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Saturday, July 26, 2014

Yansh Pad Is Trending - Blog Visitor Narrative.




Yansh Pad is trending...True or false?....Poster might be exaggerating!...
She says
''Am not a good writer but I felt it would be good to bring this to your notice because it is really trending in Nigeria now.

NYASH PAD (or ass pad or buttocks pad)

This days in Nigeria, you hardly find a girl that doesn't have a big and attractive nyash again on the streets. Ok, naturally am a very quiet and observant person(I always appear calm). An incident in church yesterday(mid week service prompted me to write this. In my church, our assistant choir leader, Sister Toyin(not real name) climbed the stage to lead in praises , you needed to see her ass*(not happy using this word). It was so big as in big, it was so obvious because everyone knew sister Toyin has a flat ass. She was the kind of sister that was everywhere in church, very pretty and slim but her shortcoming was her ass. Everyone was suprised to see the miracle that happened. And I guess this was so obvious because she was wearing a rather too big size for her slim figure.

Another friend of mine told me that nyash pad boasts her self confidence. She can't step out of her house for any reason without wearing a nyash pad. This was confirmed the day I went visiting at her place, I needed to make an urgent call and asked her to escort me just outside the gate to get airtime, she told me to give her some minutes to put on her nyash pad. I was like just outside the gate??????

My cousin announced to us her female cousins when she was preparing for her trad wedding to better go buy nyash pad so that our 'ashebi' dresses will fit better

I would really want to know if am the only one that see this nyash pad thing as very strange, trust we Nigerian ladys, we can overdo things a lot.

I have also heard that:

1. Nyash pad reduces the actual size of the real nyash( doubt if this has been proven scientifically, so can't really say)

2. Once you start using nyash pad, it will be very difficult to stop(then why start at the first place)

In my opinion, I can do the fake eye lashes, nails, hair but this nyash pad thing is a bit delicate. Yes, it is delicate because anyone that looks at you knows this ones I mentioned are fake but the nyash pad is not really known Untill............



I would really like to know the opinions. of my co-BVs on this, as a guy how will you fill when you get attracted to a lady. based on physical looks only to find out that the nyash u admired was fake? Is. there anyway guys detect if a girl is wearing a nyash pad or not??''



*why is having a big yansh so important please? To even think that i would love to have flat one is amazing.I wish we could detach yanshes and exchange,i would go for number 9..click here to see number 9
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147 comments:

  1. SDK babe26 July 2014 at 13:07

    Lol. Ladies with dia numerous wahala and low self esteem. I love my numba 6 de way it is.

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    1. Unknown26 July 2014 at 16:39

      I hear of these stories but I have a small bum, I have never had a problem getting men left right and centre. I just think everything is packaging.. Am 5 ft 11 dark with long legs and I tell my husband how much I wish I had a big bum and he just laughs at me.. Girls please big bum is not really as important as how u carry yourself..*talking from experience*

      *am out*

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    2. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 16:57

      The most annoying thing is my friend who came visiting from Naija stole my nyash pad. The worst is her ass is bigger than mine. Shola fear God oh, u think I didn't notice u took it.

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    3. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 18:13

      Hallelujah my girls butt is huge enough already!

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    4. Flo26 July 2014 at 21:40

      One man's meat is truly another's poison sha. I wish I can dash out my bum sef.

      I just love small bum. That's why I can't trade celebrity jeans for any other brand lailai. It just flattens d thing once I wear it.

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    5. Unknown26 July 2014 at 22:17

      Hmmm why not? I can wear it na. Shebi police won't catch me? I no get buttocks like that, but I am self sufficient. And na like that guys dey follow me. When we get midfield (bedroom) big or small ass becomes inconsequential for as long as u can 'whine am well'.
      And as long as hole no block. Its those who love to 'beat dat ass up' while at it that will bother about big ass. But truth be told, a curvy ass can like to fineeee in fitted jeans o. So tell me where to grab an extra ass for experiment. And amma send the before and after pics to Stella for in house scrutiny. Deal or no Deal? Lol

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  2. M-amie Hazard innit? 26 July 2014 at 13:08

    Stella that nyash woreva can heat you up in minutes and suffocate your nyash plus it's so stiff that if someone tries to tap your ass,the person might end up with broken fingers
    Plus the Aba type which is very common in Naija is not proportional wit one nyash bigger
    Plus,if you wear it and get horny,you won't want to strip even if a gun is pointed at your head...
    The cons too many Abeg
    I know all these empty flat nyashed hypocrites have worn it or are even imagining what it would look like wearing it
    Cheers again!!

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    1. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 18:33

      M-amie, u can lie for Africa @ ends up with broken finger. I dey fear u o

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    2. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 18:45

      My dear blog sisters, girls don't wear butt pad cos of guys alone oh, part of the reason is cos their fellow girls mock, gossip, and make fun of them thus the use of butt pad.
      Pls if there is any other natural way you can help ur sisters get their confidence(of course those who r in) back, pls do.
      Afterall, @Kehinde Ake helped @bitchplis to achieve a 24hr erect horse like manhood.
      Girls don't be stingy!


      Anony 2:27pm this is a memo to you!
      Thank you!

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    3. Anonymous27 July 2014 at 00:38

      U gurls borrowing yash shld better b warned and wise up!when I was smaller with small waist and bum gurls wer gossiping dat all I had was shape and I'm ugly,i added small weight and d shape turned in2 a perfect 8 not forming stories,now I've even added 2 much weight but my stomach is still flat and d bum is der and der still gossiping dat I'm 2 fat 4 my age and I look old!4get ppl oh,liv urself hw God created u,regardless of d yash size women must talk shaaa

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    4. Anonymous27 July 2014 at 03:41

      Blah blah blah blah

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  3. Olo Oko Nla26 July 2014 at 13:08


    Na wa o. Fake girls Fass Yansh Fake Asses Fake boobs una no dey tire?

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    1. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 16:02

      How big is ur penis???.................... OKIJA WIFE

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    2. Olo Oko Nla26 July 2014 at 16:54

      14 inches. My tank don full sef. Can u help? Okija wife Whats ur tel num lets dance skelewu together

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    3. PICKLE26 July 2014 at 17:30

      OKIJA WIFE u hv killed me with 'how big is ur penis?'

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    4. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 18:37

      Good question @ Okija Wife. Olo oko nla be bragging with his lipstick size penis!

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    5. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 20:37

      Is not d size of d Oko that matter, is d effective use... olo Oko. nla or what is ur name can u use it well.. mtchew lipstick size indeed

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    6. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 21:20

      Lipstick size penis! L̳̿ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀=))ː̖́☺ö̤̣̇L̳̿ =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=))..! =)) =)) =)) laffº°˚ ˚°º≈wanº°˚ ˚°º≈tearº°˚ ˚°º≈myº°˚ ˚°º≈belleº°˚ ˚°º≈=)) =)) ..I don die..lol...werey ni e Anon 6:37

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    7. Flo26 July 2014 at 21:43

      Hahahaaahaa!

      I have a feeling it's will be finger size. With all dis advert

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    8. Olo Oko Nla27 July 2014 at 09:04

      Fingersize? Lipstick size? Lol I use it wel n can give u heaveny feeling
      within mins. A trial wil convince u

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  4. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 13:09

    Most babes have self esteem ishz...me I have bumbum that fits mt stature....kilode ti ma wa lo ma wa iranu kiri.....omo if u are nit happy with what u got...para e...
    ..that plus size diva

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    1. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 16:58

      U girls be complaining ahout nyash pad but wear padded bra. Where my tea abeg. Mrs O

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    2. Julit26 July 2014 at 17:59

      What is ishz?

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  5. www.glowyshoe.com26 July 2014 at 13:12

    Con u imagine...lol..some pple dat hv dey want to trow it for lepa

    Pls visit my shoe blog

    www.glowysofiscated.blogspot.com

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    1. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 16:39

      See me o! And to say I wear tight tights to help squash my bum and make it smaller!

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    2. cinderella26 July 2014 at 17:04

      Babe, you have a blog naa..
      Atleast, write or spell properly so as to entice people to check you out.

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    3. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 19:14

      Why in the world would any normal african woman want a small ass??? In this day and age where even white girls want a big booty!. A big shapely bum is the way forward. I would take a small waist and a big bum any day, any time.

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    4. ETHAN26 July 2014 at 20:26

      My big yansh no dey allow me tock in and I love to tock in my shirt. I beg make oh na. Come cut am take. Aunty Stella ur yansh no be here oh, that ur oyinbo hubby fit die untop ur matter oh.

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    5. Anonymous27 July 2014 at 08:12

      I hv a feeling I know dis person..... *smiles*

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  6. Ada Mazi26 July 2014 at 13:13

    It's only pple who do not appreciate themselves the way they are and have low self esteem will resort to this.

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    1. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 14:20

      There's nothing you can do to your hips, remember hips don't lie.

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  7. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 13:16

    Enhen. Somebody tell me wat to do to increase my hips. I am busty and my ass is fairly large but d hips ehn smh. I m sooo straight from d waist down

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    1. Unknown26 July 2014 at 14:20

      What u can do is appreciate what God has given 2 u.

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    2. apoti eri26 July 2014 at 15:22

      Do squats fr 2weeks

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    3. IYALAJE OF SDK BLOG26 July 2014 at 15:58

      @muriel lmao epic reply SDKB readers r merciless sah... Menhhh dat was harsh ooo... But true true madam embrace ur body!

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    4. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 16:03

      Wot is squats abeg???

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    5. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 18:17

      Squat! Start from 20 and increase till 100 a day. U can stick with 100 or go higher...

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  8. Naijasinglegirl26 July 2014 at 13:16

    A year ago, an upcoming
    artiste needed ‘hot girls’ to publicise his new
    single. prerequisite were big ass girls. I happened to accompany them despite my small ass.
    The nature of the job required the girls to
    convince people to buy the guy’s album. While
    they were on it, i walked up to a group of three men to advertise the album. After
    all the English I spoke, one of them replied
    ”Sister you try well well o but I no go buy from
    you, call that your friend wey get big nyash. Na
    her own I want”
    Another story, I was going through a friend’s BBM list
    and noticed he sorted his contacts into two
    categories. One titled ‘babes’ and the other titled
    ‘my niggas’. After analysing the ‘my niggas’ category, I found some girls there. His reasons were, Those girls I placed there are not well endowed
    so I see them as my fellow guys”

    You see, I'm not a fan of nyash pad but some guys actually push girls into doing these things. Currently, I've been doing squats to make my ass bigger. The squats I do daily renders me paralysed n useless for the day by 10am. But no pain, no gain! My ass now weighs 13kg( it used to be 2kg before). This big nyash hustle eh, I must get it by crook or hook. LoL

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    1. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 14:27

      Squatting will only give you a muscular butt not the feminine type. I would have share how I got My in a natural way but your butt might be too much to handle. Lol

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    2. The General's Wife26 July 2014 at 14:28

      Lol @ renders me paralysed.

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    3. Desire26 July 2014 at 15:21

      NSG, you got me rolling on d floor o. How did u know how much ur ass weighs? Save ursef the hustle and buy d ass pad.

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    4. Phrinkies26 July 2014 at 15:22

      Pls tell me ur secret... I need to increase mine

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    5. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 18:21

      anony 2:27 pls help a sister out, I'm almost dying with frustration as a result of flat ass and would soon lose my man cuz he never takes off his eyes from girls with big ass 2d extent dat ppl arnd us will notice wen we go out. I now hate going out with him. pls send d secret to sucessvick@gmail.com. Tnx a lot

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    6. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 18:26

      Squatting doesn't give muscular butts but we'll shaped butts. I used to have big ass for size and in Europe white people see it as lazy people who don't do sports... since I started squatting daily my ass is looking well shaped and not looking like it's filled up with shit!

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    7. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 19:56

      We want the type of butt black men drool at not European standard ass.

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  9. CHI EXOTIC26 July 2014 at 13:17

    Wearing a yansh pad is no big deal.Have always liked big butt,but not so big like Daniella's....I don't wear one for now but i might just give it a rethink since you say its trending*winks*

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    1. Belle26 July 2014 at 14:24

      I laughed throughout this post o
      Hhahahhahahahahaha,
      Poster u can write oo.

      The world is revolving around vanity nowadays mehn, so all hv to step up, I got flat ass but it hasn't stopped fine dudes from approaching me n loving me, fine, huge, handsome, wonderfully made guys.

      So I don't bother about nyash pad.

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  10. McQ26 July 2014 at 13:17

    Lol....Those ladies should be arrested for misleading the public.......and they say men are liars.

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  11. joy George26 July 2014 at 13:18

    Seriously ladies are becoming so vain N too fake these dayz haba! Every girl wants to look like kim or Nicki issokay. As for me am still sticking to my medium size natural a** & if you(guyz) don't like it..well am sorry cuz there's nothing I can do about it.

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    1. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 18:43

      Even Kim and Nicki did ynash enlargement so what d hell!

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  12. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 13:25

    People that wear ANYTHING to enhance their beauty don't have the moral right to condemn others. Unless you are those SU looking sisters that don't use hair relaxers, earings etc. You can't condemn even people who bleach their skin. You wear false eye lashes for a reason and so does people that where yansh pads. Who are we to judge which one is better? In essence, if you wear anything fake to enhance your beauty, let others be, irrespective of what they choose to enhance their own beauty. KAPISH

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    1. Ronalda26 July 2014 at 14:58

      Well said, very practical view.

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    2. Unknown26 July 2014 at 16:20

      Well said dear.leave dem hypocrites to be criticizing as if they are any better.i use yansh pad n very proud cos it mks my cloths fits better.n mind you am married wit 4kids ohhhh .lol

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    3. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 17:21

      1mill likes. I dnt ve any sort of low esteem but use ass pad. It fits in all clothes esp in bum -shorts. My hubby luvs it too. So to hell wt anybdy dt says is pple wt low esteem dat wear it. It's only ur opinion anyways.

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    4. Tolotolo26 July 2014 at 17:26

      Please stop nicking people's monikers. It's either you are bose or look for something else. Am the real Tolotolo!!

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    5. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 18:36

      Well said. But a man cannot say you deceived him and refuse to show up on the altar because you relax your hair or fox fake nails or eye lash. But he can change his mind when he discovers ur ass is fake or u r transgendered...

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    6. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 19:15

      Even the SU sisters should 'kermit' it because it none of their business. By the way I'm new here.

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  13. onyiiasa26 July 2014 at 13:25

    BLOG ANALYSER: Nyash pad!'Ikikiki! There is nothing wrong with it as long ss it gives u confidence.

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  14. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 13:26

    Would love to have an average sized butt and big boobs. Dont know what the fuse is about

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  15. Immaculate26 July 2014 at 13:27

    Aunty Stella , the yash pad has been in vogue for long, especially for young girls, they go as far as buying it for 3 3 to 5 thousand naira per one

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  16. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 13:27

    Babes be stressing themselves jst to please Godknowswho.
    Am team natural.no artificial weaves,i plait my natural hair and i look so beautifl wt it. No relaxer,no makeup,jst my foundation， powder and colourless,no fake lashes,no fake eyebrow,i jst carve it to my desired shape. And i still look so pretty. Can rem sometime a collegue copied my style but cldnt continue after a while. It takes self confidence to go natural.

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    1. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 15:09

      Colourless lipgloss

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    2. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 15:10

      Colourless lipgloss

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    3. miss nina26 July 2014 at 15:29

      Shush it biko, team dis team dat, no fake dis no fake that, are u better than those that use all d above? N y wld any1 want to copy u? All u said is even a lie. Post ur "team natural picture" let's see.

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    4. The Queen and the Boss of this blog.26 July 2014 at 15:52

      This is me...the only fake thing I wear is hair and nail polish...I don't wear makeup..infact,makeup does not suit me.it makes me look older and I turn heads wherever I go...#TeamNatural biko

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    5. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 17:27

      Of course Linda u re a man in ur field. No one expects u to luk like a female so ur opinion is nt needed here. Team Tom boy u re nt natural jor!

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    6. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 18:11

      Linda abi.... I prefer using my natural hair coz it's dark and curly although sparsely populated. I have very sharp facial features. ...bulging eyes, pointed nose and a cute sharp mouth. I don't use brown powder ages quickly. I use Johnson baby powder on my face, it keeps my complexion fresh.
      Am grateful to GOD everyday for the way he created me.

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    7. The Queen and the Boss of this blog.26 July 2014 at 18:35

      Hahahahahahahahahaha...
      Hahahahahahahaahahaha...
      Anon5:27 don kill me with laff...
      Lmao at your FIELD...am not a tom boy bikokwa olorun maje...

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    8. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 18:48

      Linda eze u can lie for Africa. Ha, fear God o!

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    9. Amy26 July 2014 at 20:13

      @anon 6.11pm; okpolo eyes no be open eyes.

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  17. Ammie26 July 2014 at 13:28

    Nyash pad aint bad an idea
    Just like girls wear padded bras
    If u feel comfortable with it...Fine!

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    1. Unknown26 July 2014 at 14:26

      When I was in uni I use 2 wear padded bra but I've thrown them away. Its not good. I love my C cup.

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    2. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 18:13

      Nne what is wrong with padded bras. It allows your breast to sit comfortably at all times.

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  18. Patt Eyaba26 July 2014 at 13:29

    Packaging tinz

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  19. Unknown26 July 2014 at 13:29

    Lol!! Stella. That number 9. Thank God 4 His gift upon my life I don't need that.
    How to detect a real one:
    1. I check the movement of of the ass. How it goes left and right.
    2. Real ass also shakes. No matter how slim the person is. Mine shakes a lot. One time my mum told me 2 mind the way I walk. Ok some don't shake that much but have a little vibration.
    3. If a person wearing a fake ass wears leggings u will know cus u wouldn't see that obvious ass line so well.
    Meh! Fake ass is stiff.
    #yashpadsavingpeopleflatass

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    1. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 14:31

      My huge butt doesn't shake because it's mostly firm muscle not fat.

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  20. The General's Wife26 July 2014 at 13:30

    Nyansh pad indeed!LMAO. And SMH....wouldnt wear one jare.not even if I was single n stil searching.LMAO....Things some peeps do for beauty ...lol

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  21. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 13:31

    This is so 2013..poster did you just wake up from Jupiter? Abeg stella post something worthwhile to discuss.

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    1. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 18:11

      Oga ghost, na only u still dey 2013 o! *wake up from pluto*

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    2. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 18:51

      What she means is that ynash is old gist, like seriously is she just noticing it? Abi she just wake up from Mars ni?

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  22. Naijasinglegirl26 July 2014 at 13:32

    One more thing. One of my buttless friends bought me the biggest size yansh pad nonsense as a birthday gift. Imagine! The girl rocks hers bigtime everywhere and anywhere. The day I attempted to wear mine was the most uncomfortable day of my life. It felt like I was carrying ten litres on my waist. It felt like wearing 10 pampers. Even when I sat down on chairs, my feet wouldn't even touch the floor cos my matrass ass was too high for my body. Worse is when one side of the ass mistakenly shifts and makes you look deformed. I respect girls that go through that stress mehn. For now, I remain teamsquats

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    1. Unknown26 July 2014 at 14:33

      That shifting..hahahahaha! That cracks me up.
      A friend told me a story. She wore the fake yansh and went 2 a party. She was doing all sorts of dance stunts. Suddenly it shifted and she did not know. She was still feeling fly with the guy she was dancing with. A guy noticed it. Walked up 2 her and told her, "babe adjust ur yansh it has shifted".
      She wanted the ground 2 open and she falls inside. She excused herself and never came back.

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    2. The General's Wife26 July 2014 at 14:36

      U r cray i swear! Hahahahaha

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    3. Unknown26 July 2014 at 14:53

      Why are u impersonating naijasingle girl? Mind u, am a vry good fan of hers..so shuuuuuu and go give urself a name.

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    4. Naijasinglegirl26 July 2014 at 15:52

      LOL Zika, its me Naijasinglegirl without my google ID. Sometimes blog, sometimes read/comment on other people's blog. I choose the later today

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    5. The Queen and the Boss of this blog.26 July 2014 at 15:55

      Hahahahahahahahah...LMAO at your ass has shifted...OMG

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    6. Unknown26 July 2014 at 16:36

      Lmao who send u?

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    7. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 17:28

      Is the name of your friend Toun AJ? That girl too like butt pad like ile aye mi.

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    8. Crystal. Abuja Real Estate consultant: for lands, housing, to sales/purchase Contact: 08096335381.26 July 2014 at 17:32

      Hahahaaaa na really "babe adjust your yansh it has shifted.."

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  23. Unknown26 July 2014 at 13:33

    Yea butt pad has been der sinx 1901bc..its no news..

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  24. Iphie dearie26 July 2014 at 13:34

    Cray Cray Stella..Rotflmao@ click here to see num 9

    Poster Onise face ya work ooh..lolzZz
    To some people,it helps them sell market biko!

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  25. GORGEOUS MISS.26 July 2014 at 13:34

    I've seen a lot of people pad their "behinds". If they feel good with it, they should go ahead with doing so after all breast padding is now a norm.
    I only wonder how these women feel when naked with their men.

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  26. Frying-Pan26 July 2014 at 13:35

    Lol...truth be told it squashes the real ass u even manage get...but u exaggerating Sister Toyins' own, except she wore 5 @once...in the absence of that, no yansh pad can give u that very big look. Me get d ass sha, even oversize for my slim size...though it be disappearing now- so I wouldn't mind this butt-pad pending wen my real one resurrects proper...and big yansh isn't so important, but we can't deny the fact that, it gives fitting in clothes.

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  27. Crystal. Abuja Real Estate consultant: for lands, housing, to sales/purchase Contact: 08096335381.26 July 2014 at 13:36

    LOl Stella, you and this Number 9 self!

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  28. Ramson Jay26 July 2014 at 13:37

    Noted.

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  29. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 13:44

    Stella,we are not talking of any kinda big ass. The portable rounded and lifted ass not big ass thats just all over the place. I for one have a tiny waist with a very small portable,lifted and rounded ass. It drives my hubby crazy especially when we doing the doggy position and I have to bounce that ass or roll it for him then clench at some point..

    U don't need ass pad. And that issh is so fake you spot it from far. And then a guy triops for you,takes you to bed to do some Issh to the ass abd finds out its fake..

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    1. Topaz Interiors And Exteriors26 July 2014 at 19:33

      Wooooow babes! Position of life...'clench at some point' got me thinking...gotta give hubby that style tonight. Its being a while...kikikikikikiiii

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  30. Amicable 26 July 2014 at 13:46

    Hmmm na wah,what Naija ladies do this days to get attention odiegwu,a friend of mine who got married last month,had to put on two nyash pad so she can bump up her ass on her wedding day

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  31. Frau Juliet26 July 2014 at 13:47

    Poster u re so funny. In my opinion I don't see anything wrong with wearing yansh pad. If u will feel comfortable wearing it, pls do.
    Girls wear foam bra, fix nails, fix eye lashes, wear corset for flat tummy, bleach their skin, apply foundation and concealer, and finally wear fake ascent. Why can't they wear yansh pad?
    The point is that guys are attracted to what they see.

    Anyway for all your Motor Spare Parts and Lubricants Visit cn2parts.com

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  32. Iron Lady26 July 2014 at 13:49

    If Iam a guy, And I found out u are using fake ass knowing fully well that men gets attracted by what they see, I will never take u serious again. I am already blessed with normal size so I don't need any fake ass to attract a fake ass guy. heheehe.

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    1. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 17:37

      'fully well' is incorrect. U can't use d two @ d same time dear Iron lady. Thank me later

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  33. ego lag26 July 2014 at 13:50

    Nyash pad dat's so fake. Wen her bf takes her to bed, dat's wen d chefs Wil start

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  34. Essex Girl26 July 2014 at 13:54

    Get a life poster!!!

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  35. Phrinkies26 July 2014 at 13:55

    Pls where can I get one.... I really need it with a waist cincher....

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    1. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 14:36

      What clothes size are you? Maybe I can help you with corset ans girdle but I don't have knowledge about the butt pad.

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    2. Phrinkies26 July 2014 at 15:47

      Anon 2:36PM, are u serious... My waist size is 30... Burst size 36...

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    3. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 16:50

      Phrinkies with waist 30 inches and 36 inches bust your clothes size should be (UK size 12) and (us size 10) you are not a plus size so what do you need a waist cincher for, just watch what you eat.

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    4. Unknown26 July 2014 at 17:46

      Phrinkles Phrinkles.
      How far na?

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    5. Desire26 July 2014 at 19:23

      You'll get in balogun mkt. Lagos island. Even d waist clincher.

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    6. Topaz Interiors And Exteriors26 July 2014 at 19:36

      Irene be acting lesbo since 1901...abeg famz guys before I tag u lesbo for life and pair u with Galore...lolz

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  36. Cutemumm 26 July 2014 at 13:56

    Stale

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  37. Shyla26 July 2014 at 14:03

    There are some outfits that you need butt pads to bring out the beauty. That is for those who are lacking in that area. Eg. I have a butt pad ( I actually got a medium size cos it comes in diff sizes. Not because I don't have ass I have enuf bakassi, but my hips be like Ini Edo's own. So I chopped off the butt pads and left the hip pads section. I hardly use it sef, but if I must use it, its only for busy clothes that are fitted. But I can't even remember where I kept it sef cos I feel uncomfortable trying to adjust it as I always feel its never positioned well. If it rocks the wearer's boat, by all means do what you like. They are not different from all those fixing human hair and fake lashes and nails and also padded bras biko.

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  38. Baddest Puta26 July 2014 at 14:07

    If only i'll feel comfortable in those, i'll so rock it. That said, Poster, Mind your business! Is it your money? Or is it your ass? Biko next gist!

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  39. Lara peperenpe26 July 2014 at 14:08

    @Poster, u are very right...
    All my friends with flat yansh miraculously carry heavy duties on their behind.
    And I don't see anything wrong with it tho, people wear padded bra so what's wrong with padded yansh?

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  40. Queen Bee26 July 2014 at 14:09

    Lol Stella,no 9 is not ur portion IJN,are u kidding me!
    Nyash padding' has been trending for a while just like there has always been padded bras,and over time,d guys dat date a padded bra wearing gal always gets to know d truth at some point,she will soon be referred to as d 'flat chested gal or vice versa,its only a matter of time,well only if she doesn't relate to thee opposite sex.so I feel all that putting out of self gals indulge in only gets to wound their confidence more over time,there is no use for it!#well I thank God for my not too big or small ikebe:so no tanks to nyash pad!

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  41. Truetalk26 July 2014 at 14:13

    Never ever seen where nyash pads reduce the nysh oh. Scientists had better find better things to do with their time. Also nyash pad is not addictive cos its not all clothes you can wear with nyash pads. They have been trending for many years, unless the poster started noticing it around her. Have had mine for like 4yrs sef. I got it on amazon. Poster better go and buy yours and use for your cousin's wedding oh.

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    1. Topaz Interiors And Exteriors26 July 2014 at 19:41

      For those not wearing their yansh pad everyday. Me I be like this sister butt looks different today, is it my eyes? Then tmr again it goes up, then up again. Hian! Wear it everyday or dont! Which one be sometimes?!

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  42. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 14:14

    I think is because big assume is so pleasing to the eyes. When I was very slim with average butt then I could do different styles on bed with my partner but after giving birth all my weight went straight to my hips now my butt is 47inches but I can't do style on bed like before, too much fat though my oga likes it. He calls it ukwu

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  43. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 14:17

    What of having "a big heart"; a heart that gives, is kind, thinks about good and constructive things and feels the pain of the oppressed. This is the kind of heart that men like foremost when considering marriage. Big "nyansh" can only sustain lust for those whose lives revolves around sex. Big "nyansh" alone cannot sustain marriage. And for those who pad it, any man will fill so disappointed when he sees the lady in the nude. It will be difficult to convince the fellow that every other thing the said lady displayed (including character) was not fake.

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  44. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 14:32

    Big buttocks is good for those who like it but can it sustain a marriage? The qualities needed to sustain a marriage is in the heart; in a person's spirit not in the buttocks. Think of a kind and patient girl.

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  45. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 14:46

    Na wah for ladies these days. Mine is 7 but even if its 9 I can never be caught wearing fake nyash. Ladies should wake up and stop deceiving themselves all in the name of pleasing guys who don't appreciate you. Am grateful to God for my 7. Olamide

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  46. Babyface Assassin26 July 2014 at 15:15

    I don't have a big arse, and I'm not Stella's no. 9 either, but I turn heads, male and female, wherever I am.
    Because my confidence knows no bounds.
    If butt pads rock your boat, by all means buy it as long as it doesn't sink someone's ship.

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  47. Ody26 July 2014 at 15:29

    Pls they are called butt pads. Yansh pads sound a little too crude, dont you think?

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  48. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 15:37

    Stella I am slim with big yansh and perfect boobs. All my ex's want to die there, but I am marryin my prince

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  49. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 15:53

    Life could be funny. I am trying very hard to reduce mine to no avail while others are looking for artificial

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  50. Unknown26 July 2014 at 16:13

    I am a Proud and sexy No.5 coupled with surreal charm, intelligence and captivating confidence.dem guyz just want dis kinda girl around all the time.
    Yansh pad makes u feel uncomfortable bcos u're. conscious of ur ass at all times.
    #teamnofakeasspad#

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  51. Unknown26 July 2014 at 17:20

    Hahaha....Old news pulizz...Next!

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  52. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 17:47

    I wear butt pad only wen I'm in jeans cos d jeans make my no 7 butt look smaller. Doe I wear the butt pad cos of lack of hips, it makes ma ass look rounder

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  53. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 18:01

    Need one, where can I get . Please co- blog visitors

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  54. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 18:02

    Whether na fake boob, yansh, eye lashes, all na fake. If you think it can boost your confidence, go for it, but let the man that wants to marry you see the real you to avoid future stories. We had a visitor that spent a month with us. Towards the last week of her stay, her eye lashes started detaching. She had no other option than to remove everything. You needed to see the way her face changed. I was shocked that just eye lashes could affect ones look that much.
    Just do whatever make you happy! Rose

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  55. stella dimoko korkus26 July 2014 at 18:09

    aNON 4.57PM U HAVE FINISHED ME WITH LAUGHTER.HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
    SOLA STOLE YOUR YANSH PAD?LMAOOOO

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  56. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 18:20

    @tolotolo Bose don't mind those pretenders. Me I get one sef but I like to dey wear am with iro and buba or booboo or kaftan. I like it less obvious.

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  57. LADY BUCHI26 July 2014 at 18:27

    Julit saying ishz is like saying ''issue''. My own is whoever wants to wear Nyansh pad should go ahead, Biko it's a free world.personally I don't like it because I imagine guys wearing fake packs or fake muscle and I don't think I can look at such a guy twice or even hold a conversation with him, so that's my reason.The same way I don't wear makeup or anything artificial because they never suit me but I admire them on my fellow ladies when they are done and put on properly.please team natural people make we hear word, everybody can go natural if they like it, its not always about lack of self esteem when people do things to enhance their looks.Confidence is not just about looks Biko.i don't do any makeup or fix add ons to any part of my body and I'm on low cut does it mean that others with weaves don't have self esteem.please everybody should do what suits them including Nyash pads as long as it rocks your boat.

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  58. Anonymous26 July 2014 at 18:42

    My dear blog sisters, girls don't wear butt pad cos of guys alone oh, part of the reason is cos their fellow girls mock, gossip, and make fun of them thus the use of butt pad.
    Pls if there is any other natural way you can help ur sisters get their confidence(of course those who r in) back, pls do.
    Afterall, @Kehinde Ake helped @bitchplis to achieve a 24hr erect horse like manhood.
    Girls don't be stingy!


    Anony 2:27pm this is a memo to you!
    Thank you!

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  59. Unknown26 July 2014 at 18:56

    True life story people,had a babe in church, brothers always admire her shape,till one day o....d praise and worship don enter her body,she was gyrating left and right,didn't know when the pad shifted,to make matters worse,ushers wey don dey beef her before cos of the attention she commands from brothers refused to tell her,it took one lady who couldn't bear it anymore that wrote her a short note to go and readjust her butt.....she stepped out to readjust and she hasn't been back in church since.....team keeping it real!

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  60. MOI26 July 2014 at 19:05

    I thank God everything about me is original. I don't need more i have all i need. But what happen's when you start dating a guy with your fake ass only for you to show him the real thing on the D day? Wont he disappear after a short while? Ladies love yourselves!!!

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  61. worried bae26 July 2014 at 20:53

    Dis squats is too stressful joor. Been on it for 2mnths now yet no improvmnt. I dnt hav strength for butt pad plus I hate fakeness. Pls are dr no other xcercises to increase dat b**ch? Biko some1 hlp a sis!

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  62. Unknown26 July 2014 at 23:18

    Hahahahaha wetin person no go see for this world sef.

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  63. Anonymous27 July 2014 at 08:50

    "Her short coming was her ass" does your father create human beings? Observing vile gossip. @Poster you go to church to "observe" instead of to revere God and have a quite moment.

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  64. Abenaa27 July 2014 at 10:31

    Very soon, guys go begin wear bullet proof or life jacket to pose 6 pack, I tire ooo

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