The company, which insured the bosóms of Pamela Anderson and Dolly Parton has agreed to insure Cossys boobs. the deal clicked just before Cossy’s recent birthday bash, where she displayed her endowments for the world to see.
The booby actress will be travelling to Los Angeles in two weeks to sign on the dotted lines. “I specifically asked for $1.6 million,” Cossy was quoted as saying.
As part of the deal awaiting her signature, there will be limits on how many men and women who would touch her bósoms each month. Also, the bósoms have all been given names and must now be treated as people in future movie roles. That means that Enhanced Silicon Inc. will determine how much a movie producer will pay each bosóm for an appearance in a movie. “The downside of the deal is that I may get dressed’, Cossy added.
Cossy seems pretty excited about the deal as sources maintained that each of the endowment will be named and anyone who prefers to touch will have to pay for it just as Enhanced Silicon Inc. will henceforth, decide the amount producers will pay per breast, for appearance in a movie. - culled from Vanguard.
*The good news is that cosy will no longer be exposing her boobs once she signs the deals……congratulations to both boobs.
I have given cossy boobs names.you can join in the fun and names those boobs,the deal insists that they should be treated as human beings from now on oh
Ode oluku
ReplyDeleteAki&pawpaw. Lobatan
Deletestupidity of the highest order. Instead of that old quack to go and marry, she is there showing her nakedness to the world. Many men will be toasting her and making her head swell but in reality, none of them will want to marry her because they need a decent wife. So who is fooling who? To me, Cossy is wasting her youth. By the time she comes to her senses, her mates will have children in university and she will still be single
ReplyDeleteGod bless u,that's the thing people like that stupid pealie should understand,any guy that comes to such a slut just want to eat part of the cake and go,they can't want anything serious from a public dog.
DeleteDoes she have nipples?
ReplyDeleteImbecile and elephant
ReplyDeleteStella, u gat me ROTFL with dose names....
ReplyDeleteI name them Grace and Disgrace.
ReplyDeleteBeen a while I saw ur comments on blogs!welcome back.now e remain oga luca...
DeleteShame and disgrace you meant? Nothing graceful about those boobs.
DeleteNo, disgrace and cheap
DeleteCossy u have it all,show dem wot ur mama gave to u,natural.
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ReplyDeleteLest I forget, those boobs resemble Ik ogbonna's swollen head.
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DeleteGood for her.she can still give her life to Christ.
ReplyDeleteI want to see d nipples b4 I blive dis story... For me I love cossy for being her set. She ous better Dan those who send nude pics to b4 without nothing to write home about except recharge card. Cossy hersef has achieved a lot for hersef they dis boobs.
ReplyDeleteI called d boobs Adam and eve. Cos na dem bring all dis kpalava come earth.
ReplyDeletebreeter and braul. Wetin cosy go com talk 4dis 1? It is d Lord's doing? Alrite ooo...
ReplyDeletehmmmnnn,I wl name them akin and pawpaw..
ReplyDeleteSmh!
ReplyDeleteThis is one of the stories I don't just know what to say!
as usual gullible unenlightened Nigerians will swallow this hook line and sinker.
ReplyDeleteif this was the way insurance works,then i would insure my dick in uk,go on a sex spree in Nigeria for a month then come back to uk and claim on insurance with doctored medical reports.
no sensible insurance company will insure a pair of worn out,droopy boobs especially considering she is in her 30s,she looks really bloated and unhealthy borderline overweight and she lives in a third world country where it would be difficult for them to investigate any claims she makes against the 1.6m.
contrary to whoever helped her to craft the lie,you dont just approach an insurance company and tell them a figure you want apart from a credit check,they will also properly assess where she is resident,how influential she is in american showbiz,her net worth her medical fitness over all before arriving at a figure they are prepared to advance
Olodo and Iti boribo
ReplyDeleteAm thinking this whore pays bloggers to keep her in the news.
ReplyDeleteIs this all there is to this woman??? Sorry but i will like to know what else she dose apart from exposing her breasts .
ReplyDeleteSagging betty and stretch mark katy
ReplyDeleteCossy and Cossy Boobs Enterprises.
ReplyDeleteStella you are really funny. Good luck and obasanjo. You are a serious case. Lmao
Well am happy dat she won't be flaunting her over ripe watermelon in our faces....dis gal can make a flat chested lady die of depression....*happy wit mine though...me am gonna name dem ''water and melon'' #sipsbaron
ReplyDeleteDis one go suffocate a man ooo
ReplyDeleteOMG!... 256 what!... Guys, we have to kidnap those boobs
ReplyDeleteEm..Sorry! How is insuring your boobs a deal? Abeg when you insure something, are you not the one paying premiums abi is it the other way round? I don't get why you should be talking about it like the insurance company will be paying her.
ReplyDeleteExcept my lecturer was lying, I think if she insured her boobs for $1.6 m, it means if ritualists cut off the boobs, she gets paid...Dead!!!
SDK I'm surprised you forgot to make ur obioma clothing for her today
ReplyDeleteshe can never change!
HYBunny
Cossy might never come back to Naija after her L.A trip 2 stay permanently o. She might get a lucrative contract besides this insurance thing. Those knockers, if real are fascinating and trust Americans. Goodluck o Cossy. May the milk maid float your boat o.
ReplyDeleteInsured boobs of life. Its a good deal for her..coz those pumpkins of hers will grow old with her n die with her.the way shes going,no sane man would esnt to spend the rest of his life with a porn star.i think the boobs should be called sodom n gomorah.
ReplyDeleteHmm...rotten mango and deflated ball..
ReplyDeleteI'll call dem Don jazzy nd Wande coal.#itsdoppestGoON#
ReplyDeleteThis woman should stop these her lies please.
ReplyDeleteBobbi and bobiano. This babe hardly acts, I don't know any business she does so I wonder where she gets money. Even if na runs who dey runs this 1. Men shaaa
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Lwkmd@son jazzy and wande coal,are you kidding me
ReplyDeleteHmmmm....
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm......will she ever get married biko nu?
ReplyDeletePHCN and MTN
ReplyDeleteSalvation and damnation
ReplyDeleteLuca of cos u can't insure ur 1inch dick but weda she's 30 r not r u tink d breast is worn out dey r natural n not d normal sizes u c everyday and Dats y it can b insured! Pamela's is even fake n is stil insured so y can't cossys? Go n luk 4 ur own selling point! Stop d hating n dont mention dat tapeworm dick of urs near anytin called insurance ewwww! Go get d dough girl...I like!
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