...That moment.....
When you stepped on your high heels and cat walked and then you landed on your back,on the floor!
LMAO.
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The pictures say it all...hehehehe.na who shoe don carry flog ground before?
Share your most embarrassing high heels moment with us.....I am sure it will make today full of laughter for us all.
It has neva happen to me ooo but I'm taking one of stella's sit and waiting for comments hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteThat's how my cousin wore some dangerous heels and tried using the escalator, she just started dancing azonto+alingo, screaming "help, what is happening to me" she did fall but she was like antelope wey dem just born trying to walk.
DeleteMine happnd some months ago, it's d most embarrassing moment of my life. While I was pregnant I fell from a step, den few months later after massaging d legs I had my baby. 3months later was my sisters wedding so I bought dis very heeled shoes, on d wedding day, at d reception I was feeling very fly, u no d feeling u get after delivery evry one dat sees u want to congratulate u and want to see how u and d baby look. Immediately I came down from my car, dey Wer still taking snap shots I buckled my shoes came down from d car, by d tym I took 5 steps I noticed a sharp pain at d spot I fell wen I was pregnant. My maid was carrying d baby, I didn't notice I have reached d end of d pavement I parked my car on. So d next step I took made me tumble as in upside down. My short flayed dress went up and my pants Wer out, I couldn't even get up cos my legs wer hurt, evryone outside d ones taking d pix and d ones coming in and hanging around all shouted at d same time. D mopol man guiding d place came for me, helped me up and took me straight inside his own security house, pple started rushing to wer I was, and d noise attracted more more. God I couldn't look up, some pple wer like how can u wear dis short dress. Dis high shoes, and all dat. Evry one standing outside dat place saw my pants. I couldn't go inside d hall Wen I got okay. Cos of shame and my shoe buckle dat got cut, and pulled out. D man gave me his bathroom slippers and put balm on my leg dats already swollen. Wen I managed to enter d receptn I had to sit quietly behind and didn't move till evry one had gone. Since den na my flats shoe and sandals get me.
DeleteLMAO. =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=)). Sorry dis ur story is very funny.
DeleteSame happened to me....was in a bridal train after d church service we were all stepping out to take shots with d couple wen I missed ma legs n tumbled upside down....still have d pain till date n I have Neva forgiven masef...Na flat / low fast shoe get me...
DeleteCan't stop laughing at anoy 4.07. Rotfl. Geeez. My belle oooo
Deletehahahahhahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....stil laughing typing dis; sorry dear. i get d perfect pishure; heels can b frustrating somtimes + d pains dey give. lemme read comments 1st..... ....lolz
DeleteOn this day I missed that vehicle that drops me in front of my office, so I had to use public transport. After the hustle at Iyana Oworo Berger, I entered a bus where the driver dumped us on the bridge at CMS instead of in the park. Walking down the bridge was hell with my heels. I take two shaky steps and miss the third because my ankle buckles, it continued till I was almost at the foot of the bridge. When I couldn't take it anymore after one guy acted as my support to prevent me from falling, I brought out the flats I had all the while. I wore it and heaved a sigh of relief. But my ankle hurt for two weeks.
Deletehahahahhahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....stil laughing typing dis; sorry dear. i get d perfect pishure; heels can b frustrating somtimes + d pains dey give. lemme read comments 1st..... ....lolz
DeleteAnon 4:07pm......u need to see the way am laughing uncontrollably...am just trying hard to type cos am still laughing......eeeeyaah...kpele dear...
DeleteA wedding I was to give toast to,only for me to slip and myskirt was so tight if I had not let myslf go down it wld have got torn,wld nvr forget was lifted up by the mc,2nd one was 4years ago mybirtday I had so many friends dropping in ,mysister was ushering them in oh I come go do over sabi stand near door giving them your welcome hug and smile and I was tipsy* gbam*.I sliped and was on the floor even injured my knee
ReplyDeleteMy own is one strap of my bra cut and I was at a function. So one breast up the other facing one down. I am busty so it was noticeable. And I had to move round cos it was my cousin's wedding. What did I do? I untied one of the ropes used for the balloons decor and I tied it to my bra for grip. That's all.
DeleteMake una no vex o. Na shoe mishaps una dey gist, me dey here dey talk bra mishap. *covers face*
DeleteWent to evangelism one day after church service( as instucted by baba Adeboye b4 ppl will say isn't sunday afternoon dey do evangelism) I wanted 2 form sexy step so I walked all through with heels my leg was weak bt was jst forcing in, when we were done, was bout entering d church 4 prayers nd grace, one guy was infront of d church so I wanted 4m sexy so I increased my step, b4 I knw what was happening, I was on d floor with my fley gown up covering my face
ReplyDeleteSo u go dey look man 4 church eehnnnn
DeleteHahahahahahaha...e no good
DeleteI never reach ground because of heels, I can elegantly walk with them no matter how high, I often wonder why most Models with heels fall on walkway!
ReplyDeleteThen u don't wear REAL heels.
DeleteIt was @ a friend's wedding in 2010,
ReplyDeleteAs we gather to take pix na I'm my shoe shift...
I landed with a thud,
Like 2pac all eyez was on me,
Na d groom sef lift me up,
Shame catch me ehn.
I didn't even bother dancing @ d reception
I was having a heated argument with a colleague of mine after work one day. But before then I was having tummy ache so I wasn't in the mood. Then she came with her drama so I stood up and we started arguing. As I screamed at her I just released some silent but hot mess, even me that was messing felt the hot wind as it escaped from my flat buttocks.
DeleteWithin d speed of light I was consumed with the foul smell, it was so bad that as we both yelled, the smell was entering our mouth and I could almost taste the smell Ewww.. ....then both of us started to argue incoherently...because in my mind I was like yepa see yawa, and I bet she was wondering where the fuck is that smell from?
But we didn't mention it because we were both angry. Then when another colleague highlighted and wanted to come and speak to us, soon as she came tru the door I yelled...no pls don't come near me o, am begging u just stay there I don't want to hear anything...just leave us alone... buahaha.... both of them were wondering ahn..na so the matter reach? Not knowing I was forming vex to let the smell go away. After sha I just mellowed and did...uhmm uhmm woreva...while.she was just expanding her nose. Na so the argument take die natural.death all thanks to my MESSinary!
Lwkmd!!!! Here I was feeling bad that I didn't stick to the subject matter o. See this one LoL
DeleteI will never forget the day I fell down flat in a club...people were telling me sorry but I was busy laughing my ass off...I wasn't even embarrased coz I was dead drunk....Stellastica,mine is alchohol,I have had a terrible experience with it....high heels gives me a classy sophiscated look....I don't joke with it
ReplyDeleteI love your spirit.
DeleteI don't wear high heeled shoe cos of my stature
Oluyomi Odukoya
Oluyomi,forget ooo. You can wear high wedge na.
DeleteLELBJ, same thing happened to me too. Fell down @ d club but I wasn't drunk or tipsy. Guess it was a wrong move. I was laughing at myself. Someone helped me up and I dusted myself n continued d dancing.
DeleteOluyomi before nko...na akpola go fit u die. plus will carry 10 of u and Eniola gbogbo bigs gal join. *rme*
DeleteLol, thank God I've never been a victim of this. But then I try to stay away from excessively high heels, nothing higher than 4inches and choose solid (a bit stable) /platform heels.
ReplyDeleteClick my name for all your celebration cakes and cupcakes, cheers
No story 2 tell o. I'm not a high heel person lyk dat but when I manage 2 wear 1, I become extremely careful. I admire pple who can literally run on them eg my sis.
ReplyDeleteI do no how to carry my heels very well!
ReplyDeleteI almost fell down some weeks back,but I just kept a straight face like na lie oh e no fit happen!though people were looking
ReplyDeleteBLOG ANALYSER: I have adopted ur style#keeping straight face any time some thing like that happpens.
DeleteMine wasn't funny o, I was forming badest girl ever liveth, went and got mysef one very high hilled sandal.
ReplyDeleteIt happend dt dr was a friendz sister's wedding, I decided to rock my new sandal. All my friends brought an xtra flat footwear to change into but mba I didn't bring any (still forming badest girl ever liveth).
To cut the long story short, @ d end of d ceremony which took place in Ibadan, we (my friends nd I) decided to walk down to the garage to get a cab, na so my leg freeze for inside the shoe o,I couldn't walk, chai! d pain was too much... @ a point I couldn't take it no more I pulled off the shoes nd walked barefooted on the road, peepz were staring @ me but Omo I no send o. I guess my friends were embrassd so one of dm went across the road and got me a bathroom slipperz.
And dt was how I learnt my lesson:
1) Never form badest girl ever liveth.
2) If @all u must form, av a backup plan.
Lol@badest girl ever liveth
DeleteMINE HAPPUND IN MY OFFICE, I WAS IN A HASTE TO CATCH UP WITH A COLLEAGUE WHO USUALLY DROPS ME OFF AT HOME.AS I WAS COMING DOWN D STAIRS I FELL SO HARD ON MY BUM.AS I TRIED TO QUICKLY GET UP, MY COLLEAGUE(A GUY)CAME N SAW ME ON THE FLOOR. HE LAFFED SO HARD N HELPED ME UP. D GOOD PART WAS DAT HE WAS THE ONLY ONE DAT SAW ME ON THE FLOOR. BUT D BAD PART WAS DAT,MY COMPANYS CCTV CAMERA CAPTURED MY FALL. COS I FELL WERE D CAMERA WAS PLACED. >>>>> JOJO MAYANA
ReplyDeleteThis can never happen to me because i no dey wear wetin pass me..hehehehe..i see many girls wearing too high heal shoes that they can hardly walk in. Nah competition them dey do. The highest i can wear is 10 cm, i am very comfortable in 10 cm.
ReplyDeleteOh it happened to me last year! Went for a friend's wedding in Ikeja, and was 5 months pregnant, wearing heels and feeling like a gee! Was about to step into the marquee when suddenly my legs wobbled and the next thing i knew was being spread flat on the ground,oops! Some laughed and some ran towards me to help me up. No one taught me to go back to the car to get my slippers. Was so worried for the baby, but thank God,no harm was done. Phew!
ReplyDeleteBLOG ANALYSER: I am glad ur baby was safe.
DeleteBLOG ANALYSER: I am glad ur baby was safe.
Deleteguess kim k was ur roles models....LMAO; Thank God, it cud ve bin worst***
DeleteOyibo......roles models lmao
DeleteCould have bn worse not "worst".Get a grip on comparative of adjectives.
DeleteCould have bn worse not "worst".Get a grip on comparative of adjectives.
DeleteTx@ Onyii Asa..
DeleteUsed to rock high heels but as i get older I discovered my legs are not strong enough to carry them.
ReplyDeleteAm too young to start treating arthritis
Sooowww I don't rock anything beyond 3"
Cnt recollect having any embarassing moment, if I do I will come back to state it
calcium should be part of your daily intake. My doctor is nearly 50 and still wears killer heels
DeleteHer waist, still bam she nor over whine am,compare to some of u girls una waist need amendment.
DeleteBLOG ANALYSER: What I hate abt falling is the look on people's faces like" omg why did u wear heel? Who send u?". Another terrible thing is wearing incomfortable high heel shoes. OMG I can't explain the feeling.
ReplyDeleteEwwww..I love love being high
ReplyDeleteon heels!
Love high heels like craaaz
I never sha reach ground b4..
btw y would i? re they not meant
for walking?
Was even placing an order for one
when i saw dis post hihihi!
Pls ma dere is a difference btw ewww and awww...learn how tto use dem correctly.
DeleteI tire oh!
DeleteBeen wondering why she 'ewwws' every post. Lol
There was a day in the office, I had gone up and down the stairs a number of times. The last time as I was coming down, I was forming badoo on the stairs and not looking, na so I slip and because I was on heels, it was not easy to regain my balance. Na so I begin roll for stairs till I hit the ground with a thud. Everyone downstairs ran to know what happened cos of the noise. Omo, shame no gree me stand up o, I just lie down there flat, till someone carried me up and they began first aid. My story still dey reign for the office
ReplyDeleteNext one, I wear shoe wey pass me go wedding, I no know say car park far from d hall, I had to hold someone to work to the car park,my legs almost died.
Lmao
DeleteThere was a day in the office, I had gone up and down the stairs a number of times. The last time as I was coming down, I was forming badoo on the stairs and not looking, na so I slip and because I was on heels, it was not easy to regain my balance. Na so I begin roll for stairs till I hit the ground with a thud. Everyone downstairs ran to know what happened cos of the noise. Omo, shame no gree me stand up o, I just lie down there flat, till someone carried me up and they began first aid. My story still dey reign for the office
ReplyDeleteNext one, I wear shoe wey pass me go wedding, I no know say car park far from d hall, I had to hold someone to work to the car park,my legs almost died.
I had this same experience in December last year. Thank God I attended the wedding with my hubby, if not na bone setter shed I for land, walking to my car was a torture, my hubby had 2 aid me in walking like someone with arthritis. Vowed never to go near that thing.
DeleteMine happened two years ago. Got this new pair of shoes and wanted to show off at my place of work only for me to fall off the stairs. There were a lot of people and it was so embarrassing I had to form sickness immediately. Too fresh in my memory
ReplyDeleteFell flat at my church gate one besuitful sunday morning. It took my hubby and my kid brother to lift me up. Had serious injury but not deterred still wear them.
ReplyDeleteIt was a beautiful sunday morning at the church gate that I experienced what heels can do. It took my hubby and kid brother to left me up. Had bleeding kness after but that didn't stop me from wearing them
ReplyDeleteFell flat at my church gate one besuitful sunday morning. It took my hubby and my kid brother to lift me up. Had serious injury but not deterred still wear them.
ReplyDeleteWe don hear na.
DeleteIt happened on a Sunday, first sunday to be precise, and u knw aw first sunday dey be 4 church as per thanksgiving things. I wore new nice gown dat morning and I was feeling like d queen of d world. I danced and danced with my very high red shoes, ppl were starring at me I didn't care , I'm sure dey were wondering dat which kind of person am I. But I no look uche face. After d service, wen its time to walk home chai! My legs don dey shake , I no fit waka again and still forming big girl , I cudnt pull it and walk with my barefoot so I tried to walk to d church door and as I was abt to descend the stairs outside and gbam I saw myself on d floor. You can imagine o , wen ppl were coming out of d church in mass , I was embarrassed, I became the point of attraction. Lol
ReplyDeleteEn masse not 'in mass".
DeleteEn masse not 'in mass".
DeleteI don't wear heels often cos I'm tall, I prefer flats. But I've once tripped cos I wasn't looking down, I no reach ground sha. Lol
ReplyDeleteThks !
ReplyDeleteAwwww i meant ..not d disgust
xclamat....
Funny enough I am more comfortable on my heels tgan flats. My flats just no dey try? It's either d sole comes off in front like say it wan begin dey sing or it cuts n then the hunt for shoemaker begins. Rme.
ReplyDeleteAbeg I need new friends biko. I stay in lag and just wanna talk n hang out.
Where in lag are u? I also need new friends btw am female. U can drop ur details
DeleteSame here need new friends.I reside in lagos,around lasu road.
DeleteAm at santos estate(surulere).
DeleteMe 2 need a female friend as well I just move to lekki and work in V.i am a female as well but just need a sister or friend.
DeleteBut what if una get winsh?
DeleteGuess I need all of y'all as my big sis...my no is 08068583146...hope to hear from u ma'ams
DeleteI need female friends in UK. I'm a lady.
DeleteUK lady are you in london? Drop ur email
DeleteMy bf n I were about 2 sex,na so I wear lingerie n high heels dey feel like I no know wat.As I got to where he was seated na so one heel break,fell forward into d chair n headbutted his nose,na blood we clean up d whole nite
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahaha so una no do d do again? Kpele o
DeleteOmo talk about being comical! U win
DeleteNot Anonymous anymore
This is funny. Oh lawd. Lol
DeleteLol na God catch una.
DeleteWhen i see people on heels,i always wish i was the one but its such a shame that i can't wear them because i always run temperature when i do.
ReplyDeleteLmao...run temperature ke! hilarious.
DeleteIf u live in ph,u must know EveryDay emporium at GRA. So now I was coming out of the shopping mall n as I was catwalking to my ride,I misss small step. I righted myself n trudged on. A few steps to my car,I fell. FLAT ON MY FACE. The security men ooo,cute guys,females,everyone ran to my rescue. I just stood up,dusted myself thanked everyone,entered my ride n sped off. Did I mention that that is the most expensive in my closet? I never wore it again
ReplyDeleteArrrg! That Everyday Emporium tiles can be very slippery eh... Tried tripping me once (on flats o) but as a sharp girl I coded and maintained my steps.
DeleteIf ur shoe no get friction, ur name may be sorry in Everyday Emporium
Anytime I will wear very high heeled shoe, I make sure I carry a flat sandals with me so that once my legs begins to feel weak, I will just respect myself and switch to the flat sandals. I no fit shout abeg.
ReplyDeleteSo I have never been embarrassed.
all this comments crack me up,
ReplyDeletei had a good laugh,as for me high
shoes are not my kind of thing.
I love high heels but unfortunately I am almost 6ft tall so I hardly wear one but now that I ve started working, I don dey wearm 5cm since monday, leg dey pain me die and guess what, I almost fell this morning while running to catch the train, I bin dey form big geh b4 bet wen I realise say next train na almost 20 minutes, I run inside d "high eehs" o
ReplyDeleteMany years ago, After a successful business meeting in an office on the island, myself, my colleagues and our host we're going down the stircase to have lunch in their restuarant and suddenly my six inches shoe hung somewhere and I went sliding all the way down, throwing my legs everywhere trying sooo hard to gather myself. It was so funny that even when I eventually landed and everyone was trying to kip a straight face and pulling me up, I burst out with laughter and so did everyone else. We laughed for almost one hour cos they had differnt views of the great fall. Thank God we laughed it off cos it could have been my death o...lol
ReplyDeleteNeed a marriage / relationship counsellor? Don't break up send a mail with your problems to munapraise@gmail.com, BB PIN: 2B4FDC77. We can work it out.
On the first sunday of this year,I wore my red shoe to service .As I was abt to step in,my shoe jst opened. I almst fell ,thank GOd I carried slippers,attendants were jst saying sorry up η down . I can't forgt it still fresh in my memory
ReplyDeleteWent for an interview. Thankfully,the fall was after the interview and on my way out of the bank. Zenith bank. Somehow, i kinda missed my steps on the stairs, and thats how i found myself on ground floor. That was a hot mess. i was mortified, ppl came to help me up sha.
ReplyDeleteAnother one was this new 6' nude pumps i got. Decided to wear it to a wedding. Also decided to be fashionably late. When i arrived, car park don full, i had to waka looonnnggg unplanned distance. The heels couldn't take it anymore, it cracked just as i entered the hall. I don't need to tell you guys how my planned grand entrance was ruined. The fall was epic. I'm wiser now.
You bought a fake shoe.Also your thunder thighs and legs weren't factored when the shoe was being mass produced.
DeleteChai! I hate to remember,on my brothers wedding,I was busy doing oversabi walking up n down with heels...my mum's friends told me to change to slippers,I said no. When I went to pick my friends @the entrance na so I fall yakata for ground. I was shy mehn
ReplyDeleteDuring my single days,I wore heel shoes like mad,I could run wit dem. D wedge I wore on my wweddin day sef my mother in law begin pray for me. I stopped wearing heels wen my pregnancy became obvious. After giving birth,fast forward to a year and some mnths I decided to dust one of my heel shoe make I do sisi eko for church at least denge pose small(I use to flex dis heels before I born o). My pple I wear heel dy begin waka like person wey carry shit for nyansh,hubby carried my dota and left me behind cos he felt all was well(but I dy sweat under coold breeze). Wen mass was over,time to walk down to were we packed,I began gathereing muscles at d back of my leg,chai na 3gals don suspect sayd shoe go disgrace me,dy begin do slow motion movement for my back. Can u imagine this shoe no fit wait for me make I enter moto,d only tin I saw was my right leg almost touching the ground(imagine wen u wear heel shoe and ur leg dy bend like person wey get BO LEG). Dos 3gals laughed at me ehn ah my GOD. I had a flat shoe o,I dy form james bond. It is well
ReplyDeleteYou are very funny ooh,cant stop laughing
DeleteVivicool
@vivicool I can laff over it cos its past now,for days it tormented me o. I confronted hubby,d guy burst laff sayin he didn't no na shey I wan do guy. I will start wit wedge from now abeg. Lol
Delete@Mrs. Chi Ude,
ReplyDeleteI couldn't stop laughing. Your experience was most hilarious.
This is exactly what my hubby will do.
Anytime I remember that day,I just shake my head. As for those gals God is watching dem. Karma is a bitch. Lol
DeleteHehehehe...my own moment was so funny.can't forget in a hurry?I dnt really like wearing anything above three inches ??ds day ehn ...I pass my boundary ?bought a 5 inch wedge and the fist time I rock it ..I was going on a date .dnt get to wear my shoe until I got to the location.the guy was waiting for me outside ...his workers were with him ...as I stepped out of the car ..was really feeling school cos I knew I was really looking so hot ..fast forward ..everybody was greeting me ..hello madam..hello Madam..was so feeling cool .i took like 3 steps and I knew dat was going to be a disaster ..lol ..by the time i took my fourth step ..my legs where wobbling..all eyes on me like who is this hot chick ..my fourth step I was on the floor yakata.have never been so embarrassed in my life.felt like the ground should open up and swallow me ..my date just came to pick me up on the floor and he asked me if I don't have a low slippers and if that was my first time of wearing heels ..u can imagine it all..his staffs were just saying sorry Madame..sorry madam..lol !!
ReplyDeleteI never had a bad high heel experience because I dey respect myself but each time I think of what happened to my friend I can't stop laughing.
ReplyDeleteWe had a wedding to attend and we had planned our outfits. I warned her against wearing heels as we don dey old. She said no ways we had to look hotter than the single girls. So armed with body magic to make us look slimmer and our short gown we headed out to have the fun of our lives leaving the kids at home of course.
As we were about to step in the venue for the reception my friend missed a step and I tried to help her na so both of us went staggering. Instead of people to come to our rescue they were busy laughing. Thank God both of us didn't land on the floor.
We managed to get settled on our seats. Body still dey do this my friend chew gum chew gum. When it was time to toast and all eyes were fixed on the bride and groom she decided to stand up and stroll down the aisle saying she wants people to notice her that the dress and shoe must not waste. She got the attention she needed because barely 5 steps later she went tumbling. I didn't even feel pity for her as she fell face flat. I laughed to my hearts content.
OMG ....lol......you are incredibly hilarious...I have died with laughter .
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ReplyDeleteidijuwon omo Ibadan u nailed I swear. Ur story wan break my ribs. I LOL.
Well mine happened just this last Saturday oo. Hmmm...I went for a wedding. Parking was full so one agbero told me to park beside a gutter. I was so happy cause it was raining and the parking was just across the hall. See me already feeling fly. I've not even come out of the car and people were looking at fine girl. *grinning*
ReplyDeleteI sha parked and was applying my lipstick again. Then noticed the agbero was still standing there, knowing he was waiting for money na (and I hate giving them money for parking. Your papa buy land for Lagos? Rubbish) so I began wasting time. Lol
Just as I notice he had left my side like this, I just quickly jumped out of the car and try to jump the gutter ( didn't think it was a big deal even with my 5" high heel, after all I wear my heels well). Na so I fall oo BIG TIME!!!
My knee peeled sef. The agbero I wanted to play fast on was one of the people that ran to help me. He even bought pure water for me to rinse my leg. I gave the guy 1k and he was praying n saying thank you ma.
In my head I'm like if only you know!
Hahahahaha
Lol! Eyah! Na d agbero head cash u nii!
DeleteI don laugh my head off. You can be my friend. my contact, rsdgh7@gmail.com. we can start from there. Am female.
ReplyDeleteMine is still very fresh on my mind
ReplyDeleteNot worn heels in years o. Lately I decided to get my groove back. What better opportunity than my brother s wedding which was a month ago. I decided to outdo myself I got the highest,most expensive shoes I could dare. Fast forward to D-day. I was fashionably late so I got there when all eyes would be on me. That s how I tried to move out of the car n couldn't feel my toes. Photographers were all over me, I was with two aunts and my sister. I decided to take a few pics to compose my toes, oya na come n do the catwalk na, na so I do like baby antelope wey just born, funny thing is I had flats to change into but my aunts were like don't jor, do u want all these small girls to laff at u. So I bone come dey for catwalk trying to hold on to my sister. Na so I match small stone and wobbled my way to d ground. My face chop sand that day. I had scratches all over n my pencil skirt slit tore a bit higher. Whats worse is that I didn't go down at once I kept trying to save myself which attracted screams from those around me so the whole church turned and saw me at my worst. Can u imagine one photographer even took a pic of the epic fall! I quick buy all d copies na.these days I just look at d pics n laff.
Not anonymous anymore
I go high but it has always been moderate. Never been embarrassed though.
ReplyDeleteLol,well i know this is not about heels ,but its the most embarrasing day of my life,here it goes ,enjoy the laugh peeps!So this lovely day i had just made dis lovely hair and i could not wait for my boo to see it,so after making the hair he buzzed me dat i should meet him up in this very cool restaurant,on getting dere ,he immediately waved at me went to meet him,he was actually talkin with some friends he met there,he goes like "darlin meet dis dat dat"me being a very shy person was already beginning to feel very uncomfortable cos pple where really staring at us ,after the intro we went to our table just for me to try and sit down ,i missed my seat ,and landed hard!jeez i almost died,i just had to cover my shame ,by laughing ,we both laughed while he helped me up.
ReplyDeleteNna ehnnnn.....One of my birthdays like that some years ago, I went and bought one 6inches akpola so that I could look fly for the dinner my boo was taking me to...that shoe wasn't comfortable and I knew it but it was too dope to let go...na so o,boo came to pick me and was waiting at the end of the staircase,na so me begin catwalk down with my super short dress,only for me to miss my step before I even began walking,i landed like humpty dumpty oh,leg scatter,yansh open everytin..it wasn't funny o. Boyfy was petrified,he thot I had broken a bone or something...but omo as a die hard I took it like a gee. Stood up,laughed it off and still wore those shoes to the restaurant albeit in constant pain....NewBie!
ReplyDeleteMy most embarasing high moment was last yr november.i went to a wedding with my friend as i was stepping in d venue,na so i just miss my step bfr i know i was on d floor.i was so embarassed cos there were guys there.upon all my shakara.
ReplyDeleteMine was at my son's school.it was during their PTA meeting.till today I don't know why I went to sit infront.I fell flat on my face.it wasn't funny .two parents had to help me get up.
ReplyDeleteI've had plenty embarrassment on this high heels issue. I have decided to stop buying them. My legs keep shaking whenever I wear any, shaking uncontrollably as in bending so much like a bow-legged person. And I really admire girls that can walk well with heels. There's this classy look it gives
ReplyDeleteMemo to Mrs chi ude.
ReplyDeleteDear ma'am, I writing to beg you to curb this your comedy business on this blog lol. You got me laughing like a mad person..,
Thanks for a good laugh!
Mine was at that road leading to nuru oniwo, I actually don't like pointed heels but the one I wore that day I couldn't let my aunt give my couz,came back from church to see my aunt off naso my heels slip oh boy one leg was in badagry the other at ibadan,shame no gree me stand I felt like the ground should just open & swallow me,the annoying thing was my aunt just stood there laughing,it took the help of 2 cute guys to help me up...but the heels was most def worth it...
ReplyDeleteI wish I had fallen off instead of my sanitary pad falling off me while at a bus park in bariga and d area boys shouted on me saying sister pick your pad you wan use am jazz us, I walked away and one of the guys grabbed me insisted I picked d pad, I picked it and walked away highly embarrassed
ReplyDeleteEh-yah! Doh! I can imagine. But wasn't d pad placed on a pant?
Deleteat Anonymous, i need female friends too and im in the uk, coventry to be precise.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, many of these comments got me ROTFL. In my own case, like @Cakes by Luligrace and @Gennybaby, I haven't had such an experience because I respect myself. I no dey near anything shoe higher than 4 inches. The most beautiful shoe I have is 5 inches (blood red). The shoe fine die, but I've only worn it once o. That day I couldn't even move freely in church so what's the point? Plus whenever I wear high heels, I carry flats so that when my feet start feeling painful, I change immediately. These high heels are dangerous sef. We women should be careful. You can fall and sprain ur foot, or injure your knee badly. So it's not worth it. Let's not overdo things abeg.
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Mine was @ my aunt's wedding o,I wore heel & was asked to share food for her husband's pple come & see Dem shouting aunty give me,aunty give b4 u know it o na so I miss step...lolllll me & d big bowl I was carrying land for ground for centre of party Jesus....with shame I stood up hold d shoe for hand & ran out
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