can't wait to tell stories (good/funny ones oh because some don't end well at all)about mine soon

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  11. Unknown8 July 2015 at 12:41

    Hahaha these kids won't kill someone. Kikikiki sorry dearie. He was trying to imitate daddy

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  12. Chidinma Grace8 July 2015 at 12:44

    It reminds me of willy willy.

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  13. NARUTO8 July 2015 at 12:44

    Funny.

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  14. Anonymous8 July 2015 at 12:45

    I NO FIT LAFF DS PIX...MOTHERS DESERVES MORE DAN BEST TREATMENT FROM SPOUSES..TOMJERRYSWIT

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  15. pweety fav8 July 2015 at 12:45

    Lolz at the pix, these children are something else . But they are so much fun to be with

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  16. Mimi8 July 2015 at 12:55

    This is a lie, the mum probably did this to get him on sdk.. No child will put it over his eyes like that abeg! And am sure some people will still fall for this...

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  17. Unknown8 July 2015 at 12:56

    Hahahahaha.can't wait to meet my lil munchkin..

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  18. TINARDASHIAN8 July 2015 at 13:00

    lol ok, and i hope dey didnt do this to the boy on purpose.

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  19. Eka Joy8 July 2015 at 13:00

    For those asking me questions yesterday. The first part of what I typed vanished, dunno y, I don't have any child yet, I have a lovely nephew. And he's proved severally that silence isn't golden with a kid in d house. Two out of the times he was quiet, my laptop paid heavily for it.

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    1. tweetberry208 July 2015 at 16:52

      Hehehehehe. Laffing in ghana

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  20. Unknown8 July 2015 at 13:01

    Naughty kid

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  21. Mrs cutiesunshine8 July 2015 at 13:03

    Lolz. Children are just too wonderful. I was with my brother's wife sometimes ago and the daughter brought her Big Pant downstairs cos she's huge shouting mummy, your pant. Laugh wan kill me.the mum was embarrassed.

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    1. Flakky Flakky8 July 2015 at 13:35

      Lol I can so relate with ds,my hubby friend came visiting and while I was having my bath my daughter was abt handing over my pant to him until hubby sighed it and immediately collected it from her,u can imagine that kind of embarassment if d man had seen it.

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    2. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)8 July 2015 at 13:42

      Hahahaha...

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  22. cinderellla8 July 2015 at 13:06

    Stella, you'll make some people start pouring things on their children just to get a story to send.

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  23. Unknown8 July 2015 at 13:09

    Lmaoooooo

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  24. Cynthia Iyede8 July 2015 at 13:10

    Omo! Kids henn!

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  25. Irene Bernards8 July 2015 at 13:10

    My son loves devices. Phones,tabs,ipads,laptops,anything. Most times whenever I want to call,mtn will say I have no credit. Gosh. When I check my balance,it 'd be 0.05 or thereabout. So I started password locking my phone. He will try n try n my phone go lock. My Samsung tab screen is cracked,Na him. I bought a phone,downloaded games n gave him but no,he prefers my "boring" Doster game and Word Search. With the help of his big bro,they downloaded Temple Run, Fruit Slash,Motorcross abi CrossMotor ,all to my tab without me knowing.
    He likes eating and he will go to the store and take Indomie n eat raw.
    One day,he poured big bottle of olive oil on the ground,as he was coming out from the room,he fell on the slippery tiles n screamed. Oga rushed to know what was wrong n as he ran into the room,he fell with a big thud.


    What he does to powder,Shampoo n Vaseline will be stories for another day.

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    1. Anonymous8 July 2015 at 13:37

      Hahahahhahahahahaahahahahhaha

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    2. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)8 July 2015 at 13:44

      Hahahaha...
      Children loves phones and tabs...infact all of them even a 3 months old baby....

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    3. Anu Funke8 July 2015 at 13:54

      Lmfao

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    4. Unknown8 July 2015 at 15:41

      Hahaha that's PP for you, give him your phone or tab, he wud end up finishing ur data downloading games he loves.

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  26. Flakky Flakky8 July 2015 at 13:13

    Haaaaahaa children ehnn am sure the mother would be dumbfounded.

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  27. Ego lag8 July 2015 at 13:17

    This is so fuNny abeg. Mine is countless.

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  28. BELLA'S @cakes_by_bellas 8 July 2015 at 13:28

    This might be off point but abeg fellow BVs, what is the best baby formula to use for my baby.she is just 4 weeks old,the nurses started giving her Nestle NAN at the hospital,this was due to the fact that i gave birth to her via CS but couldn't breadtfeed for like 2 days. Now the breast milk doesn't seem enough for her.a friend recommended cow and gates. Pls experienced mothers in the house, what do you think?

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    1. Anonymous8 July 2015 at 15:20

      Every single one is good. Give her the best u can afford

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    2. Anonymous8 July 2015 at 15:54

      Aptamil

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    3. francesca8 July 2015 at 16:17

      Try isomil,it worked for my nephew.

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    4. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)8 July 2015 at 16:41

      Try Aptamil...

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    5. Anonymous8 July 2015 at 16:57

      Pls continue with nan, its next to breast milk. A lot of kids reject it but its d best. Some mothers look down on it cos its cheap and go for more expensive ones with names. If ur baby accepts it, ur very lucky.

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    6. treasures ( new dawn����)8 July 2015 at 17:12

      Nan 1 or sma gold, but Nan is more affordable than sma sha

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    7. Baylow8 July 2015 at 17:44

      Similac or enfamil, if u can't afford those, stick to Nan.

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    8. Iphie dearie8 July 2015 at 21:03

      I used Cow and Gate for my first.. infact she still takes it.
      Heard Nan is wonderful and affordable.. the hospital recommended it.
      Aptamil is good too.
      If your baby has acid reflux,read about the products and get the right one for him or her..

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    9. BELLA'S @cakes_by_bellas 9 July 2015 at 17:13

      Thanks a lot

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  29. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady8 July 2015 at 13:30

    Where are d fathers and Le boos on ds blog? We need dem t share dia own "silence is golden unless u have kids" moments.

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  30. Beautiful Eagle8 July 2015 at 13:31

    Hahaha. Omg!! And if his mum asks what happened now he would answer innocently. In love kids.

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  31. Unknown8 July 2015 at 13:41

    Lolz

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  32. Unknown8 July 2015 at 13:52

    You have kids at home and you don't childproof your home? My whole house is childproof, I won't let any pickin "kobalise" me. God forbid an accident happens in the house, which kain explanation I wan give for hospital?

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    1. Anonymous8 July 2015 at 15:21

      Well done o good mother. Mscheeeew. Pls this post if for kids antics not women praising themselves. Fool

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    2. Unknown9 July 2015 at 01:43

      So anonymous, u had to insult her to make a point right? Do u feel any better? Smh

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  33. Miss Ess8 July 2015 at 13:54

    Hahahahahaha

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  34. Bootylycious diva8 July 2015 at 13:55

    All my make up don suffer ,as suffer this kids wont kill person

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  35. Anonymous8 July 2015 at 13:57

    THELMA ENEMUWE said...
    Kids doing the darnest tins since 1800..
    They're are stubborn angels,so love them around me and usually get teary eyes if my neigbour wanna come pick up their kids...
    Dear future kids,am so gonna adorn ur faces with plenty kisses,stay put a bit til daddy finds me so we can start birthing you guys....*puppyface*
    *faithful BV enemuwe thelma*

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  36. Anonymous8 July 2015 at 13:57

    THELMA ENEMUWE said...
    Kids doing the darnest tins since 1800..
    They're are stubborn angels,so love them around me and usually get teary eyes if my neigbour wanna come pick up their kids...
    Dear future kids,am so gonna adorn ur faces with plenty kisses,stay put a bit til daddy finds me so we can start birthing you guys....*puppyface*
    *faithful BV enemuwe thelma*

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  37. Stella Maris baby8 July 2015 at 14:33

    Chair
    Just negodu Obele nwa a ife o na eme na iru ya.

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  38. Irene Bernards8 July 2015 at 14:41

    Please parents,do not pour things on your kids so that you can send the pix to SDK

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  39. Truthteller8 July 2015 at 15:01

    So you think a Mother will smear cream or whatever it is on her child like this? And even cover his eyes? I don't think so...

    I have seen what my son has done with sudocream...infact, till now, that jar of sudocream is off-limit...The first day he was playing with it, I was so scared he would put his hand in his mouth I didn't even think of taking a pix..

    Also, I dare not leave him with his baby brother.. From choking big hugs, to come let's go and pulling the poor boy's hand or sticking caprisone straw in his mouth at a month old?

    Silence is very suspicious...

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  40. Anonymous8 July 2015 at 15:02

    Hahahhahaha. Just remembered one evening I came home from work and my 1yr old joined me in the room, was too tired to play and just laid on the bed. Suddenly she came down and headed towards the living room. I was glad because my siblings were there and I thought to myself a quick nap will do before her evening bath. Then there was silence. .. then I dosed off. Unknown to me my dear daughter never got to the living room. She ended up in the guest toilet with my suit, shoe and bag. I dropped them in the passage when i walked in. She had put my blazer in the toilet pole, my shoe inside as well, my wallet had been ransacked. .. about to go in when I screemed. .. This little one just looked at me and continued with the business of the day. I gave her one hot abara which I felt guilty for later. Lol.

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    1. Anonymous8 July 2015 at 18:16

      Awwww why did you tell her off, I'm always feeling guilty as well.

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    2. Jasmine8 July 2015 at 23:05

      Hot abara!!! Hahahahaha! My sis will say it's abara chineke

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  41. Rosyology8 July 2015 at 15:19

    Anon 12:36. If you had kids, you would know that a child COULD do this to himself! Thats why hes a child. I have nephews and ive seen them do worse when they come to mine for weekends. What would you say about a child that shaves off his own hair of a child that jumps from a balcony of a storey building? Thats why they are kids! So just keep an eye on yours and make shre they come to no harm.
    Im not the poster by the way, just a 'monitoring spirit'. lol

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  42. Unknown8 July 2015 at 16:48

    Hahaha chai! Parenting requires a good dose of patience!

    Abeg visit www.preciouscore.com

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  43. Yori Yori Princess8 July 2015 at 18:01

    Anon 16:07 you did not look at the antic of the child na the environment you dey scroll. una like trouble for this blog. na person like you dey go person house, go know whether the person get black and white tv.

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  44. Unknown8 July 2015 at 22:22

    Children and there wahala my niece came to my house after school, the girl started shouting I want to go to my house! I want to go to my house! I said for what? She said I want to go to my house and poopoo, I said go n poopoo in the toilet here now, the nwa said no its dirty. I said what is dirty common go away!. She said I would go n poopoo in the bath tub ooo, Me forming big aunty come shout "If you try it ehhh!!! I will beat u, she said its coming out oooo I want to go to my house now!!! I carry slippers chase am commot. Next I heard"Am through" "Am throught" I stand up to go clean her, I open toilet I no see am only for me to look at one tiny somebody coming out of the bath tub, I go look the madam had deposited some hot mail (poo)for me in there. I just weak, I no know whether to beat am or what cos she is sooooo tiny ehhhh, she too they look me. I just clean am begin pack the tin, as she they go I just hear am say "When I was telling u nko" I chase am ehhhh............ kids are adorable but if them frustrate you ehhh u go cry wella

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