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Friday, March 21, 2014

Things Single Ladies Say Before Reality Hits Them..LOL



Is Lady guilty of this? LMAO!
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70 comments:

  1. Anonymous21 March 2014 at 12:07

    Hahahahahahahhahahahahaha,kia.who be dis guy..plenty guilty as charged....hahahhahahahhahaha...

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    1. finest loves Bloglord😍21 March 2014 at 14:09

      Xo funny

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    2. Yomslaw21 March 2014 at 15:12

      Lie seriously..this guy is fucking right!

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    3. Yomslaw21 March 2014 at 15:12

      Like**

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    4. wemimo21 March 2014 at 17:39

      Lmao fuck this guy mehn! Oh boy! Am lafing so hard almost got fired! Jeez so so true am guilty as charged!

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    5. Neni21 March 2014 at 18:30

      LMAO!!

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    6. finest loves Bloglord😍21 March 2014 at 20:23

      Stella I read nadia's tweets very suggestive,abeg bring gist always knew dis boy jim is nt just ready for commitment

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    7. Anonymous22 March 2014 at 00:57

      Lmao, stella nor go wound person




      OMG:Girl vomits Nails, broken bottles, Money during strange deliverance

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    8. Fearless!22 March 2014 at 12:16

      This guy is mad mehn
      ​​​​​​​​​​=))º°˚˚˚°ºLmaoº°˚˚˚°º‎​°º‎​=))

      =))•´¨) 
      ¸.•´ ¸.ℓoℓ •*¨) ¸.•*¨)
      ‎​=)) ¸¸.•´=D(¸.•´(¸.• =))

      Can't stop laughing

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  2. Oge21 March 2014 at 12:09

    Hilarious!! I just hope people aren't still as unrealistic as this video depicts oh.. wahala go dey.

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    1. Sylvonce21 March 2014 at 14:46

      Odiegwu.com! So funny...hp he is a comedian??? Got Mr cracked up, lol!

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    2. Unknown21 March 2014 at 20:38

      I can't stop laffing...very true o'jare

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    3. Unknown21 March 2014 at 20:39

      I can't stop laffing, sooo true!

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    4. Unknown21 March 2014 at 20:50

      I can't stop laffing...very true o'jare

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  3. slim shady21 March 2014 at 12:10

    Fill in d blank space: -----
    A) yes
    B) no
    C) mayb
    D) not sure

    Lol

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  4. Swerve21 March 2014 at 12:13

    Laffing so hard. This guy don craze I swear.

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  5. tussledthoughts21 March 2014 at 12:14

    lol.....so funny and true tho.... hahaha... #TeamIndependent...lol...I know a friend tho...I hope she is rotfl as she reads too

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  6. Anonymous21 March 2014 at 12:33

    Sdk me i can't see anything oh!

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    1. Sweetest Pussy21 March 2014 at 13:19

      So is it Sdk's fault? My friend throw away that toy of yours

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    2. sweet mother21 March 2014 at 17:01

      Sincerely what I feel for you is pity.I'm no saint but how low can you go?May God fill that void in your life that the devil is seriously occupying.

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    3. Fearless!22 March 2014 at 12:18

      @ sweet mother,I totally agree, this character of a person "sweetest yeye" is really troubled!

      I see the rants as a cry for heip,swear down!

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  7. diamondblinqZ21 March 2014 at 12:34

    Lol hahahaha. Rotfl

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    1. Unknown21 March 2014 at 18:04

      Hahahha! Hilarious

      In other news, am I d only one obssessed with strawberry body butter? Like seriously, slather dat ish on ur skin after shower and u feel like eating ur skin all day *drooling*

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    2. Anonymous22 March 2014 at 07:55

      My dear, u can't be half as obsessed as I was about strawberry body butter. The smell stays all day ! And it really feels like butter. A friend introduced me to it in 2008. After that one finished I looked for it in abuja and found it @ 212 for 5k. Damn expensive,I no gree buy. Travelled to the UK shortly after and body shop was doin a sale on all items except strawberry ! Can u imagine? Dat must be dia best selling product. I still didn't mind cos I got dem for about 3k. Na so I pack like 6 o!
      Was enjoying my life till I got pregnant. Couldn't even touch it wit a 10ft pole. I detested it. My baby is amost one now so all de hormones r gone but I'm still scared to touch it.LOL

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  8. diamondblinqZ21 March 2014 at 12:35

    Lol hahahaha. Rotfl

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  9. yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com21 March 2014 at 12:35

    Ifeoma I need husband, anyone abeg, hahhahhaha. I almost fell off the chair laughing - Nice one!!

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  10. Unknown21 March 2014 at 12:37

    So funny! !!!

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  11. Qutie21 March 2014 at 12:38

    Stella.. Hahahahshs... I wanna die of laughter o. Yes o,so gals say that alot
    - I don't need a man to validate me meanwhile that are fasting and praying for men secretly. I even know lots of gals in this category

    - I am miss independent,na lie. Every woman wants a man that can spend on them even if they earn so much.

    - those that say if he is not this or that,na Dem dry manage anything..

    I laughed out so loud cos I know peeps in this condition. When I was still in sec,I had one anty that had it all. When I say had it all,I mean all. She was forming miss independent and not wanting a man to validate her. Na last year she marry and she married the available and not desirable...

    issh. Gals be deceiving themselves..

    Am out..

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  12. uzo baby21 March 2014 at 12:40

    guilty of what? #confused#

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    1. QUEENAMYLovesAccessBank21 March 2014 at 15:21

      Pls whc uzo baby are u talking about.

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    2. Anonymous21 March 2014 at 17:24

      Did you misplaced your own uzo baby

      CeeCee

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    3. Mi Lady22 March 2014 at 12:15

      Did you misplace (d ) your own uzo baby..L̳̿ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀=))ː̖́☺ö̤̣̇L̳̿ =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=))..! =)) =)) =)) laffº°˚ ˚°º≈wanº°˚ ˚°º≈tearº°˚ ˚°º≈myº°˚ ˚°º≈belleº°˚ ˚°º≈=)) =)) ...U̶̲̥̅̊ don vex

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    4. Fearless!22 March 2014 at 12:22

      ​​​​​​​​​​=))º°˚˚˚°ºLmaoº°˚˚˚°º‎​°º‎​=))

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  13. Anonymous21 March 2014 at 12:43

    Stella post comments joor oh

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  14. Amy21 March 2014 at 13:06

    OMG! Can't stop laughing.. This guy is so hillarious

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  15. Kiks21 March 2014 at 13:36

    Very funny. I still don't need any human 2 validate me. #Fact.

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  16. mz_temmiee21 March 2014 at 13:44

    Lol really funny

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  17. Anonymous21 March 2014 at 13:47

    Thanks stella! Have been feeling low all day today, but this made me laugh.

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  18. ADAOBI21 March 2014 at 14:01

    LWKMD! Baba God Abeg make I no reach that level of anything.

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  19. Unknown21 March 2014 at 14:04

    Hahahaha so true funny guy.

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  20. CharisMAtic DIVA21 March 2014 at 14:10

    LWKMDDD!
    Dis is soo true lolll!

    Thank God boo...

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  21. Moi21 March 2014 at 14:29

    LMFAO..WAO! I LAUGH TIRE!

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  22. Moi21 March 2014 at 14:31

    This guy is really really funny! Hehehehe..

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  23. Queen of Queens21 March 2014 at 14:47

    My belle nearlt burst. Jeeeeeez! Over funny dey worry dis dude I wonder who he is. Everythg he said is soooo true.

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  24. Anonymous21 March 2014 at 15:21

    Then after marriage, what next? Adultery, lies, deceit,frustration,depression, violence, betrayal,speedy aging process etc, the list is endless. Let those who have the gift of singleness enjoy it. Those who don't have that independent spirit should find a responsible companion. No one should judge them.

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  25. Anonymous21 March 2014 at 15:41

    I have friend that is in desperate mode now, saying no man is even asking for her name not to talk of asking her out.
    Told her to calm down, what will be will be. I could not tell her the truth, she has slept with so many boys, nobody wants her for a wife. In short, she used to reign!

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  26. Anonymous21 March 2014 at 15:45

    why are idiots laughing here? there is a time for everybody to marry....i was not ready to marry till i was about 35 and i have been married 10 years going strong.......yes women dont need a man to validate them and the truth of the matter is men and women need companionship.....dont get it twisted, i want to marry is not the same as needing a man to validate me..as a woman you can be totally independent, self confident and comfortable in who you are as a woman and still want companionship which is basic human instinct...but stupid people like you lot here think if a woman is not married then she should hide her head in shame and not even be qualified to speak.....how totally myopic..so stop getting things twisted...for you ignorant single laughing do u need a man to ratify or confirm your identity as a human being? no..that is what the word validate means, you are first a woman then when you meet a man you become a help meet to him...but before you find him dont let stupid comments and vlogs like this make u feel small or incomplete or inadequate......am so not laughing

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    1. Anonymous21 March 2014 at 17:24

      Y r u soo pained n who r u calling idiots? Is it anybodys fault dat u married late? @ 45 u r stil sounding like a confused teenager no wonder u stayed single til 35! Mscheeeew!

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    2. mee21 March 2014 at 18:32

      100million likes!
      Well said.

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    3. Anonymous21 March 2014 at 22:26

      5:24 nasty

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    4. ngozi22 March 2014 at 19:47

      I,000 likes

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  27. Adaora21 March 2014 at 15:49

    Hahahahaahha...LMAO

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  28. reggy21 March 2014 at 16:15

    soo funny!!!!!

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  29. busybee21 March 2014 at 16:17

    i'm just here laughing my ass off!! lol @ I can't marry a virgin

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  30. busybee21 March 2014 at 16:18

    team independent is so overrated!

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  31. orisirisi21 March 2014 at 16:19

    To all the people on here that are respecting some online chatter boxes who claim to know everyone and believe the gist they spill are authentic; please tell me how in heaven's name you can possibly verify whatever gist is typed up?.

    Is the so called "mama born girl" that you all say knows everyone's gist some fly on the wall or a witch?

    how can 1 person be that connected to almost all the socialites and well-known people in naija.

    How can this same person allegedly know their personal gists.

    Use your heads. This person is a typical story teller. In his or her head, they make up stories, mostly demeaning ones and gullible, jobless, wicked hearted naijas grab it hook line and sinker.

    Mama born girl, weknowwetinhappen, lucabracee etc are all worthless characters and they are obviously very bitter too. hissssss

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  32. Anonymous21 March 2014 at 16:59

    Omg laffing so hard dis is so funny,lwkmd @aint no body got time for that.

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  33. Anonymous21 March 2014 at 17:05

    Yuck!!

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  34. Qutie21 March 2014 at 17:25

    Anyone who doesn't find this funny is in one of the categories mentioned or was in... Hehehehe.

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  35. Anonymous21 March 2014 at 18:53

    @ Anon,
    You are obviously pained, breathe in , breathe out and breathe in again, haba, kilode?
    Its just for laughs why are you so uptight and ki lo fa thesis?

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    1. Jimcateringservices21 March 2014 at 23:01

      Lmao! Thesis Gba ni! Life is just to hard for some people

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  36. Miss bee21 March 2014 at 20:59

    Lmfaooooo this dude is so funny , it's only women in Africa that need men to validate them

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  37. Cupcake21 March 2014 at 21:51

    Basket mouth watch out ooo. True true , very funny , you just get one follower today . Lol

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  38. Anonymous21 March 2014 at 22:21

    Some ladies marry late and marry best! Fact... Am a living testimony. Ladies don't just marry for marriage sake. Wait for God's best!

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  39. Aijaypumping21 March 2014 at 23:05

    Na d kind thg wey de sweet all dis guys #stickingout mytongue# bt seriously y wuld any1 need sm1 2 validate her? Well its d pressure d society put on her dat made her start begging Ifeoma if not she go still dey de flex kooooo

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  40. Anonymous22 March 2014 at 00:14

    Anon 10:21 gbam! God bless u! Two of my cousins are living witnesses. #Belle

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  41. Anonymous22 March 2014 at 00:32

    anon 3:45, na you be bloody idiot. Na so the thing pain you. If you dont get the joke, keep fasting and praying that invisible husband and save us the essay. Frustration is bad for your health.

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  42. Unknown22 March 2014 at 01:39

    Lol....very funny but also very true.
    Checklist Before You Say I Do on omalichaspeaks.blogspot.com

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  43. Bootylycious diva22 March 2014 at 03:13

    Crazy stuff ,only in nigeria that marriage is a must.

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  44. Anonymous22 March 2014 at 11:58

    Nelly, is it a body cream or soap? The strawberry body butter I mean

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