Have a great Friday!
In house news.................da bomb or rocks?
SOS JOB VACANCY FOR BLOG VISITORS...OYA FASTEST FINGERS
Stella please I recently dropped my resignation letter at work, and i'm looking for someone to replace me ASAP. The job opening is one of a Business Development/Trainee Consultant in a consulting firm in Ikoyi Lagos Nigeria. I will list the Man-specification and Job description below:
Man Specification
Minimum of Bsc/HND
Preferably a lady (Ages 22-35)
Educational Background or work experience in HR/ Marketing is important
Job Description
Facilitate and execute the implementation of the firms marketing goals, strategy and targets.
Drive the firm’s business leads through crafting and executing of business development initiatives, as well as client prospecting, including the use of social media and blog posting.
Identify customer needs and liaise with other team members to meet identified needs.
Maintain existing customer relationships and establish new ones.
Market the company’s products and services (seminars, training, consultancy and recruitment etc) and meet assigned targets by cross-selling the company’s products.
N.B The Job description is not limited to the stated above.
Thankssssss sooooo much Stella. I need this job vacancy filled as soon as tomorrow sef.
Thanks luvie...Mwahh!
CVs should be sent to onsophie@yahoo.co.uk
good luck to you all
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DI-DI-DI-DILDO BLAH BLAH BLAH......LMAO
Good morning. I am an addict of your blog. I read, a few days ago, about someone using shower head instead of dildo. I tried it today and all I have to say is that I will be taking a few times a day.....and my water bill is about to go through the roof. I am divorced and scared to shit about catching any diseases, so I've been keeping to myself.
Your blog is more helpful than you could ever think. Thanks.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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Abeg help your sister ministry o, as christmas don reach ground finish. I get goods full ground,and I need to sell them off,that is why I dey do Massive Sales on my wedding/engagement rings.
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....So now you know why you must buy your rings from Sparkles Jewelries ONLY.Thank you,na only God go fit butter your bread continuously and sugar your tea.Wekobiro!
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WIDOW WITH WITH OVERWHELMED WITH LOVE FROM BLOG VISITORS.
''Dear blog visitors,speechless is what I am feeling now,I cant say how grateful I am for all the kind of love and affection I have received from you all...GOD BLESS YOU STELLA AND BLOG VISITORS FOR ALL YOUR EFFORTS CHAI THERE IS INDEED GOD IN HEAVEN!!!! TO ALL BVS THAT HAVE REACHED OUT TO US, God bless you loads and all your heart desires be met in Jesus name...You have proven yourselves worthy of God's unlimited blessings...
Love n Kisses...Jayne.''
*Mwah!
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FREE TRAINING FOR THREE BLOG VISITORS.
Hi Stella boo,
I have a craft room in surulere and I'm willing to train 3 blog visitors who are idle and need to make ends meet. They will be taught Bridal craft, such as Bouquet, fascinators, hand fans etc for free for a 6weeks period starting from the 2nd week in November.
Please send reasons why you should be chosen to classychicng@gmail.com
Only serious reasons will be considered.
Cheers.
Thank you boo!
DAVION VIDEO LINKS SENDS IN THANK YOU MESSAGE.
Hi dear S to DK,
I cannot thank you enough for uploading my mail on your blog for my brother.
He just texted me this morning and these were his exact words "Nuli, I received a call from someone who said he got my contact from the net. Please thank your friend and ask her to continue posting my contact everyday, lol. Thanks."
So on behalf of my brother, me and infact, my whole family; thank you so much. I pray your cup never runs dry, God will continue to replenish you a million folds over in Jesus name, Amen.
To this wonderful blog family, may God's favour never depart from your individual homes.
See me smiling unconsciously since morning. SDK putting smiles on faces since 1759, lol.
READ THE ORIGINAL POST HEREDavion Video Links - 08025016068
Davion is based in Enugu and needs jobs to get by,Please patronize him if you can.
Thank you!
No aproko today?
ReplyDeleteStells doll you didn't answer me on a post for bvs to intro themselves now :( let's get to know each other proper
DeleteLol. Abeg enjoy this one today. U hear. I trust our blognalist to give us jist soon.
DeleteMadam jeweller, what material are your rings made of?
DeleteGold, silver, platinum, panda, copper, which one gan gan abeg?
As in eh! In house news nur bomb anything today joor.
DeleteI cnt stop laffin @ madam jeweller's paragraph 7. Abeg d ring na made in heaven? Lmao.. sdk puttin smiles on ppls faces sins 1700AD.
DeleteOmonigho's dad's account is not working, something is wrong. Is there an alternative? Thanks
DeleteAnonymous 1:38pm, you are asking that BV's should get to know themselves, and you are anonymous, so even if we need to know ourselves proper, so tell me how do we know you since you don't have an identity?
DeleteYour comment will be visible after approval
@anon so worried abt pple meeting themselves,shuo?why so serious,lmao!
DeleteWell,In asmuch as it's a gud idea,i bet u many apple won't want it cos what they are, say and act on d blog is far from what they are in reality!
in house news is the bomb. tnk you aunty Stella nd continue Ur Gud wörk
ReplyDeleteDo they use they big shower head or they take the shower head off? Please answer
DeleteShower what?
DeleteAhahah now I understand where the shower head gist spilled to the other post from, was wondering. Oh la la la
DeleteIn house news rocks and it is da bomb! Always looking forward to it.
ReplyDeleteNo. Today's news wasn't the bomb.
DeleteSay the truth.
Stella a whole Isoko woman like u no knw wetin wekobiruo mean? Its means well done!
DeleteAwwwwww!!! all the warm and heartfelt messages from grateful people. God bless SDK and SDKBers.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm to BZ using shower head...issorait.
Plsss Stella am looking for a bead making school for free so I can learn..... Don't wanna be idle n I want to make small money wen am done learning it.... Am in port harcourt,abuloma to be precise.... Tanks kind BV's
DeleteOk @ Davion
ReplyDeleteso much blessings from your blog stella...may God bless u
ReplyDeletevisit my blog
www.glowysofiscated.blogspot.com
Great!!!!
ReplyDeleteSweet
ReplyDeleteWhich one is "sweet"?
DeleteMust u comment on every post?
Ame tono nton tutu ke dis blog.
Anonymous leave her! If she likes she can comment bitter, swee or ok, it's her style and comment. Attacker, wetin you comment. Nuisance!
DeleteWho is the maama sitting down?
ReplyDeleteShower head/dildo lady or ring lady?
She's modelling for "In house News".
DeleteBwahahahaha......
DeleteBwahahahahahahaha, Kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikik. Una no go kill me for this blog. Chai! Stella ure blessed already. Nothing do u oooo. Looooolz I can't stop laughing @she is modeling for in hs news.
DeleteHahahahahahahahahahahaha!
DeleteI think she's the ring lady.
In house news is the bomb!!! Thank you Stella for changing lives, am interested in buying the wedding ring from spark. Let me change our ring for our christmass wedding anniversary.
ReplyDeleteImaku, I lost my phone need your contact .
DeleteWhat I notice is a lot of grateful pple who appreciates the help coming from this blog. Thanks Stella as u put smiles on pple's faces, God will continue multiplying your folds IJN
ReplyDeleteAwesome
ReplyDeleteMoving on!!
Awwww, this is great news! Well done SDK and BVs for touching lives!
ReplyDeleteGood news
ReplyDeleteStella I still dey wait for hot in-house news o, no fall my hand biko. Love u anyways.
ReplyDeleteHehehehe…Shower heard?..lol
ReplyDeleteGod bless you immensely Stella. I know one day I will give a testimony too.
ReplyDeleteStella,u r really Godsent to people suffering and smilling.
ReplyDeleteI am interested in the handcraft ooo but surulere far!
ReplyDeleteGod bless you!
How does the shower head work?
ReplyDeleteIs it not too large?
Hmm......
DeleteBwahahahaha........
Just on the water,place the shower head on your pussy or place your pussy on the shower head and let the rushing water do the job
DeleteJust on the water,place the shower head on your pussy or place your pussy on the shower head and let the rushing water do the job
DeleteIDHN is da bomb...Stella u rock big tym
ReplyDeleteWonderful!!!
ReplyDeleteStella you are the best.
ReplyDeleteGood news all around. Well done! It is interesting that the MAN specifications requires a lady. Ko buru!
ReplyDeleteStella in house news rocks. Love from Ghana. Medaase!
ReplyDeleteWow...so much to take in.Stella your blog is really touching lives., God hasn't even started blessing you. Please I'm very much interested in the craft o.Will send in my reasons.
ReplyDeleteChyqueen
ReplyDeleteStella biko we dat resides in Anambra state are getting angry by d day....d other day its free training at ph, Abuja, and Lagos mostly....today its Lagos again ,did we do any thing bad? is dere no good Samaritan dat can teach us something to learn here in onitsha ? Onitsha ladys are balling n living large bt will neva tell u dere secret or help u. biko Umunwanyi Otu help ooooo .......
If you're complaining, how about Uyo residents??
DeleteApparently, I'm the only BV who resides in Uyo.
Abeg make una dey try look our side mbok.
biko chyqueen wot do u want to learn
DeleteEeya!
DeleteBut d first question u two should be asking is if there are pple dat can afford to offer such in ur states who read this blog!its even possible they are out there in ur cities looking for how to reach out but lack the channel to.
So make una begin fire prayer for God to direct them to SDK or better still print advert poster of SDK and paste round ur towns!lol
IN house news,Rocking since 1906. May God bless u Stella.
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon,
ReplyDeleteThanks for posting the job opening you posted on SDK's blog. I want to ask for a favour to consider my 38year old husband. He has been out of job for close to 2 years now. He has a 5 year working experience in marketing. He is a good and hard worker who I'm sure would quality for the job.
I'll appreciate your assistance.
I just forwarded this to onsophie@yahoo.co.uk. I'll appreciate if anyone can help us. My husband has an Mba and I made a 2.1 in lawschool. Aunty Stella please help post it. I'll email you now, anyone that can help us can reach me through you. That way they would be sure it's for real
I am offering free consultation for BVs.
ReplyDeleteMy idols are capable of providing solutions to
1. Premature Ejaculation
2. Absentee husband
3. No husband
4. Cheating husband
5. Etc
Please note that consultation is free but offering will be demanded.
For village problems, go and see your pastor
Hahahhahahhahahha I need to see you for that no husband. Lol.
Deletepls stop by ememetto.blogspot.com
Loool
DeleteAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I like your humour N.Dr.
DeleteStella, thank you for your kindness.
Yep! It's dabomb! :)
Lwkmd. Epic
DeleteWe kobiruo means thank you or you do well in Urhobo language.
ReplyDeleteLol @ the lady using shower head ad dildo.
ReplyDeleteI'm. Down to my last 1k in my acct
ReplyDeleteCongrats u're still a thousandnaire. Give glory to God!
DeleteI have just #114.40
DeleteU are better.
I'm alive and there's hope.
Butterscotch
I love this blog , may God continue to bless u Stella
ReplyDeleteGod bless SDK, Amen!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh my dear stella
ReplyDeleteWith my church mind
I say Chukwu Gozie gina ezi'n uno gi
And all your wonderful bvs
For all the smiles u've put on our faces
If you know you re not wonderful
You no follow 4d 4th paragraph
So pls don't blush...lol na joke oh
*Signing out with my church mind*
Hehe...my new motto, I want 2win 20k like Alloy Nwoke ike *in pepper's voice*
ANGELRAY SAID
ReplyDeleteNo interesting in house news today, Stella I love u scatter even though u dey do ojoro for recharge card give away.
A problem shared is a problem half solved. Am so happy for Davidson video Link. That's what we call the power of social media! Ride on dear
ReplyDeleteTo the blog visitor that put up her brother's business contact,God bless you! May business deals chase him all round!!
ReplyDeleteShower head!!!!! Which type bv?? The one with the mighty head like a python?? That is huge menn.. Lmaooo!!!
Bored housewife..imagine the epistle you typed for me yesterday.
DeleteE pepper u o..hian!!
Stupid woman,I'll be back for you.
Iphie, But ur pussy can accommodate nepa pole, so y are u acting like shower head is too large?
DeleteNo,you don't put the shower head in your vajaayjaay o. You just own the shower and put it towards that angle.. Make sure the sure is rushing well o,that thing can sweet.. Use to dp that a lot when I was single.. But now,I don't do it again when my nwoke ike knows how to handle me. Speaking of handling, thank God its Friday.
Deleteiphie i no think say na the shower head itself. if you put the shower for full blast the water coming out hitting your clitoris is heavenly. instead of using hand to massage the area use your shower equipment.
DeleteIphie take note of dese:
Delete1,The water should be hot enough(for max sensation)
2,The shower MUST be on FULL BLAST,Not those half or trickly showers.
3,For max penetration,raise up ur right leg...rest it on a slightly elevated surface ,say the bath.
Iphie take note of dese:
Delete1,The water should be hot enough(for max sensation)
2,The shower MUST be on FULL BLAST,Not those half or trickly showers.
3,For max penetration,raise up ur right leg...rest it on a slightly elevated surface ,say the bath.
Sorry# Davion
ReplyDeleteHello readers, please I am in need of advice, I recently went to a fashion school to learn tailoring and making of Ankara bags, shoes and accessories. My problem now is that I want to make them in bulk and sell but I am not familiar with marketting and shy also thus its difficult for me to sell them, so am wondering how to go about it and if it's possible I could find someone who could help me market and sell even tho I won't be able to pay the person for like a month or two until I make enough profit. Please I need advice on how to go about this so I can help myself and my family. Thanks in advance
ReplyDeleteStart by making use of your social media accounts- bbm channel, Facebook, Instagram etc. Find out more about selling on platforms like dealdey, konga and the likes. See how it works out and take it from there
DeleteMy dear why not start by making a few classic styles of each item. Like the dress, bag, shoe and whatever else.
DeleteThen dedicate a BlackBerry for the purpose of sale. Advertise them on there by taking professional pics..not with BlackBerry camera o, cos it will be dull. Then do that for a couple of weeks and see the volume of response or sales you make.
Then u can determine the bulk sales later. One step at a time. You may wish to use ur other social media platforms to advertise as well. Once you've created an all round awareness, then swiftly u can take it to another level.
You cannot start by selling bulk when u haven't established a clientele base for ur products. Hope u understand? Come here and spread the BlackBerry pin, I'll personally add u on to monitor your progress.
And I an sure that other bVs will support ur course too. Godspeed
Go out casually and survey d environment to see which one dey need most:very important in bizness! so u won't have to tie down ur money in what u can't sell.and stop being shy if u truely want to be in bizness,u should have confidence in ur goods first before anyone will appreciate it.
DeleteBest of luck.
Stella is the beatest in the whole wide world. I mean who else will advertise you for free. I am up next o. Mail you soon.
ReplyDeleteIn house news rocks
Pls o make una buy from Sparkles jewelries, I was a beneficiary of her couples ring giveaway last year and the ring is so lovely and durable, not a scratch,classy, everyone loves it and it does all she says it does including the happy home....lol, walahi o, To avoid marriage stories that touch on sdk, u better buy ur ring from her o. Lol. Quick sales and God bless u real good ma'am, u're such a kind soul.
ReplyDeleteGood Afternnoon SDKers
ReplyDeleteSister thanks for the job advert o. It's like God heard my prayers. I have been job hunting for a while now. I have forwarded my CV to the email listed. I have relevant undergraduate and Postgraduate degrees in HR Management, Financial management and Accounting. I have consulting experiences as well.
Your kind consideration will be appreciated.
hmmm. Aunty Stella, u don't know the meaning of wekobiro???
ReplyDeletei just assumed u were urhobo/isoko...right?
Anyhooo, it means THANK YOU
buahahahahahhahahaha Dr Agwoturumbe
ReplyDeletePls help a sister oooooooo. I just finished Service June 2014, I am still hoping 4 a job. Computer engineering. But my problem now is that I want 2learn catering but no one 2 finance it and d person that is giving an offer wants me 4 a wife Which I bluntly refuse ( 2nd wife# at this modern age, twice my age@50). I don't mind a helping hand in dis blog ooooooooo. Sorry 4 any typo
ReplyDeleteStella na only God go fit reward you darl. God bless BV's and all the givers you shall never lack Amen.
ReplyDeleteHope successful applicants return to testify. Good luck y'all!
ReplyDeleteHow now. How u dey?
DeleteStella nwanyi oma, God continue to bless you in ways ur cannot imagine such that u would never need anything again
ReplyDeleteAll these send in reasons why I should dash out stuff to you posts is becoming somehow. Some people will tell stupid lies just to get what they need. Its time y'all start improvising other means instead of asking for 'quality' reasons why people would want your freebies.
ReplyDeleteShower head?
ReplyDelete#Wideymakewetryam
Haba shower head ?na waoo, madam nor go scatter dat tin
ReplyDelete***HEALING-RAIN***
ReplyDeleteA happy sdker makes a happy sdk.
Nnwanyi wey dey use shower head as prick no let am comot your clitoris o.
Where dey bv wey collect dat huge dildo,you no go come update us?
I am beginning to fall in love with this blog. Thank u Stella for ur love and care to bvs. May God always remember u in ur times of need. Amen!
ReplyDeleteHian, u are just beginning ke??? I don fall in love tey tey.....
DeleteI meant shower head.lol
ReplyDeleteNo better gist today.
ReplyDeleteshower head in place of dildo? dildo no cost now? U can get one for £20 sef - u only need to sacrifice 1 day pizza takeaway or 2 days chinese takeaway. Do ya research biko. No go wound oh!!!
ReplyDeleteShower head lady, lol careful oo
ReplyDeleteAm new to this blog, but I must confess am definitely hooked. This blog is not just about gossip (which I don't mind *winks*) but it's affects people 's lives soo positively. Keep up the good work.
ReplyDeleteEach time i hear the name STELLA,i always smile without knowing why.
ReplyDeleteAnd today,I solved that.
All I want to say is WOWWWW STELLA,Your good heart minus pepper tongue is heavenly.Each time I read this life changing testimonies,I see my soul vibrating funny with love and gratitude.You will never lack or cry Stella in Jesus name.Amen.
so women have turned shower heads to pricks????
ReplyDeletekpakam!
church agbasa.('haff' closed)
Ode u don't insert the shower head....it's the force of the water direct to your clitoris that gives u an orgasm....
DeleteI can vouch for sparklesjewelries. The best part is she has a very pleasant personality.
ReplyDeleteSDK is family, so much love and peace here other blogs should take a clue please.
ReplyDeleteAre women this sex starved or they are taking sex too serious instead of focusing on better things? Person nor go rest for shower head. Mtcheeeew!!!
ReplyDeleteSparkles please where is your office oo!i need to change my wedding ring.send your addy to my mail.helle.russel@gmail.com.lemme see what you have.
ReplyDeleteThankks
Dear Davion,
ReplyDeletePlease send me an email,i have a wedding in December and need someone to cover it. Modellah87@gmail.com