Anyone who knows me knows that i am a suya freak,there was time,i ate nothing all day but suya..anytime i come to the motherland,the first food i eat is suya and ijebu garri,so the story you are about to read hits me really bad......i actually threw up my dinner after reading this because i know what part of meat this mail refers to and i always swallow when i cant chew....
Please watch the suya you eat...you just might be eating human meat!...oh my God,this is so repulsive!
''Stella....see wahala......
i am a guy..a regular blog visitor.my friend and I just went for a stroll in lagos and I come dey whine am to buy suya na..say him dey fuck up sef..he came from liberia and had some money with him..then he finally gave in to buy suya sha..
after we bought from one mallam...I ate some pieces and it tasted the normal way suya tastes to me sometimes....tough..kinda like half done..so I swallowed it since I couldn't chew for long again..it wasn't melting..I don't know if you get the picture I am trying to paint.
some people would just conclude that that part is probably the toso and should taste like that...
well,back to the story..as that my friend tasted his own..he immediately spat it out and said..oh..its true..that's what boss man said...
I was like what did boss man say..and who is boss man?...he said that he was in a child army in liberia..during the civil war in the 90's..and he was under the rebel leader called "General Butt Naked"...(You can google it)...and that they were made to eat human meat..as it was believed that they won't be harmed during combat...well,fast forward to recently,after the war.their boss man returned from Nigeria and told them that he had discovered they sell human meat on the streets to unsuspecting victims as suya and he infact bought some to have found out.he said they all smiled and soon forgot about it...but now that he also tasted this meat we bought he thinks its what most mallams sell here in Nigeria and that his ex-leader was right.
he said I should believe him..as he had tasted both human and cow meat...and he knows the difference.he asked me to throw the nylon away and said we should move immediately..cos the mallams were looking..
They were two on the stand..he said I had no idea what they would do if they know we know what we know...na so we take move ooo..I say make I just yarn you......many many things dey happen for this life..so almost all Nigerians are cannibals now?..hmmm..''
*I am still irritated and have nausea!
Hian!...I don't believe it...human meat is expensive joor....poster,the meat might be *Jacki*
ReplyDeleteI think so too!this story and every other human meat selling story lately on this blog are so lame!
DeleteWhat will dey gain selling off them human meat' so cheaply to unassuming citizens when I am pretty sure they did not get it cheap?is it easy to kill someone or go butcher an already dead body?
Stella abeg mind d stories u post here o,before ur blog go turn anyhow blog cos of yeye stories....shuoo!#kkk pls stop vomiting,the story is a fat lie!!#
Story story, doesnt sound true. Where dis one happen. Well last 2 years, they caught a mallam selling vulture met now this?
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Thank you Linda,help me tell them.
Deletedis aboki guy her retards mehn, na dem be boko, dey dont value human life at all
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What about the shaki,liver and kidney?Those can't be human meat naw? Its cheaper to make cattle and ram suya,cos millions of people for don vanish and it could be traced to mai suya. If butchers who sell horse meat or camel can get into trouble,why not Hannibal lectors? The writer must believe in 'gbomorgbomor' too.
DeleteLinda Eze,pls why do u always sound tru ur anus? Where is ur mutherfuking brain pls? Using human flesh as suya is so rampant in Lagos. I believe you are living somewhere in a bush that is why you don't know it. Some guys where caught one time like that,they even confessed that they some time use abandoned corps.
DeleteYou hardly see a malam tasting his suya cos most in Lagos uses human flesh.
Northern areas e.g Abuja is the only place I eat Suya cos am so sure am eating Animal not Human
Human meat? In this age and time? That's bizarre
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Wow! Ds is scary
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Stella love..sorry bout ds. Bt I clouldnt help bt share ds good news to Lagosians!
Wow! Ds is scary
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Stella love pls post ds. U r going to help awhole lot of lagosians here bcos ds is d change dey r looking for in terms of speed, quality nd reliabilty
I am not surprise, it's rampant here in lagos. So watch what you eat
ReplyDeleteHuman meat is fatty,not even fit for suya cos it'd be porky when roasted.
DeleteYou're just a long throat poster.
Im sure ure that hungry short man devil with goat dentition.
Rub-bish!
Mamie my tots exactly! Human meat will be similar to pork meat bcos it has a lot of fat tissues so it wnt evn look nice if made into suya.. This story is not true!
DeleteEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww,,was a suya freak too until I had inflammation of d eye(eye infection),,d optician warned mi too stay off suya which is 1 of d cause(uncooked meat)..soo omoh I stay off suya ohh,,and now this..its well dou..
ReplyDeleteI've heard of such before.u also have to be careful with that ur friend o! Make hin no go use u do suya the day way u go provoke am@poster.
ReplyDeleteIf Mancity had drawn this match i would have been 1.6million.naira richer,fuck 1960bet,am not happy at all;Good night fam.
DeleteHow could u stake ur money on city beating barca?dat's not going to happen na
DeleteOmg!!
ReplyDeleteThe things people do!!!! Goodness gracious! Thank God I have never been a suya person, personally I think its unclean. My loved ones on the other hand tho, na wa!
ReplyDeleteThank God am also nt a suya persn..plus I dnt even eat red meat sef. And as a matter of fact I dnt buy any edible dats being sold by mallams. Most of them are soo unclean..*spits*
DeleteBull Crap!
ReplyDeleteI think I'll stick to my fish, sea food in general, ta.
DeleteStells dis story na wash abeg,its cheaper to buy cow meat compared to human meat.I mean let us be honest with ourselves.Somtyms I am amazed @ d length some visitors wuld go to tell a story.
ReplyDeleteHuman meat's d cheapest meat in 9ja.
DeleteWHAT!!! Now this is sick!!! That is my best meal in naija mehn!!!, oh dear!!! * really sad*
ReplyDeleteThank God I don't like suya. Nyways my people see me see wonders o. I work in a financial company nd I do a lot of currency bagging nd stuffs. Today o, I was checking post dated bags nd found one in my name, usually if i see my name nd signature on it I don't bother counting but lo today was different Holy Spirit ministered to me to count it, lo nd behold my people d bag was short money. I checked d bag properly my name nd signature was forged. Cuz dem oyinbo cannot pronounce my name well, I told them to call me Ayo. Hmmmmnn d "Ayo" wasn't written as I would, signature nko. I couldn't believe it, akoba ma le leyi, oyinbo ti o gbadun tele. Before I got this job my eyes see pepper, I needed 5years reference nd criminal record check. D CRB was fine, got 4years cuz I was within d UK then, Babcock sent my transcripts to then but I need one more reference to cover one year of NYSC, omo NYSC no reply any of their mail o, and they didn't trust my certificate. They asked me to go to Nigerian High Commission for authentication. Chai story for another day d yeye commissioner who was meant to verify d certificate toast me join, he even told me to keep coming back for 3days gbako. Charring Cross station from where I live na waya. All my stress to finally get d job one yeye person wan spoil am in a day. Thank God for God, my managers who trust me nd CCTV... They found d person nd they are investigating it. That's my testimony for today o. I have never been scared in my life like today. I must say I am disappointed in my colleague. Its well
ReplyDeleteoooo. Sorry about my long Psalm. Olorun o ni je ka ri akoba ooooo...
*Them*
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Thank god.this quiet a testimony.
DeleteAmin o! Thank God for you! He that started this good work in you is faithful to complete it. He will watch over you!
DeleteThank God for you. Please keep praying and following God.
DeleteBabe thank God for His mercies. The heart of man can be wicked. What does he gain in seeing you in prison. So sorry
DeleteThank God for your life Madam/Oga.
DeleteMay God continue to bless and protect you.
Amen. Thank u everyone nd most of all Thank God.
DeleteKemi mo ba e yo o! Massive congrats n God bless.
DeleteHa@Waterloo road long time no hear or read your comments. Hope
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Disgusting. I dunno about human meat sha but when I was in Kano law school I am 98% sure that the things we ate as suya were neither cow nor ram nor goat. I have absolutely idea what that sh*t was but we had no choice. One of the food vendors allegedly admitted to selling dead donkey abi na camel. In fact, not just the suya, the meat sold on that campus was generally suspect. But we nor get choice, we just had to eat it. Memories of that campus are nightmarish.
ReplyDeletethings people do for money. Stella in other news, the Teniola girl has replied according to Kelvin's blog. she said tuface is fully aware of her pregnancy and she is 3 and half month gone. that her elder sis took the story to the press cos tuface has been trying hard to get her to have an abortion which she refused
ReplyDeleteWots d actual name of d blog?? Bn tryna find d name but is not working! Amebo kukuma be my job4
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Deletehuman meat pepper soup,another one na human suya, if its not chicken suya,i no go chop
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DeleteThe evil that men so. But where do they get the meat from. #ify
ReplyDeleteEeewwwwwww
ReplyDeletekai, and to think i miss suya... oma ga o #sigh
ReplyDeleteEwoooo chim o! And I just finished eating suya now, *spits,vomit and shit @ d same time*crying, #teamnomoresuya#
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ReplyDeleteDon't believe dis crap jor,is it dat dey go to motuary to get d meat ni abi dem dey kill pipu do d suya.do dey kill daily ni or dey kill 1 person and preserve 4 days. Abeg dis 1 na nollywood story jor. @least not in lag cos pipu wud have known about it and and they wud have busted their ass
ReplyDeleteSomebody watched Vice's "The Cannibal Warlords of Liberia" on youtube, had too much free time on their hands and decided to type rubbish.
ReplyDeleteFa fa faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Foul... in Zeby's voice. Am not buy this your medicine, pls sell to someone else. Maybe, just maybe Ezenwayi and Linda Eze fit buy. Oh boy your guy no wan buy suya for u abeg, u sure say em hol money sef. Aboki give am testing em come tell you say na human meat, guy u no even sharp sef see as Liberian dey guy u. Human meat ko, angel meat ni.
ReplyDeleteIt's very simple to knw. If d suya ur eating has 2 much oil, is tough, don't melt in ur mouth, and obviously don't taste like normal beef but bush-meat-like, den u hav officially become a canibal. Gudnite.
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ReplyDeleteI don't believe
ReplyDeleteThat Onitsha Recipe.. Human meat.. It even sells for N700 per meat in d soup or stew.. God wud Visit those evil doers with his anger..
ReplyDeleteEwwwww!
ReplyDeleteWow, i thought it was only dog meat they used.
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ReplyDeleteThank Goodness I'm not a suya person. God abeg o.. Will never eat Suya again. Not that I even buy Suya sef! Frankly speaking even the food one eats outside sef is suspect. May God Guide all of us!
ReplyDeleteChicken suya to the rescue then
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to visibly differ human suya from beef suya
Tomiwealth guess you didn't read the news about the man who used vulture as a cheaper alternative to chicken for suya
DeleteThis guys Story is a LIE, he got it from a video on VICE, and injected himself into the story. You guys can look it up its called VICE a guide to LIBERIA. some guy in the video tells this same story. The liar that wrote this story just doesnt like "Mallams" Dont believe everything you read people
ReplyDeleteAnon 5:04AM, GOD bless you. I was waiting for this kind of comment. You've done well. The rate at which some people cook up stories is alarming.
Delete1) How do you differentiate between human meat and the likes of beef, mutton, pork, etc?
2) Where do you think they get these dead humans from?
3) Hearing that human meat is indeed costly, how come it sells at the same price as beef?
If you don't have concrete answers to these questions then hold your peace. You can stop eating suya from henceforth if it bothers you. Shikena
i've rili got 2 stop eating beef. strictly seafood and bird tinz.
ReplyDeleteorishirishi..Mallams where ar u?????????????????
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U dnt necessary have to keep killing pple for human meat..it can be from an already dead person.u just harvest.and its not about the cost.its never about the cost.its more expensive,yeah..but its all about the evil intentions in the heart of men...for some devilish occultic reasons.most pple move around with problems and have absolutely no idea from where they got it.mediums like dis could just be it..plus I am sure its not totally human meat tho..maybe mixed with other beef..so u don't figure out and guess outright...its funny how naïve pple get on this blog..now,tell me..when u order for suya..does ur mallam cut all your meat from one slice?...no..lmao..he doesn't..he cuts from different pieces on the table..and u can never figure which one is human...I guess the poster was lucky as his friends first bite was exactly the human part..or dey would have finished eating the whole thing before they realized...when samuel.k doe was killed in liberia..his body was hung out till the next day before being eaten by prince johnson and charles taylor..#facts...things happen oo..my pple
ReplyDeleteEver since they caught a mallam in my very before selling vulture as suya, i totally stopped eating suya.
ReplyDeleteHuman meat????........#runinggggggg so fastttttttt
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ReplyDeleteStop eating red meat!! If u must eat it suya buy the pepper from them and grill ur on suya. That's what do when I crave suya which is like once in forever!
ReplyDeletesweetest pussy you are a total and absolute idiot.....disappear from this blog ASAP
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